diff --git a/code/game/dna/genes/goon_disabilities.dm b/code/game/dna/genes/goon_disabilities.dm
index acfd8c90fef..047edf87483 100644
--- a/code/game/dna/genes/goon_disabilities.dm
+++ b/code/game/dna/genes/goon_disabilities.dm
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@
 // WAS: /datum/bioEffect/mute
 /datum/dna/gene/disability/mute
 	name = "Mute"
-	desc = "Completley shuts down the speech center of the subject's brain."
+	desc = "Completely shuts down the speech center of the subject's brain."
 	activation_message   = "You feel unable to express yourself at all."
 	deactivation_message = "You feel able to speak freely again."
 
@@ -278,4 +278,85 @@
 					C << "\red [src.personalized_stink]"
 				else
 					C << "\red [stinkString()]"
-*/
\ No newline at end of file
+*/
+
+
+////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+// WAS: /datum/bioEffect/immolate
+/datum/dna/gene/basic/grant_spell/immolate
+	name = "Incendiary Mitochondria"
+	desc = "The subject becomes able to convert excess cellular energy into thermal energy."
+	activation_messages = list("You suddenly feel rather hot.")
+	deactivation_messages = list("You no longer feel uncomfortably hot.")
+
+	spelltype=/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/immolate
+
+	New()
+		..()
+		block = IMMOLATEBLOCK
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/immolate
+	name = "Incendiary Mitochondria"
+	desc = "The subject becomes able to convert excess cellular energy into thermal energy."
+	panel = "Mutant Powers"
+
+	charge_type = "recharge"
+	charge_max = 600
+
+	clothes_req = 0
+	stat_allowed = 0
+	invocation_type = "none"
+	range = -1
+	selection_type = "range"
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/immolate/cast(list/targets)
+	if (istype(usr,/mob/living/))
+		var/mob/living/L = usr
+
+		L.adjust_fire_stacks(0.5) // Same as walking into fire. Was 100 (goon fire)
+		L.visible_message("\red <b>[L.name]</b> suddenly bursts into flames!")
+		//playsound(L.loc, 'mag_fireballlaunch.ogg', 50, 0)
+
+	return
+
+////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+// WAS: /datum/bioEffect/melt
+/datum/dna/gene/basic/grant_verb/melt
+	name = "Self Biomass Manipulation"
+	desc = "The subject becomes able to transform the matter of their cells into a liquid state."
+	activation_messages = list("You feel strange and jiggly.")
+	deactivation_messages = list("You feel more solid.")
+
+	verbtype=/proc/bioproc_melt
+
+	New()
+		..()
+		block = MELTBLOCK
+
+/proc/bioproc_melt()
+	set name = "Dissolve"
+	set desc = "Transform yourself into a liquified state."
+	set category = "Mutant Abilities"
+
+	if (istype(usr,/mob/living/carbon/human/))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = usr
+
+		H.visible_message("\red <b>[H.name]'s flesh melts right off! Holy shit!</b>")
+		//if (H.gender == "female")
+		//	playsound(H.loc, 'female_fallscream.ogg', 50, 0)
+		//else
+		//	playsound(H.loc, 'male_fallscream.ogg', 50, 0)
+		//playsound(H.loc, 'bubbles.ogg', 50, 0)
+		//playsound(H.loc, 'loudcrunch2.ogg', 50, 0)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/skellington/nH = new /mob/living/carbon/human/skellington(H.loc)
+		nH.real_name = H.real_name
+		nH.name = "[H.name]'s skeleton"
+		//H.decomp_stage = 4
+		nH.brain_op_stage = 4
+		H.gib(1)
+	else
+		usr.visible_message("\red <b>[usr.name] melts into a pile of bloody viscera!</b>")
+		usr.gib(1)
+
+	return
diff --git a/code/game/dna/genes/goon_powers.dm b/code/game/dna/genes/goon_powers.dm
index 83b7e681e08..69b232442ff 100644
--- a/code/game/dna/genes/goon_powers.dm
+++ b/code/game/dna/genes/goon_powers.dm
@@ -72,4 +72,399 @@
 		if((world.time - M.last_movement) >= 30 && !M.stat && M.canmove && !M.restrained())
 			M.alpha = round(255 * 0.10)
 		else
-			M.alpha = round(255 * 0.80)
\ No newline at end of file
+			M.alpha = round(255 * 0.80)
+
+/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+/datum/dna/gene/basic/grant_spell
+	var/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/spelltype
+
+	activate(var/mob/M, var/connected, var/flags)
+		..()
+		M.spell_list += spelltype
+		return 1
+
+	deactivate(var/mob/M, var/connected, var/flags)
+		..()
+		M.spell_list -= spelltype
+/datum/dna/gene/basic/grant_verb
+	var/verbtype
+
+	activate(var/mob/M, var/connected, var/flags)
+		..()
+		M.verbs += verbtype
+		return 1
+
+	deactivate(var/mob/M, var/connected, var/flags)
+		..()
+		M.verbs -= verbtype
+
+// WAS: /datum/bioEffect/cryokinesis
+/datum/dna/gene/basic/grant_spell/cryo
+	name = "Cryokinesis"
+	desc = "Allows the subject to lower the body temperature of others."
+	activation_messages = list("You notice a strange cold tingle in your fingertips.")
+	deactivation_messages = list("Your fingers feel warmer.")
+
+	spelltype = /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/cryokinesis
+
+	New()
+		..()
+		block = CRYOBLOCK
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/cryokinesis
+	name = "Cryokinesis"
+	desc = "Drops the bodytemperature of another person."
+	panel = "Mutant Powers"
+
+	charge_type = "recharge"
+	charge_max = 600
+
+	clothes_req = 0
+	stat_allowed = 0
+	invocation_type = "none"
+	range = 7
+	selection_type = "range"
+	var/list/compatible_mobs = list(/mob/living/carbon/human, /mob/living/carbon/monkey)
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/cryokinesis/cast(list/targets)
+	if(!targets.len)
+		usr << "<span class='notice'>No target found in range.</span>"
+		return
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/C = targets[1]
+
+	if(!iscarbon(C))
+		usr << "\red This will only work on normal organic beings."
+		return
+
+	C.bodytemperature = -1500
+	C.ExtinguishMob()
+
+	C.visible_message("\red A cloud of fine ice crystals engulfs [C]!")
+
+	//playsound(usr.loc, 'bamf.ogg', 50, 0)
+
+	new/obj/effects/self_deleting(C.loc, icon('icons/effects/genetics.dmi', "cryokinesis"))
+
+	return
+
+/obj/effects/self_deleting
+	density = 0
+	opacity = 0
+	anchored = 1
+	icon = null
+	desc = ""
+	//layer = 15
+
+	New(var/atom/location, var/icon/I, var/duration = 20, var/oname = "something")
+		src.name = oname
+		loc=location
+		src.icon = I
+		spawn(duration)
+			del(src)
+
+///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+// WAS: /datum/bioEffect/mattereater
+/datum/dna/gene/basic/grant_spell/mattereater
+	name = "Matter Eater"
+	desc = "Allows the subject to eat just about anything without harm."
+	activation_messages = list("You feel hungry.")
+	deactivation_messages = list("You don't feel quite so hungry anymore.")
+
+	spelltype=/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/eat
+
+	New()
+		..()
+		block = EATBLOCK
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/eat
+	name = "Eat"
+	desc = "Eat just about anything!"
+	panel = "Mutant Powers"
+
+	charge_type = "recharge"
+	charge_max = 300
+
+	clothes_req = 0
+	stat_allowed = 0
+	invocation_type = "none"
+	range = 1
+	selection_type = "range"
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/eat/choose_targets(mob/user = usr)
+	var/list/targets = list()
+	var/list/possible_targets = list()
+
+	for(var/obj/item/O in view_or_range(range, user, selection_type))
+		possible_targets += O
+
+	targets += input("Choose the target for the spell.", "Targeting") as mob in possible_targets
+
+	if(!targets.len) //doesn't waste the spell
+		revert_cast(user)
+		return
+
+	perform(targets)
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/eat/cast(list/targets)
+	if(!targets.len)
+		usr << "<span class='notice'>No target found in range.</span>"
+		return
+
+	var/obj/item/the_item = targets[1]
+
+	usr.visible_message("\red [usr] eats [the_item].")
+	playsound(usr.loc, 'sound/items/eatfood.ogg', 50, 0)
+
+	del(the_item)
+
+	if(ishuman(usr))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H=usr
+		for(var/name in H.organs_by_name)
+			var/datum/organ/external/affecting = null
+			if(!H.organs[name])
+				continue
+			affecting = H.organs[name]
+			if(!istype(affecting, /datum/organ/external))
+				continue
+			affecting.heal_damage(4, 0)
+		usr:UpdateDamageIcon()
+		usr:updatehealth()
+
+	return
+
+////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+//WAS: /datum/bioEffect/jumpy
+/datum/dna/gene/basic/grant_spell/jumpy
+	name = "Jumpy"
+	desc = "Allows the subject to leap great distances."
+	//cooldown = 30
+	activation_messages = list("Your leg muscles feel taut and strong.")
+	deactivation_messages = list("Your leg muscles shrink back to normal.")
+
+	spelltype =/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/leap
+
+	New()
+		..()
+		block = JUMPBLOCK
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/leap
+	name = "Jump"
+	desc = "Leap great distances!"
+	panel = "Mutant Powers"
+	range = -1
+	include_user = 1
+
+	charge_type = "recharge"
+	charge_max = 30
+
+	clothes_req = 0
+	stat_allowed = 0
+	invocation_type = "none"
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/leap/cast(list/targets)
+	if (istype(usr.loc,/mob/))
+		usr << "\red You can't jump right now!"
+		return
+
+	if (istype(usr.loc,/turf/))
+		usr.visible_message("\red <b>[usr.name]</b> takes a huge leap!")
+		playsound(usr.loc, 'sound/weapons/thudswoosh.ogg', 50, 1)
+		var/prevLayer = usr.layer
+		usr.layer = 15
+
+		for(var/i=0, i<10, i++)
+			step(usr, usr.dir)
+			if(i < 5) usr.pixel_y += 8
+			else usr.pixel_y -= 8
+			sleep(1)
+
+		if (M_FAT in usr.mutations && prob(66))
+			usr.visible_message("\red <b>[usr.name]</b> crashes due to their heavy weight!")
+			//playsound(usr.loc, 'zhit.wav', 50, 1)
+			usr.weakened += 10
+			usr.stunned += 5
+
+		usr.layer = prevLayer
+
+	if (istype(usr.loc,/obj/))
+		var/obj/container = usr.loc
+		usr << "\red You leap and slam your head against the inside of [container]! Ouch!"
+		usr.paralysis += 3
+		usr.weakened += 5
+		container.visible_message("\red <b>[usr.loc]</b> emits a loud thump and rattles a bit.")
+		playsound(usr.loc, 'sound/effects/bang.ogg', 50, 1)
+		var/wiggle = 6
+		while(wiggle > 0)
+			wiggle--
+			container.pixel_x = rand(-3,3)
+			container.pixel_y = rand(-3,3)
+			sleep(1)
+		container.pixel_x = 0
+		container.pixel_y = 0
+
+
+	return
+
+////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+// WAS: /datum/bioEffect/polymorphism
+
+/datum/dna/gene/basic/grant_spell/polymorph
+	name = "Polymorphism"
+	desc = "Enables the subject to reconfigure their appearance to mimic that of others."
+
+	spelltype =/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/polymorph
+	//cooldown = 1800
+	activation_messages = list("You don't feel entirely like yourself somehow.")
+	deactivation_messages = list("You feel secure in your identity.")
+
+	New()
+		..()
+		block = POLYMORPHBLOCK
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/polymorph
+	name = "Polymorph"
+	desc = "Mimic the appearance of others!"
+	panel = "Mutant Powers"
+	charge_max = 1800
+
+	clothes_req = 0
+	stat_allowed = 0
+	invocation_type = "none"
+	range = 1
+	selection_type = "range"
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/polymorph/cast(list/targets)
+	var/mob/living/M=targets[1]
+	if(!ishuman(M))
+		usr << "\red You can only change your appearance to that of another human."
+		return
+
+	if(!ishuman(usr)) return
+
+
+	//playsound(usr.loc, 'blobattack.ogg', 50, 1)
+
+	usr.visible_message("\red [usr]'s body shifts and contorts.")
+
+	spawn(10)
+		if(M && usr)
+			//playsound(usr.loc, 'gib.ogg', 50, 1)
+			usr.UpdateAppearance(M.dna.UI)
+			usr:real_name = M:real_name
+			usr:name = M:name
+////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+// WAS: /datum/bioEffect/empath
+/datum/dna/gene/basic/grant_verb/empath
+	name = "Empathic Thought"
+	desc = "The subject becomes able to read the minds of others for certain information."
+
+	verbtype = /proc/bioproc_empath
+	activation_messages = list("You suddenly notice more about others than you did before.")
+	deactivation_messages = list("You no longer feel able to sense intentions.")
+
+	New()
+		..()
+		block = EMPATHBLOCK
+
+/proc/bioproc_empath(var/mob/living/carbon/M in range(7,usr))
+	set name = "Read Mind"
+	set desc = "Read the minds of others for information."
+	set category = "Mutant Abilities"
+
+	if(!iscarbon(M))
+		usr << "\red You may only use this on other organic beings."
+		return
+
+	if(usr.stat)
+		return
+
+	if (M_PSY_RESIST in M.mutations)
+		usr << "\red You can't see into [M.name]'s mind at all!"
+		return
+
+	if (M.stat == 2)
+		usr << "\red [M.name] is dead and cannot have their mind read."
+		return
+	if (M.health < 0)
+		usr << "\red [M.name] is dying, and their thoughts are too scrambled to read."
+		return
+
+	usr << "\blue Mind Reading of [M.name]:</b>"
+	var/pain_condition = M.health
+	// lower health means more pain
+	var/list/randomthoughts = list("what to have for lunch","the future","the past","money",
+	"their hair","what to do next","their job","space","amusing things","sad things",
+	"annoying things","happy things","something incoherent","something they did wrong")
+	var/thoughts = "thinking about [pick(randomthoughts)]"
+	if (M.fire_stacks)
+		pain_condition -= 50
+		thoughts = "preoccupied with the fire"
+	if (M.radiation)
+		pain_condition -= 25
+
+	switch(pain_condition)
+		if (81 to INFINITY)
+			usr << "\blue <b>Condition</b>: [M.name] feels good."
+		if (61 to 80)
+			usr << "\blue <b>Condition</b>: [M.name] is suffering mild pain."
+		if (41 to 60)
+			usr << "\blue <b>Condition</b>: [M.name] is suffering significant pain."
+		if (21 to 40)
+			usr << "\blue <b>Condition</b>: [M.name] is suffering severe pain."
+		else
+			usr << "\blue <b>Condition</b>: [M.name] is suffering excruciating pain."
+			thoughts = "haunted by their own mortality"
+
+	switch(M.a_intent)
+		if ("help")
+			usr << "\blue <b>Mood</b>: You sense benevolent thoughts from [M.name]."
+		if ("disarm")
+			usr << "\blue <b>Mood</b>: You sense cautious thoughts from [M.name]."
+		if ("grab")
+			usr << "\blue <b>Mood</b>: You sense hostile thoughts from [M.name]."
+		if ("harm")
+			usr << "\blue <b>Mood</b>: You sense cruel thoughts from [M.name]."
+			for(var/mob/living/L in view(7,M))
+				if (L == M)
+					continue
+				thoughts = "thinking about punching [L.name]"
+				break
+		else
+			usr << "\blue <b>Mood</b>: You sense strange thoughts from [M.name]."
+
+	if (istype(M,/mob/living/carbon/human))
+		var/numbers[0]
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+		if(H.mind && H.mind.initial_account)
+			numbers += H.mind.initial_account.account_number
+			numbers += H.mind.initial_account.remote_access_pin
+		if(numbers.len>0)
+			usr << "\blue <b>Numbers</b>: You sense the number[numbers.len>1?"s":""] [english_list(numbers)] [numbers.len>1?"are":"is"] important to [M.name]."
+	usr << "\blue <b>Thoughts</b>: [M.name] is currently [thoughts]."
+
+	if (/datum/dna/gene/basic/grant_verb/empath in M.active_genes)
+		M << "\red You sense [usr.name] reading your mind."
+	else if (prob(5) || M.mind.assigned_role=="Chaplain")
+		M << "\red You sense someone intruding upon your thoughts..."
+	return
+
+////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+// WAS: /datum/bioEffect/superfart
+/datum/dna/gene/basic/superfart
+	name = "High-Pressure Intestines"
+	desc = "Vastly increases the gas capacity of the subject's digestive tract."
+	activation_messages = list("You feel bloated and gassy.")
+	deactivation_messages = list("You no longer feel gassy. What a relief!")
+
+	mutation = M_SUPER_FART
+
+	New()
+		..()
+		block = SUPERFARTBLOCK
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/setupgame.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/setupgame.dm
index dc85d7e9970..c47f04daeb1 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/setupgame.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/setupgame.dm
@@ -77,6 +77,14 @@
 	PSYRESISTBLOCK = getAssignedBlock("PSYRESIST",  numsToAssign, DNA_HARD_BOUNDS)
 	SHADOWBLOCK    = getAssignedBlock("SHADOW",     numsToAssign, DNA_HARDER_BOUNDS)
 	CHAMELEONBLOCK = getAssignedBlock("CHAMELEON",  numsToAssign, DNA_HARDER_BOUNDS)
+	CRYOBLOCK      = getAssignedBlock("CRYO",       numsToAssign, DNA_HARD_BOUNDS)
+	EATBLOCK       = getAssignedBlock("EAT",        numsToAssign, DNA_HARD_BOUNDS)
+	JUMPBLOCK      = getAssignedBlock("JUMP",       numsToAssign, DNA_HARD_BOUNDS)
+	MELTBLOCK      = getAssignedBlock("MELT",       numsToAssign)
+	IMMOLATEBLOCK  = getAssignedBlock("IMMOLATE",   numsToAssign)
+	EMPATHBLOCK    = getAssignedBlock("EMPATH",     numsToAssign, DNA_HARD_BOUNDS)
+	SUPERFARTBLOCK = getAssignedBlock("SUPERFART",  numsToAssign, DNA_HARDER_BOUNDS)
+	POLYMORPHBLOCK = getAssignedBlock("POLYMORPH",  numsToAssign, DNA_HARDER_BOUNDS)
 
 	//
 	// Static Blocks
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system.dm
index d8df24484f2..df8ce5328c6 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/effect_system.dm
@@ -523,7 +523,7 @@ steam.start() -- spawns the effect
 		number = n
 		cardinals = c
 
-		chemholder.reagents.add_reagent("mercury", 50)
+		chemholder.reagents.add_reagent("space_drugs", rand(1,10))
 
 		if(istype(loca, /turf/))
 			location = loca
diff --git a/code/global.dm b/code/global.dm
index 038f9ab0bc0..3dee0d74ab2 100644
--- a/code/global.dm
+++ b/code/global.dm
@@ -86,6 +86,14 @@ var/SOBERBLOCK = 0
 var/PSYRESISTBLOCK = 0
 var/SHADOWBLOCK = 0
 var/CHAMELEONBLOCK = 0
+var/CRYOBLOCK = 0
+var/EATBLOCK = 0
+var/JUMPBLOCK = 0
+var/MELTBLOCK = 0
+var/EMPATHBLOCK = 0
+var/SUPERFARTBLOCK = 0
+var/IMMOLATEBLOCK = 0
+var/POLYMORPHBLOCK = 0
 
 var/skipupdate = 0
 	///////////////
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/emote.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/emote.dm
index 2a4d1b79d54..08d8cbaf434 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/emote.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/emote.dm
@@ -548,22 +548,66 @@
 			if(world.time-lastFart >= 600)
 				message = "<b>[src]</b> [pick("passes wind","farts")]."
 				m_type = 2
-				var/location = get_turf(src)
-				playsound(location, 'sound/effects/smoke.ogg', 50, 1, -3)
+
+				var/turf/location = get_turf(src)
+				var/aoe_range=2 // Default
+				if(M_SUPER_FART in mutations)
+					aoe_range+=5
+
+				// If we're wearing a suit, don't blast or gas those around us.
+				var/wearing_suit=0
+				var/wearing_mask=0
+				if(wear_suit && wear_suit.body_parts_covered & LOWER_TORSO)
+					wearing_suit=1
+					if (internal != null && wear_mask && (wear_mask.flags & MASKINTERNALS))
+						wearing_mask=1
+
+				// Process toxic farts first.
 				if(M_TOXIC_FARTS in mutations)
-					if(wear_suit && wear_suit.body_parts_covered & LOWER_TORSO)
-						if (internal != null && wear_mask && (wear_mask.flags & MASKINTERNALS))
-							return
-						src << "\red You gas yourself!"
-						reagents.add_reagent("mercury", rand(10,20))
-						return
-					var/datum/effect/effect/system/chem_smoke_spread/fart/S = new /datum/effect/effect/system/chem_smoke_spread/fart
-					S.attach(location)
-					S.set_up(src, 10, 0, location)
-					spawn(0)
-						S.start()
-						sleep(10)
-						S.start()
+					message=""
+					if(wearing_suit)
+						if(!wearing_mask)
+							src << "\red You gas yourself!"
+							reagents.add_reagent("space_drugs", rand(10,20))
+					else
+						// Was /turf/, now /mob/
+						for(var/mob/M in view(location,2))
+							// Now, we don't have this:
+							//new /obj/effects/fart_cloud(T,L)
+							// But:
+							// <[REDACTED]> so, what it does is...imagine a 3x3 grid with the person in the center. When someone uses the emote *fart (it's not a spell style ability and has no cooldown), then anyone in the 8 tiles AROUND the person who uses it
+							// <[REDACTED]> gets between 1 and 10 units of jenkem added to them...we obviously don't have Jenkem, but Space Drugs do literally the same exact thing as Jenkem
+							// <[REDACTED]> the user, of course, isn't impacted because it's not an actual smoke cloud
+							// So, let's give 'em space drugs.
+							M.reagents.add_reagent("space_drugs",rand(1,10))
+						/*
+						var/datum/effect/effect/system/smoke_spread/chem/fart/S = new /datum/effect/effect/system/smoke_spread/chem/fart
+						S.attach(location)
+						S.set_up(src, 10, 0, location)
+						spawn(0)
+							S.start()
+							sleep(10)
+							S.start()
+						*/
+				if(M_SUPER_FART in mutations)
+					message=""
+					playsound(location, 'sound/effects/smoke.ogg', 50, 1, -3)
+					visible_message("\red <b>[name]</b> hunches down and grits their teeth!")
+					if(do_after(usr,30))
+						visible_message("\red <b>[name]</b> unleashes a [pick("tremendous","gigantic","colossal")] fart!","You hear a [pick("tremendous","gigantic","colossal")] fart.")
+						//playsound(L.loc, 'superfart.ogg', 50, 0)
+						if(wearing_suit)
+							for(var/mob/living/V in view(src,aoe_range))
+								shake_camera(V,10,5)
+								if (V == src)
+									continue
+								V << "\red You are sent flying!"
+								V.Weaken(5) // why the hell was this set to 12 christ
+								step_away(V,location,15)
+								step_away(V,location,15)
+								step_away(V,location,15)
+					else
+						usr << "\red You were interrupted and couldn't fart! Rude!"
 				lastFart=world.time
 			else
 				message = "<b>[src]</b> strains, and nothing happens."
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index a13fb11e76f..31d92e2ea7d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -32,6 +32,11 @@
 	set_species("Vox")
 	..()
 
+/mob/living/carbon/human/skellington/New()
+	h_style = "Bald"
+	set_species("Skellington")
+	..()
+
 /mob/living/carbon/human/diona/New()
 	species = new /datum/species/diona(src)
 	..()
diff --git a/code/setup.dm b/code/setup.dm
index e5b5eb44d26..33734fe20a1 100644
--- a/code/setup.dm
+++ b/code/setup.dm
@@ -368,6 +368,7 @@ var/MAX_EXPLOSION_RANGE = 14
 #define M_STRONG        202		// (Nothing)
 #define M_SOBER         203		// Increased alcohol metabolism
 #define M_PSY_RESIST    204		// Block remoteview
+#define M_SUPER_FART    205		// Duh
 
 //disabilities
 #define NEARSIGHTED		1