diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm
index deaab74a23d..528a3e1bb88 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 	flags_cover = MASKCOVERSMOUTH
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
 	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.90
-	put_on_delay = 2 SECONDS 
+	put_on_delay = 2 SECONDS
 	/// How long you need to gnaw to get rid of the gag, 0 to make it impossible to remove
 	var/resist_time = 0 SECONDS
 	var/mute = MUZZLE_MUTE_ALL
@@ -500,6 +500,18 @@
 	desc =  "A bandana made from durathread, you wish it would provide some protection to its wearer, but it's far too thin..."
 	icon_state = "banddurathread"
 
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/false_cluwne_mask
+	name = "cursed clown mask"
+	desc = "This is a very, very odd looking mask."
+	icon = 'icons/goonstation/objects/clothing/mask.dmi'
+	icon_state = "cursedclown"
+	item_state = "cclown_hat"
+	icon_override = 'icons/goonstation/mob/clothing/mask.dmi'
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/goonstation/mob/inhands/clothing_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/goonstation/mob/inhands/clothing_righthand.dmi'
+	flags =	BLOCK_GAS_SMOKE_EFFECT | AIRTIGHT | BLOCKHAIR
+	flags_cover = MASKCOVERSMOUTH
+
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/cursedclown
 	name = "cursed clown mask"
 	desc = "This is a very, very odd looking mask."
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/shoes/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/shoes/miscellaneous.dm
index d6459e6a43d..4d1a1e16370 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/shoes/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/shoes/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -290,6 +290,17 @@
 	. = ..()
 	AddComponent(/datum/component/squeak, list('sound/effects/clownstep1.ogg' = 1, 'sound/effects/clownstep2.ogg' = 1), 50, falloff_exponent = 20) //die off quick please
 
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/false_cluwne_shoes
+	name = "cursed clown shoes"
+	desc = "Moldering clown flip flops. They're neon green for some reason."
+	icon = 'icons/goonstation/objects/clothing/feet.dmi'
+	icon_state = "cursedclown"
+	item_state = "cclown_shoes"
+	icon_override = 'icons/goonstation/mob/clothing/feet.dmi'
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/goonstation/mob/inhands/clothing_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/goonstation/mob/inhands/clothing_righthand.dmi'
+
 /obj/item/clothing/shoes/singery
 	name = "yellow performer's boots"
 	desc = "These boots were made for dancing."
diff --git a/code/modules/events/tear.dm b/code/modules/events/tear.dm
index 76b74603ac1..409e54239d8 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/tear.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/tear.dm
@@ -50,7 +50,8 @@
 	// Huge sprite, we shift it to make it look more natural.
 	pixel_x = -106
 	pixel_y = -96
-
+	/// What the leader of the dimensional tear will be
+	var/leader = /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hellhound/tear
 	var/list/possible_mobs = list(
 		/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/netherworld,
 		/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/netherworld/migo,
@@ -82,6 +83,8 @@
 
 // We spawn a leader mob to make the portal actually dangerous.
 /obj/effect/tear/proc/spawn_leader()
-	var/mob/M = new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hellhound/tear(get_turf(src))
+	if(!leader)
+		return
+	var/mob/M = new leader(get_turf(src))
 	playsound(M, 'sound/goonstation/voice/growl2.ogg', 100)
 	visible_message("<span class='danger'>With a terrifying growl, \a [M] steps out of the portal!</span>")
diff --git a/code/modules/events/tear_honk.dm b/code/modules/events/tear_honk.dm
index 1d62dd3c501..f6c374d3115 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/tear_honk.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/tear_honk.dm
@@ -18,6 +18,9 @@
 	name = "honkmensional tear"
 	desc = "A tear in the dimensional fabric of sanity."
 	possible_mobs = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/goblin)
+	leader = null // Doesn't spawn with a leader always
 
-/obj/effect/tear/honk/spawn_leader()
-	return
+/obj/effect/tear/honk/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	if(prob(5))
+		leader = /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/goblin/cluwne
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm
index da242abe834..c5cbbcca516 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm
@@ -53,3 +53,23 @@
 
 	del_on_death = TRUE
 	loot = list(/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat, /obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/goblin/cluwne
+	name = "cluwne goblin"
+	desc = "A tiny pile of misery and evil. Kill this thing before it comes for your family."
+	icon_state = "cluwnegoblin"
+	icon_living = "cluwnegoblin"
+	response_help = "henks the"
+	speak = list("HENK!")
+	emote_see = list("henks")
+	maxHealth = 150
+	health = 150
+	harm_intent_damage = 15
+	melee_damage_lower = 17
+	melee_damage_upper = 20
+	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 0, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 0, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 0, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
+	minbodytemp = 0
+	maxbodytemp = INFINITY
+	move_to_delay = 2
+
+	loot = list(/obj/item/clothing/mask/false_cluwne_mask, /obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/false_cluwne_shoes) // We'd rather not give them ACTUAL cluwne stuff you know?
diff --git a/icons/mob/animal.dmi b/icons/mob/animal.dmi
index b4755212d1e..12ed78e10fd 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/animal.dmi and b/icons/mob/animal.dmi differ