Allowing people to photocopy their bums

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ZomgPonies
2013-10-27 22:57:51 -04:00
parent f28a5ef516
commit 7221ca3a53
5 changed files with 120 additions and 3 deletions
@@ -733,3 +733,28 @@ It can still be worn/put on as normal.
if(source.machine == target)
target.show_inv(source)
del(src)
/mob/proc/get_item_by_slot(slot_id)
switch(slot_id)
if(slot_l_hand)
return l_hand
if(slot_r_hand)
return r_hand
return null
/mob/living/carbon/human/get_item_by_slot(slot_id)
switch(slot_id)
if(slot_back)
return back
if(slot_wear_mask)
return wear_mask
if(slot_handcuffed)
return handcuffed
if(slot_legcuffed)
return legcuffed
if(slot_l_hand)
return l_hand
if(slot_r_hand)
return r_hand
return null
+95 -3
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@@ -13,6 +13,8 @@
var/copies = 1 //how many copies to print!
var/toner = 30 //how much toner is left! woooooo~
var/maxcopies = 10 //how many copies can be copied at once- idea shamelessly stolen from bs12's copier!
var/mob/living/ass = null
attack_ai(mob/user as mob)
return attack_hand(user)
@@ -24,7 +26,7 @@
user.set_machine(src)
var/dat = "Photocopier<BR><BR>"
if(copy || photocopy)
if(copy || photocopy || (ass && (ass.loc == src.loc)))
dat += "<a href='byond://?src=\ref[src];remove=1'>Remove Paper</a><BR>"
if(toner)
dat += "<a href='byond://?src=\ref[src];copy=1'>Copy</a><BR>"
@@ -85,6 +87,36 @@
else
break
updateUsrDialog()
else if(ass) //ASS COPY. By Miauw
for(var/i = 0, i < copies, i++)
var/icon/temp_img
if(ishuman(ass) && (ass.get_item_by_slot(slot_w_uniform) || ass.get_item_by_slot(slot_wear_suit)))
usr << "<span class='notice'>You feel kind of silly copying [ass == usr ? "your" : ass][ass == usr ? "" : "\'s"] ass with [ass == usr ? "your" : "their"] clothes on.</span>"
else if(toner >= 5 && check_ass()) //You have to be sitting on the copier and either be a xeno or a human without clothes on.
if(isalien(ass) || istype(ass,/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/alien)) //Xenos have their own asses, thanks to Pybro.
temp_img = icon("icons/ass/assalien.png")
else if(ishuman(ass)) //Suit checks are in check_ass
if(ass.gender == MALE)
temp_img = icon("icons/ass/assmale.png")
else if(ass.gender == FEMALE)
temp_img = icon("icons/ass/assfemale.png")
else //In case anyone ever makes the generic ass. For now I'll be using male asses.
temp_img = icon("icons/ass/assmale.png")
else
break
var/obj/item/weapon/photo/p = new /obj/item/weapon/photo (loc)
p.desc = "You see [ass]'s ass on the photo."
p.pixel_x = rand(-10, 10)
p.pixel_y = rand(-10, 10)
p.img = temp_img
var/icon/small_img = icon(temp_img) //Icon() is needed or else temp_img will be rescaled too >.>
var/icon/ic = icon('icons/obj/items.dmi',"photo")
small_img.Scale(8, 8)
ic.Blend(small_img,ICON_OVERLAY, 10, 13)
p.icon = ic
toner -= 5
sleep(15)
updateUsrDialog()
else if(href_list["remove"])
if(copy)
copy.loc = usr.loc
@@ -98,6 +130,8 @@
usr << "<span class='notice'>You take the photo out of \the [src].</span>"
photocopy = null
updateUsrDialog()
else if(check_ass())
ass << "<span class='notice'>You feel a slight pressure on your ass.</span>"
else if(href_list["min"])
if(copies > 1)
copies--
@@ -119,7 +153,7 @@
else
user << "<span class='notice'>There is already something in \the [src].</span>"
else if(istype(O, /obj/item/weapon/photo))
if(!copy && !photocopy)
if(copier_empty())
user.drop_item()
photocopy = O
O.loc = src
@@ -129,7 +163,7 @@
else
user << "<span class='notice'>There is already something in \the [src].</span>"
else if(istype(O, /obj/item/device/toner))
if(toner == 0)
if(toner <= 0)
user.drop_item()
del(O)
toner = 30
@@ -141,6 +175,20 @@
playsound(loc, 'sound/items/Ratchet.ogg', 50, 1)
anchored = !anchored
user << "<span class='notice'>You [anchored ? "wrench" : "unwrench"] \the [src].</span>"
else if(istype(O, /obj/item/weapon/grab)) //For ass-copying.
var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G = O
if(ismob(G.affecting) && G.affecting != ass)
var/mob/GM = G.affecting
visible_message("<span class='warning'>[usr] drags [GM.name] onto the photocopier!</span>")
GM.loc = get_turf(src)
ass = GM
if(photocopy)
photocopy.loc = src.loc
photocopy = null
else if(copy)
copy.loc = src.loc
copy = null
updateUsrDialog()
return
ex_act(severity)
@@ -170,6 +218,50 @@
toner = 0
return
/obj/machinery/photocopier/MouseDrop_T(mob/target, mob/user)
check_ass() //Just to make sure that you can re-drag somebody onto it after they moved off.
if (!istype(target) || target.buckled || get_dist(user, src) > 1 || get_dist(user, target) > 1 || user.stat || istype(user, /mob/living/silicon/ai) || target == ass)
return
src.add_fingerprint(user)
if(target == user && !user.stat && !user.weakened && !user.stunned && !user.paralysis)
visible_message("<span class='warning'>[usr] jumps onto the photocopier!</span>")
else if(target != user && !user.restrained() && !user.stat && !user.weakened && !user.stunned && !user.paralysis)
if(target.anchored) return
if(!ishuman(user) && !ismonkey(user)) return
visible_message("<span class='warning'>[usr] drags [target.name] onto the photocopier!</span>")
target.loc = get_turf(src)
ass = target
if(photocopy)
photocopy.loc = src.loc
visible_message("<span class='notice'>[photocopy] is shoved out of the way by [ass]!</span>")
photocopy = null
else if(copy)
copy.loc = src.loc
visible_message("<span class='notice'>[copy] is shoved out of the way by [ass]!</span>")
copy = null
updateUsrDialog()
/obj/machinery/photocopier/proc/check_ass() //I'm not sure wether I made this proc because it's good form or because of the name.
if(!ass)
return 0
if(ass.loc != src.loc)
ass = null
updateUsrDialog()
return 0
else if(istype(ass,/mob/living/carbon/human))
if(!ass.get_item_by_slot(slot_w_uniform) && !ass.get_item_by_slot(slot_wear_suit))
return 1
else
return 0
else
return 1
/obj/machinery/photocopier/proc/copier_empty()
if(copy || photocopy || check_ass())
return 0
else
return 1
/obj/item/device/toner
name = "toner cartridge"
icon_state = "tonercartridge"