diff --git a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Machinery.dm b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Machinery.dm
index 769619621a2..29602525570 100644
--- a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Machinery.dm
+++ b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Machinery.dm
@@ -504,7 +504,14 @@
 		/obj/item/stack/sheet/clown = "banana",
 		/obj/item/stack/sheet/silver = "silver",
 		/obj/item/stack/sheet/gold = "gold",
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/banana = "banana",
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/carrot = "imidazoline",
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/corn = "cornoil",
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/mushroom/libertycap = "psilocybin",
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/chili = "capsaicin",
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/icepepper = "frostoil",
+		/obj/item/weapon/grown/nettle = "acid",
+		/obj/item/weapon/grown/deathnettle = "pacid",
 	)
 
 /obj/machinery/reagentgrinder/New()
@@ -625,7 +632,20 @@
 	else if (O.potency == -1)
 		return 5
 	else
-		return round(5*sqrt(O.potency))
+		return round(O.potency / 5)
+
+/obj/machinery/reagentgrinder/proc/get_grownweapon_id(var/obj/item/weapon/grown/O)
+	for (var/i in allowed_items)
+		if (istype(O, i))
+			return allowed_items[i]
+
+/obj/machinery/reagentgrinder/proc/get_grownweapon_amount(var/obj/item/weapon/grown/O)
+	if (!istype(O))
+		return 5
+	else if (O.potency == -1)
+		return 5
+	else
+		return round(O.potency)
 
 /obj/machinery/reagentgrinder/proc/get_grind_id(var/obj/item/stack/sheet/O)
 	for (var/i in allowed_items)
@@ -636,12 +656,12 @@
 	return 20
 
 /obj/machinery/reagentgrinder/proc/grind()
-	power_change() //it is a portable machine
+	power_change()
 	if(stat & (NOPOWER|BROKEN))
 		return
 	if (!beaker || beaker.reagents.total_volume >= beaker.reagents.maximum_volume)
 		return
-	playsound(src.loc, 'juicer.ogg', 50, 1)
+	playsound(src.loc, 'juicer.ogg', 20, 1)
 	for (var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/O in src.contents)
 		var/r_id = get_juice_id(O)
 		beaker.reagents.add_reagent(r_id,get_juice_amount(O))
@@ -652,5 +672,11 @@
 		var/g_id = get_grind_id(O)
 		beaker.reagents.add_reagent(g_id,get_grind_amount(O))
 		del(O)
+		if (beaker.reagents.total_volume >= beaker.reagents.maximum_volume)
+			break
+	for (var/obj/item/weapon/grown/O in src.contents)
+		var/g_id = get_grownweapon_id(O)
+		beaker.reagents.add_reagent(g_id,get_grownweapon_amount(O))
+		del(O)
 		if (beaker.reagents.total_volume >= beaker.reagents.maximum_volume)
 			break
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Reagents.dm b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
index 15b574b9c2c..872d6a10941 100644
--- a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
+++ b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
@@ -227,27 +227,6 @@ datum
 						T.wet_overlay = null
 					return
 
-		bilk
-			name = "Bilk"
-			id = "bilk"
-			description = "This appears to be beer mixed with milk. Disgusting."
-			reagent_state = LIQUID
-			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
-				if(M:bruteloss && prob(10)) M:heal_organ_damage(1,0)
-				M:nutrition += 2
-				if(!data) data = 1
-				data++
-				M.make_dizzy(3)
-				M:jitteriness = max(M:jitteriness-3,0)
-				if(data >= 25)
-					if (!M:stuttering) M:stuttering = 1
-					M:stuttering += 3
-				if(data >= 40 && prob(33))
-					if (!M:confused) M:confused = 1
-					M:confused += 2
-				..()
-				return
-
 		anti_toxin
 			name = "Anti-Toxin (Dylovene)"
 			id = "anti_toxin"
@@ -1134,6 +1113,7 @@ datum
 			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 				if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
 				if(M.bodytemperature < 170)
+					if(M:cloneloss) M:cloneloss = max(0, M:cloneloss-1)
 					if(M:oxyloss) M:oxyloss = max(0, M:oxyloss-3)
 					M:heal_organ_damage(3,3)
 					if(M:toxloss) M:toxloss = max(0, M:toxloss-3)
@@ -1291,6 +1271,7 @@ datum
 			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 				if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
 				if(!data) data = 1
+				data++
 				switch(data)
 					if(1)
 						M:confused += 2
@@ -1300,7 +1281,6 @@ datum
 					if(51 to INFINITY)
 						M:sleeping += 1
 						M:toxloss += (data - 50)
-				data++
 				..()
 				return
 
@@ -2099,6 +2079,97 @@ datum
 
 /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////cocktail entities//////////////////////////////////////////////
 
+		bilk
+			name = "Bilk"
+			id = "bilk"
+			description = "This appears to be beer mixed with milk. Disgusting."
+			reagent_state = LIQUID
+			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
+				if(M:bruteloss && prob(10)) M:heal_organ_damage(1,0)
+				M:nutrition += 2
+				if(!data) data = 1
+				data++
+				M.make_dizzy(3)
+				M:jitteriness = max(M:jitteriness-3,0)
+				if(data >= 25)
+					if (!M:stuttering) M:stuttering = 1
+					M:stuttering += 3
+				if(data >= 40 && prob(33))
+					if (!M:confused) M:confused = 1
+					M:confused += 2
+				..()
+				return
+
+		atomicbomb
+			name = "Atomic Bomb"
+			id = "atomicbomb"
+			description = "Nuclear proliferation never tasted so good."
+			reagent_state = LIQUID
+			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
+				M.druggy = max(M.druggy, 50)
+				M.confused = max(M:confused+2,0)
+				M.make_dizzy(10)
+				if (!M.stuttering) M.stuttering = 1
+				M.stuttering += 3
+				if(!data) data = 1
+				data++
+				switch(data)
+					if(51 to INFINITY)
+						M:sleeping += 1
+				..()
+				return
+
+		threemileisland
+			name = "THree Mile Island Iced Tea"
+			id = "threemileisland"
+			description = "Made for a woman, strong enough for a man."
+			reagent_state = LIQUID
+			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
+				if(!data) data = 1
+				data++
+				M.dizziness +=3
+				M.druggy = max(M.druggy, 50)
+				if(data >= 35 && data <90)
+					if (!M.stuttering) M.stuttering = 1
+					M.stuttering += 3
+				else if(data >= 90)
+					M.confused = max(M:confused+2,0)
+				..()
+				return
+
+		goldschlager
+			name = "Goldschlager"
+			id = "goldschlager"
+			description = "100 proof cinnamon schnapps, made for alcoholic teen girls on spring break."
+			reagent_state = LIQUID
+			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
+				if(!data) data = 1
+				data++
+				M.dizziness +=3
+				if(data >= 45 && data <125)
+					if (!M.stuttering) M.stuttering = 1
+					M.stuttering += 3
+				else if(data >= 125 && prob(33))
+					M.confused = max(M:confused+2,0)
+				..()
+				return
+
+		patron
+			name = "Patron"
+			id = "patron"
+			description = "Tequila with silver in it, a favorite of alcoholic women in the club scene."
+			reagent_state = LIQUID
+			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
+				if(!data) data = 1
+				data++
+				M.dizziness +=3
+				if(data >= 45 && data <125)
+					if (!M.stuttering) M.stuttering = 1
+					M.stuttering += 3
+				else if(data >= 125 && prob(33))
+					M.confused = max(M:confused+2,0)
+				..()
+				return
 
 		gintonic
 			name = "Gin and Tonic"
diff --git a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Recipes.dm b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
index 1fb92f86773..a9492f9ae53 100644
--- a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
+++ b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
@@ -14,13 +14,6 @@ datum
 
 		//I recommend you set the result amount to the total volume of all components.
 
-		bilk
-			name = "Bilk"
-			id = "bilk"
-			result = "bilk"
-			required_reagents = list("milk" = 1, "beer" = 1)
-			result_amount = 2
-
 		explosion_potassium
 			name = "Explosion"
 			id = "explosion_potassium"
@@ -152,7 +145,8 @@ datum
 			name = "Leporazine"
 			id = "leporazine"
 			result = "leporazine"
-			required_reagents = list("silicon" = 1, "plasma" = 1, )
+			required_reagents = list("silicon" = 1, "copper" = 1)
+			required_catalysts = list("plasma" = 5)
 			result_amount = 2
 
 		cryptobiolin
@@ -180,8 +174,9 @@ datum
 			name = "Dexalin"
 			id = "dexalin"
 			result = "dexalin"
-			required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1, "oxygen" = 1)
-			result_amount = 2
+			required_reagents = list("oxygen" = 2)
+			required_catalysts = list("plasma" = 5)
+			result_amount = 1
 
 		dexalinp
 			name = "Dexalin Plus"
@@ -216,14 +211,15 @@ datum
 			id = "cryoxadone"
 			result = "cryoxadone"
 			required_reagents = list("dexalin" = 1, "water" = 1, "oxygen" = 1)
-			result_amount = 10
+			result_amount = 3
 
 		clonexadone
 			name = "Clonexadone"
 			id = "clonexadone"
 			result = "clonexadone"
-			required_reagents = list("plasma" = 1, "cryoxadone" = 1, "sodium" = 1)
-			result_amount = 10
+			required_reagents = list("cryoxadone" = 1, "sodium" = 1)
+			required_catalysts = list("plasma" = 5)
+			result_amount = 2
 
 		spaceacillin
 			name = "Spaceacillin"
@@ -526,6 +522,18 @@ datum
 				new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/cheesewheel(location)
 				return
 
+		syntiflesh
+			name = "Syntiflesh"
+			id = "syntiflesh"
+			result = null
+			required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
+			required_catalysts = list("clonexadone" = 1)
+			result_amount = 1
+			on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder, var/created_volume)
+				var/location = get_turf(holder.my_atom)
+				new /obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh(location)
+				return
+
 		hot_ramen
 			name = "Hot Ramen"
 			id = "hot_ramen"
@@ -543,6 +551,27 @@ datum
 
 ////////////////////////////////////////// COCKTAILS //////////////////////////////////////
 
+		goldschlager
+			name = "Goldschlager"
+			id = "goldschlager"
+			result = "goldschlager"
+			required_reagents = list("vodka" = 10, "gold" = 1)
+			result_amount = 10
+
+		patron
+			name = "Patron"
+			id = "patron"
+			result = "patron"
+			required_reagents = list("tequilla" = 10, "silver" = 1)
+			result_amount = 10
+
+		bilk
+			name = "Bilk"
+			id = "bilk"
+			result = "bilk"
+			required_reagents = list("milk" = 1, "beer" = 1)
+			result_amount = 2
+
 		icetea
 			name = "Iced Tea"
 			id = "icetea"
@@ -724,6 +753,13 @@ datum
 			required_reagents = list("irishcream" = 1, "kahlua" = 1, "cognac" = 1)
 			result_amount = 3
 
+		atomicbomb
+			name = "Atomic Bomb"
+			id = "atomicbomb"
+			result = "atomicbomb"
+			required_reagents = list("b52" = 10, "uranium" = 1)
+			result_amount = 10
+
 		margarita
 			name = "Margarita"
 			id = "margarita"
@@ -738,6 +774,13 @@ datum
 			required_reagents = list("vodka" = 1, "gin" = 1, "tequilla" = 1, "cubalibre" = 1)
 			result_amount = 4
 
+		threemileisland
+			name = "Three Mile Island Iced Tea"
+			id = "threemileisland"
+			result = "threemileisland"
+			required_reagents = list("longislandicedtea" = 10, "uranium" = 1)
+			result_amount = 10
+
 		whiskeysoda
 			name = "Whiskey Soda"
 			id = "whiskeysoda"
diff --git a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Tools.dm b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Tools.dm
index c6e4357cc88..90cc822fdd6 100644
--- a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Tools.dm
+++ b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Tools.dm
@@ -2162,6 +2162,14 @@
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("tequilla", 100)
 
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/patron
+	name = "Wrapp Artiste Patron"
+	desc = "Silver laced tequilla, served in space night clubs across the galaxy."
+	icon_state = "patronbottle"
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("patron", 100)
+
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/rum
 	name = "Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum"
 	desc = "This isn't just rum, oh no. It's practically GRIFF in a bottle."
@@ -2186,6 +2194,14 @@
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("kahlua", 100)
 
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/goldschlager
+	name = "College Girl Goldschlager"
+	desc = "Because they are the only ones who will drink 100 proof cinnamon schnapps."
+	icon_state = "goldschlagerbottle"
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("goldschlager", 100)
+
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/cognac
 	name = "Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac"
 	desc = "A sweet and strongly alchoholic drink, made after numerous distillations and years of maturing. You might as well not scream 'SHITCURITY' this time."
@@ -2451,6 +2467,10 @@
 					icon_state = "glass_red"
 					name = "Glass of Tomato juice"
 					desc = "Are you sure this is tomato juice?"
+				if("blood")
+					icon_state = "glass_red"
+					name = "Glass of Tomato juice"
+					desc = "Are you sure this is tomato juice?"
 				if("limejuice")
 					icon_state = "glass_green"
 					name = "Glass of Lime juice"
@@ -2467,6 +2487,10 @@
 					icon_state = "ginvodkaglass"
 					name = "Glass of vodka"
 					desc = "The glass contain wodka. Xynta."
+				if("goldschlager")
+					icon_state = "ginvodkaglass"
+					name = "Glass of goldschlager"
+					desc = "100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it."
 				if("wine")
 					icon_state = "wineglass"
 					name = "Glass of wine"
@@ -2487,6 +2511,10 @@
 					icon_state = "tequillaglass"
 					name = "Glass of Tequilla"
 					desc = "Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!"
+				if("patron")
+					icon_state = "patronglass"
+					name = "Glass of Patron"
+					desc = "Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies."
 				if("rum")
 					icon_state = "rumglass"
 					name = "Glass of Rum"
@@ -2567,10 +2595,18 @@
 					icon_state = "b52glass"
 					name = "B-52"
 					desc = "Kahlua, Irish Cream, and congac. You will get bombed."
+				if("atomicbomb")
+					icon_state = "atomicbombglass"
+					name = "Atomic Bomb"
+					desc = "Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing."
 				if("longislandicedtea")
 					icon_state = "longislandicedteaglass"
 					name = "Long Island Iced Tea"
 					desc = "The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only."
+				if("threemileisland")
+					icon_state = "threemileislandglass"
+					name = "Three Mile Island Ice Tea"
+					desc = "A glass of this is sure to prevent a melt down."
 				if("margarita")
 					icon_state = "margaritaglass"
 					name = "Margarita"
diff --git a/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm b/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
index e004613b28a..f2101605ad2 100644
--- a/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
+++ b/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
@@ -1735,6 +1735,14 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 	g_amt = 10000
 	origin_tech = "materials=1;biotech=1"
 
+/obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh
+	name = "Syntiflesh"
+	icon = 'food.dmi'
+	icon_state = "meat"
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT
+	w_class = 1.0
+	origin_tech = "biotech=2"
+
 /obj/item/weapon/stamp
 	desc = "A rubber stamp for stamping important documents."
 	name = "rubber stamp"
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/kitchen/processor.dm b/code/game/machinery/kitchen/processor.dm
index 53204afc12d..067be2cad87 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/kitchen/processor.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/kitchen/processor.dm
@@ -32,6 +32,10 @@
 	meat
 		input = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat
 		output = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/faggot
+
+	meat2
+		input = /obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh
+		output = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/faggot
 /*
 	monkeymeat
 		input = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/monkey
diff --git a/code/modules/food/food.dm b/code/modules/food/food.dm
index 8b77e8b9c51..6203524ab05 100644
--- a/code/modules/food/food.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food/food.dm
@@ -63,9 +63,9 @@
 		if(prob(30))
 			src.icon_state = "donut2"
 			src.name = "frosted donut"
-			src.bitesize = 2
-			reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 2)
-			reagents.add_reagent("sprinkles", 1)
+			src.bitesize = 3
+			reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
+			reagents.add_reagent("sprinkles", 3)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg
 	name = "egg"
@@ -165,7 +165,7 @@
 	icon_state = "brainburger"
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 8)
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
 		bitesize = 2
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/human
@@ -178,7 +178,7 @@
 	icon_state = "hburger"
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 8)
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
 		bitesize = 2
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeyburger
@@ -187,7 +187,7 @@
 	icon_state = "hburger"
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 8)
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
 		bitesize = 2
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fishburger
@@ -196,9 +196,9 @@
 	icon_state = "fishburger"
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 8)
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
 		reagents.add_reagent("carpotoxin", 3)
-		bitesize = 2
+		bitesize = 3
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/tofuburger
 	name = "Tofu Burger"
@@ -206,7 +206,7 @@
 	icon_state = "tofuburger"
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 8)
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
 		bitesize = 2
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/roburger
@@ -251,7 +251,7 @@
 		var/list/data = list("virus"= F)
 		reagents.add_reagent("blood", 4, data)
 */
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 8)
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
 		bitesize = 2
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/mimeburger
@@ -260,7 +260,7 @@
 	icon_state = "mimeburger"
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 8)
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
 		bitesize = 2
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/omelette
@@ -270,7 +270,7 @@
 	//var/herp = 0
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 10)
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 8)
 		bitesize = 1
 	attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob)
 		if(istype(W,/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/fork))
@@ -307,6 +307,7 @@
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
+		bitesize = 2
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie
 	name = "Banana Cream Pie"
@@ -316,16 +317,7 @@
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 4)
 		reagents.add_reagent("banana",5)
-/*
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/berrypie
-	name = "Very Berry Pie"
-	desc = "No black birds, this is a good sign."
-	icon_state = "pie"
-	New()
-		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 4)
-		reagents.add_reagent("berryjuice", 5)
-*/
+		bitesize = 3
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/berryclafoutis
 	name = "Berry Clafoutis"
@@ -335,6 +327,7 @@
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 4)
 		reagents.add_reagent("berryjuice", 5)
+		bitesize = 3
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/waffles
 	name = "waffles"
@@ -351,7 +344,7 @@
 	icon_state = "eggplantparm"
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 8)
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
 		bitesize = 2
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/jellydonut
@@ -367,8 +360,8 @@
 			src.icon_state = "donut2"
 			src.name = "Frosted Jelly Donut"
 			reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
-			reagents.add_reagent("sprinkles", 3)
-			bitesize = 4
+			reagents.add_reagent("sprinkles", 6)
+			bitesize = 3
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/soylentgreen
 	name = "Soylent Green"
@@ -566,7 +559,7 @@
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 4)
 		reagents.add_reagent("syndicream", 2)
-		bitesize = 2
+		bitesize = 3
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/loadedbakedpotato
 	name = "Loaded Baked Potato"
@@ -595,15 +588,6 @@
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
 		bitesize = 2
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesyfries
-	name = "Cheesy Fries"
-	desc = "Fries. Covered in cheese. Duh."
-	icon_state = "cheesyfries"
-	New()
-		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
-		bitesize = 2
-
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/fortunecookie
 	name = "Fortune cookie"
 	desc = "A true prophecy in each cookie!"
@@ -631,40 +615,38 @@
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("toxin", 1)
 		reagents.add_reagent("carbon", 1)
-		bitesize = 1
+		bitesize = 3
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meatstake
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meatsteak
 	name = "Meat steak"
 	desc = "A piece of hot spicy meat."
 	icon_state = "meatstake"
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 4)
 		reagents.add_reagent("sodiumchloride", 1)
-		reagents.add_reagent("capsaicin", 3)
-		bitesize = 2
-
+		reagents.add_reagent("blackpepper", 1)
+		bitesize = 3
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spacylibertyduff
 	name = "Spacy Liberty Duff"
-	desc = "" //TODO
+	desc = "Jello gelatin, if Alfred Hubbard were a confectionist" //TODO
 	icon_state = "spacylibertyduff"
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
-		reagents.add_reagent("water", 6)
 		reagents.add_reagent("psilocybin", 6)
-		bitesize = 2
+		bitesize = 3
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/amanitajelly
 	name = "Amanita Jelly"
-	desc = "Looks curiously"
+	desc = "Looks curiously toxic"
 	icon_state = "amanitajelly"
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
-		reagents.add_reagent("water", 6)
-		reagents.add_reagent("psilocybin", 6)
+		reagents.add_reagent("amatoxin", 6)
+		reagents.add_reagent("psilocybin", 3)
 		bitesize = 3
 /*
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/poppypretzel
@@ -685,8 +667,7 @@
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 10)
-		reagents.add_reagent("water", 10)
-		bitesize = 5
+		bitesize = 2
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/vegetablesoup
 	name = "Vegetable soup"
@@ -695,8 +676,7 @@
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 10)
-		reagents.add_reagent("water", 10)
-		bitesize = 5
+		bitesize = 2
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/nettlesoup
 	name = "Nettle soup"
@@ -705,9 +685,8 @@
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 10)
-		reagents.add_reagent("water", 10)
 		reagents.add_reagent("tricordrazine", 3)
-		bitesize = 5
+		bitesize = 3
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/hotchili
 	name = "Hot Chili"
@@ -737,10 +716,10 @@
 	desc = "It takes a little odd but it is still delicious."
 	icon_state = "bacon"
 	var/obj/item/device/radio/beacon/bacon/baconbeacon
-	bitesize = 3
+	bitesize = 2
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 4)
 		baconbeacon = new /obj/item/device/radio/beacon/bacon(src)
 	On_Consume()
 		if(!reagents.total_volume)
@@ -1029,13 +1008,14 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/amanita_pie
 	name = "amanita pie"
-	desc = "Sweet and tasty hallucinogenic pie."
+	desc = "Sweet and tasty poison pie."
 	icon_state = "amanita_pie"
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 5)
-		reagents.add_reagent("psilocybin", 5)
-		bitesize = 2
+		reagents.add_reagent("amatoxin", 3)
+		reagents.add_reagent("psilocybin", 1)
+		bitesize = 3
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/plump_pie
 	name = "plump pie"
diff --git a/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm b/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
index 2efdabfac7a..4d62e797950 100644
--- a/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
@@ -8,6 +8,13 @@
 	)
 	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/telebacon
 
+/datum/recipe/syntitelebacon
+	items = list(
+		/obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh,
+		/obj/item/device/radio/signaler
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/telebacon
+
 /datum/recipe/bananaphone
 	reagents = list("psilocybin" = 5) //Trippin' balls, man.
 	items = list(
@@ -74,6 +81,13 @@
 	)
 	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeyburger
 
+/datum/recipe/syntiburger
+	items = list(
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/flour,
+		/obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeyburger
+
 /datum/recipe/brainburger
 	items = list(
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/flour,
@@ -182,6 +196,20 @@
 	)
 	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/meatbread
 
+/datum/recipe/syntibread
+	items = list(
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/flour,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/flour,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/flour,
+		/obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh,
+		/obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh,
+		/obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesewedge,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesewedge,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesewedge,
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/meatbread
+
 /*
 /datum/recipe/meatbreadhuman
 	flour_amount = 3
@@ -229,7 +257,6 @@
 /datum/recipe/muffin
 	reagents = list("milk" = 5)
 	items = list(
-		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg,
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg,
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/flour,
 	)
@@ -317,6 +344,14 @@
 	)
 	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/momeatpie
 
+/datum/recipe/syntipie
+	items = list(
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/flour,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/flour,
+		/obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh,
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/momeatpie
+
 /datum/recipe/tofupie
 	items = list(
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/flour,
@@ -353,8 +388,6 @@
 	items = list(
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/flour,
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/flour,
-		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg,
-		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/berries,
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/berries,
 	)
 	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/berryclafoutis
@@ -390,6 +423,14 @@
 	)
 	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeykabob
 
+/datum/recipe/syntikabob
+	items = list(
+		/obj/item/stack/rods,
+		/obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh,
+		/obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh,
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/monkeykabob
+
 /datum/recipe/tofukabob
 	items = list(
 		/obj/item/stack/rods,
@@ -461,12 +502,19 @@
 				return 0
 		return .
 
-/datum/recipe/meatstake
+/datum/recipe/meatsteak
 	reagents = list("sodiumchloride" = 1, "blackpepper" = 1)
 	items = list(
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat
 	)
-	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meatstake
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meatsteak
+
+/datum/recipe/syntisteak
+	reagents = list("sodiumchloride" = 1, "blackpepper" = 1)
+	items = list(
+		/obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meatsteak
 
 /datum/recipe/pizzamargherita
 	items = list(
@@ -492,6 +540,18 @@
 	)
 	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/pizza/meatpizza
 
+/datum/recipe/syntipizza
+	items = list(
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/flour,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/flour,
+		/obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh,
+		/obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh,
+		/obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesewedge,
+		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/tomato,
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/pizza/meatpizza
+
 /datum/recipe/mushroompizza
 	items = list(
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/flour,
@@ -598,7 +658,7 @@
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/mushroom/amanita,
 	)
 	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/amanita_pie
-	
+
 /datum/recipe/plump_pie
 	items = list(
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/flour,
diff --git a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi
index bbe3270f880..57473e52563 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi and b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/items.dmi b/icons/obj/items.dmi
index ad947c465d2..d24eabd1504 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/items.dmi and b/icons/obj/items.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/mining.dmi b/icons/obj/mining.dmi
index c030d1b4a07..88d765119f5 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/mining.dmi and b/icons/obj/mining.dmi differ