diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/lootdrop.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/lootdrop.dm
index 048396e4eed..dfe2d433be2 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/lootdrop.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/spawners/lootdrop.dm
@@ -98,6 +98,7 @@
 				/obj/item/poster/random_contraband = 10,
 				/obj/item/crowbar = 10,
 				/obj/item/crowbar/red = 10,
+				/obj/item/restraints/handcuffs/toy = 5,
 				/obj/item/extinguisher = 90,
 				//obj/item/gun/projectile/revolver/russian = 1, //disabled until lootdrop is a proper world proc.
 				/obj/item/hand_labeler = 10,
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
index e672ff14b10..0c742d49236 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
@@ -1650,3 +1650,13 @@ obj/item/toy/cards/deck/syndicate/black
 	icon_state = "conch"
 	use_action = "pulls the string"
 	possible_answers = list("Yes.", "No.", "Try asking again.", "Nothing.", "I don't think so.", "Neither.", "Maybe someday.")
+
+/*
+ *Fake cuffs (honk honk)
+ */
+
+/obj/item/restraints/handcuffs/toy
+	desc = "Toy handcuffs. Plastic and extremely cheaply made."
+	throwforce = 0
+	breakouttime = 0 
+	ignoresClumsy = TRUE
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/handcuffs.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/handcuffs.dm
index c87bef17763..7c26e5c405e 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/handcuffs.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/handcuffs.dm
@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@
 	breakouttime = 600 //Deciseconds = 60s = 1 minutes
 	var/cuffsound = 'sound/weapons/handcuffs.ogg'
 	var/trashtype = null //For disposable cuffs
+	var/ignoresClumsy = FALSE
 
 /obj/item/restraints/handcuffs/attack(mob/living/carbon/C, mob/user)
 	if(!user.IsAdvancedToolUser())
@@ -23,7 +24,7 @@
 	if(!istype(C))
 		return
 
-	if((CLUMSY in user.mutations) && prob(50))
+	if((CLUMSY in user.mutations) && prob(50) && (!ignoresClumsy))
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Uh... how do those things work?!</span>")
 		apply_cuffs(user,user)
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/miscjobs.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/miscjobs.dm
index 135d4da1d49..58d8ad970f8 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/miscjobs.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/miscjobs.dm
@@ -20,6 +20,7 @@
 	new /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/bottleofbanana(src)
 	new /obj/item/toy/crayon/rainbow(src)
 	new /obj/item/seeds/banana(src)
+	new /obj/item/restraints/handcuffs/toy(src)