diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm
index 5a0132f6bd8..a44b3d20450 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm
@@ -104,7 +104,7 @@
 	icon_state = "green slime extract"
 
 /obj/item/organ/brain/golem
-	name = "chem"
+	name = "Runic mind"
 	desc = "A tightly furled roll of paper, covered with indecipherable runes."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
 	icon_state = "scroll"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/skeleton.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/skeleton.dm
index 7c813b4b1be..713a83d1180 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/skeleton.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/skeleton.dm
@@ -31,8 +31,31 @@
 	heat_level_2 = 999999999
 	heat_level_3 = 999999999
 	heat_level_3_breathe = 999999999
-	
+
 	suicide_messages = list(
 		"is snapping their own bones!",
 		"is collapsing into a pile!",
-		"is twisting their skull off!")
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+		"is twisting their skull off!")
+	has_organ = list(
+		"brain" = /obj/item/organ/brain/golem,
+	)
+
+/datum/species/skeleton/handle_reagents(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H, var/datum/reagent/R)
+	// Crazylemon is still silly
+	if(R.id == "milk")
+		H.heal_overall_damage(4,4)
+		if(prob(5)) // 5% chance per proc to find a random limb, and mend it
+			var/list/our_organs = H.organs.Copy()
+			shuffle(our_organs)
+			for(var/obj/item/organ/external/L in our_organs)
+				if(istype(L))
+					if(L.brute_dam < L.min_broken_damage)
+						L.status &= ~ORGAN_BROKEN
+						L.status &= ~ORGAN_SPLINTED
+						L.perma_injury = 0
+					break // We're only checking one limb here, bucko
+		if(prob(3))
+			H.say(pick("Thanks Mr Skeltal", "Thank for strong bones", "Doot doot!"))
+		return 1
+
+	return ..()
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diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm
index cfb04c5427d..e84e7f209e8 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/species.dm
@@ -613,4 +613,11 @@ It'll return null if the organ doesn't correspond, so include null checks when u
 /datum/species/proc/return_organ(var/organ_slot)
 	if(!(organ_slot in has_organ))
 		return null
-	return has_organ[organ_slot]
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+	return has_organ[organ_slot]
+
+// Do species-specific reagent handling here
+// Return 1 if it should do normal processing too
+// Return 0 if it shouldn't deplete and do its normal effect
+// Other return values will cause weird badness
+/datum/species/proc/handle_reagents(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H, var/datum/reagent/R)
+	return 1
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diff --git a/code/modules/organs/organ_external.dm b/code/modules/organs/organ_external.dm
index f6c08a20d84..f80e1975b76 100644
--- a/code/modules/organs/organ_external.dm
+++ b/code/modules/organs/organ_external.dm
@@ -566,7 +566,11 @@ Note that amputating the affected organ does in fact remove the infection from t
 
 		if(!(status & ORGAN_ROBOT) && W.bleeding())
 			W.bleed_timer--
-			status |= ORGAN_BLEEDING
+			if(H && (H.species.flags & NO_BLOOD)) // Bloodless organic races are finicky
+				W.clamped = 1
+				W.bleed_timer = 0
+			else
+				status |= ORGAN_BLEEDING
 
 		clamped |= W.clamped
 
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/newchem_procs.dm b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/newchem_procs.dm
index 92aa05c0280..40a4905e0ef 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/newchem/newchem_procs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/newchem/newchem_procs.dm
@@ -32,9 +32,14 @@ datum/reagents/proc/metabolize(var/mob/M)
 				//Species with PROCESS_DUO are only affected by reagents that affect both organics and synthetics, like acid and hellwater
 				if((R.process_flags & ORGANIC) && (R.process_flags & SYNTHETIC) && (H.species.reagent_tag & PROCESS_DUO))
 					can_process = 1
+
+			//If handle_reagents returns 0, it's doing the reagent removal on its own
+			var/species_handled = !(H.species.handle_reagents(H, R))
+			can_process = can_process && !species_handled
 			//If the mob can't process it, remove the reagent at it's normal rate without doing any addictions, overdoses, or on_mob_life() for the reagent
 			if(can_process == 0)
-				R.holder.remove_reagent(R.id, R.metabolization_rate)
+				if(!species_handled)
+					R.holder.remove_reagent(R.id, R.metabolization_rate)
 				continue
 		//We'll assume that non-human mobs lack the ability to process synthetic-oriented reagents (adjust this if we need to change that assumption)
 		else