diff --git a/code/defines/obj/clothing.dm b/code/defines/obj/clothing.dm
index 35f08c96042..95e1250f637 100644
--- a/code/defines/obj/clothing.dm
+++ b/code/defines/obj/clothing.dm
@@ -16,1088 +16,20 @@
 	var/siemens_coefficient = 1 // for electrical admittance/conductance (electrocution checks and shit)
 	var/slowdown = 0 // How much clothing is slowing you down. Negative values speeds you up
 
-// EARS
 
-/obj/item/clothing/ears
-	name = "ears"
-	w_class = 1.0
-	throwforce = 2
 
-/obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs
-	name = "earmuffs"
-	icon_state = "earmuffs"
-	protective_temperature = 500
-	item_state = "earmuffs"
 
-// GLASSES
 
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses
-	name = "glasses"
-	icon = 'glasses.dmi'
-	w_class = 2.0
-	flags = GLASSESCOVERSEYES
 
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/blindfold
-	name = "blindfold"
-	icon_state = "blindfold"
-	item_state = "blindfold"
 
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/meson
-	name = "Optical Meson Scanner"
-	icon_state = "meson"
-	item_state = "glasses"
 
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular
-	name = "Prescription Glasses"
-	icon_state = "glasses"
-	item_state = "glasses"
 
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses
-	desc = "Strangely ancient technology used to help provide rudimentary eye cover. Enhanced shielding blocks many flashes."
-	name = "Sunglasses"
-	icon_state = "sun"
-	item_state = "sunglasses"
-	protective_temperature = 1300
-	var/already_worn = 0
-
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/thermal
-	name = "Optical Thermal Scanner"
-	icon_state = "thermal"
-	item_state = "glasses"
-
-// NO GLOVES NO LOVES
-
-/obj/item/clothing/gloves
-	name = "gloves"
-	w_class = 2.0
-	icon = 'gloves.dmi'
-	protective_temperature = 400
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.25
-	siemens_coefficient = 0.50
-	var/elecgen = 0
-	var/uses = 0
-	body_parts_covered = HANDS
-
-/obj/item/clothing/gloves/black
-	desc = "These gloves are fire-resistant."
-	name = "Black Gloves"
-	icon_state = "black"
-	item_state = "bgloves"
-
-	protective_temperature = 1500
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
-
-
-/obj/item/clothing/gloves/cyborg
-	desc = "beep boop borp"
-	name = "cyborg gloves"
-	icon_state = "black"
-	item_state = "r_hands"
-	siemens_coefficient = 1.0
-
-/obj/item/clothing/gloves/latex
-	name = "Latex Gloves"
-	icon_state = "latex"
-	item_state = "lgloves"
-	siemens_coefficient = 0.30
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.01
-	protective_temperature = 310
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.90
-
-/obj/item/clothing/gloves/swat
-	desc = "These tactical gloves are somewhat fire and impact-resistant."
-	name = "SWAT Gloves"
-	icon_state = "black"
-	item_state = "swat_gl"
-	siemens_coefficient = 0.30
-	protective_temperature = 1100
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.05
-
-/obj/item/clothing/gloves/space_ninja
-	desc = "These nano-enhanced gloves insulate from electricity and provide fire resistance."
-	name = "ninja gloves"
-	icon_state = "s-ninja"
-	item_state = "swat_gl"
-	siemens_coefficient = 0
-	protective_temperature = 1100
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.05
-
-/obj/item/clothing/gloves/stungloves/
-	name = "Stungloves"
-	desc = "These gloves are electrically charged."
-	icon_state = "yellow"
-	item_state = "ygloves"
-	siemens_coefficient = 0.30
-	elecgen = 1
-	uses = 10
-
-/obj/item/clothing/gloves/yellow
-	desc = "These gloves are electrically insulated."
-	name = "insulated gloves"
-	icon_state = "yellow"
-	item_state = "ygloves"
-	siemens_coefficient = 0
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.05
-	protective_temperature = 1000
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
-
-/obj/item/clothing/gloves/botanic_leather
-	desc = "These leather gloves protect against thorns, barbs, prickles, spikes and other harmful objects of floral origin."
-	name = "botanic leather gloves"
-	icon_state = "leather"
-	item_state = "ggloves"
-	siemens_coefficient = 0.50
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.9
-	protective_temperature = 400
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.70
-
-// HATS. OH MY WHAT A FINE CHAPEAU, GOOD SIR.
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head
-	name = "head"
-	icon = 'hats.dmi'
-	body_parts_covered = HEAD
-	var/list/allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/pen)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/bio_hood
-	name = "bio hood"
-	icon_state = "bio"
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.01
-	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|HEADSPACE|HEADCOVERSEYES|HEADCOVERSMOUTH
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/cakehat
-	name = "cakehat"
-	desc = "It is a cakehat"
-	icon_state = "cake0"
-	var/onfire = 0.0
-	var/status = 0
-	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|HEADSPACE|HEADCOVERSEYES
-	var/fire_resist = T0C+1300	//this is the max temp it can stand before you start to cook. although it might not burn away, you take damage
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/caphat
-	name = "Captain's hat"
-	icon_state = "captain"
-	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|SUITSPACE
-	item_state = "caphat"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/centhat
-	name = "Cent. Comm. hat"
-	icon_state = "centcom"
-	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|SUITSPACE
-	item_state = "centhat"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/det_hat
-	name = "hat"
-	desc = "Someone who wears this will look very smart"
-	icon_state = "detective"
-	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/candy_corn, /obj/item/weapon/pen)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/powdered_wig
-	name = "powdered wig"
-	desc = "A powdered wig"
-	icon_state = "pwig"
-	item_state = "pwig"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/that
-	name = "Top hat"
-	desc = "An amish looking hat"
-	icon_state = "tophat"
-	item_state = "that"
-	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|HEADSPACE
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/wizard
-	name = "wizard hat"
-	desc = "Strange-looking hat-wear that most certainly belongs to a real magic user."
-	icon_state = "wizard"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/wizard/red
-	name = "red wizard hat"
-	desc = "Strange-looking, red, hat-wear that most certainly belongs to a real magic user."
-	icon_state = "redwizard"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/wizard/fake
-	name = "wizard hat"
-	desc = "It has WIZZARD written across it in sequins. Comes with a cool beard."
-	icon_state = "wizard-fake"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/chefhat
-	name = "Chef's hat"
-	icon_state = "chef"
-	item_state = "chef"
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | HEADSPACE
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/plaguedoctorhat
-	name = "Plague doctor's hat"
-	icon_state = "plaguedoctor"
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | HEADSPACE
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.01
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/beret
-	name = "beret"
-	desc = "A mime's beret"
-	icon_state = "beret"
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | HEADSPACE
-
-
-// CHUMP HELMETS: COOKING THEM DESTROYS THE CHUMP HELMET SPAWN.
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet
-	name = "helmet"
-	icon_state = "helmet"
-	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|SUITSPACE|HEADCOVERSEYES
-	item_state = "helmet"
-
-	protective_temperature = 500
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.10
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space
-	name = "space helmet"
-	icon_state = "space"
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | HEADSPACE | HEADCOVERSEYES | HEADCOVERSMOUTH
-	see_face = 0.0
-	item_state = "space"
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.01
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/rig
-	desc = "A special helmet designed for work in a hazardous, low-pressure environment."
-	name = "rig helmet"
-	icon_state = "rig"
-	item_state = "rig_helm"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/syndicate
-	name = "red space helmet"
-	icon_state = "syndicate"
-	item_state = "syndicate"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/swat
-	name = "swat helmet"
-	icon_state = "swat"
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE | HEADSPACE | HEADCOVERSEYES
-	item_state = "swat"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/thunderdome
-	name = "Thunderdome helmet"
-	icon_state = "thunderdome"
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE | HEADSPACE | HEADCOVERSEYES
-	item_state = "thunderdome"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/hardhat
-	name = "hard hat"
-	icon_state = "hardhat0"
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE
-	item_state = "hardhat0"
-	var/brightness_on = 4 //luminosity when on
-	var/on = 0
-
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/welding
-	name = "welding helmet"
-	desc = "A head-mounted face cover designed to protect the wearer completely from space-arc eye."
-	icon_state = "welding"
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE | HEADCOVERSEYES
-	see_face = 0.0
-	item_state = "welding"
-	protective_temperature = 1300
-	m_amt = 3000
-	g_amt = 1000
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/HoS
-	name = "HoS helmet"
-	icon_state = "hoscap"
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE | HEADCOVERSEYES
-
-// MASK WAS THAT MOVIE WITH THAT GUY WITH THE MESSED UP FACE. WHAT'S HIS NAME . . . JIM CARREY, I THINK.
-
-/obj/item/clothing/mask
-	name = "mask"
-	icon = 'masks.dmi'
-	var/vchange = 0
-	body_parts_covered = HEAD
-
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas
-	name = "gas mask"
-	desc = "A close-fitting mask that can filter some environmental toxins or be connected to an air supply."
-	icon_state = "gas_mask"
-	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|SUITSPACE|MASKCOVERSMOUTH|MASKCOVERSEYES
-	w_class = 3.0
-	see_face = 0.0
-	item_state = "gas_mask"
-	protective_temperature = 500
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
-	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.01
-
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/plaguedoctor
-	name = "Plague doctor mask"
-	desc = "A modernised version of the classic design, this mask will not only filter out toxins but it can also be connected to an air supply."
-	icon_state = "plaguedoctor"
-	item_state = "gas_mask"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/emergency
-	name = "emergency gas mask"
-	icon_state = "gas_alt"
-	item_state = "gas_alt"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/swat
-	name = "SWAT Mask"
-	desc = "A close-fitting tactical mask that can filter some environmental toxins or be connected to an air supply."
-	icon_state = "swat"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/space_ninja
-	name = "ninja mask"
-	desc = "A close-fitting mask that acts both as an air filter and a post-modern fashion statement."
-	icon_state = "s-ninja"
-	item_state = "s-ninja_mask"
-	vchange = 1
-
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/voice
-	name = "gas mask"
-	desc = "A close-fitting mask that can filter some environmental toxins or be connected to an air supply."
-	icon_state = "gas_mask"
-	vchange = 1
-
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/breath
-	desc = "A close-fitting mask that can be connected to an air supply but does not work very well in hard vacuum."
-	name = "Breath Mask"
-	icon_state = "breath"
-	item_state = "breath"
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE | HEADSPACE | MASKCOVERSMOUTH
-	w_class = 2
-	protective_temperature = 420
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.90
-	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.10
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
-
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat
-	name = "clown wig and mask"
-	desc = "You're gay for even considering wearing this."
-	icon_state = "clown"
-	item_state = "clown_hat"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/medical
-	desc = "This mask does not work very well in low pressure environments."
-	name = "Medical Mask"
-	icon_state = "medical"
-	item_state = "medical"
-	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|SUITSPACE|HEADSPACE|MASKCOVERSMOUTH
-	w_class = 3
-	protective_temperature = 420
-	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.10
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.10
-
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/muzzle
-	name = "muzzle"
-	icon_state = "muzzle"
-	item_state = "muzzle"
-	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|MASKCOVERSMOUTH
-	w_class = 2
-	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.90
-
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/surgical
-	name = "Sterile Mask"
-	icon_state = "sterile"
-	item_state = "sterile"
-	w_class = 1
-	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|HEADSPACE|MASKCOVERSMOUTH
-	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.90
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.05
-
-
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette
-	name = "Cigarette"
-	icon_state = "cigoff"
-	var/lit = 0
-	throw_speed = 0.5
-	item_state = "cigoff"
-	var/lastHolder = null
-	var/smoketime = 300
-	w_class = 1
-
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/mime
-	name = "mime mask"
-	desc = "It looks a little creepy"
-	icon_state = "mime"
-	throw_speed = 0.5
-	var/lastHolder = null
-	var/smoketime = 300
-	w_class = 1
-
-// OMG SHOES
-
-/obj/item/clothing/shoes
-	name = "shoes"
-	icon = 'shoes.dmi'
-
-	body_parts_covered = FEET
-
-	protective_temperature = 500
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.10
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
-	slowdown = SHOES_SLOWDOWN
-
-/obj/item/clothing/shoes/black
-	name = "Black Shoes"
-	icon_state = "black"
-
-	protective_temperature = 1500
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
-
-/obj/item/clothing/shoes/brown
-	name = "Brown Shoes"
-	icon_state = "brown"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/shoes/orange
-	name = "Orange Shoes"
-	icon_state = "orange"
-	var/chained = 0
-
-/obj/item/clothing/shoes/swat
-	name = "SWAT shoes"
-	icon_state = "swat"
-	slowdown = 0
-
-/obj/item/clothing/shoes/white
-	name = "White Shoes"
-	icon_state = "white"
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.25
-
-/obj/item/clothing/shoes/sandal
-	desc = "A pair of rather plain, wooden sandals."
-	name = "sandals"
-	icon_state = "wizard"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/shoes/galoshes
-	desc = "Rubber boots"
-	name = "galoshes"
-	icon_state = "galoshes"
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.05
-	flags = NOSLIP
-	slowdown = 0
-
-/obj/item/clothing/shoes/magboots
-	desc = "Magnetic boots, often used during extravehicular activity to ensure the user remains safely attached to the vehicle."
-	name = "magboots"
-	icon_state = "magboots0"
-	protective_temperature = 800
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
-	var/magpulse = 0
-//	flags = NOSLIP //disabled by default
-
-/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes
-	desc = "Damn, thems some big shoes."
-	name = "clown shoes"
-	icon_state = "clown"
-	item_state = "clown_shoes"
-	slowdown = 0
-
-// SUITS
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit
-	icon = 'suits.dmi'
-	name = "suit"
-	var/fire_resist = T0C+100
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS
-	var/list/allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/bio_suit
-	name = "bio suit"
-	desc = "A suit that protects against biological contamination."
-	icon_state = "bio"
-	item_state = "bio_suit"
-	w_class = 4//bulky item
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
-	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.01
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.30
-	slowdown = 1.3
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/bio_suit/plaguedoctorsuit
-	name = "Plague doctor suit"
-	desc = "It protected doctors from the Black Death, back then. You bet your arse it's gonna help you against viruses."
-	icon_state = "plaguedoctor"
-	item_state = "bio_suit"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/det_suit
-	name = "coat"
-	desc = "Someone who wears this means business."
-	icon_state = "detective"
-	item_state = "det_suit"
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|ARMS
-	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/gun/detectiverevolver,/obj/item/weapon/ammo/a38,/obj/item/weapon/cigpacket,/obj/item/weapon/zippo,/obj/item/device/detective_scanner,/obj/item/device/taperecorder)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/judgerobe
-	name = "judge's robe"
-	desc = "This robe commands authority."
-	icon_state = "judge"
-	item_state = "judge"
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|ARMS
-	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/cigpacket,/obj/item/weapon/spacecash)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/labcoat
-	name = "labcoat"
-	desc = "A suit that protects against minor chemical spills."
-	icon_state = "labcoat"
-	item_state = "labcoat"
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|ARMS
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.25
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.75
-	allowed = list(/obj/item/device/analyzer,/obj/item/weapon/medical,/obj/item/weapon/dnainjector,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/dropper,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/syringe,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/hypospray,/obj/item/device/healthanalyzer,/obj/item/device/flashlight/pen)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/labcoat/cmo
-	name = "chief medical officer's labcoat"
-	desc = "Bluer than the standard model."
-	icon_state = "labcoat_cmo"
-	item_state = "labcoat_cmo"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/straight_jacket
-	name = "straight jacket"
-	desc = "A suit that totally restrains an individual"
-	icon_state = "straight_jacket"
-	item_state = "straight_jacket"
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
-	allowed = null
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/wcoat
-	name = "waistcoat"
-	icon_state = "vest"
-	item_state = "wcoat"
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|ARMS
-	allowed = null
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/apron
-	name = "apron"
-	icon_state = "apron"
-	item_state = "apron"
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|ARMS
-	allowed = list (/obj/item/weapon/plantbgone,/obj/item/device/analyzer/plant_analyzer,/obj/item/seeds,/obj/item/nutrient,/obj/item/weapon/minihoe)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe
-	name = "wizard robe"
-	desc = "A magnificant, gem-lined robe that seems to radiate power."
-	icon_state = "wizard"
-	item_state = "wizrobe"
-	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.01 // IT'S MAGICAL OKAY JEEZ +1 TO NOT DIE
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.01
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|ARMS
-	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/teleportation_scroll)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe/red
-	name = "red wizard robe"
-	desc = "A magnificant, red, gem-lined robe that seems to radiate power."
-	icon_state = "redwizard"
-	item_state = "redwizrobe"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe/fake
-	name = "wizard robe"
-	desc = "A rather dull, blue robe one could probably find in Space-Walmart."
-	icon_state = "wizard-fake"
-	item_state = "wizrobe"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/hazardvest
-	name = "hazard vest"
-	desc = "A vest designed to make one more noticable. It's not very good at it though"
-	icon_state = "hazard"
-	item_state = "hazard"
-
-// ARMOR
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor
-	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy,/obj/item/weapon/baton,/obj/item/weapon/handcuffs)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/vest
-	name = "armor"
-	desc = "An armored vest that protects against some damage."
-	icon_state = "armor"
-	item_state = "armor"
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | ONESIZEFITSALL
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/hos
-	name = "armored coat"
-	desc = "A greatcoat enchanced with a special alloy for some protection and style."
-	icon_state = "hos"
-	item_state = "hos"
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|ARMS
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | ONESIZEFITSALL
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/a_i_a_ptank
-	desc = "A wearable bomb with a health analyzer attached"
-	name = "Analyzer/Igniter/Armor/Plasmatank Assembly"
-	icon_state = "bomb"
-	item_state = "bombvest"
-	var/obj/item/device/healthanalyzer/part1 = null
-	var/obj/item/device/igniter/part2 = null
-	var/obj/item/weapon/tank/plasma/part4 = null
-	var/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/vest/part3 = null
-	var/status = 0
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT | ONESIZEFITSALL
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/captain
-	name = "Captain's armor"
-	desc = "Wearing this armor exemplifies who is in charge. You are in charge."
-	icon_state = "caparmor"
-	item_state = "caparmor"
-	w_class = 4//bulky item
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
-	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy,/obj/item/weapon/baton,/obj/item/weapon/handcuffs,/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/centcomm
-	name = "Cent. Com. armor"
-	desc = "A suit that protects against some damage."
-	icon_state = "centcom"
-	item_state = "centcom"
-	w_class = 4//bulky item
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
-	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy,/obj/item/weapon/baton,/obj/item/weapon/handcuffs,/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/heavy
-	name = "heavy armor"
-	desc = "A heavily armored suit that protects against moderate damage."
-	icon_state = "heavy"
-	item_state = "swat_suit"
-	w_class = 4//bulky item
-	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.90
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
-	slowdown = 3
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/tdome
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/tdome/red
-	name = "Thunderdome suit (red)"
-	icon_state = "tdred"
-	item_state = "tdred"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/tdome/green
-	name = "Thunderdome suit (green)"
-	icon_state = "tdgreen"
-	item_state = "tdgreen"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/swat
-	name = "swat suit"
-	desc = "A heavily armored suit that protects against moderate damage. Used in special operations."
-	icon_state = "heavy"
-	item_state = "heavy"
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
-	slowdown = 1.5
-	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/gun,/obj/item/weapon/ammo,/obj/item/weapon/baton,/obj/item/weapon/handcuffs,/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
-
-// FIRE SUITS
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/fire
-	name = "firesuit"
-	desc = "A suit that protects against fire and heat."
-	icon_state = "fire"
-	item_state = "fire_suit"
-	//w_class = 4//bulky item
-	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.90
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
-	slowdown = 1.3
-
-	protective_temperature = 4500
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
-	allowed = list(/obj/item/device/flashlight,/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/fire/firefighter
-	icon_state = "firesuit"
-	item_state = "firefighter"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/fire/heavy
-	name = "firesuit"
-	desc = "A suit that protects against extreme fire and heat."
-	icon_state = "thermal"
-	item_state = "ro_suit"
-	//w_class = 4//bulky item
-	protective_temperature = 10000
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
-	slowdown = 1.7
-
-// SPACE SUITS
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/space
-	name = "space suit"
-	desc = "A suit that protects against low pressure environments."
-	icon_state = "space"
-	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
-	item_state = "s_suit"
-	w_class = 4//bulky item
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.02
-	protective_temperature = 1000
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.02
-	allowed = list(/obj/item/device/flashlight,/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
-	slowdown = 3
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/rig
-	name = "rig suit"
-	desc = "A special suit that protects against hazardous, low pressure environments."
-	icon_state = "rig"
-	item_state = "rig_suit"
-	slowdown = 2
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/syndicate
-	name = "red space suit"
-	icon_state = "syndicate"
-	item_state = "space_suit_syndicate"
-	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/gun,/obj/item/weapon/ammo,/obj/item/weapon/baton,/obj/item/weapon/handcuffs,/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
-	slowdown = 1
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/space_ninja
-	name = "ninja suit"
-	desc = "A unique, vaccum-proof suit of nano-enhanced armor designed specifically for Spider-Clan assassins."
-	icon_state = "s-ninja"
-	item_state = "s-ninja_suit"
-	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/gun,/obj/item/weapon/ammo,/obj/item/weapon/baton,/obj/item/weapon/handcuffs,/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
-	slowdown = -1
-
-//Themed space suits for different nuke rounds (WIP)
-
-/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/pirate
-	name = "pirate hat"
-	desc = "Yarr."
-	icon_state = "pirate"
-	item_state = "pirate"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/pirate
-	name = "pirate coat"
-	desc = "Yarr."
-	icon_state = "pirate"
-	item_state = "pirate"
-
-// UNDERS AND BY THAT, NATURALLY I MEAN UNIFORMS/JUMPSUITS
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under
-	icon = 'uniforms.dmi'
-	name = "under"
-	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|ARMS
-	protective_temperature = T0C + 50
-	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.30
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.90
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | ONESIZEFITSALL
-
-// Colors
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/chameleon
-//starts off as black
-	name = "Black Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "black"
-	item_state = "bl_suit"
-	color = "black"
-	desc = null
-	var/list/clothing_choices = list()
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/chameleon/all
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/color/black
-	name = "Black Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "black"
-	item_state = "bl_suit"
-	color = "black"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/color/blue
-	name = "Blue Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "blue"
-	item_state = "b_suit"
-	color = "blue"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/color/green
-	name = "Green Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "green"
-	item_state = "g_suit"
-	color = "green"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/color/grey
-	name = "Grey Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "grey"
-	item_state = "gy_suit"
-	color = "grey"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/color/orange
-	name = "Orange Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "orange"
-	item_state = "o_suit"
-	color = "orange"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/color/pink
-	name = "Pink Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "pink"
-	item_state = "p_suit"
-	color = "pink"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/color/red
-	name = "Red Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "red"
-	item_state = "r_suit"
-	color = "red"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/color/white
-	desc = "Made of a special fiber that gives special protection against biohazards."
-	name = "White Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "white"
-	item_state = "w_suit"
-	color = "white"
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/color/yellow
-	name = "Yellow Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "yellow"
-	item_state = "y_suit"
-	color = "yellow"
-
-// RANKS
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/atmospheric_technician
-	desc = "It has an Atmospherics rank stripe on it."
-	name = "Atmospherics Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "atmos"
-	item_state = "y_suit"
-	color = "atmos"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/captain
-	desc = "It has a Captains rank stripe on it."
-	name = "Captain Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "captain"
-	item_state = "caparmor"
-	color = "captain"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/chaplain
-	desc = "It has a Chaplain rank stripe on it."
-	name = "Chaplain Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "chaplain"
-	item_state = "bl_suit"
-	color = "chapblack"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/engineer
-	desc = "It has an Engineering rank stripe on it."
-	name = "Engineering Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "engine"
-	item_state = "y_suit"
-	color = "engine"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/forensic_technician
-	desc = "It has a Forensics rank stripe on it."
-	name = "Forensics Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "darkred"
-	item_state = "r_suit"
-	color = "forensicsred"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/warden
-	desc = "It has a Warden rank stripe on it."
-	name = "Warden Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "darkred"
-	item_state = "r_suit"
-	color = "darkred"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/geneticist
-	desc = "Made of a special fiber that gives special protection against biohazards. Has a genetics rank stripe on it."
-	name = "Genetics Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "genetics"
-	item_state = "w_suit"
-	color = "geneticswhite"
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/head_of_personnel
-	desc = "It has a Head of Personnel rank stripe on it."
-	name = "Head of Personnel Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "hop"
-	item_state = "b_suit"
-	color = "hop"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/centcom_officer
-	desc = "It has a CentCom officer rank stripe on it."
-	name = "CentCom Officer Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "officer"
-	item_state = "g_suit"
-	color = "officer"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/centcom_commander
-	desc = "It has a CentCom commander rank stripe on it."
-	name = "CentCom Officer Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "centcom"
-	item_state = "dg_suit"
-	color = "centcom"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/head_of_security
-	desc = "It has a Head of Security rank stripe on it."
-	name = "Head of Security Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "hos"
-	item_state = "r_suit"
-	color = "hosred"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/chief_engineer
-	desc = "It has a Chief Engineer rank stripe on it."
-	name = "Chief Engineer Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "chiefengineer"
-	item_state = "g_suit"
-	color = "chief"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/research_director
-	desc = "It has a Research Director rank stripe on it."
-	name = "Research Director Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "director"
-	item_state = "g_suit"
-	color = "director"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/janitor
-	desc = "Official clothing of the station's poopscooper."
-	name = "Janitor's Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "janitor"
-	color = "janitor"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/scientist
-	desc = "Made of a special fiber that gives special protection against biohazards. Has a toxins rank stripe on it."
-	name = "Scientist's Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "toxins"
-	item_state = "w_suit"
-	color = "toxinswhite"
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/medical
-	desc = "Made of a special fiber that gives special protection against biohazards. Has a medical rank stripe on it."
-	name = "Medical Doctor's Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "medical"
-	item_state = "w_suit"
-	color = "medical"
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/hydroponics
-	desc = "Made of a special fiber that gives special protection against biohazards. Has a Hydroponics rank stripe on it."
-	name = "Hydroponics Jumpsuit"
-	icon_state = "hydroponics"
-	item_state = "g_suit"
-	color = "hydroponics"
-	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
-
-// OTHER NONRANKED STATION JOBS
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/bartender
-	desc = "It looks like it could use more flair."
-	name = "Bartender's Uniform"
-	icon_state = "ba_suit"
-	item_state = "ba_suit"
-	color = "ba_suit"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/clown
-	name = "clown suit"
-	desc = "Wearing this, all the children love you, for all the wrong reasons."
-	icon_state = "clown"
-	color = "clown"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/chef
-	desc = "Issued only to the most hardcore chefs in space."
-	name = "Chef's Uniform"
-	icon_state = "chef"
-	color = "chef"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/det
-	name = "Hard worn suit"
-	desc = "Someone who wears this means business."
-	icon_state = "detective"
-	item_state = "det"
-	color = "detective"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/lawyer
-	desc = "Slick threads."
-	name = "Lawyer suit"
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/lawyer/black
-	icon_state = "lawyer_black"
-	item_state = "lawyer_black"
-	color = "lawyer_black"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/lawyer/red
-	icon_state = "lawyer_red"
-	item_state = "lawyer_red"
-	color = "lawyer_red"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/lawyer/blue
-	icon_state = "lawyer_blue"
-	item_state = "lawyer_blue"
-	color = "lawyer_blue"
-
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/sl_suit
-	desc = "A very amish looking suit."
-	name = "Amish Suit"
-	icon_state = "sl_suit"
-	color = "sl_suit"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/cargo
-	name = "Quartermaster's Jumpsuit"
-	desc = "What can brown do for you?"
-	icon_state = "lightbrown"
-	item_state = "lb_suit"
-	color = "cargo"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/syndicate
-	name = "Tactical Turtleneck"
-	desc = "Non-descript, slightly suspicious civilian clothing."
-	icon_state = "syndicate"
-	item_state = "bl_suit"
-	color = "syndicate"
-	mode = 0
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/syndicate/tacticool
-	name = "Tacticool Turtleneck"
-	desc = "Wearing this makes you feel like buying an SKS, going into the woods, and operating."
-	icon_state = "tactifool"
-	item_state = "bl_suit"
-	color = "tactifool"
-	mode = 0
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/librarian
-	name = "Sensible Suit"
-	desc = "It's very... sensible."
-	icon_state = "red_suit"
-	item_state = "red_suit"
-	color = "red_suit"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/mime
-	name = "Mime Outfit"
-	desc = "It's not very colourful."
-	icon_state = "mime"
-	item_state = "mime"
-	color = "mime"
-
-
-// Athletic shorts.. heh
-/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts
-	name = "athletic shorts"
-	desc = "95% Polyester, 5% Spandex!"
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/red
-	icon_state = "redshorts"
-	color = "redshorts"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/green
-	icon_state = "greenshorts"
-	color = "greenshorts"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/blue
-	icon_state = "blueshorts"
-	color = "blueshorts"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/black
-	icon_state = "blackshorts"
-	color = "blackshorts"
-
-/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/grey
-	icon_state = "greyshorts"
-	color = "greyshorts"
 
 // Belt slot clothing (only suspenders for now, because utility belt is a storage item)
+/*
 /obj/item/clothing/belt
 	name = "belt"
-	icon = 'belts.dmi'
-	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | ONBELT
 
-/obj/item/clothing/belt/suspenders
-	name = "suspenders"
-	desc = "They suspend the illusion of the mime's play." //Meh -- Urist
-	icon_state = "suspenders"
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | ONBELT
+*/
+
diff --git a/code/defines/obj/clothing/ears.dm b/code/defines/obj/clothing/ears.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..1c2b00ec466
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/defines/obj/clothing/ears.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+// EARS
+
+/obj/item/clothing/ears
+	name = "ears"
+	w_class = 1.0
+	throwforce = 2
+
+/obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs
+	name = "earmuffs"
+	icon_state = "earmuffs"
+	protective_temperature = 500
+	item_state = "earmuffs"
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/defines/obj/clothing/glasses.dm b/code/defines/obj/clothing/glasses.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..a75737087b8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/defines/obj/clothing/glasses.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
+// GLASSES
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses
+	name = "glasses"
+	icon = 'glasses.dmi'
+	w_class = 2.0
+	flags = GLASSESCOVERSEYES
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/blindfold
+	name = "blindfold"
+	icon_state = "blindfold"
+	item_state = "blindfold"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/meson
+	name = "Optical Meson Scanner"
+	icon_state = "meson"
+	item_state = "glasses"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular
+	name = "Prescription Glasses"
+	icon_state = "glasses"
+	item_state = "glasses"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses
+	desc = "Strangely ancient technology used to help provide rudimentary eye cover. Enhanced shielding blocks many flashes."
+	name = "Sunglasses"
+	icon_state = "sun"
+	item_state = "sunglasses"
+	protective_temperature = 1300
+	var/already_worn = 0
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/thermal
+	name = "Optical Thermal Scanner"
+	icon_state = "thermal"
+	item_state = "glasses"
diff --git a/code/defines/obj/clothing/gloves.dm b/code/defines/obj/clothing/gloves.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..77610c9e400
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/defines/obj/clothing/gloves.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,85 @@
+// NO GLOVES NO LOVES
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves
+	name = "gloves"
+	w_class = 2.0
+	icon = 'gloves.dmi'
+	protective_temperature = 400
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.25
+	siemens_coefficient = 0.50
+	var/elecgen = 0
+	var/uses = 0
+	body_parts_covered = HANDS
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves/black
+	desc = "These gloves are fire-resistant."
+	name = "Black Gloves"
+	icon_state = "black"
+	item_state = "bgloves"
+
+	protective_temperature = 1500
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves/cyborg
+	desc = "beep boop borp"
+	name = "cyborg gloves"
+	icon_state = "black"
+	item_state = "r_hands"
+	siemens_coefficient = 1.0
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves/latex
+	name = "Latex Gloves"
+	icon_state = "latex"
+	item_state = "lgloves"
+	siemens_coefficient = 0.30
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.01
+	protective_temperature = 310
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.90
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves/swat
+	desc = "These tactical gloves are somewhat fire and impact-resistant."
+	name = "SWAT Gloves"
+	icon_state = "black"
+	item_state = "swat_gl"
+	siemens_coefficient = 0.30
+	protective_temperature = 1100
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.05
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves/space_ninja
+	desc = "These nano-enhanced gloves insulate from electricity and provide fire resistance."
+	name = "ninja gloves"
+	icon_state = "s-ninja"
+	item_state = "swat_gl"
+	siemens_coefficient = 0
+	protective_temperature = 1100
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.05
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves/stungloves/
+	name = "Stungloves"
+	desc = "These gloves are electrically charged."
+	icon_state = "yellow"
+	item_state = "ygloves"
+	siemens_coefficient = 0.30
+	elecgen = 1
+	uses = 10
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves/yellow
+	desc = "These gloves are electrically insulated."
+	name = "insulated gloves"
+	icon_state = "yellow"
+	item_state = "ygloves"
+	siemens_coefficient = 0
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.05
+	protective_temperature = 1000
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves/botanic_leather
+	desc = "These leather gloves protect against thorns, barbs, prickles, spikes and other harmful objects of floral origin."
+	name = "botanic leather gloves"
+	icon_state = "leather"
+	item_state = "ggloves"
+	siemens_coefficient = 0.50
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.9
+	protective_temperature = 400
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.70
diff --git a/code/defines/obj/clothing/head.dm b/code/defines/obj/clothing/head.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..46ef2104b61
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/defines/obj/clothing/head.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,168 @@
+// HATS. OH MY WHAT A FINE CHAPEAU, GOOD SIR.
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head
+	name = "head"
+	icon = 'hats.dmi'
+	body_parts_covered = HEAD
+	var/list/allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/pen)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/bio_hood
+	name = "bio hood"
+	icon_state = "bio"
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.01
+	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|HEADSPACE|HEADCOVERSEYES|HEADCOVERSMOUTH
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/cakehat
+	name = "cakehat"
+	desc = "It is a cakehat"
+	icon_state = "cake0"
+	var/onfire = 0.0
+	var/status = 0
+	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|HEADSPACE|HEADCOVERSEYES
+	var/fire_resist = T0C+1300	//this is the max temp it can stand before you start to cook. although it might not burn away, you take damage
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/caphat
+	name = "Captain's hat"
+	icon_state = "captain"
+	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|SUITSPACE
+	item_state = "caphat"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/centhat
+	name = "Cent. Comm. hat"
+	icon_state = "centcom"
+	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|SUITSPACE
+	item_state = "centhat"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/det_hat
+	name = "hat"
+	desc = "Someone who wears this will look very smart"
+	icon_state = "detective"
+	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/candy_corn, /obj/item/weapon/pen)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/powdered_wig
+	name = "powdered wig"
+	desc = "A powdered wig"
+	icon_state = "pwig"
+	item_state = "pwig"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/that
+	name = "Top hat"
+	desc = "An amish looking hat"
+	icon_state = "tophat"
+	item_state = "that"
+	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|HEADSPACE
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/wizard
+	name = "wizard hat"
+	desc = "Strange-looking hat-wear that most certainly belongs to a real magic user."
+	icon_state = "wizard"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/wizard/red
+	name = "red wizard hat"
+	desc = "Strange-looking, red, hat-wear that most certainly belongs to a real magic user."
+	icon_state = "redwizard"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/wizard/fake
+	name = "wizard hat"
+	desc = "It has WIZZARD written across it in sequins. Comes with a cool beard."
+	icon_state = "wizard-fake"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/chefhat
+	name = "Chef's hat"
+	icon_state = "chef"
+	item_state = "chef"
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | HEADSPACE
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/plaguedoctorhat
+	name = "Plague doctor's hat"
+	icon_state = "plaguedoctor"
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | HEADSPACE
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.01
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/beret
+	name = "beret"
+	desc = "A mime's beret"
+	icon_state = "beret"
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | HEADSPACE
+
+
+// CHUMP HELMETS: COOKING THEM DESTROYS THE CHUMP HELMET SPAWN.
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet
+	name = "helmet"
+	icon_state = "helmet"
+	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|SUITSPACE|HEADCOVERSEYES
+	item_state = "helmet"
+
+	protective_temperature = 500
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.10
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space
+	name = "space helmet"
+	icon_state = "space"
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | HEADSPACE | HEADCOVERSEYES | HEADCOVERSMOUTH
+	see_face = 0.0
+	item_state = "space"
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.01
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/rig
+	desc = "A special helmet designed for work in a hazardous, low-pressure environment."
+	name = "rig helmet"
+	icon_state = "rig"
+	item_state = "rig_helm"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/syndicate
+	name = "red space helmet"
+	icon_state = "syndicate"
+	item_state = "syndicate"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/swat
+	name = "swat helmet"
+	icon_state = "swat"
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE | HEADSPACE | HEADCOVERSEYES
+	item_state = "swat"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/thunderdome
+	name = "Thunderdome helmet"
+	icon_state = "thunderdome"
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE | HEADSPACE | HEADCOVERSEYES
+	item_state = "thunderdome"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/hardhat
+	name = "hard hat"
+	icon_state = "hardhat0"
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE
+	item_state = "hardhat0"
+	var/brightness_on = 4 //luminosity when on
+	var/on = 0
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/welding
+	name = "welding helmet"
+	desc = "A head-mounted face cover designed to protect the wearer completely from space-arc eye."
+	icon_state = "welding"
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE | HEADCOVERSEYES
+	see_face = 0.0
+	item_state = "welding"
+	protective_temperature = 1300
+	m_amt = 3000
+	g_amt = 1000
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/HoS
+	name = "HoS helmet"
+	icon_state = "hoscap"
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE | HEADCOVERSEYES
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+//Themed space suits for different nuke rounds (WIP)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/pirate
+	name = "pirate hat"
+	desc = "Yarr."
+	icon_state = "pirate"
+	item_state = "pirate"
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/defines/obj/clothing/jumpsuit.dm b/code/defines/obj/clothing/jumpsuit.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..9e717bb3194
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/defines/obj/clothing/jumpsuit.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,322 @@
+// UNDERS AND BY THAT, NATURALLY I MEAN UNIFORMS/JUMPSUITS
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under
+	icon = 'uniforms.dmi'
+	name = "under"
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|ARMS
+	protective_temperature = T0C + 50
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.30
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.90
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | ONESIZEFITSALL
+
+// Colors
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/chameleon
+//starts off as black
+	name = "Black Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "black"
+	item_state = "bl_suit"
+	color = "black"
+	desc = null
+	var/list/clothing_choices = list()
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/chameleon/all
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/color/black
+	name = "Black Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "black"
+	item_state = "bl_suit"
+	color = "black"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/color/blue
+	name = "Blue Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "blue"
+	item_state = "b_suit"
+	color = "blue"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/color/green
+	name = "Green Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "green"
+	item_state = "g_suit"
+	color = "green"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/color/grey
+	name = "Grey Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "grey"
+	item_state = "gy_suit"
+	color = "grey"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/color/orange
+	name = "Orange Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "orange"
+	item_state = "o_suit"
+	color = "orange"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/color/pink
+	name = "Pink Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "pink"
+	item_state = "p_suit"
+	color = "pink"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/color/red
+	name = "Red Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "red"
+	item_state = "r_suit"
+	color = "red"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/color/white
+	desc = "Made of a special fiber that gives special protection against biohazards."
+	name = "White Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "white"
+	item_state = "w_suit"
+	color = "white"
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/color/yellow
+	name = "Yellow Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "yellow"
+	item_state = "y_suit"
+	color = "yellow"
+
+// RANKS
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/atmospheric_technician
+	desc = "It has an Atmospherics rank stripe on it."
+	name = "Atmospherics Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "atmos"
+	item_state = "y_suit"
+	color = "atmos"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/captain
+	desc = "It has a Captains rank stripe on it."
+	name = "Captain Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "captain"
+	item_state = "caparmor"
+	color = "captain"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/chaplain
+	desc = "It has a Chaplain rank stripe on it."
+	name = "Chaplain Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "chaplain"
+	item_state = "bl_suit"
+	color = "chapblack"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/engineer
+	desc = "It has an Engineering rank stripe on it."
+	name = "Engineering Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "engine"
+	item_state = "y_suit"
+	color = "engine"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/forensic_technician
+	desc = "It has a Forensics rank stripe on it."
+	name = "Forensics Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "darkred"
+	item_state = "r_suit"
+	color = "forensicsred"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/warden
+	desc = "It has a Warden rank stripe on it."
+	name = "Warden Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "darkred"
+	item_state = "r_suit"
+	color = "darkred"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/geneticist
+	desc = "Made of a special fiber that gives special protection against biohazards. Has a genetics rank stripe on it."
+	name = "Genetics Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "genetics"
+	item_state = "w_suit"
+	color = "geneticswhite"
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/head_of_personnel
+	desc = "It has a Head of Personnel rank stripe on it."
+	name = "Head of Personnel Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "hop"
+	item_state = "b_suit"
+	color = "hop"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/centcom_officer
+	desc = "It has a CentCom officer rank stripe on it."
+	name = "CentCom Officer Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "officer"
+	item_state = "g_suit"
+	color = "officer"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/centcom_commander
+	desc = "It has a CentCom commander rank stripe on it."
+	name = "CentCom Officer Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "centcom"
+	item_state = "dg_suit"
+	color = "centcom"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/head_of_security
+	desc = "It has a Head of Security rank stripe on it."
+	name = "Head of Security Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "hos"
+	item_state = "r_suit"
+	color = "hosred"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/chief_engineer
+	desc = "It has a Chief Engineer rank stripe on it."
+	name = "Chief Engineer Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "chiefengineer"
+	item_state = "g_suit"
+	color = "chief"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/research_director
+	desc = "It has a Research Director rank stripe on it."
+	name = "Research Director Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "director"
+	item_state = "g_suit"
+	color = "director"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/janitor
+	desc = "Official clothing of the station's poopscooper."
+	name = "Janitor's Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "janitor"
+	color = "janitor"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/scientist
+	desc = "Made of a special fiber that gives special protection against biohazards. Has a toxins rank stripe on it."
+	name = "Scientist's Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "toxins"
+	item_state = "w_suit"
+	color = "toxinswhite"
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/medical
+	desc = "Made of a special fiber that gives special protection against biohazards. Has a medical rank stripe on it."
+	name = "Medical Doctor's Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "medical"
+	item_state = "w_suit"
+	color = "medical"
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/rank/hydroponics
+	desc = "Made of a special fiber that gives special protection against biohazards. Has a Hydroponics rank stripe on it."
+	name = "Hydroponics Jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "hydroponics"
+	item_state = "g_suit"
+	color = "hydroponics"
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
+
+// OTHER NONRANKED STATION JOBS
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/bartender
+	desc = "It looks like it could use more flair."
+	name = "Bartender's Uniform"
+	icon_state = "ba_suit"
+	item_state = "ba_suit"
+	color = "ba_suit"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/clown
+	name = "clown suit"
+	desc = "Wearing this, all the children love you, for all the wrong reasons."
+	icon_state = "clown"
+	color = "clown"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/chef
+	desc = "Issued only to the most hardcore chefs in space."
+	name = "Chef's Uniform"
+	icon_state = "chef"
+	color = "chef"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/det
+	name = "Hard worn suit"
+	desc = "Someone who wears this means business."
+	icon_state = "detective"
+	item_state = "det"
+	color = "detective"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/lawyer
+	desc = "Slick threads."
+	name = "Lawyer suit"
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/lawyer/black
+	icon_state = "lawyer_black"
+	item_state = "lawyer_black"
+	color = "lawyer_black"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/lawyer/red
+	icon_state = "lawyer_red"
+	item_state = "lawyer_red"
+	color = "lawyer_red"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/lawyer/blue
+	icon_state = "lawyer_blue"
+	item_state = "lawyer_blue"
+	color = "lawyer_blue"
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/sl_suit
+	desc = "A very amish looking suit."
+	name = "Amish Suit"
+	icon_state = "sl_suit"
+	color = "sl_suit"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/cargo
+	name = "Quartermaster's Jumpsuit"
+	desc = "What can brown do for you?"
+	icon_state = "lightbrown"
+	item_state = "lb_suit"
+	color = "cargo"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/syndicate
+	name = "Tactical Turtleneck"
+	desc = "Non-descript, slightly suspicious civilian clothing."
+	icon_state = "syndicate"
+	item_state = "bl_suit"
+	color = "syndicate"
+	mode = 0
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/syndicate/tacticool
+	name = "Tacticool Turtleneck"
+	desc = "Wearing this makes you feel like buying an SKS, going into the woods, and operating."
+	icon_state = "tactifool"
+	item_state = "bl_suit"
+	color = "tactifool"
+	mode = 0
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/librarian
+	name = "Sensible Suit"
+	desc = "It's very... sensible."
+	icon_state = "red_suit"
+	item_state = "red_suit"
+	color = "red_suit"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/mime
+	name = "Mime Outfit"
+	desc = "It's not very colourful."
+	icon_state = "mime"
+	item_state = "mime"
+	color = "mime"
+
+
+// Athletic shorts.. heh
+/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts
+	name = "athletic shorts"
+	desc = "95% Polyester, 5% Spandex!"
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/red
+	icon_state = "redshorts"
+	color = "redshorts"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/green
+	icon_state = "greenshorts"
+	color = "greenshorts"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/blue
+	icon_state = "blueshorts"
+	color = "blueshorts"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/black
+	icon_state = "blackshorts"
+	color = "blackshorts"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/shorts/grey
+	icon_state = "greyshorts"
+	color = "greyshorts"
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/defines/obj/clothing/mask.dm b/code/defines/obj/clothing/mask.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..395d626d8e1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/defines/obj/clothing/mask.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,115 @@
+// MASK WAS THAT MOVIE WITH THAT GUY WITH THE MESSED UP FACE. WHAT'S HIS NAME . . . JIM CARREY, I THINK.
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask
+	name = "mask"
+	icon = 'masks.dmi'
+	var/vchange = 0
+	body_parts_covered = HEAD
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas
+	name = "gas mask"
+	desc = "A close-fitting mask that can filter some environmental toxins or be connected to an air supply."
+	icon_state = "gas_mask"
+	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|SUITSPACE|MASKCOVERSMOUTH|MASKCOVERSEYES
+	w_class = 3.0
+	see_face = 0.0
+	item_state = "gas_mask"
+	protective_temperature = 500
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
+	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.01
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/plaguedoctor
+	name = "Plague doctor mask"
+	desc = "A modernised version of the classic design, this mask will not only filter out toxins but it can also be connected to an air supply."
+	icon_state = "plaguedoctor"
+	item_state = "gas_mask"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/emergency
+	name = "emergency gas mask"
+	icon_state = "gas_alt"
+	item_state = "gas_alt"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/swat
+	name = "SWAT Mask"
+	desc = "A close-fitting tactical mask that can filter some environmental toxins or be connected to an air supply."
+	icon_state = "swat"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/space_ninja
+	name = "ninja mask"
+	desc = "A close-fitting mask that acts both as an air filter and a post-modern fashion statement."
+	icon_state = "s-ninja"
+	item_state = "s-ninja_mask"
+	vchange = 1
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/voice
+	name = "gas mask"
+	desc = "A close-fitting mask that can filter some environmental toxins or be connected to an air supply."
+	icon_state = "gas_mask"
+	vchange = 1
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/breath
+	desc = "A close-fitting mask that can be connected to an air supply but does not work very well in hard vacuum."
+	name = "Breath Mask"
+	icon_state = "breath"
+	item_state = "breath"
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE | HEADSPACE | MASKCOVERSMOUTH
+	w_class = 2
+	protective_temperature = 420
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.90
+	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.10
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat
+	name = "clown wig and mask"
+	desc = "You're gay for even considering wearing this."
+	icon_state = "clown"
+	item_state = "clown_hat"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/medical
+	desc = "This mask does not work very well in low pressure environments."
+	name = "Medical Mask"
+	icon_state = "medical"
+	item_state = "medical"
+	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|SUITSPACE|HEADSPACE|MASKCOVERSMOUTH
+	w_class = 3
+	protective_temperature = 420
+	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.10
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.10
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/muzzle
+	name = "muzzle"
+	icon_state = "muzzle"
+	item_state = "muzzle"
+	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|MASKCOVERSMOUTH
+	w_class = 2
+	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.90
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/surgical
+	name = "Sterile Mask"
+	icon_state = "sterile"
+	item_state = "sterile"
+	w_class = 1
+	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|HEADSPACE|MASKCOVERSMOUTH
+	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.90
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.05
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette
+	name = "Cigarette"
+	icon_state = "cigoff"
+	var/lit = 0
+	throw_speed = 0.5
+	item_state = "cigoff"
+	var/lastHolder = null
+	var/smoketime = 300
+	w_class = 1
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/mime
+	name = "mime mask"
+	desc = "It looks a little creepy"
+	icon_state = "mime"
+	throw_speed = 0.5
+	var/lastHolder = null
+	var/smoketime = 300
+	w_class = 1
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/defines/obj/clothing/shoes.dm b/code/defines/obj/clothing/shoes.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..d49538a6f76
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/defines/obj/clothing/shoes.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,67 @@
+// OMG SHOES
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes
+	name = "shoes"
+	icon = 'shoes.dmi'
+
+	body_parts_covered = FEET
+
+	protective_temperature = 500
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.10
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
+	slowdown = SHOES_SLOWDOWN
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/black
+	name = "Black Shoes"
+	icon_state = "black"
+
+	protective_temperature = 1500
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/brown
+	name = "Brown Shoes"
+	icon_state = "brown"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/orange
+	name = "Orange Shoes"
+	icon_state = "orange"
+	var/chained = 0
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/swat
+	name = "SWAT shoes"
+	icon_state = "swat"
+	slowdown = 0
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/white
+	name = "White Shoes"
+	icon_state = "white"
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.25
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/sandal
+	desc = "A pair of rather plain, wooden sandals."
+	name = "sandals"
+	icon_state = "wizard"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/galoshes
+	desc = "Rubber boots"
+	name = "galoshes"
+	icon_state = "galoshes"
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.05
+	flags = NOSLIP
+	slowdown = 0
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/magboots
+	desc = "Magnetic boots, often used during extravehicular activity to ensure the user remains safely attached to the vehicle."
+	name = "magboots"
+	icon_state = "magboots0"
+	protective_temperature = 800
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
+	var/magpulse = 0
+//	flags = NOSLIP //disabled by default
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes
+	desc = "Damn, thems some big shoes."
+	name = "clown shoes"
+	icon_state = "clown"
+	item_state = "clown_shoes"
+	slowdown = 0
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/defines/obj/clothing/suit.dm b/code/defines/obj/clothing/suit.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..0432905db55
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/defines/obj/clothing/suit.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,274 @@
+// SUITS
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit
+	icon = 'suits.dmi'
+	name = "suit"
+	var/fire_resist = T0C+100
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS
+	var/list/allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/bio_suit
+	name = "bio suit"
+	desc = "A suit that protects against biological contamination."
+	icon_state = "bio"
+	item_state = "bio_suit"
+	w_class = 4//bulky item
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
+	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.01
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.30
+	slowdown = 1.3
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/bio_suit/plaguedoctorsuit
+	name = "Plague doctor suit"
+	desc = "It protected doctors from the Black Death, back then. You bet your arse it's gonna help you against viruses."
+	icon_state = "plaguedoctor"
+	item_state = "bio_suit"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/det_suit
+	name = "coat"
+	desc = "Someone who wears this means business."
+	icon_state = "detective"
+	item_state = "det_suit"
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|ARMS
+	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/gun/detectiverevolver,/obj/item/weapon/ammo/a38,/obj/item/weapon/cigpacket,/obj/item/weapon/zippo,/obj/item/device/detective_scanner,/obj/item/device/taperecorder)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/judgerobe
+	name = "judge's robe"
+	desc = "This robe commands authority."
+	icon_state = "judge"
+	item_state = "judge"
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|ARMS
+	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/cigpacket,/obj/item/weapon/spacecash)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/labcoat
+	name = "labcoat"
+	desc = "A suit that protects against minor chemical spills."
+	icon_state = "labcoat"
+	item_state = "labcoat"
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|ARMS
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.25
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.75
+	allowed = list(/obj/item/device/analyzer,/obj/item/weapon/medical,/obj/item/weapon/dnainjector,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/dropper,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/syringe,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/hypospray,/obj/item/device/healthanalyzer,/obj/item/device/flashlight/pen)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/labcoat/cmo
+	name = "chief medical officer's labcoat"
+	desc = "Bluer than the standard model."
+	icon_state = "labcoat_cmo"
+	item_state = "labcoat_cmo"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/straight_jacket
+	name = "straight jacket"
+	desc = "A suit that totally restrains an individual"
+	icon_state = "straight_jacket"
+	item_state = "straight_jacket"
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/wcoat
+	name = "waistcoat"
+	icon_state = "vest"
+	item_state = "wcoat"
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|ARMS
+	allowed = list()
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/apron
+	name = "apron"
+	icon_state = "apron"
+	item_state = "apron"
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|ARMS
+	allowed = list (/obj/item/weapon/plantbgone,/obj/item/device/analyzer/plant_analyzer,/obj/item/seeds,/obj/item/nutrient,/obj/item/weapon/minihoe)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe
+	name = "wizard robe"
+	desc = "A magnificant, gem-lined robe that seems to radiate power."
+	icon_state = "wizard"
+	item_state = "wizrobe"
+	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.01 // IT'S MAGICAL OKAY JEEZ +1 TO NOT DIE
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.01
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|ARMS
+	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/teleportation_scroll)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe/red
+	name = "red wizard robe"
+	desc = "A magnificant, red, gem-lined robe that seems to radiate power."
+	icon_state = "redwizard"
+	item_state = "redwizrobe"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe/fake
+	name = "wizard robe"
+	desc = "A rather dull, blue robe one could probably find in Space-Walmart."
+	icon_state = "wizard-fake"
+	item_state = "wizrobe"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/hazardvest
+	name = "hazard vest"
+	desc = "A vest designed to make one more noticable. It's not very good at it though"
+	icon_state = "hazard"
+	item_state = "hazard"
+
+// ARMOR
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor
+	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy,/obj/item/weapon/baton,/obj/item/weapon/handcuffs)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/vest
+	name = "armor"
+	desc = "An armored vest that protects against some damage."
+	icon_state = "armor"
+	item_state = "armor"
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | ONESIZEFITSALL
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/hos
+	name = "armored coat"
+	desc = "A greatcoat enchanced with a special alloy for some protection and style."
+	icon_state = "hos"
+	item_state = "hos"
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|ARMS
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | ONESIZEFITSALL
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/a_i_a_ptank
+	desc = "A wearable bomb with a health analyzer attached"
+	name = "Analyzer/Igniter/Armor/Plasmatank Assembly"
+	icon_state = "bomb"
+	item_state = "bombvest"
+	var/obj/item/device/healthanalyzer/part1 = null
+	var/obj/item/device/igniter/part2 = null
+	var/obj/item/weapon/tank/plasma/part4 = null
+	var/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/vest/part3 = null
+	var/status = 0
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT | ONESIZEFITSALL
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/captain
+	name = "Captain's armor"
+	desc = "Wearing this armor exemplifies who is in charge. You are in charge."
+	icon_state = "caparmor"
+	item_state = "caparmor"
+	w_class = 4//bulky item
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
+	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy,/obj/item/weapon/baton,/obj/item/weapon/handcuffs,/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/centcomm
+	name = "Cent. Com. armor"
+	desc = "A suit that protects against some damage."
+	icon_state = "centcom"
+	item_state = "centcom"
+	w_class = 4//bulky item
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
+	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy,/obj/item/weapon/baton,/obj/item/weapon/handcuffs,/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/heavy
+	name = "heavy armor"
+	desc = "A heavily armored suit that protects against moderate damage."
+	icon_state = "heavy"
+	item_state = "swat_suit"
+	w_class = 4//bulky item
+	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.90
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
+	slowdown = 3
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/tdome
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/tdome/red
+	name = "Thunderdome suit (red)"
+	icon_state = "tdred"
+	item_state = "tdred"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/tdome/green
+	name = "Thunderdome suit (green)"
+	icon_state = "tdgreen"
+	item_state = "tdgreen"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/swat
+	name = "swat suit"
+	desc = "A heavily armored suit that protects against moderate damage. Used in special operations."
+	icon_state = "heavy"
+	item_state = "heavy"
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
+	slowdown = 1.5
+	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/gun,/obj/item/weapon/ammo,/obj/item/weapon/baton,/obj/item/weapon/handcuffs,/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
+
+// FIRE SUITS
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/fire
+	name = "firesuit"
+	desc = "A suit that protects against fire and heat."
+	icon_state = "fire"
+	item_state = "fire_suit"
+	//w_class = 4//bulky item
+	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.90
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
+	slowdown = 1.3
+
+	protective_temperature = 4500
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
+	allowed = list(/obj/item/device/flashlight,/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/fire/firefighter
+	icon_state = "firesuit"
+	item_state = "firefighter"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/fire/heavy
+	name = "firesuit"
+	desc = "A suit that protects against extreme fire and heat."
+	icon_state = "thermal"
+	item_state = "ro_suit"
+	//w_class = 4//bulky item
+	protective_temperature = 10000
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
+	slowdown = 1.7
+
+// SPACE SUITS
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/space
+	name = "space suit"
+	desc = "A suit that protects against low pressure environments."
+	icon_state = "space"
+	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.01
+	item_state = "s_suit"
+	w_class = 4//bulky item
+	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.02
+	protective_temperature = 1000
+	heat_transfer_coefficient = 0.02
+	allowed = list(/obj/item/device/flashlight,/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
+	slowdown = 3
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/rig
+	name = "rig suit"
+	desc = "A special suit that protects against hazardous, low pressure environments."
+	icon_state = "rig"
+	item_state = "rig_suit"
+	slowdown = 2
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/syndicate
+	name = "red space suit"
+	icon_state = "syndicate"
+	item_state = "space_suit_syndicate"
+	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/gun,/obj/item/weapon/ammo,/obj/item/weapon/baton,/obj/item/weapon/handcuffs,/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
+	slowdown = 1
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/space_ninja
+	name = "ninja suit"
+	desc = "A unique, vaccum-proof suit of nano-enhanced armor designed specifically for Spider-Clan assassins."
+	icon_state = "s-ninja"
+	item_state = "s-ninja_suit"
+	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/gun,/obj/item/weapon/ammo,/obj/item/weapon/baton,/obj/item/weapon/handcuffs,/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
+	slowdown = -1
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/pirate
+	name = "pirate coat"
+	desc = "Yarr."
+	icon_state = "pirate"
+	item_state = "pirate"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/suspenders
+	name = "suspenders"
+	desc = "They suspend the illusion of the mime's play." //Meh -- Urist
+	icon = 'belts.dmi'
+	icon_state = "suspenders"
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diff --git a/code/game/jobs/jobprocs.dm b/code/game/jobs/jobprocs.dm
index ce79b1b39be..04136379df0 100644
--- a/code/game/jobs/jobprocs.dm
+++ b/code/game/jobs/jobprocs.dm
@@ -343,13 +343,13 @@
 
 		if ("Mime")
 			src.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack(src), slot_back)
-			src.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/device/pda/mime(src), slot_r_store)
+			src.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/device/pda/mime(src), slot_belt)
 			src.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/under/mime(src), slot_w_uniform)
 			src.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/black(src), slot_shoes)
 			src.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/latex(src), slot_gloves)
 			src.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/mask/mime(src), slot_wear_mask)
 			src.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/head/beret(src), slot_head)
-			src.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/belt/suspenders(src), slot_belt)
+			src.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/suit/suspenders(src), slot_wear_suit)
 			src.verbs += /client/proc/mimespeak
 			src.verbs += /client/proc/mimewall
 			src.mind.special_verbs += /client/proc/mimespeak
@@ -657,11 +657,13 @@
 		pda.owner = src.real_name
 		pda.ownjob = src.wear_id.assignment
 		pda.name = "PDA-[src.real_name] ([pda.ownjob])"
+/*
 	if (istype(src.r_store, /obj/item/device/pda))  //damned mime PDAs not starting in belt slot
 		var/obj/item/device/pda/pda = src.r_store
 		pda.owner = src.real_name
 		pda.ownjob = src.wear_id.assignment
 		pda.name = "PDA-[src.real_name] ([pda.ownjob])"
+*/
 
 /client/proc/mimewall()
 	set category = "Mime"
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index cd751f80eac..833c964582b 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -254,7 +254,15 @@
 #include "code\defines\obj\vending.dm"
 #include "code\defines\obj\weapon.dm"
 #include "code\defines\obj\window.dm"
+#include "code\defines\obj\clothing\ears.dm"
 #include "code\defines\obj\clothing\gimmick.dm"
+#include "code\defines\obj\clothing\glasses.dm"
+#include "code\defines\obj\clothing\gloves.dm"
+#include "code\defines\obj\clothing\head.dm"
+#include "code\defines\obj\clothing\jumpsuit.dm"
+#include "code\defines\obj\clothing\mask.dm"
+#include "code\defines\obj\clothing\shoes.dm"
+#include "code\defines\obj\clothing\suit.dm"
 #include "code\defines\obj\spawner\bomb.dm"
 #include "code\defines\procs\AStar.dm"
 #include "code\defines\procs\captain_announce.dm"