diff --git a/code/game/data_huds.dm b/code/game/data_huds.dm
index a60554e64b0..23bd63a58f7 100644
--- a/code/game/data_huds.dm
+++ b/code/game/data_huds.dm
@@ -76,51 +76,54 @@
 	return 0
 
 //helper for getting the appropriate health status UPDATED BY PUCKABOO2 TO INCLUDE NEGATIVES.
-/proc/RoundHealth(mob/living/M)
-	if(M.stat == DEAD)
-		return "health-100" //what's our health? it doesn't matter, we're dead
-	var/resulthealth = (M.health / M.maxHealth) * 100
-	switch(resulthealth)
+/proc/RoundHealth(health)
+	switch(health)
 		if(100 to INFINITY)
 			return "health100"
-		if(90.625 to 100)
-			return "health93.75"
-		if(84.375 to 90.625)
-			return "health87.5"
-		if(78.125 to 84.375)
-			return "health81.25"
-		if(71.875 to 78.125)
-			return "health75"
-		if(65.625 to 71.875)
-			return "health68.75"
-		if(59.375 to 65.625)
-			return "health62.5"
-		if(53.125 to 59.375)
-			return "health56.25"
-		if(46.875 to 53.125)
+		if(95 to 100)
+			return "health95" //For telling patients to eat a warm donk pocket and go on with their shift.
+		if(90 to 95)
+			return "health90"
+		if(80 to 90)
+			return "health80"
+		if(70 to 80)
+			return "health70"
+		if(60 to 70)
+			return "health60"
+		if(50 to 60)
 			return "health50"
-		if(40.625 to 46.875)
-			return "health43.75"
-		if(34.375 to 40.625)
-			return "health37.5"
-		if(28.125 to 34.375)
-			return "health31.25"
-		if(21.875 to 28.125)
-			return "health25"
-		if(15.625 to 21.875)
-			return "health18.75"
-		if(9.375 to 15.625)
-			return "health12.5"
-		if(1 to 9.375)
-			return "health6.25"
-		if(-50 to 1)
+		if(40 to 50)
+			return "health40"
+		if(30 to 40)
+			return "health30"
+		if(20 to 30)
+			return "health20"
+		if(10 to 20)
+			return "health10"
+		if(0 to 10)
 			return "health0"
-		if(-85 to -50)
+		if(-10 to 0)
+			return "health-0" //The health bar will turn a brilliant red and flash as usual, but deducted health will be black.
+		if(-20 to -10)
+			return "health-10"
+		if(-30 to -20)
+			return "health-20"
+		if(-40 to -30)
+			return "health-30"
+		if(-50 to -40)
+			return "health-40"
+		if(-60 to -50)
 			return "health-50"
-		if(-99 to -85)
-			return "health-85"
+		if(-70 to -60)
+			return "health-60"
+		if(-80 to -70)
+			return "health-70" //Doc?
+		if(-90 to -80)
+			return "health-80" //Hey, doc?
+		if(-100 to -90)
+			return "health-90" //HURRY UP, DOC!
 		else
-			return "health-100"
+			return "health-100" //doc u had 1 job
 	return "0"
 
 
diff --git a/icons/mob/hud.dmi b/icons/mob/hud.dmi
index 67875b802e8..760e82458d8 100644
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