diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
index 1b5a2148ce2..788421b62e1 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
@@ -560,13 +560,16 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(soil_recipes, list (
 //////////////////////////////
 
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(cult_recipes, list (
+	new /datum/stack_recipe_list("furniture ", list(
+		new /datum/stack_recipe("runed metal chair", /obj/structure/chair/comfy/cult, 2, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE),
+		new /datum/stack_recipe/cult("runed metal table frame", /obj/structure/table_frame/cult, 1, time = 0.5 SECONDS, one_per_turf = TRUE, cult_structure = TRUE),
+	)),
 	new /datum/stack_recipe/cult("runed door (stuns non-cultists)", /obj/machinery/door/airlock/cult, 3, time = 5 SECONDS, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE, cult_structure = TRUE),
 	new /datum/stack_recipe/cult("runed girder (used to make cult walls)", /obj/structure/girder/cult, 1, time = 1 SECONDS, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE, cult_structure = TRUE),
 	new /datum/stack_recipe/cult("pylon (heals nearby cultists)", /obj/structure/cult/functional/pylon, 4, time = 4 SECONDS, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE, cult_structure = TRUE),
 	new /datum/stack_recipe/cult("forge (crafts shielded robes, flagellant's robes, and mirror shields)", /obj/structure/cult/functional/forge, 3, time = 4 SECONDS, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE, cult_structure = TRUE),
 	new /datum/stack_recipe/cult("archives (crafts zealot's blindfolds, shuttle curse orbs, veil shifters, reality sunderers, and blank tarot cards)", /obj/structure/cult/functional/archives, 3, time = 4 SECONDS, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE, cult_structure = TRUE),
 	new /datum/stack_recipe/cult("altar (crafts eldritch whetstones, construct shells, and flasks of unholy water)", /obj/structure/cult/functional/altar, 3, time = 4 SECONDS, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE, cult_structure = TRUE),
-	new /datum/stack_recipe/cult("runed table frame", /obj/structure/table_frame/cult, 1, time = 0.5 SECONDS, one_per_turf = TRUE, cult_structure = TRUE),
 	))
 
 /obj/item/stack/sheet/runed_metal
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/chairs.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/chairs.dm
index 5e6eae29ff8..1523fa3547b 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/chairs.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/stool_bed_chair_nest/chairs.dm
@@ -31,8 +31,8 @@
 
 /obj/structure/chair/narsie_act()
 	if(prob(20))
-		var/obj/structure/chair/wood/W = new/obj/structure/chair/wood(get_turf(src))
-		W.setDir(dir)
+		var/obj/structure/chair/comfy/cult/C = new /obj/structure/chair/comfy/cult(get_turf(src))
+		C.setDir(dir)
 		qdel(src)
 
 /obj/structure/chair/item_interaction(mob/living/user, obj/item/W, list/modifiers)
@@ -153,9 +153,6 @@
 	buildstacktype = /obj/item/stack/sheet/wood
 	item_chair = /obj/item/chair/wood
 
-/obj/structure/chair/wood/narsie_act()
-	return
-
 /obj/structure/chair/wood/wings
 	icon_state = "wooden_chair_wings"
 	item_chair = /obj/item/chair/wood/wings
@@ -662,9 +659,6 @@
 	materials = null
 	break_chance = 50
 
-/obj/item/chair/wood/narsie_act()
-	return
-
 /obj/item/chair/wood/wings
 	icon_state = "wooden_chair_wings_toppled"
 	origin_type = /obj/structure/chair/wood/wings
@@ -708,3 +702,19 @@
 		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] stops [src]'s uncontrollable spinning.</span>", \
 		"<span class='notice'>You grab [src] and stop its wild spinning.</span>")
 		STOP_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
+
+/obj/structure/chair/comfy/cult
+	name = "runed metal chair"
+	desc = "A cold metal throne engraved with indecipherable symbols. Studying them causes your head to pound."
+	icon_state = "cult_chair"
+	max_integrity = 150
+	buildstacktype = /obj/item/stack/sheet/runed_metal
+	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF | ACID_PROOF
+
+/obj/structure/chair/comfy/cult/narsie_act()
+	return
+
+/obj/structure/chair/comfy/cult/no_metal
+	name = "runed stone chair"
+	desc = "A cold stone throne engraved with indecipherable symbols. Studying them causes your head to pound."
+	buildstacktype = null
diff --git a/icons/obj/chairs.dmi b/icons/obj/chairs.dmi
index a2aeabc8da1..4b3c62feb79 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/chairs.dmi and b/icons/obj/chairs.dmi differ