diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
index 386ad4598a8..5f5e340352e 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
@@ -1126,6 +1126,33 @@ datum
 						if(prob(50))
 							for(var/j = 1, j <= rand(1, 3), j++)
 								step(B, pick(NORTH,SOUTH,EAST,WEST))
+		slimedrinks
+			name = "Slime Drinks"
+			id = "m_tele3"
+			result = null
+			required_reagents = list("water" = 5)
+			result_amount = 1
+			required_container = /obj/item/slime_extract/silver
+			required_other = 1
+			on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder)
+
+				var/list/borks = typesof(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks) - /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks
+				// BORK BORK BORK
+
+				playsound(get_turf_loc(holder.my_atom), 'sound/effects/phasein.ogg', 100, 1)
+
+				for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/M in viewers(get_turf_loc(holder.my_atom), null))
+					if(M:eyecheck() <= 0)
+						flick("e_flash", M.flash)
+
+				for(var/i = 1, i <= 4 + rand(1,2), i++)
+					var/chosen = pick(borks)
+					var/obj/B = new chosen
+					if(B)
+						B.loc = get_turf_loc(holder.my_atom)
+						if(prob(50))
+							for(var/j = 1, j <= rand(1, 3), j++)
+								step(B, pick(NORTH,SOUTH,EAST,WEST))
 
 
 //Blue