diff --git a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Holder.dm b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Holder.dm
index 3711feabe55..03895ca4c96 100644
--- a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Holder.dm
+++ b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Holder.dm
@@ -72,7 +72,7 @@ datum
 						trans_data = current_reagent.data
 					R.add_reagent(current_reagent.id, (current_reagent_transfer * multiplier), trans_data)
 					src.remove_reagent(current_reagent.id, current_reagent_transfer)
-					
+
 				src.update_total()
 				R.update_total()
 				R.handle_reactions()
@@ -129,7 +129,7 @@ datum
 				update_total()
 
 			handle_reactions()
-				if(ismob(my_atom)) return //No reactions inside mobs :I
+				if(my_atom.flags & NOREACT) return //Yup, no reactions here. No siree.
 
 				for(var/A in typesof(/datum/chemical_reaction) - /datum/chemical_reaction)
 					var/datum/chemical_reaction/C = new A()
diff --git a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Tools.dm b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Tools.dm
index e19cf52f48b..ffe9cb86686 100644
--- a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Tools.dm
+++ b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Tools.dm
@@ -928,6 +928,7 @@
 	var/bitesize = 1
 	var/bitecount = 0
 
+	//Placeholder for effects that trigger on eating that aren't tied to reagents.
 	proc/On_Consume()
 		return
 
@@ -986,10 +987,10 @@
 						else
 							reagents.trans_to(M, reagents.total_volume)
 						bitecount++
+						On_Consume()
 						if(!reagents.total_volume)
 							if(M == user) user << "\red You finish eating [src]."
 							else user << "\red [M] finishes eating [src]."
-							On_Consume()
 							del(src)
 				playsound(M.loc,'eatfood.ogg', rand(10,50), 1)
 				return 1
diff --git a/code/defines/mob/living/carbon/alien_larva.dm b/code/defines/mob/living/carbon/alien_larva.dm
index 21b810fa987..e6f3c6e4173 100644
--- a/code/defines/mob/living/carbon/alien_larva.dm
+++ b/code/defines/mob/living/carbon/alien_larva.dm
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/larva
 	name = "alien larva"
 	icon_state = "larva"
-	flags = 258.0
+	//flags = 258.0
 
 	health = 25
 
diff --git a/code/defines/mob/living/carbon/monkey.dm b/code/defines/mob/living/carbon/monkey.dm
index fd872c24ab7..6773c5657bc 100644
--- a/code/defines/mob/living/carbon/monkey.dm
+++ b/code/defines/mob/living/carbon/monkey.dm
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 	icon = 'monkey.dmi'
 	icon_state = "monkey1"
 	gender = NEUTER
-	flags = 258.0
+	//flags = 258.0
 
 	var/obj/item/weapon/card/id/wear_id = null // Fix for station bounced radios -- Skie
 
diff --git a/code/defines/mob/mob.dm b/code/defines/mob/mob.dm
index a391c453675..5ed9b0f2013 100644
--- a/code/defines/mob/mob.dm
+++ b/code/defines/mob/mob.dm
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
 	density = 1
 	layer = 4.0
 	animate_movement = 2
+	flags = NOREACT
 	var/datum/mind/mind
 
 	var/uses_hud = 0
diff --git a/code/defines/obj/machinery.dm b/code/defines/obj/machinery.dm
index 5b3cb0b4a4b..e7e0a8472eb 100644
--- a/code/defines/obj/machinery.dm
+++ b/code/defines/obj/machinery.dm
@@ -594,7 +594,7 @@
 	use_power = 1
 	idle_power_usage = 5
 	active_power_usage = 100
-	flags = OPENCONTAINER									//Temporary holder while it counts what's in it.
+	flags = OPENCONTAINER | NOREACT
 
 
 /obj/machinery/processor
diff --git a/code/modules/food/food.dm b/code/modules/food/food.dm
index ef78e7bae78..4baf9487fcd 100644
--- a/code/modules/food/food.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food/food.dm
@@ -33,11 +33,12 @@
 	icon_state = "banana"
 	item_state = "banana"
 	On_Consume()
-		var/mob/M = usr
-		var/obj/item/weapon/bananapeel/W = new /obj/item/weapon/bananapeel( M )
-		M << "\blue You peel the banana."
-		M.put_in_hand(W)
-		W.add_fingerprint(M)
+		if(!reagents.total_volume)
+			var/mob/M = usr
+			var/obj/item/weapon/bananapeel/W = new /obj/item/weapon/bananapeel( M )
+			M << "\blue You peel the banana."
+			M.put_in_hand(W)
+			W.add_fingerprint(M)
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("banana", 5)
@@ -469,6 +470,12 @@
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 8)
 		bitesize = 2
+	On_Consume()
+		if(!reagents.total_volume)
+			var/mob/M = usr
+			var/obj/item/stack/rods/W = new /obj/item/stack/rods( M )
+			M << "\blue You lick clean the rod."
+			M.put_in_hand(W)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeykabob
 	name = "Meat-kabob"
@@ -478,6 +485,12 @@
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 8)
 		bitesize = 2
+	On_Consume()
+		if(!reagents.total_volume)
+			var/mob/M = usr
+			var/obj/item/stack/rods/W = new /obj/item/stack/rods( M )
+			M << "\blue You lick clean the rod."
+			M.put_in_hand(W)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tofukabob
 	name = "Tofu-kabob"
@@ -487,6 +500,12 @@
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 8)
 		bitesize = 2
+	On_Consume()
+		if(!reagents.total_volume)
+			var/mob/M = usr
+			var/obj/item/stack/rods/W = new /obj/item/stack/rods( M )
+			M << "\blue You lick clean the rod."
+			M.put_in_hand(W)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cubancarp
 	name = "Cuban Carp"
@@ -503,10 +522,17 @@
 	name = "Popcorm" //not a typo
 	desc = "Now let's find some cinema."
 	icon_state = "popcorn"
+	var/unpopped = 0
 	New()
 		..()
+		unpopped = rand(1,10)
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 2)
 		bitesize = 0.1 //this snack is supposed to be eating during looooong time. And this it not dinner food! --rastaf0
+	On_Consume()
+		if(prob(unpopped))
+			usr << "\red You bite down on an un-popped kernel!"
+			unpopped = max(0, unpopped-1)
+
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sosjerky
 	name = "Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky"
@@ -598,14 +624,15 @@
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
 		bitesize = 2
 	On_Consume()
-		var/mob/M = usr
-		var/obj/item/weapon/paper/paper = locate() in src
-		M.visible_message( \
-			"\blue [M] takes a piece of paper from the cookie!", \
-			"\blue You take a piece of paper from the cookie! Read it!" \
-		)
-		M.put_in_hand(paper)
-		paper.add_fingerprint(M)
+		if(!reagents.total_volume)
+			var/mob/M = usr
+			var/obj/item/weapon/paper/paper = locate() in src
+			M.visible_message( \
+				"\blue [M] takes a piece of paper from the cookie!", \
+				"\blue You take a piece of paper from the cookie! Read it!" \
+			)
+			M.put_in_hand(paper)
+			paper.add_fingerprint(M)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/badrecipe
 	name = "Burned mess"
@@ -618,7 +645,7 @@
 		bitesize = 1
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meatstake
-	name = "Meat stake"
+	name = "Meat steak"
 	desc = "A piece of hot spicy meat."
 	icon_state = "meatstake"
 	New()
diff --git a/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm b/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
index f8180528080..d5fd1f7ddc0 100644
--- a/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@
 		var/lastname_index = findtext(human_name, " ")
 		if (lastname_index)
 			human_name = copytext(human_name,lastname_index+1)
-			
+
 		var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/human/HB = ..(container)
 		HB.name = human_name+HB.name
 		HB.job = human_job
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/death.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/death.dm
index 90811f14091..89747ea9924 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/death.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/death.dm
@@ -14,7 +14,8 @@
 		if (istype(src.wear_suit, /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/space_ninja)&&src.wear_suit:initialize)
 			var/location = src.loc
 			explosion(location, 1, 2, 3, 4)
-
+		//src.flags = 0
+		//reagents.handle_reactions() //No magic stomach for corpses.
 		src.canmove = 0
 		if(src.client)
 			src.blind.layer = 0
diff --git a/code/setup.dm b/code/setup.dm
index 9d4f7003476..45d64e3fbe5 100644
--- a/code/setup.dm
+++ b/code/setup.dm
@@ -107,12 +107,12 @@
 
 #define NOSLIP 1024 //prevents from slipping on wet floors, in space etc
 
-//#define	EXTRACT_CONTAINER	4095	//Container may have reagents removed from it.
-//#define	INSERT_CONTAINER	4096	//Container may have reagents added to it.
 #define OPENCONTAINER	4096	// is an open container for chemistry purposes
 
 #define ONESIZEFITSALL	8192	// can be worn by fatties (or children? ugh)
 
+#define	NOREACT	16384 //Reagents dont' react inside this container.
+
 
 // bitflags for clothing parts
 #define HEAD			1