diff --git a/code/modules/events/event_container.dm b/code/modules/events/event_container.dm
index deaa1b85aa8..c2dc2109cd2 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/event_container.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/event_container.dm
@@ -101,8 +101,15 @@ var/list/event_last_fired = list()
 				playercount_modifier = 1
 			if(26 to 35)
 				playercount_modifier = 0.9
-			if(36 to 100000)
+			if(36 to 50)
 				playercount_modifier = 0.8
+			if(50 to 70)
+				playercount_modifier = 0.7
+			if(70 to 90)
+				playercount_modifier = 0.6
+			if(90 to 50000)
+				playercount_modifier = 0.5
+
 		playercount_modifier = playercount_modifier * delay_modifier
 
 		var/event_delay = rand(config.event_delay_lower[severity], config.event_delay_upper[severity]) * playercount_modifier
@@ -155,6 +162,7 @@ var/list/event_last_fired = list()
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Spider Infestation",		/datum/event/spider_infestation, 		100,	list(ASSIGNMENT_SECURITY = 30), 1),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Ion Storm",				/datum/event/ion_storm, 				0,		list(ASSIGNMENT_AI = 50, ASSIGNMENT_CYBORG = 50, ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 15, ASSIGNMENT_SCIENTIST = 5)),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Borer Infestation",		/datum/event/borer_infestation, 		40,		list(ASSIGNMENT_SECURITY = 30), 1),
+		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Immovable Rod",			/datum/event/immovable_rod,				0,		list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 30), 1),
 		//new /datum/event_meta/ninja(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Space Ninja",		/datum/event/space_ninja, 				0,		list(ASSIGNMENT_SECURITY = 15), 1),
 		// NON-BAY EVENTS
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Mass Hallucination",		/datum/event/mass_hallucination,		300),
@@ -170,7 +178,7 @@ var/list/event_last_fired = list()
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Gravitational Anomaly",	/datum/event/anomaly/anomaly_grav,		200),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Revenant", 				/datum/event/revenant, 					150),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Swarmer Spawn", 			/datum/event/spawn_swarmer, 			150, is_one_shot = 1),
-		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Morph Spawn", 				/datum/event/spawn_morph, 				0, is_one_shot = 1),
+		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Morph Spawn", 				/datum/event/spawn_morph, 				100, is_one_shot = 1),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Disease Outbreak",			/datum/event/disease_outbreak, 			0,		list(ASSIGNMENT_MEDICAL = 150), 1)
 	)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm b/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm
index b1a5a0f054a..5c643d95d80 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ In my current plan for it, 'solid' will be defined as anything with density == 1
 	announceWhen = 5
 
 /datum/event/immovable_rod/announce()
-	event_announcement.Announce("What the fuck was that?!", "General Alert")
+	event_announcement.Announce("Immovable object inbound. Brace for impact.", "Collision Alert")
 
 /datum/event/immovable_rod/start()
 	var/startside = pick(cardinal)
@@ -34,6 +34,7 @@ In my current plan for it, 'solid' will be defined as anything with density == 1
 	loc = start
 	z_original = z
 	destination = end
+	notify_ghosts("\A [src] is inbound!", source = src)
 	if(end && end.z==z_original)
 		walk_towards(src, destination, 1)
 
@@ -43,7 +44,7 @@ In my current plan for it, 'solid' will be defined as anything with density == 1
 	return ..()
 
 /obj/effect/immovablerod/ex_act(test)
-	return 0
+	return FALSE
 
 /obj/effect/immovablerod/Bump(atom/clong)
 	if(prob(10))
@@ -54,12 +55,12 @@ In my current plan for it, 'solid' will be defined as anything with density == 1
 		x = clong.x
 		y = clong.y
 
-	if(istype(clong, /turf) || istype(clong, /obj))
+	if(isturf(clong) || isobj(clong))
 		if(clong.density)
 			clong.ex_act(2)
 
-	else if(istype(clong, /mob))
-		if(istype(clong, /mob/living/carbon/human))
+	else if(ismob(clong))
+		if(ishuman(clong))
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = clong
 			H.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[H.name] is penetrated by an immovable rod!</span>" , "<span class='userdanger'>The rod penetrates you!</span>" , "<span class ='danger'>You hear a CLANG!</span>")
 			H.adjustBruteLoss(160)