diff --git a/code/game/atoms.dm b/code/game/atoms.dm
index 3248e2fcabd..110d998be2b 100644
--- a/code/game/atoms.dm
+++ b/code/game/atoms.dm
@@ -88,8 +88,6 @@ var/global/list/ghdel_profiling = list()
 */
 
 
-/atom/proc/meteorhit(obj/meteor as obj)
-	return
 
 /atom/proc/allow_drop()
 	return 1
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/events/clang.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/events/clang.dm
index 6ba085f98e5..95a4e8a84df 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/events/clang.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/events/clang.dm
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ In my current plan for it, 'solid' will be defined as anything with density == 1
 
 		else if (istype(clong, /mob))
 			if(clong.density || prob(10))
-				clong.meteorhit(src)
+				clong.ex_act(3)
 		else
 			del(src)
 
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/events/dust.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/events/dust.dm
index ff424a51134..453d584469f 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/events/dust.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/events/dust.dm
@@ -99,7 +99,7 @@ The "dust" will damage the hull of the station causin minor hull breaches.
 				playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 40, 1)
 
 				if(ismob(A))
-					A.meteorhit(src)//This should work for now I guess
+					A.ex_act(3)//This should work for now I guess
 				else if(!istype(A,/obj/machinery/power/emitter) && !istype(A,/obj/machinery/field_generator)) //Protect the singularity from getting released every round!
 					A.ex_act(strength) //Changing emitter/field gen ex_act would make it immune to bombs and C4
 
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteor.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteor.dm
index 2f3b19f0dcc..95f5dc8b7ff 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteor.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteor.dm
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@
 		var/waitduration = rand(3000,9000)
 		while(waveduration - world.time > 0)
 			sleep(20)
-			spawn() spawn_meteors(6)
+			spawn() spawn_meteors(6, meteors_normal)
 		sleep(waitduration)
 		nometeors = 0
 
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteors.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteors.dm
index c0e48f5b7ba..5ae702e6494 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteors.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/meteor/meteors.dm
@@ -1,149 +1,254 @@
-/*/proc/meteor_wave(var/number = meteors_in_wave)
-	if(!ticker || wavesecret)
-		return
+//Meteors probability of spawning during a given wave
+/var/list/meteors_normal = list(/obj/effect/meteor/dust=3, /obj/effect/meteor/medium=8, /obj/effect/meteor/big=3, \
+						  /obj/effect/meteor/flaming=1, /obj/effect/meteor/irradiated=3) //for normal meteor event
 
-	wavesecret = 1
-	for(var/i = 0 to number)
-		spawn(rand(10,100))
-			spawn_meteor()
-	spawn(meteor_wave_delay)
-		wavesecret = 0
-*/
-/proc/spawn_meteors(var/number)
+/var/list/meteors_threatening = list(/obj/effect/meteor/medium=4, /obj/effect/meteor/big=8, \
+						  /obj/effect/meteor/flaming=3, /obj/effect/meteor/irradiated=3) //for threatening meteor event
+
+/var/list/meteors_catastrophic = list(/obj/effect/meteor/medium=5, /obj/effect/meteor/big=75, \
+						  /obj/effect/meteor/flaming=10, /obj/effect/meteor/irradiated=10, /obj/effect/meteor/tunguska = 1) //for catastrophic meteor event
+
+/var/list/meteors_dust = list(/obj/effect/meteor/dust) //for space dust event
+
+
+///////////////////////////////
+//Meteor spawning global procs
+///////////////////////////////
+/proc/spawn_meteors(var/number = 10, var/list/meteortypes)
 	for(var/i = 0; i < number; i++)
-		spawn(0)
-			spawn_meteor()
+		spawn_meteor(meteortypes)
 
-/proc/spawn_meteor()
-
-	var/startx
-	var/starty
-	var/endx
-	var/endy
+/proc/spawn_meteor(var/list/meteortypes)
 	var/turf/pickedstart
 	var/turf/pickedgoal
 	var/max_i = 10//number of tries to spawn meteor.
-
-
-	do
-		switch(pick(1,2,3,4))
-			if(1) //NORTH
-				starty = world.maxy-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
-				startx = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1), world.maxx-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
-				endy = TRANSITIONEDGE
-				endx = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE, world.maxx-TRANSITIONEDGE)
-			if(2) //EAST
-				starty = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1),world.maxy-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
-				startx = world.maxx-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
-				endy = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE, world.maxy-TRANSITIONEDGE)
-				endx = TRANSITIONEDGE
-			if(3) //SOUTH
-				starty = (TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
-				startx = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1), world.maxx-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
-				endy = world.maxy-TRANSITIONEDGE
-				endx = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE, world.maxx-TRANSITIONEDGE)
-			if(4) //WEST
-				starty = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1), world.maxy-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
-				startx = (TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
-				endy = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE,world.maxy-TRANSITIONEDGE)
-				endx = world.maxx-TRANSITIONEDGE
-
-		pickedstart = locate(startx, starty, 1)
-		pickedgoal = locate(endx, endy, 1)
+	while (!istype(pickedstart, /turf/space))
+		var/startSide = pick(cardinal)
+		pickedstart = spaceDebrisStartLoc(startSide, 1)
+		pickedgoal = spaceDebrisFinishLoc(startSide, 1)
 		max_i--
-		if(max_i<=0) return
-
-	while (!istype(pickedstart, /turf/space) || pickedstart.loc.name != "Space" ) //FUUUCK, should never happen.
-
-
-	var/obj/effect/meteor/M
-	switch(rand(1, 100))
-
-		if(1 to 10)
-			M = new /obj/effect/meteor/big( pickedstart )
-		if(11 to 75)
-			M = new /obj/effect/meteor( pickedstart )
-		if(76 to 100)
-			M = new /obj/effect/meteor/small( pickedstart )
-
+		if(max_i<=0)
+			return
+	var/Me = pickweight(meteortypes)
+	var/obj/effect/meteor/M = new Me(pickedstart)
 	M.dest = pickedgoal
+	M.z_original = 1
 	spawn(0)
 		walk_towards(M, M.dest, 1)
-
 	return
 
+/proc/spaceDebrisStartLoc(startSide, Z)
+	var/starty
+	var/startx
+	switch(startSide)
+		if(NORTH)
+			starty = world.maxy-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
+			startx = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1), world.maxx-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
+		if(EAST)
+			starty = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1),world.maxy-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
+			startx = world.maxx-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
+		if(SOUTH)
+			starty = (TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
+			startx = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1), world.maxx-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
+		if(WEST)
+			starty = rand((TRANSITIONEDGE+1), world.maxy-(TRANSITIONEDGE+1))
+			startx = (TRANSITIONEDGE+1)
+	var/turf/T = locate(startx, starty, Z)
+	return T
+
+/proc/spaceDebrisFinishLoc(startSide, Z)
+	var/endy
+	var/endx
+	switch(startSide)
+		if(NORTH)
+			endy = TRANSITIONEDGE
+			endx = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE, world.maxx-TRANSITIONEDGE)
+		if(EAST)
+			endy = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE, world.maxy-TRANSITIONEDGE)
+			endx = TRANSITIONEDGE
+		if(SOUTH)
+			endy = world.maxy-TRANSITIONEDGE
+			endx = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE, world.maxx-TRANSITIONEDGE)
+		if(WEST)
+			endy = rand(TRANSITIONEDGE,world.maxy-TRANSITIONEDGE)
+			endx = world.maxx-TRANSITIONEDGE
+	var/turf/T = locate(endx, endy, Z)
+	return T
+
+///////////////////////
+//The meteor effect
+//////////////////////
+
 /obj/effect/meteor
-	name = "meteor"
+	name = "the concept of meteor"
+	desc = "You should probably run instead of gawking at this."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/meteor.dmi'
-	icon_state = "flaming"
+	icon_state = "small"
 	density = 1
-	anchored = 1.0
-	var/hits = 1
+	anchored = 1
+	var/hits = 4
+	var/hitpwr = 2 //Level of ex_act to be called on hit.
 	var/dest
 	pass_flags = PASSTABLE
+	var/heavy = 0
+	var/meteorsound = 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg'
+	var/z_original = 1
 
-/obj/effect/meteor/small
-	name = "small meteor"
-	icon_state = "smallf"
-	pass_flags = PASSTABLE | PASSGRILLE
+	var/meteordrop = /obj/item/weapon/ore/iron
+	var/dropamt = 2
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/Move()
+	if(z != z_original || loc == dest)
+		qdel(src)
+		return
+
+	. = ..() //process movement...
+
+	if(.)//.. if did move, ram the turf we get in
+		var/turf/T = get_turf(loc)
+		ram_turf(T)
+
+		if(prob(10) && !istype(T, /turf/space))//randomly takes a 'hit' from ramming
+			get_hit()
+
+	return .
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/Destroy()
+	walk(src,0) //this cancels the walk_towards() proc
+	..()
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/New()
+	..()
+	SpinAnimation()
 
 /obj/effect/meteor/Bump(atom/A)
-	spawn(0)
+	if(A)
+		ram_turf(get_turf(A))
+		playsound(src.loc, meteorsound, 40, 1)
+		get_hit()
 
-		if (A)
-			A.meteorhit(src)
-			playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 40, 1)
-		if (--src.hits <= 0)
+/obj/effect/meteor/proc/ram_turf(var/turf/T)
+	//first bust whatever is in the turf
+	for(var/atom/A in T)
+		if(A != src)
+			A.ex_act(hitpwr)
 
-			//Prevent meteors from blowing up the singularity's containment.
-			//Changing emitter and generator ex_act would result in them being bomb and C4 proof.
-			if(!istype(A,/obj/machinery/power/emitter) && \
-				!istype(A,/obj/machinery/field_generator) && \
-				prob(15))
-				explosion(src.loc, 4, 5, 6, 7, 0)
-			del(src)
-	return
+	//then, ram the turf if it still exists
+	if(T)
+		T.ex_act(hitpwr)
 
-
-/obj/effect/meteor/ex_act(severity)
-
-	if (severity < 4)
+//process getting 'hit' by colliding with a dense object
+//or randomly when ramming turfs
+/obj/effect/meteor/proc/get_hit()
+	hits--
+	if(hits <= 0)
+		make_debris()
+		meteor_effect(heavy)
 		qdel(src)
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/ex_act()
 	return
 
-/obj/effect/meteor/big
-	name = "big meteor"
-	hits = 5
-
-	ex_act(severity)
-		return
-
-	Bump(atom/A)
-		spawn(0)
-			//Prevent meteors from blowing up the singularity's containment.
-			//Changing emitter and generator ex_act would result in them being bomb and C4 proof
-			if(!istype(A,/obj/machinery/power/emitter) && \
-				!istype(A,/obj/machinery/field_generator))
-				if(--src.hits <= 0)
-					del(src) //Dont blow up singularity containment if we get stuck there.
-
-			if (A)
-				for(var/mob/M in player_list)
-					var/turf/T = get_turf(M)
-					if(!T || T.z != src.z)
-						continue
-					shake_camera(M, 3, get_dist(M.loc, src.loc) > 20 ? 1 : 3)
-					M.playsound_local(src.loc, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 50, 1, get_rand_frequency(), 10)
-				explosion(src.loc, 0, 1, 2, 3, 0)
-
-			if (--src.hits <= 0)
-				if(prob(15) && !istype(A, /obj/structure/grille))
-					explosion(src.loc, 1, 2, 3, 4, 0)
-				del(src)
-		return
-
 /obj/effect/meteor/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob, params)
 	if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/pickaxe))
-		del(src)
+		qdel(src)
 		return
-	..()
\ No newline at end of file
+	..()
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/proc/make_debris()
+	for(var/throws = dropamt, throws > 0, throws--)
+		var/obj/item/O = new meteordrop(get_turf(src))
+		O.throw_at(dest, 5, 10)
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/proc/meteor_effect(var/sound=1)
+	if(sound)
+		for(var/mob/M in player_list)
+			var/turf/T = get_turf(M)
+			if(!T || T.z != src.z)
+				continue
+			var/dist = get_dist(M.loc, src.loc)
+			shake_camera(M, dist > 20 ? 3 : 5, dist > 20 ? 1 : 3)
+			M.playsound_local(src.loc, meteorsound, 50, 1, get_rand_frequency(), 10)
+
+///////////////////////
+//Meteor types
+///////////////////////
+
+//Dust
+/obj/effect/meteor/dust
+	name = "space dust"
+	icon_state = "dust"
+	pass_flags = PASSTABLE | PASSGRILLE
+	hits = 1
+	hitpwr = 3
+	meteorsound = 'sound/weapons/tap.ogg'
+	meteordrop = /obj/item/weapon/ore/glass
+
+//Medium-sized
+/obj/effect/meteor/medium
+	name = "meteor"
+	dropamt = 3
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/medium/meteor_effect()
+	..(heavy)
+	explosion(src.loc, 0, 1, 2, 3, 0)
+
+//Large-sized
+/obj/effect/meteor/big
+	name = "big meteor"
+	icon_state = "large"
+	hits = 6
+	heavy = 1
+	dropamt = 4
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/big/meteor_effect()
+	..(heavy)
+	explosion(src.loc, 1, 2, 3, 4, 0)
+
+//Flaming meteor
+/obj/effect/meteor/flaming
+	name = "flaming meteor"
+	icon_state = "flaming"
+	hits = 5
+	heavy = 1
+	meteorsound = 'sound/effects/bamf.ogg'
+	meteordrop = /obj/item/weapon/ore/plasma
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/flaming/meteor_effect()
+	..(heavy)
+	explosion(src.loc, 1, 2, 3, 4, 0, 0, 5)
+
+//Radiation meteor
+/obj/effect/meteor/irradiated
+	name = "glowing meteor"
+	icon_state = "glowing"
+	heavy = 1
+	meteordrop = /obj/item/weapon/ore/uranium
+
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/irradiated/meteor_effect()
+	..(heavy)
+	explosion(src.loc, 0, 0, 4, 3, 0)
+	new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/greenglow(get_turf(src))
+	for(var/mob/living/L in view(5, src))
+		L.apply_effect(40, IRRADIATE)
+
+//Station buster Tunguska
+/obj/effect/meteor/tunguska
+	name = "tunguska meteor"
+	icon_state = "flaming"
+	desc = "Your life briefly passes before your eyes the moment you lay them on this monstruosity."
+	hits = 30
+	hitpwr = 1
+	heavy = 1
+	meteorsound = 'sound/effects/bamf.ogg'
+	meteordrop = /obj/item/weapon/ore/plasma
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/tunguska/meteor_effect()
+	..(heavy)
+	explosion(src.loc, 5, 10, 15, 20, 0)
+
+/obj/effect/meteor/tunguska/Bump()
+	..()
+	if(prob(20))
+		explosion(src.loc,2,4,6,8)
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/atmoalter/canister.dm b/code/game/machinery/atmoalter/canister.dm
index 80c4d5dfea7..8ab3b3e626a 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/atmoalter/canister.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/atmoalter/canister.dm
@@ -334,11 +334,6 @@ update_flag
 			healthcheck()
 	..()
 
-/obj/machinery/portable_atmospherics/canister/meteorhit(var/obj/O as obj)
-	src.health = 0
-	healthcheck()
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/portable_atmospherics/canister/attackby(var/obj/item/weapon/W as obj, var/mob/user as mob, params)
 	if(iswelder(W) && src.destroyed)
 		if(weld(W, user))
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/computer/HolodeckControl.dm b/code/game/machinery/computer/HolodeckControl.dm
index 79af00f560d..b3aec7c17de 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/computer/HolodeckControl.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/computer/HolodeckControl.dm
@@ -184,11 +184,6 @@
 	emergencyShutdown()
 	..()
 
-/obj/machinery/computer/HolodeckControl/meteorhit(var/obj/O as obj)
-	emergencyShutdown()
-	..()
-
-
 /obj/machinery/computer/HolodeckControl/emp_act(severity)
 	emergencyShutdown()
 	..()
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/computer/computer.dm b/code/game/machinery/computer/computer.dm
index c1ec8fb3ddf..c355844a168 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/computer/computer.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/computer/computer.dm
@@ -22,21 +22,9 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/process()
 	if(stat & (NOPOWER|BROKEN))
-		luminosity = 0
 		return 0
-	luminosity = 2
 	return 1
 
-/obj/machinery/computer/meteorhit(var/obj/O as obj)
-	for(var/x in verbs)
-		verbs -= x
-	set_broken()
-	var/datum/effect/effect/system/harmless_smoke_spread/smoke = new /datum/effect/effect/system/harmless_smoke_spread()
-	smoke.set_up(5, 0, src)
-	smoke.start()
-	return
-
-
 /obj/machinery/computer/emp_act(severity)
 	if(prob(20/severity)) set_broken()
 	..()
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm b/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm
index 8cde409e649..48b1ce8418a 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm
@@ -108,14 +108,6 @@ for reference:
 					qdel(src)
 				return
 
-	meteorhit()
-		visible_message("\red <B>The barricade is smashed apart!</B>")
-		new /obj/item/stack/sheet/wood(get_turf(src))
-		new /obj/item/stack/sheet/wood(get_turf(src))
-		new /obj/item/stack/sheet/wood(get_turf(src))
-		del(src)
-		return
-
 	blob_act()
 		src.health -= 25
 		if (src.health <= 0)
@@ -200,7 +192,7 @@ for reference:
 			if (src.health <= 0)
 				src.explode()
 			..()
-		
+
 	emag_act(user as mob)
 		if (!emagged)
 			emagged = 1
@@ -236,10 +228,6 @@ for reference:
 			anchored = !anchored
 			icon_state = "barrier[src.locked]"
 
-	meteorhit()
-		src.explode()
-		return
-
 	blob_act()
 		src.health -= 25
 		if (src.health <= 0)
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/doors/door.dm b/code/game/machinery/doors/door.dm
index c9422a930b2..6499703c388 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/doors/door.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/doors/door.dm
@@ -124,11 +124,6 @@
 			flick("door_deny", src)
 	return
 
-/obj/machinery/door/meteorhit(obj/M as obj)
-	src.open()
-	return
-
-
 /obj/machinery/door/attack_ai(mob/user as mob)
 	return src.attack_hand(user)
 
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/hologram.dm b/code/game/machinery/hologram.dm
index aabf34c4ed0..e65f470a0d6 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/hologram.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/hologram.dm
@@ -196,10 +196,6 @@ For the other part of the code, check silicon say.dm. Particularly robot talk.*/
 	del(src)
 	return
 
-/obj/machinery/hologram/meteorhit()
-	del(src)
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/hologram/Del()
 	if(hologram)
 		src:clear_holo()
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/shieldgen.dm b/code/game/machinery/shieldgen.dm
index 356d6c25678..7bf89bd540d 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/shieldgen.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/shieldgen.dm
@@ -55,18 +55,6 @@
 
 	..()
 
-/obj/machinery/shield/meteorhit()
-	src.health -= max_health*0.75 //3/4 health as damage
-
-	if(src.health <= 0)
-		visible_message("\blue The [src] dissipates")
-		del(src)
-		return
-
-	opacity = 1
-	spawn(20) if(src) opacity = 0
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/shield/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj)
 	health -= Proj.damage
 	..()
@@ -190,13 +178,6 @@
 	update_icon()
 	return
 
-/obj/machinery/shieldgen/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	src.health -= max_health*0.25 //A quarter of the machine's health
-	if (prob(5))
-		src.malfunction = 1
-	src.checkhp()
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/shieldgen/ex_act(severity)
 	switch(severity)
 		if(1.0)
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/turrets.dm b/code/game/machinery/turrets.dm
index c6979895b8c..18f41d604a7 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/turrets.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/turrets.dm
@@ -422,10 +422,6 @@
 /obj/machinery/gun_turret/emp_act() //Can't emp an mechanical turret.
 	return
 
-/obj/machinery/gun_turret/meteorhit()
-	die()
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/gun_turret/update_icon()
 	if(state > 2 || state < 0) //someone fucked up the vars so fix them
 		take_damage(0)
diff --git a/code/game/mecha/mecha.dm b/code/game/mecha/mecha.dm
index 8e394f38d50..228d5d82c4e 100644
--- a/code/game/mecha/mecha.dm
+++ b/code/game/mecha/mecha.dm
@@ -710,9 +710,6 @@
 	take_damage(30, "brute")
 	return
 
-/obj/mecha/meteorhit()
-	return ex_act(rand(1,3))//should do for now
-
 /obj/mecha/emp_act(severity)
 	if(get_charge())
 		use_power((cell.charge/2)/severity)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures.dm b/code/game/objects/structures.dm
index 69dab06ced4..3fa86ce045e 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures.dm
@@ -19,10 +19,6 @@
 		if(3.0)
 			return
 
-/obj/structure/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	del(src)
-
-
 /obj/structure/Destroy()
 	if(hascall(src, "unbuckle"))
 		src:unbuckle()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm
index ce4729c3a03..f9f44d7cee0 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets.dm
@@ -175,13 +175,6 @@
 			A.loc = src.loc
 		del(src)
 
-/obj/structure/closet/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	if(O.icon_state == "flaming")
-		for(var/mob/M in src)
-			M.meteorhit(O)
-		src.dump_contents()
-		del(src)
-
 /obj/structure/closet/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob, params)
 	if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/rcs) && !src.opened)
 		var/obj/item/weapon/rcs/E = W
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm
index dfe09d025d9..e4249321488 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm
@@ -99,12 +99,15 @@
 /obj/structure/closet/statue/toggle()
 	return
 
-/obj/structure/closet/statue/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj)
-	health -= Proj.damage
+/obj/structure/closet/statue/proc/check_health()
 	if(health <= 0)
 		for(var/mob/M in src)
 			shatter(M)
 
+/obj/structure/closet/statue/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj)
+	health -= Proj.damage
+	check_health()
+
 	return
 
 /obj/structure/closet/statue/attack_animal(mob/living/simple_animal/user as mob)
@@ -116,21 +119,17 @@
 	for(var/mob/M in src)
 		shatter(M)
 
-/obj/structure/closet/statue/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	if(O.icon_state == "flaming")
-		for(var/mob/M in src)
-			M.meteorhit(O)
-			shatter(M)
+/obj/structure/closet/statue/ex_act(severity)
+	for(var/mob/M in src)
+		M.ex_act(severity)
+		health -= 60 / severity
+		check_health()
 
 /obj/structure/closet/statue/attackby(obj/item/I as obj, mob/user as mob, params)
 	user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
 	health -= I.force
 	visible_message("\red [user] strikes [src] with [I].")
-	if(health <= 0)
-		for(var/mob/M in src)
-			shatter(M)
-
-
+	check_health()
 
 /obj/structure/closet/statue/MouseDrop_T()
 	return
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/displaycase.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/displaycase.dm
index e9e157b1210..9801a29f500 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/displaycase.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/displaycase.dm
@@ -125,13 +125,6 @@
 		if(occupant) dump()
 		del(src)
 
-
-/obj/structure/displaycase/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-		getFromPool(/obj/item/weapon/shard, loc)
-		if(occupant) dump()
-		del(src)
-
-
 /obj/structure/displaycase/proc/healthcheck()
 	if (src.health <= 0)
 		if (!( src.destroyed ))
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/grille.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/grille.dm
index 9e66774f900..8b5d1a40e00 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/grille.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/grille.dm
@@ -46,10 +46,6 @@
 /obj/structure/grille/blob_act()
 	returnToPool(src)
 
-/obj/structure/grille/meteorhit(var/obj/M)
-	returnToPool(src)
-
-
 /obj/structure/grille/Bumped(atom/user)
 	if(ismob(user)) shock(user, 70)
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/inflatable.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/inflatable.dm
index e75625b6a78..fe5171d84c9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/inflatable.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/inflatable.dm
@@ -62,11 +62,6 @@
 	blob_act()
 		deflate(1)
 
-
-	meteorhit()
-	//world << "glass at [x],[y],[z] Mhit"
-		deflate(1)
-
 	attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
 		add_fingerprint(user)
 		return
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/lamarr_cage.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/lamarr_cage.dm
index 229fe4e9055..d44d9bec6a6 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/lamarr_cage.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/lamarr_cage.dm
@@ -39,13 +39,6 @@
 		Break()
 		qdel(src)
 
-
-/obj/structure/lamarr/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-		getFromPool(/obj/item/weapon/shard, loc)
-		Break()
-		qdel(src)
-
-
 /obj/structure/lamarr/proc/healthcheck()
 	if (src.health <= 0)
 		if (!( src.destroyed ))
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/safe.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/safe.dm
index d665589182e..10b8d73a92b 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/safe.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/safe.dm
@@ -168,10 +168,6 @@ obj/structure/safe/ex_act(severity)
 	return
 
 
-obj/structure/safe/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	return
-
-
 //FLOOR SAFES
 /obj/structure/safe/floor
 	name = "floor safe"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
index 520f951bca3..fae4d5e98f9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/tables_racks.dm
@@ -905,10 +905,6 @@
 			W.Move(loc)
 	return
 
-/obj/structure/rack/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	del(src)
-
-
 /obj/structure/table/attack_hand(mob/user)
 	if(HULK in user.mutations)
 		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] smashes [src] apart!</span>")
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/window.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/window.dm
index 2b4e1b424af..f27e77d932f 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/window.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/window.dm
@@ -76,9 +76,6 @@ var/global/wcCommon = pick(list("#379963", "#0d8395", "#58b5c3", "#49e46e", "#8f
 /obj/structure/window/blob_act()
 	destroy()
 
-/obj/structure/window/meteorhit()
-	destroy()
-
 /obj/structure/window/singularity_pull(S, current_size)
 	if(current_size >= STAGE_FIVE)
 		destroy()
diff --git a/code/game/turfs/simulated/walls.dm b/code/game/turfs/simulated/walls.dm
index c0d85564de8..1ffea6a4d93 100644
--- a/code/game/turfs/simulated/walls.dm
+++ b/code/game/turfs/simulated/walls.dm
@@ -241,15 +241,6 @@
 //	F.sd_LumReset()		//TODO: ~Carn
 	return
 
-/turf/simulated/wall/meteorhit(obj/M as obj)
-	if (prob(15) && !rotting)
-		dismantle_wall()
-	else if(prob(70) && !rotting)
-		ChangeTurf(/turf/simulated/floor/plating)
-	else
-		ReplaceWithLattice()
-	return 0
-
 //Interactions
 
 /turf/simulated/wall/attack_animal(var/mob/living/simple_animal/M)
diff --git a/code/modules/computer3/computer.dm b/code/modules/computer3/computer.dm
index 42790c5bf00..3e4d8116fac 100644
--- a/code/modules/computer3/computer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/computer3/computer.dm
@@ -201,14 +201,6 @@
 
 		// todo does this do enough
 
-
-	meteorhit(var/obj/O as obj)
-		for(var/x in verbs)
-			verbs -= x
-		set_broken()
-		return
-
-
 	emp_act(severity)
 		if(prob(20/severity)) set_broken()
 		..()
diff --git a/code/modules/events/event_container.dm b/code/modules/events/event_container.dm
index 4347ae160a3..1908bfde173 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/event_container.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/event_container.dm
@@ -144,7 +144,7 @@ var/global/list/severity_to_string = list(EVENT_LEVEL_MUNDANE = "Mundane", EVENT
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Carp School",				/datum/event/carp_migration,			100, 	list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 10, ASSIGNMENT_SECURITY = 20), 1),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Rogue Drones",				/datum/event/rogue_drone, 				20,		list(ASSIGNMENT_SECURITY = 20)),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Space Vines",				/datum/event/spacevine, 				250,	list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 10)),
-		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Meteor Shower",			/datum/event/meteor_shower,				0,		list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 20)),
+		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Meteor Shower",			/datum/event/meteor_wave,				0,		list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 20)),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Meaty Ores",				/datum/event/dust/meaty,				0,		list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 30)),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Communication Blackout",	/datum/event/communications_blackout,	500,	list(ASSIGNMENT_AI = 150, ASSIGNMENT_SECURITY = 120)),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Prison Break",				/datum/event/prison_break,				0,		list(ASSIGNMENT_SECURITY = 100)),
diff --git a/code/modules/events/event_dynamic.dm b/code/modules/events/event_dynamic.dm
index 3838980832d..c73b85a4857 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/event_dynamic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/event_dynamic.dm
@@ -86,7 +86,6 @@ var/global/list/possibleEvents = list()
 		possibleEvents[/datum/event/anomaly/anomaly_flux] = 50 + 50 * active_with_role["Engineer"]
 
 		possibleEvents[/datum/event/meteor_wave] = 10 * active_with_role["Engineer"]
-		possibleEvents[/datum/event/meteor_shower] = 20 * active_with_role["Engineer"]
 		possibleEvents[/datum/event/blob] = 10 * active_with_role["Engineer"]
 
 	if(active_with_role["Medical"] > 0)
diff --git a/code/modules/events/meteors.dm b/code/modules/events/meteors.dm
index 42b0b1eda1d..d26e43dba6b 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/meteors.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/meteors.dm
@@ -1,46 +1,39 @@
-//cael - two events here
-
-//meteor storms are much heavier
 /datum/event/meteor_wave
-	startWhen		= 6
-	endWhen			= 33
-
-/datum/event/meteor_wave/setup()
-	endWhen = rand(10,25) * 3
-
-/datum/event/meteor_wave/announce()
-	command_announcement.Announce("Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station.", "Meteor Alert", new_sound = 'sound/AI/meteors.ogg')
-	
-/datum/event/meteor_wave/tick()
-	if(IsMultiple(activeFor, 3))
-		spawn_meteors(rand(2,5))
-
-/datum/event/meteor_wave/end()
-	command_announcement.Announce("The station has cleared the meteor storm.", "Meteor Alert")
-
-//
-/datum/event/meteor_shower
 	startWhen		= 5
 	endWhen 		= 7
 	var/next_meteor = 6
 	var/waves = 1
 
-/datum/event/meteor_shower/setup()
-	waves = rand(1,4)
+/datum/event/meteor_wave/setup()
+	waves = severity * rand(1,3)
 
-/datum/event/meteor_shower/announce()
-	command_announcement.Announce("The station is now in a meteor shower.", "Meteor Alert")
+/datum/event/meteor_wave/announce()
+	switch(severity)
+		if(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR)
+			command_announcement.Announce("Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station.", "Meteor Alert", new_sound = 'sound/AI/meteors.ogg')
+		else
+			command_announcement.Announce("The station is now in a meteor shower.", "Meteor Alert")
 
 //meteor showers are lighter and more common,
-/datum/event/meteor_shower/tick()
-	if(activeFor >= next_meteor)
-		spawn_meteors(rand(1,4))
-		next_meteor += rand(20,100)
+/datum/event/meteor_wave/tick()
+	if(waves && activeFor >= next_meteor)
+		spawn() spawn_meteors(severity * rand(1,2), get_meteors())
+		next_meteor += rand(15, 30) / severity
 		waves--
-		if(waves <= 0)
-			endWhen = activeFor + 1
-		else
-			endWhen = next_meteor + 1
+		endWhen = (waves ? next_meteor + 1 : activeFor + 15)
 
-/datum/event/meteor_shower/end()
-	command_announcement.Announce("The station has cleared the meteor shower", "Meteor Alert")
+/datum/event/meteor_wave/end()
+	switch(severity)
+		if(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR)
+			command_announcement.Announce("The station has cleared the meteor storm.", "Meteor Alert")
+		else
+			command_announcement.Announce("The station has cleared the meteor shower", "Meteor Alert")
+
+/datum/event/meteor_wave/proc/get_meteors()
+	switch(severity)
+		if(EVENT_LEVEL_MAJOR)
+			return meteors_catastrophic
+		if(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE)
+			return meteors_threatening
+		else
+			return meteors_normal
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/events/sayuevents/meaty_ores.dm b/code/modules/events/sayuevents/meaty_ores.dm
index d6e640934d9..b5cb7e390cc 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/sayuevents/meaty_ores.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/sayuevents/meaty_ores.dm
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@
 			invisibility = 101
 			new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood(get_turf(A))
 			if(ismob(A))
-				A.meteorhit(src)
+				A.ex_act(strength)
 			else
 				spawn(0)
 					if(A)
diff --git a/code/modules/events/tgevents/dust.dm b/code/modules/events/tgevents/dust.dm
index e3eb455e018..17523a92e8e 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/tgevents/dust.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/tgevents/dust.dm
@@ -80,7 +80,7 @@
 				playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 40, 1)
 
 				if(ismob(A))
-					A.meteorhit(src)//This should work for now I guess
+					A.ex_act(strength)//This should work for now I guess
 				else if(!istype(A,/obj/machinery/power/emitter) && !istype(A,/obj/machinery/field_generator)) //Protect the singularity from getting released every round!
 					A.ex_act(strength) //Changing emitter/field gen ex_act would make it immune to bombs and C4
 
diff --git a/code/modules/events/tgevents/immovable_rod.dm b/code/modules/events/tgevents/immovable_rod.dm
index ec86e89981f..d1a09d8633d 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/tgevents/immovable_rod.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/tgevents/immovable_rod.dm
@@ -85,7 +85,7 @@ In my current plan for it, 'solid' will be defined as anything with density == 1
 
 		else if (istype(clong, /mob))
 			if(clong.density || prob(10))
-				clong.meteorhit(src)
+				clong.ex_act(2)
 		else
 			del(src)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/manufacturing.dm b/code/modules/mining/manufacturing.dm
index e676efd3d38..d74386828df 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/manufacturing.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/manufacturing.dm
@@ -54,10 +54,6 @@
 		if (prob(25)) del src
 		return
 
-	meteorhit()
-		if (prob(50)) del src
-		return
-
 	power_change()
 		if(stat & BROKEN) icon_state = "fab-broken"
 		else
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm
index 6c01076a72f..b8a4cd05a7e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm
@@ -125,18 +125,6 @@
 	adjustFireLoss(damage)
 	return
 
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/meteorhit(O as obj)
-	for(var/mob/M in viewers(src, null))
-		if ((M.client && !( M.blinded )))
-			M.show_message(text("\red [] has been hit by []", src, O), 1)
-	if (health > 0)
-		adjustFireLoss((istype(O, /obj/effect/meteor/small) ? 10 : 25))
-		adjustFireLoss(30)
-
-		updatehealth()
-	return
-
-
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/attack_slime(mob/living/carbon/slime/M as mob)
 	if (!ticker)
 		M << "You cannot attack people before the game has started."
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/larva.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/larva.dm
index a7207f22f9d..2934093a3f6 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/larva.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/larva.dm
@@ -129,17 +129,6 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/attack_ui(slot_id)
 	return
 
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/meteorhit(O as obj)
-	for(var/mob/M in viewers(src, null))
-		if ((M.client && !( M.blinded )))
-			M.show_message(text("\red [] has been hit by []", src, O), 1)
-	if (health > 0)
-		adjustBruteLoss((istype(O, /obj/effect/meteor/small) ? 10 : 25))
-		adjustFireLoss(30)
-
-		updatehealth()
-	return
-
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/attack_animal(mob/living/simple_animal/M as mob)
 	if(M.melee_damage_upper == 0)
 		M.emote("[M.friendly] [src]")
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index 7adb3db6607..93199dce0c2 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -382,22 +382,6 @@
 	apply_damage(rand(20,30), BRUTE, affecting, run_armor_check(affecting, "melee"))
 	return
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/meteorhit(O as obj)
-	for(var/mob/M in viewers(src, null))
-		if ((M.client && !( M.blinded )))
-			M.show_message("\red [src] has been hit by [O]", 1)
-	if (health > 0)
-		var/obj/item/organ/external/affecting = get_organ(pick("chest", "chest", "chest", "head"))
-		if(!affecting)	return
-		if (istype(O, /obj/effect/immovablerod))
-			if(affecting.take_damage(101, 0))
-				UpdateDamageIcon()
-		else
-			if(affecting.take_damage((istype(O, /obj/effect/meteor/small) ? 10 : 25), 30))
-				UpdateDamageIcon()
-		updatehealth()
-	return
-
 /mob/living/carbon/human/attack_animal(mob/living/simple_animal/M as mob)
 	if(M.melee_damage_upper == 0)
 		M.emote("[M.friendly] [src]")
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
index 25c197c70f5..1981bb8ec6c 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
@@ -239,17 +239,6 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/attack_ui(slot)
 	return
 
-/mob/living/carbon/slime/meteorhit(O as obj)
-	for(var/mob/M in viewers(src, null))
-		if ((M.client && !( M.blinded )))
-			M.show_message(text("\red [] has been hit by []", src, O), 1)
-	if (health > 0)
-		adjustBruteLoss((istype(O, /obj/effect/meteor/small) ? 10 : 25))
-		adjustFireLoss(30)
-
-		updatehealth()
-	return
-
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/attack_slime(mob/living/carbon/slime/M as mob)
 	if (!ticker)
 		M << "You cannot attack people before the game has started."
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/ai.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/ai.dm
index 4533ffcc49b..c8b3444aec9 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/ai.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/ai.dm
@@ -591,17 +591,6 @@ var/list/ai_verbs_default = list(
 
 	return
 
-/mob/living/silicon/ai/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	for(var/mob/M in viewers(src, null))
-		M.show_message(text("\red [] has been hit by []", src, O), 1)
-		//Foreach goto(19)
-	if (health > 0)
-		adjustBruteLoss(30)
-		if ((O.icon_state == "flaming"))
-			adjustFireLoss(40)
-		updatehealth()
-	return
-
 /mob/living/silicon/ai/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj)
 	..(Proj)
 	updatehealth()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai.dm
index ae26734975f..76a265a7c95 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai.dm
@@ -203,16 +203,6 @@
 
 // See software.dm for Topic()
 
-/mob/living/silicon/pai/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	for(var/mob/M in viewers(src, null))
-		M.show_message(text("\red [] has been hit by []", src, O), 1)
-	if (src.health > 0)
-		src.adjustBruteLoss(30)
-		if ((O.icon_state == "flaming"))
-			src.adjustFireLoss(40)
-		src.updatehealth()
-	return
-
 /mob/living/silicon/pai/attack_animal(mob/living/simple_animal/M as mob)
 	if(M.melee_damage_upper == 0)
 		M.emote("[M.friendly] [src]")
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm
index e1b218474ac..a92f775868e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot.dm
@@ -528,18 +528,6 @@ var/list/robot_verbs_default = list(
 	return
 
 
-/mob/living/silicon/robot/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-	for(var/mob/M in viewers(src, null))
-		M.show_message(text("\red [src] has been hit by [O]"), 1)
-		//Foreach goto(19)
-	if (health > 0)
-		adjustBruteLoss(30)
-		if ((O.icon_state == "flaming"))
-			adjustFireLoss(40)
-		updatehealth()
-	return
-
-
 /mob/living/silicon/robot/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj)
 	..(Proj)
 	updatehealth()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/tribbles.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/tribbles.dm
index 3e6043f7e71..fa8051f43a2 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/tribbles.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/tribbles.dm
@@ -165,12 +165,6 @@ var/global/totaltribbles = 0   //global variable so it updates for all tribbles,
 		del(src)
 
 
-/obj/structure/tribble_cage/meteorhit(obj/O as obj)
-		new /obj/item/weapon/shard( src.loc )
-		Break()
-		del(src)
-
-
 /obj/structure/tribble_cage/proc/healthcheck()
 	if (src.health <= 0)
 		if (!( src.destroyed ))
diff --git a/code/modules/power/apc.dm b/code/modules/power/apc.dm
index 95d47aeb451..cd58e3363d5 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/apc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/apc.dm
@@ -1254,11 +1254,6 @@ obj/machinery/power/apc/proc/autoset(var/val, var/on)
 
 // damage and destruction acts
 
-/obj/machinery/power/apc/meteorhit(var/obj/O as obj)
-
-	set_broken()
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/power/apc/emp_act(severity)
 	if(cell)
 		cell.emp_act(severity)
diff --git a/code/modules/power/singularity/containment_field.dm b/code/modules/power/singularity/containment_field.dm
index c208c805bfa..491160783f2 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/singularity/containment_field.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/singularity/containment_field.dm
@@ -36,8 +36,6 @@
 /obj/machinery/containment_field/ex_act(severity)
 	return 0
 
-/obj/machinery/containment_field/meteorhit()
-	return 0
 
 /obj/machinery/containment_field/HasProximity(atom/movable/AM as mob|obj)
 	if(istype(AM,/mob/living/silicon) && prob(40))
diff --git a/code/modules/power/singularity/emitter.dm b/code/modules/power/singularity/emitter.dm
index 8c93a7c223f..50a88d158fe 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/singularity/emitter.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/singularity/emitter.dm
@@ -135,8 +135,6 @@
 			src.use_power = 1	*/
 	return 1
 
-/obj/machinery/containment_field/meteorhit()
-	return 0
 
 /obj/machinery/power/emitter/process()
 	if(stat & (BROKEN))
diff --git a/code/modules/power/singularity/field_generator.dm b/code/modules/power/singularity/field_generator.dm
index 01150e5c416..e71c28ce7f0 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/singularity/field_generator.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/singularity/field_generator.dm
@@ -163,8 +163,6 @@ field_generator power level display
 	else
 		..()
 
-/obj/machinery/containment_field/meteorhit()
-	return 0
 
 /obj/machinery/field_generator/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj)
 	if(Proj.flag != "bullet")
diff --git a/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle_accelerator.dm b/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle_accelerator.dm
index b645f7b6b79..0163786e65e 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle_accelerator.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle_accelerator.dm
@@ -157,11 +157,6 @@ So, hopefully this is helpful if any more icons are to be added/changed/wonderin
 	return
 
 
-/obj/structure/particle_accelerator/meteorhit()
-	if(prob(50))
-		del(src)
-	return
-
 /obj/structure/particle_accelerator/update_icon()
 	switch(construction_state)
 		if(0,1)
@@ -344,12 +339,6 @@ So, hopefully this is helpful if any more icons are to be added/changed/wonderin
 	return
 
 
-/obj/machinery/particle_accelerator/meteorhit()
-	if(prob(50))
-		del(src)
-	return
-
-
 /obj/machinery/particle_accelerator/proc/update_state()
 	return 0
 
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special.dm
index b3af964657c..78128af4d8a 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special.dm
@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@
 		if(src)//Do not add to this if() statement, otherwise the meteor won't delete them
 			if(A)
 
-				A.meteorhit(src)
+				A.ex_act(3)
 				playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 40, 1)
 
 				for(var/mob/M in range(10, src))
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Machinery.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Machinery.dm
index 2fd1d0cdde1..44e077013bd 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Machinery.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Machinery.dm
@@ -97,10 +97,6 @@
 	if (prob(50))
 		del(src)
 
-/obj/machinery/chem_dispenser/meteorhit()
-	del(src)
-	return
-
  /**
   * The ui_interact proc is used to open and update Nano UIs
   * If ui_interact is not used then the UI will not update correctly
@@ -401,10 +397,6 @@
 	if (prob(50))
 		qdel(src)
 
-/obj/machinery/chem_master/meteorhit()
-	qdel(src)
-	return
-
 /obj/machinery/chem_master/power_change()
 	if(powered())
 		stat &= ~NOPOWER
diff --git a/code/modules/research/server.dm b/code/modules/research/server.dm
index b8ef753c4ac..601899d1172 100644
--- a/code/modules/research/server.dm
+++ b/code/modules/research/server.dm
@@ -70,11 +70,6 @@
 		produce_heat(heat_gen)
 		delay = initial(delay)
 
-/obj/machinery/r_n_d/server/meteorhit(var/obj/O as obj)
-	griefProtection()
-	..()
-
-
 /obj/machinery/r_n_d/server/emp_act(severity)
 	griefProtection()
 	..()
diff --git a/code/modules/shieldgen/energy_field.dm b/code/modules/shieldgen/energy_field.dm
index b3d22e0e36f..8eaa0b168b8 100644
--- a/code/modules/shieldgen/energy_field.dm
+++ b/code/modules/shieldgen/energy_field.dm
@@ -18,11 +18,6 @@
 /obj/effect/energy_field/bullet_act(var/obj/item/projectile/Proj)
 	Stress(Proj.damage / 10)
 
-/obj/effect/energy_field/meteorhit(obj/effect/meteor/M as obj)
-	if(M)
-		walk(M,0)
-		Stress(2)
-
 /obj/effect/energy_field/proc/Stress(var/severity)
 	strength -= severity
 
diff --git a/code/modules/tram/tram.dm b/code/modules/tram/tram.dm
index 0ae4ef41e93..c0f79c757fc 100644
--- a/code/modules/tram/tram.dm
+++ b/code/modules/tram/tram.dm
@@ -242,9 +242,6 @@
 	if(prob(50))
 		qdel(src)
 
-/obj/tram/meteorhit()
-	qdel(src)
-
 /obj/tram/attack_animal(var/mob/living/simple_animal/M as mob)
 	if(M.melee_damage_upper == 0)	return
 	if(prob(M.melee_damage_upper))
diff --git a/code/modules/vehicle/vehicle.dm b/code/modules/vehicle/vehicle.dm
index d74897a1b76..08fc98cacf0 100644
--- a/code/modules/vehicle/vehicle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vehicle/vehicle.dm
@@ -118,10 +118,6 @@
 	..()
 	healthcheck()
 
-/obj/vehicle/meteorhit()
-	explode()
-	return
-
 /obj/vehicle/blob_act()
 	src.health -= rand(20,40)*fire_dam_coeff
 	healthcheck()
diff --git a/icons/obj/meteor.dmi b/icons/obj/meteor.dmi
index 0dc50a27967..f928a56a584 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/meteor.dmi and b/icons/obj/meteor.dmi differ