Merge pull request #9287 from Citinited/funny-chemicals

Adds a new clown chemical 🤡

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/holder.dm

@@ -577,9 +577,9 @@ var/const/INGEST = 2
 		reagent_list += R
 		R.holder = src
 		R.volume = amount
+		R.on_new(data)
 		if(data)
 			R.data = data
-			R.on_new(data)
 
 		update_total()
 		if(my_atom)

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/misc.dm

@@ -419,6 +419,70 @@
 /datum/reagent/love/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, volume)
 	to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>You feel loved!</span>")
 
+/datum/reagent/jestosterone //Formerly known as Nitrogen tungstide hypochlorite before NT fired the chemists for trying to be funny
+	name = "Jestosterone"
+	id = "jestosterone"
+	description = "Jestosterone is an odd chemical compound that induces a variety of annoying side-effects in the average person. It also causes mild intoxication, and is toxic to mimes."
+	color = "#ff00ff" //Fuchsia, pity we can't do rainbow here
+	taste_message = "a funny flavour"
+
+/datum/reagent/jestosterone/on_new()
+	..()
+	var/mob/living/carbon/C = holder.my_atom
+	if(!istype(C))
+		return
+	var/mind_type = FALSE
+	if(C.mind)
+		if(C.mind.assigned_role == "Clown" || C.mind.assigned_role == SPECIAL_ROLE_HONKSQUAD)
+			mind_type = "Clown"
+			to_chat(C, "<span class='notice'>Whatever that was, it feels great!</span>")
+		else if(C.mind.assigned_role == "Mime")
+			mind_type = "Mime"
+			to_chat(C, "<span class='warning'>You feel nauseous.</span>")
+			C.AdjustDizzy(volume)
+		else
+			to_chat(C, "<span class='warning'>Something doesn't feel right...</span>")
+			C.AdjustDizzy(volume)
+	C.AddComponent(/datum/component/jestosterone, mind_type)
+	C.AddComponent(/datum/component/squeak, null, null, null, null, null, TRUE)
+
+/datum/reagent/jestosterone/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	if(!istype(M))
+		return ..()
+	var/update_flags = STATUS_UPDATE_NONE
+	if(prob(10))
+		M.emote("giggle")
+	GET_COMPONENT_FROM(jestosterone_component, /datum/component/jestosterone, M)
+	if(jestosterone_component.mind_type == "Clown")
+		update_flags |= M.adjustBruteLoss(-1.5 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER) //Screw those pesky clown beatings!
+	else
+		M.AdjustDizzy(10, 0, 500)
+		M.Druggy(15)
+		if(prob(10))
+			M.EyeBlurry(5)
+		if(prob(6))
+			var/list/clown_message = list("You feel light-headed.",
+			"You can't see straight.",
+			"You feel about as funny as the station clown.",
+			"Bright colours and rainbows cloud your vision.",
+			"Your funny bone aches.",
+			"What was that?!",
+			"You can hear bike horns in the distance.",
+			"You feel like <em>SHOUTING</em>!",
+			"Sinister laughter echoes in your ears.",
+			"Your legs feel like jelly.",
+			"You feel like telling a pun.")
+			to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>[pick(clown_message)]</span>")
+		if(jestosterone_component.mind_type == "Mime")
+			update_flags |= M.adjustToxLoss(1.5 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER)
+	return ..() | update_flags
+
+/datum/reagent/jestosterone/on_mob_delete(mob/living/M)
+	..()
+	GET_COMPONENT_FROM(remove_fun, /datum/component/jestosterone, M)
+	GET_COMPONENT_FROM(squeaking, /datum/component/squeak, M)
+	remove_fun.Destroy()
+	squeaking.Destroy()
 
 /datum/reagent/royal_bee_jelly
 	name = "royal bee jelly"

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/others.dm

@@ -290,6 +290,18 @@
 	result_amount = 2
 	mix_message = "The substance gives off a lovely scent!"
 
+/datum/chemical_reaction/jestosterone
+	name = "Jestosterone"
+	id = "jestosterone"
+	result = "jestosterone"
+	required_reagents = list("blood" = 1, "sodiumchloride" = 1, "banana" = 1, "lube" = 1, "space_drugs" = 1) //Or one freshly-squeezed clown
+	min_temp = 374
+	result_amount = 5
+	mix_message = "The substance quickly shifts colour, cycling from red, to yellow, to green, to blue, and finally settles at a vibrant fuchsia."
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/jestosterone/on_reaction(datum/reagents/holder, created_volume)
+	playsound(get_turf(holder.my_atom), 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, 1)
+
 /datum/chemical_reaction/royal_bee_jelly
 	name = "royal bee jelly"
 	id = "royal_bee_jelly"

code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/patch.dm

@@ -37,4 +37,10 @@
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/pill/patch/nicotine
 	name = "nicotine patch"
 	desc = "Helps temporarily curb the cravings of nicotine dependency."
-	list_reagents = list("nicotine" = 20)
+	list_reagents = list("nicotine" = 20)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/pill/patch/jestosterone
+	name = "jestosterone patch"
+	desc = "Helps with brute injuries if the affected person is a clown, otherwise inflicts various annoying effects."
+	icon_state = "bandaid_clown"
+	list_reagents = list("jestosterone" = 30)