diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/contraband.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/contraband.dm
index 3707293c06f..ffcb6770224 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/decals/contraband.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/decals/contraband.dm
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 
 //########################## CONTRABAND ;3333333333333333333 -Agouri ###################################################
 
-#define NUM_OF_POSTER_DESIGNS 17
+#define NUM_OF_POSTER_DESIGNS 10
 
 /obj/item/weapon/contraband
 	name = "contraband item"
@@ -85,56 +85,35 @@ obj/structure/sign/poster/New(var/serial)
 
 	switch(serial_number)
 		if(1)
-			name += " - Unlucky Space Explorer"
-			desc += " This particular one depicts a skeletal form within a space suit."
+			name += " - Free Tonto"
+			desc += " A framed shred of a much larger flag, colors bled together and faded from age."
 		if(2)
-			name += " - Positronic Logic Conflicts"
-			desc += " This particular one depicts the cold, unmoving stare of a particular advanced AI."
+			name += " - Atmosia Declaration of Independence"
+			desc += " A relic of a failed rebellion"
 		if(3)
-			name += " - Paranoia"
-			desc += " This particular one warns of the dangers of trusting your co-workers too much."
+			name += " - Fun Police"
+			desc += " A poster condemning the station's security forces."
 		if(4)
-			name += " - Keep Calm"
-			desc += " This particular one is of a famous New Earth design, although a bit modified."
+			name += " - Lusty Xeno"
+			desc += " A heretical poster depicting the titular star of an equally heretical book."
 		if(5)
-			name += " - Martian Warlord"
-			desc += " This particular one depicts the cartoony mug of a certain Martial Warmonger."
+			name += " - Syndicate Recruitment Poster"
+			desc += " See the galaxy! Shatter corrupt megacorporations! Join today!"
 		if(6)
-			name += " - Technological Singularity"
-			desc += " This particular one is of the blood-curdling symbol of a long-since defeated enemy of humanity."
+			name += " - Clown"
+			desc += " Honk."
 		if(7)
-			name += " - Wasteland"
-			desc += " This particular one is of a couple of ragged gunmen, one male and one female, on top of a mound of rubble. The number \"13\" is visible on their blue jumpsuits."
+			name += " - Smoke"
+			desc += " A poster depicting a carton of cigarettes."
 		if(8)
-			name += " - Pinup Girl Cindy"
-			desc += " This particular one is of Nanotrasen's PR girl, Cindy, in a particularly feminine pose."
+			name += " - Grey Tide"
+			desc += " A rebellious poster symbolizing assistant solidarity."
 		if(9)
-			name += " - Pinup Girl Amy"
-			desc += " This particular one is of Amy, the nymphomaniac Urban Legend of Nanotrasen Space Stations. How this photograph came to be is not known."
-		if(10)
-			name += " - Don't Panic"
-			desc += " This particular one depicts some sort of star in a grimace. The \"Don't Panic\" is written in big, friendly letters."
-		if(11)
-			name += " - Underwater Laboratory"
-			desc += " This particular one is of the fabled last crew of Nanotrasen's previous project before going big on Asteroid mining, Sealab."
-		if(12)
 			name += " - Missing Gloves"
-			desc += " This particular one is about the uproar that followed Nanotrasen's financial cuts towards insulated-glove purchases."
-		if(13)
-			name += " - Rogue AI"
-			desc += " This particular one depicts the shell of the infamous AI that catastropically comandeered one of Nanotrasen's earliest space stations. Back then, the corporation was just known as TriOptimum."
-		if(14)
-			name += " - User of the Arcane Arts"
-			desc += " This particular one depicts a wizard, casting a spell. You can't really make out if it's an actial photograph or a computer-generated image."
-		if(15)
-			name += " - Levitating Skull"
-			desc += " This particular one is the portrait of a certain flying, friendly and somewhat sex-crazed enchanted skull. Its adventures along with its fabled companion are now fading through history..."
-		if(16)
-			name += " - Augmented Legend"
-			desc += " This particular one is of an obviously augmented individual, gazing towards the sky. The cyber-city in the backround is rather punkish."
-		if(17)
-			name += " - Dangerous Static"
-			desc += " This particular one depicts nothing remarkable other than a rather mesmerising pattern of monitor static. There's a tag on the sides of the poster, urging you to \"tear this poster in half to receive your free sample\"."
+			desc += " This poster is about the uproar that followed Nanotrasen's financial cuts towards insulated-glove purchases."
+		if(10)
+			name += " - Hacking Guide"
+			desc += " This poster details the internal workings of the common Nanotrasen airlock."
 		else
 			name = "This shit just bugged. Report it to Agouri - polyxenitopalidou@gmail.com"
 			desc = "Why are you still here?"
diff --git a/icons/obj/contraband.dmi b/icons/obj/contraband.dmi
index 1e30a2e609c..9c7c9663437 100644
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