diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm
index 5aa21e78ce6..5d5e68d2dff 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/bedsheet_bin.dm
@@ -21,6 +21,7 @@ LINEN BINS
 
 	var/list/dream_messages = list("white")
 	var/list/nightmare_messages = list("black")
+	var/comfort = 0.5
 
 
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/alien_nests.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/alien_nests.dm
index d58888d6e24..37a30557347 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/alien_nests.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/alien_nests.dm
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 	icon_state = "nest"
 	var/health = 100
 	var/image/nest_overlay
+	comfort = 0
 
 /obj/structure/stool/bed/nest/New()
 	nest_overlay = image('icons/mob/alien.dmi', "nestoverlay", layer=MOB_LAYER - 0.2)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/chairs.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/chairs.dm
index b76cd70d57b..96fd7811e75 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/chairs.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/chairs.dm
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 	buildstackamount = 1
 	buckle_offset = 0
 	var/propelled = 0 // Check for fire-extinguisher-driven chairs
+	comfort = 0
 
 /obj/structure/stool/bed/chair/New()
 	..()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm
index 21f087eeeee..a2de971a6e1 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm
@@ -354,6 +354,22 @@
 	if(..())
 		handle_dreams()
 		adjustStaminaLoss(-10)
+		var/comfort = 1
+		if(istype(buckled, /obj/structure/stool/bed))
+			var/obj/structure/stool/bed/bed = buckled
+			comfort+= bed.comfort
+		for(var/obj/item/weapon/bedsheet/bedsheet in range(loc,0))
+			if(bedsheet.loc != loc) //bedsheets in your backpack/neck don't give you comfort
+				continue
+			comfort+= bedsheet.comfort
+			break //Only count the first bedsheet
+		if(drunk)
+			comfort += 1 //Aren't naps SO much better when drunk?
+			AdjustDrunk(1-0.0015*comfort) //reduce drunkenness ~6% per two seconds, when on floor.
+		if(prob(3))
+			if(comfort>1)//You don't heal if you're just sleeping on the floor without a blanket.
+				adjustBruteLoss(-1*comfort)
+				adjustFireLoss(-1*comfort)
 		if(prob(10) && health && hal_screwyhud != SCREWYHUD_CRIT)
 			emote("snore")
 	// Keep SSD people asleep