diff --git a/code/game/atoms.dm b/code/game/atoms.dm
index f8b9af86ea4..b7147a80ab8 100644
--- a/code/game/atoms.dm
+++ b/code/game/atoms.dm
@@ -519,7 +519,7 @@
 /atom/proc/unemag()
 	return
 
-/atom/proc/cmag_act()
+/atom/proc/cmag_act(mob/user)
 	return
 
 /atom/proc/uncmag()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/megaphone.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/megaphone.dm
index e6eed89274e..d4b7fe1f700 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/megaphone.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/megaphone.dm
@@ -7,12 +7,30 @@
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
 	flags = CONDUCT
 
-	var/spamcheck = FALSE
-	var/insults = 0
-	var/span = ""
+	/// How long to wait when using it as normal
+	var/normal_cooldown = 2 SECONDS
+	/// How long to wait between insults
+	var/modified_cooldown = 20 SECONDS
+	/// If it's on cooldown.
+	var/on_cooldown = FALSE
+	/// Span to use by default for the message.
+	var/span = "reallybig"
+	/// List of insults to be sent when the megaphone is cmagged.
 	var/list/insultmsg = list("FUCK EVERYONE!", "I'M A TATER!", "ALL SECURITY TO SHOOT ME ON SIGHT!", "I HAVE A BOMB!", "CAPTAIN IS A COMDOM!", "FOR THE SYNDICATE!")
 
-/obj/item/megaphone/attack_self(mob/living/user as mob)
+/obj/item/megaphone/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is uttering [user.p_their()] last words into [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
+	on_cooldown = FALSE
+	user.emote("scream")
+	say_msg(user, "AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH")
+	return OXYLOSS
+
+/obj/item/megaphone/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CMAGGED))
+		. += "<span class='warning'>Yellow ooze seems to be seeping from the speaker...</span>"
+
+/obj/item/megaphone/attack_self(mob/living/user)
 	if(check_mute(user.ckey, MUTE_IC))
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You cannot speak in IC (muted).</span>")
 		return
@@ -34,8 +52,8 @@
 			return
 		if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_COMIC_SANS))
 			span = "sans"
-	if(spamcheck)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [src] needs to recharge!</span>")
+	if(on_cooldown)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] needs to recharge!</span>")
 		return
 
 	var/message = input(user, "Shout a message:", "Megaphone") as text|null
@@ -49,33 +67,43 @@
 	user.handle_speech_problems(message_pieces)
 	message = multilingual_to_message(message_pieces)
 	if((loc == user && !user.incapacitated()))
-		if(emagged)
-			if(insults)
-				saymsg(user, pick(insultmsg))
-				insults--
-			else
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>*BZZZZzzzzzt*</span>")
-		else
-			if(span)
-				message = "<span class='[span]'>[message]</span>"
-			saymsg(user, message)
+		if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CMAGGED))
+			message = pick(insultmsg)
+		say_msg(user, message)
 
-		spamcheck = TRUE
-		spawn(20)
-			spamcheck = FALSE
+		on_cooldown = TRUE
+		addtimer(VARSET_CALLBACK(src, on_cooldown, FALSE), (HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CMAGGED) || emagged) ? modified_cooldown : normal_cooldown)
 
-/obj/item/megaphone/proc/saymsg(mob/living/user as mob, message)
-	audible_message("<span class='game say'><span class='name'>[user.GetVoice()]</span> [user.GetAltName()] broadcasts, <span class='reallybig'>\"[message]\"</span></span>", hearing_distance = 14)
+/obj/item/megaphone/proc/say_msg(mob/living/user, message)
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CMAGGED))
+		playsound(src, "sound/items/bikehorn.ogg", 50, TRUE)
+	else
+		playsound(src, "sound/items/megaphone.ogg", 100, FALSE, 5)
+
+	audible_message("<span class='game say'><span class='name'>[user.GetVoice()]</span> [user.GetAltName()] broadcasts, <span class='[span]'>\"[message]\"</span></span>", hearing_distance = 14)
 	log_say(message, user)
 	for(var/obj/O in oview(14, get_turf(src)))
-		O.hear_talk(user, message_to_multilingual("<span class='reallybig'>[message]</span>"))
+		O.hear_talk(user, message_to_multilingual("<span class='[span]'>[message]</span>"))
 
 	for(var/mob/M in get_mobs_in_view(7, src))
 		if((M.client?.prefs.toggles2 & PREFTOGGLE_2_RUNECHAT) && M.can_hear())
 			M.create_chat_message(user, message, FALSE, "big")
 
-/obj/item/megaphone/emag_act(user as mob)
-	if(!emagged)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You overload \the [src]'s voice synthesizer.</span>")
-		emagged = TRUE
-		insults = rand(1, 3)//to prevent dickflooding
+/obj/item/megaphone/cmag_act(mob/user)
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CMAGGED))
+		return
+	if(user)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You drip some yellow ooze into [src]'s voice synthesizer, gunking it up.</span>")
+	playsound(src, "sparks", 75, TRUE, SHORT_RANGE_SOUND_EXTRARANGE)
+	ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CMAGGED, CLOWN_EMAG)
+
+/obj/item/megaphone/emag_act(mob/user)
+	if(emagged)
+		return
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_CMAGGED))  // one at a time
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You go to short out [src], but it's covered in yellow ooze! You don't want to gunk up your emag!</span>")
+		return
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>You short out [src]'s dampener circuits.</span>")
+	emagged = TRUE
+	span = "reallybig userdanger"  // really obvious, but also really loud
+
diff --git a/sound/items/megaphone.ogg b/sound/items/megaphone.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..31d7a8d1ad9
Binary files /dev/null and b/sound/items/megaphone.ogg differ