diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/miscjobs.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/miscjobs.dm
index ee2c5e262ea..abcc17d1919 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/miscjobs.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/miscjobs.dm
@@ -29,6 +29,9 @@
 	req_access = list(ACCESS_MIME)
 	icon_state = "mime"
 	open_door_sprite = "mime_door"
+	// It's silent!
+	open_sound = null
+	close_sound = null
 
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/mime/populate_contents()
 	new /obj/item/clothing/head/beret(src)