diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/events.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/events.dm
index db74e660f20..6687d69890a 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/events.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/events.dm
@@ -321,7 +321,7 @@
 /proc/carp_migration() // -- Darem
 	for(var/obj/landmark/C in world)
 		if(C.name == "carpspawn")
-			if(prob(95))
+			if(prob(99))
 				new /obj/livestock/spesscarp(C.loc)
 			else
 				new /obj/livestock/spesscarp/elite(C.loc)
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/bots/ed209bot.dm b/code/game/machinery/bots/ed209bot.dm
index 9157585dfcc..5087d609dc1 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/bots/ed209bot.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/bots/ed209bot.dm
@@ -687,16 +687,15 @@ Auto Patrol: []"},
 			M:loc = T
 
 	bullet_act(flag, A as obj)
-		if (flag == PROJECTILE_BULLET)
-			src.health -= 20
-
-	//	else if (flag == PROJECTILE_WEAKBULLET || PROJECTILE_BEANBAG) //Detective's revolver fires marshmallows
-	//		src.health -= 2
-
-		else if (flag == PROJECTILE_LASER)
-			src.health -= 10
-
-
+		switch(flag)
+			if (PROJECTILE_BULLET)
+				src.health -= 20
+			//if (PROJECTILE_WEAKBULLET || PROJECTILE_BEANBAG) //Detective's revolver fires marshmallows
+			//	src.health -= 2
+			if (PROJECTILE_LASER)
+				src.health -= 10
+			if (PROJECTILE_PULSE)
+				src.health -=40
 		if (src.health <= 0)
 			src.explode()
 
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/bots/mulebot.dm b/code/game/machinery/bots/mulebot.dm
index e7b0d8c05e4..62d711b3539 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/bots/mulebot.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/bots/mulebot.dm
@@ -170,7 +170,7 @@
 		return
 
 	bullet_act()
-		if(prob(50))
+		if(prob(50) && !isnull(load))
 			load.bullet_act()
 			unload(0)
 		if(prob(25))
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/bots/secbot.dm b/code/game/machinery/bots/secbot.dm
index 27500919c19..d9bff0bd01d 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/bots/secbot.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/bots/secbot.dm
@@ -659,16 +659,15 @@ Auto Patrol: []"},
 			M:loc = T
 
 	bullet_act(flag, A as obj)
-		if (flag == PROJECTILE_BULLET)
-			src.health -= 20
-
-	//	else if (flag == PROJECTILE_WEAKBULLET || PROJECTILE_BEANBAG) //Detective's revolver fires marshmallows
-	//		src.health -= 2
-
-		else if (flag == PROJECTILE_LASER)
-			src.health -= 10
-
-
+		switch(flag)
+			if (PROJECTILE_BULLET)
+				src.health -= 20
+			//if (PROJECTILE_WEAKBULLET || PROJECTILE_BEANBAG) //Detective's revolver fires marshmallows
+			//	src.health -= 2
+			if (PROJECTILE_LASER)
+				src.health -= 10
+			if (PROJECTILE_PULSE)
+				src.health -=40
 		if (src.health <= 0)
 			src.explode()
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/livestock.dm b/code/game/objects/livestock.dm
index 4a3b008981b..9740d0a3897 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/livestock.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/livestock.dm
@@ -67,7 +67,7 @@
 		if (src.health <= 0)
 			src.death()
 		else if (W.force)
-			if(src.aggressive && (ishuman(user) || ismonkey(user)))
+			if(src.aggressive && (ishuman(user) || ismonkey(user) || isrobot(user)))
 				src.target = user
 				src.state = 1
 		..()
@@ -206,7 +206,7 @@
 					target:bruteloss += strength
 					special_attack()
 					src.loc = target.loc
-					set_null()  //Break off the attack for a sec.
+					set_null()
 				step_towards(src,get_step_towards2(src , target)) // Move towards the target.
 			else
 				if( !path_target.len )		//Don't have a path yet but do have a target?
@@ -227,7 +227,7 @@
 			else src.frustration--			//It reached the target! Get less angry.
 			if(frustration >= patience) set_null()		//If too angry? Fuck this shit.
 		if(target)
-			spawn(3)
+			spawn(cycle_pause / 3)
 				src.process()
 		else
 			spawn(cycle_pause)
@@ -328,7 +328,7 @@
 	cycle_pause = 10
 	patience = 25
 	view_range = 8
-	var/stun_chance = 20					// determines the prob of a stun
+	var/stun_chance = 5					// determines the prob of a stun
 	special_attack()
 		if (prob(stun_chance))
 			target:stunned = max(target:stunned, (strength / 2))
@@ -338,7 +338,7 @@
 	health = 50
 	maxhealth = 50
 	view_range = 14
-	stun_chance = 100
+	stun_chance = 40
 	intelligence = "Assistant"
 
 /obj/livestock/cow