Adds reagent taste messages

2026-08-21 02:57:48 +01:00 · 2017-05-18 02:24:27 +02:00
parent a407b88124
commit 84fdc3d9f1
14 changed files with 278 additions and 24 deletions
@@ -9,6 +9,7 @@
 	can_grow_in_plants = 0	//Alcoholic drinks won't be grown in plants (would "water down" random seed chems too much)
 	var/dizzy_adj = 3
 	var/alcohol_perc = 1 //percentage of ethanol in a beverage 0.0 - 1.0
+	taste_message = "strong alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.AdjustDrunk(alcohol_perc)
@@ -43,6 +44,7 @@
 	drink_icon ="beerglass"
 	drink_name = "Beer glass"
 	drink_desc = "A freezing pint of beer"
+	taste_message = "beer"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cider
 	name = "Cider"
@@ -54,6 +56,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "rewriter"
 	drink_name = "Cider"
 	drink_desc = "a refreshing glass of traditional cider"
+	taste_message = "cider"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/whiskey
 	name = "Whiskey"
@@ -72,6 +75,7 @@
 	description = "Just when you thought regular station whiskey was good... This silky, amber goodness has to come along and ruin everything."
 	color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
 	alcohol_perc = 0.5
+	taste_message = "pure class"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/gin
 	name = "Gin"
@@ -95,6 +99,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "absinthebottle"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Absinthe"
 	drink_desc = "The green fairy is going to get you now!"
+	taste_message = "fucking pain"

 //copy paste from LSD... shoot me
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/absinthe/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
@@ -128,6 +133,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "mojito"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Mojito"
 	drink_desc = "Fresh from Spesscuba."
+	taste_message = "mojito"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/vodka
 	name = "Vodka"
@@ -148,6 +154,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "ginvodkaglass"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Sake"
 	drink_desc = "A glass of Sake."
+	taste_message = "sake"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/tequila
 	name = "Tequila"
@@ -168,6 +175,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "vermouthglass"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Vermouth"
 	drink_desc = "You wonder why you're even drinking this straight."
+	taste_message = "vermouth"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/wine
 	name = "Wine"
@@ -179,6 +187,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "wineglass"
 	drink_name = "Glass of wine"
 	drink_desc = "A very classy looking drink."
+	taste_message = "wine"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cognac
 	name = "Cognac"
@@ -201,6 +210,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "suicider"
 	drink_name = "Suicider"
 	drink_desc = "You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night."
+	taste_message = "approaching death"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/ale
 	name = "Ale"
@@ -211,6 +221,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "aleglass"
 	drink_name = "Ale glass"
 	drink_desc = "A freezing pint of delicious Ale"
+	taste_message = "ale"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/thirteenloko
 	name = "Thirteen Loko"
@@ -224,6 +235,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "thirteen_loko_glass"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Thirteen Loko"
 	drink_desc = "This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass"
+	taste_message = "party"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/thirteenloko/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.AdjustDrowsy(-7)
@@ -247,6 +259,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "glass_brown"
 	drink_name = "Glass of bilk"
 	drink_desc = "A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis."
+	taste_message = "bilk"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/atomicbomb
 	name = "Atomic Bomb"
@@ -258,6 +271,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "atomicbombglass"
 	drink_name = "Atomic Bomb"
 	drink_desc = "Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing."
+	taste_message = "fruity alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/threemileisland
 	name = "THree Mile Island Iced Tea"
@@ -269,6 +283,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "threemileislandglass"
 	drink_name = "Three Mile Island Ice Tea"
 	drink_desc = "A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown."
+	taste_message = "fruity alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/goldschlager
 	name = "Goldschlager"
@@ -313,6 +328,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "cubalibreglass"
 	drink_name = "Cuba Libre"
 	drink_desc = "A classic mix of rum and cola."
+	taste_message = "fruity alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/whiskey_cola
 	name = "Whiskey Cola"
@@ -324,6 +340,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "whiskeycolaglass"
 	drink_name = "Whiskey Cola"
 	drink_desc = "An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious."
+	taste_message = "whiskey and coke"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/martini
 	name = "Classic Martini"
@@ -335,6 +352,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "martiniglass"
 	drink_name = "Classic Martini"
 	drink_desc = "Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it."
+	taste_message = "martini"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/vodkamartini
 	name = "Vodka Martini"
@@ -357,6 +375,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "whiterussianglass"
 	drink_name = "White Russian"
 	drink_desc = "A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man."
+	taste_message = "creamy alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/screwdrivercocktail
 	name = "Screwdriver"
@@ -368,6 +387,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "screwdriverglass"
 	drink_name = "Screwdriver"
 	drink_desc = "A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer."
+	taste_message = "fruity alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/booger
 	name = "Booger"
@@ -379,6 +399,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "booger"
 	drink_name = "Booger"
 	drink_desc = "Ewww..."
+	taste_message = "sweet alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bloody_mary
 	name = "Bloody Mary"
@@ -390,6 +411,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "bloodymaryglass"
 	drink_name = "Bloody Mary"
 	drink_desc = "Tomato juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder."
+	taste_message = "tomatoes with booze"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/gargle_blaster
 	name = "Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster"
@@ -401,6 +423,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "gargleblasterglass"
 	drink_name = "Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster"
 	drink_desc = "Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy."
+	taste_message = "the number fourty-two, somehow"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/brave_bull
 	name = "Brave Bull"
@@ -412,6 +435,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "bravebullglass"
 	drink_name = "Brave Bull"
 	drink_desc = "Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up."
+	taste_message = "sweet alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/tequila_sunrise
 	name = "Tequila Sunrise"
@@ -423,6 +447,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "tequilasunriseglass"
 	drink_name = "Tequila Sunrise"
 	drink_desc = "Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra..."
+	taste_message = "fruity alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/toxins_special
 	name = "Toxins Special"
@@ -434,6 +459,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "toxinsspecialglass"
 	drink_name = "Toxins Special"
 	drink_desc = "Whoah, this thing is on FIRE"
+	taste_message = "FIRE"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/toxins_special/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(M.bodytemperature < 330)
@@ -450,6 +476,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "beepskysmashglass"
 	drink_name = "Beepsky Smash"
 	drink_desc = "Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW."
+	taste_message = "THE LAW"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beepsky_smash/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.Stun(1)
@@ -465,6 +492,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "irishcreamglass"
 	drink_name = "Irish Cream"
 	drink_desc = "It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?"
+	taste_message = "creamy alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/manly_dorf
 	name = "The Manly Dorf"
@@ -476,6 +504,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "manlydorfglass"
 	drink_name = "The Manly Dorf"
 	drink_desc = "A manly concotion made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only."
+	taste_message = "manliness"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/longislandicedtea
 	name = "Long Island Iced Tea"
@@ -487,6 +516,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "longislandicedteaglass"
 	drink_name = "Long Island Iced Tea"
 	drink_desc = "The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only."
+	taste_message = "fruity alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/moonshine
 	name = "Moonshine"
@@ -498,6 +528,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "glass_clear"
 	drink_name = "Moonshine"
 	drink_desc = "You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night."
+	taste_message = "the proletaryat"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/b52
 	name = "B-52"
@@ -509,6 +540,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "b52glass"
 	drink_name = "B-52"
 	drink_desc = "Kahlua, Irish Cream, and congac. You will get bombed."
+	taste_message = "creamy alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/irishcoffee
 	name = "Irish Coffee"
@@ -520,6 +552,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "irishcoffeeglass"
 	drink_name = "Irish Coffee"
 	drink_desc = "Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning."
+	taste_message = "coffee and booze"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/margarita
 	name = "Margarita"
@@ -531,6 +564,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "margaritaglass"
 	drink_name = "Margarita"
 	drink_desc = "On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~!"
+	taste_message = "fruity alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/black_russian
 	name = "Black Russian"
@@ -542,6 +576,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "blackrussianglass"
 	drink_name = "Black Russian"
 	drink_desc = "For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian."
+	taste_message = "sweet alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/manhattan
 	name = "Manhattan"
@@ -553,6 +588,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "manhattanglass"
 	drink_name = "Manhattan"
 	drink_desc = "The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin..."
+	taste_message = "bitter alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/manhattan_proj
 	name = "Manhattan Project"
@@ -564,6 +600,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "proj_manhattanglass"
 	drink_name = "Manhattan Project"
 	drink_desc = "A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station."
+	taste_message = "bitter alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/whiskeysoda
 	name = "Whiskey Soda"
@@ -575,6 +612,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "whiskeysodaglass2"
 	drink_name = "Whiskey Soda"
 	drink_desc = "Ultimate refreshment."
+	taste_message = "mediocrity"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/antifreeze
 	name = "Anti-freeze"
@@ -586,6 +624,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "antifreeze"
 	drink_name = "Anti-freeze"
 	drink_desc = "The ultimate refreshment."
+	taste_message = "poor life choices"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/antifreeze/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(M.bodytemperature < 330)
@@ -602,6 +641,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "b&p"
 	drink_name = "Barefoot"
 	drink_desc = "Barefoot and pregnant"
+	taste_message = "sweet alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/snowwhite
 	name = "Snow White"
@@ -613,6 +653,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "snowwhite"
 	drink_name = "Snow White"
 	drink_desc = "A cold refreshment."
+	taste_message = "refreshing alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/demonsblood
 	name = "Demons Blood"
@@ -625,6 +666,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "demonsblood"
 	drink_name = "Demons Blood"
 	drink_desc = "Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up."
+	taste_message = "<span class='warning'>evil</span>"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/vodkatonic
 	name = "Vodka and Tonic"
@@ -637,6 +679,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "vodkatonicglass"
 	drink_name = "Vodka and Tonic"
 	drink_desc = "For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough."
+	taste_message = "fizzy alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/ginfizz
 	name = "Gin Fizz"
@@ -649,6 +692,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "ginfizzglass"
 	drink_name = "Gin Fizz"
 	drink_desc = "Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry."
+	taste_message = "fizzy alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bahama_mama
 	name = "Bahama mama"
@@ -660,6 +704,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "bahama_mama"
 	drink_name = "Bahama Mama"
 	drink_desc = "Tropic cocktail"
+	taste_message = "fruity alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/singulo
 	name = "Singulo"
@@ -672,6 +717,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "singulo"
 	drink_name = "Singulo"
 	drink_desc = "A blue-space beverage."
+	taste_message = "infinity"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/sbiten
 	name = "Sbiten"
@@ -683,6 +729,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "sbitenglass"
 	drink_name = "Sbiten"
 	drink_desc = "A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot."
+	taste_message = "spicy alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/sbiten/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(M.bodytemperature < 360)
@@ -699,6 +746,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "devilskiss"
 	drink_name = "Devils Kiss"
 	drink_desc = "Creepy time!"
+	taste_message = "blood mixed with alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/red_mead
 	name = "Red Mead"
@@ -710,6 +758,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "red_meadglass"
 	drink_name = "Red Mead"
 	drink_desc = "A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange."
+	taste_message = "blood mixed with alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/mead
 	name = "Mead"
@@ -722,6 +771,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "meadglass"
 	drink_name = "Mead"
 	drink_desc = "A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one."
+	taste_message = "sweet alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/iced_beer
 	name = "Iced Beer"
@@ -733,6 +783,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "iced_beerglass"
 	drink_name = "Iced Beer"
 	drink_desc = "A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes."
+	taste_message = "refreshing alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/iced_beer/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(M.bodytemperature > 270)
@@ -749,6 +800,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "grogglass"
 	drink_name = "Grog"
 	drink_desc = "A fine and cepa drink for Space."
+	taste_message = "rum"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/aloe
 	name = "Aloe"
@@ -760,6 +812,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "aloe"
 	drink_name = "Aloe"
 	drink_desc = "Very, very, very good."
+	taste_message = "sweet alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/andalusia
 	name = "Andalusia"
@@ -771,6 +824,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "andalusia"
 	drink_name = "Andalusia"
 	drink_desc = "A nice, strange named drink."
+	taste_message = "sweet alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/alliescocktail
 	name = "Allies Cocktail"
@@ -782,6 +836,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "alliescocktail"
 	drink_name = "Allies cocktail"
 	drink_desc = "A drink made from your allies."
+	taste_message = "bitter alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/acid_spit
 	name = "Acid Spit"
@@ -793,6 +848,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "acidspitglass"
 	drink_name = "Acid Spit"
 	drink_desc = "A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens."
+	taste_message = "PAIN"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/amasec
 	name = "Amasec"
@@ -804,6 +860,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "amasecglass"
 	drink_name = "Amasec"
 	drink_desc = "Always handy before COMBAT!!!"
+	taste_message = "a stunbaton"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/neurotoxin
 	name = "Neuro-toxin"
@@ -817,6 +874,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "neurotoxinglass"
 	drink_name = "Neurotoxin"
 	drink_desc = "A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly."
+	taste_message = "brain damageeeEEeee"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/neurotoxin/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.Weaken(3)
@@ -869,6 +927,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "changelingsting"
 	drink_name = "Changeling Sting"
 	drink_desc = "A stingy drink."
+	taste_message = "a tiny prick"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/irishcarbomb
 	name = "Irish Car Bomb"
@@ -881,6 +940,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "irishcarbomb"
 	drink_name = "Irish Car Bomb"
 	drink_desc = "An irish car bomb."
+	taste_message = "creamy alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/syndicatebomb
 	name = "Syndicate Bomb"
@@ -892,6 +952,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "syndicatebomb"
 	drink_name = "Syndicate Bomb"
 	drink_desc = "A syndicate bomb."
+	taste_message = "a job offer"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/erikasurprise
 	name = "Erika Surprise"
@@ -903,6 +964,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "erikasurprise"
 	name = "Erika Surprise"
 	drink_desc = "The surprise is, it's green!"
+	taste_message = "sweet alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/driestmartini
 	name = "Driest Martini"
@@ -915,6 +977,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "driestmartiniglass"
 	drink_name = "Driest Martini"
 	drink_desc = "Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass."
+	taste_message = "bitter alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/driestmartini/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(current_cycle >= 55 && current_cycle < 115)
@@ -930,6 +993,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "kahluaglass"
 	drink_name = "Glass of RR coffee Liquor"
 	drink_desc = "DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST"
+	taste_message = "sweet alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/kahlua/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.AdjustDizzy(-5)
@@ -947,6 +1011,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "ginsonic"
 	drink_name = "Gin and Sonic"
 	drink_desc = "An extremely high amperage drink. Absolutely not for the true Englishman."
+	taste_message = "SPEED"

 /datum/reagent/ginsonic/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.AdjustDrowsy(-5)
@@ -972,6 +1037,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "cognacglass"
 	drink_name = "Glass of applejack"
 	drink_desc = "When cider isn't strong enough, you gotta jack it."
+	taste_message = "strong cider"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/jackrose
 	name = "Jack Rose"
@@ -982,6 +1048,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "patronglass"
 	drink_name = "Jack Rose"
 	drink_desc = "Drinking this makes you feel like you belong in a luxury hotel bar during the 1920s."
+	taste_message = "style"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/drunkenblumpkin
 	name = "Drunken Blumpkin"
@@ -992,6 +1059,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "drunkenblumpkin"
 	drink_name = "Drunken Blumpkin"
 	drink_desc = "A drink for the drunks"
+	taste_message = "weirdness"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/eggnog
 	name = "Eggnog"
@@ -1003,6 +1071,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "glass_yellow"
 	drink_name = "Eggnog"
 	drink_desc = "For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year."
+	taste_message = "christmas spirit"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/dragons_breath //inaccessible to players, but here for admin shennanigans
 	name = "Dragon's Breath"
@@ -1012,6 +1081,7 @@
 	color = "#DC0000"
 	alcohol_perc = 1
 	can_synth = 0
+	taste_message = "<span class='userdanger'>LIQUID FUCKING DEATH OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK</span>"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/dragons_breath/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, volume)
 	if(method == INGEST && prob(20))
@@ -1059,6 +1129,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "synthanolglass"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Synthanol"
 	drink_desc = "The equivalent of alcohol for synthetic crewmembers. They'd find it awful if they had tastebuds too."
+	taste_message = "motor oil mixed with puke"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/synthanol/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(!M.isSynthetic())
@@ -1138,4 +1209,4 @@
 	alcohol_perc = 0.25
 	drink_icon = "synthignonglass"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Synthignon"
-	drink_desc = "Someone mixed good wine and robot booze. Romantic, but atrocious."
+	drink_desc = "Someone mixed good wine and robot booze. Romantic, but atrocious."
@@ -23,4 +23,4 @@
 	if(adj_temp_cool)
 		if(M.bodytemperature > 310)//310 is the normal bodytemp. 310.055
 			M.bodytemperature = max(310, M.bodytemperature - (adj_temp_cool * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT))
-	..()
+	..()
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/cold
 	name = "Cold drink"
 	adj_temp_cool = 5
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/cold/tonic
 	name = "Tonic Water"
@@ -50,6 +51,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "glass_brown"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Space Cola"
 	drink_desc = "A glass of refreshing Space Cola"
+	taste_message = "cola"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/cold/nuka_cola
 	name = "Nuka Cola"
@@ -60,6 +62,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "nuka_colaglass"
 	drink_name = "Nuka Cola"
 	drink_desc = "Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland"
+	taste_message = "cola"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/cold/nuka_cola/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.Jitter(20)
@@ -83,6 +86,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "Space_mountain_wind_glass"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Space Mountain Wind"
 	drink_desc = "Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind."
+	taste_message = "lime soda"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/cold/dr_gibb
 	name = "Dr. Gibb"
@@ -93,6 +97,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "dr_gibb_glass"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Dr. Gibb"
 	drink_desc = "Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply."
+	taste_message = "cherry soda"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/cold/space_up
 	name = "Space-Up"
@@ -103,6 +108,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "space-up_glass"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Space-up"
 	drink_desc = "Space-up. It helps keep your cool."
+	taste_message = "lemon soda"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/cold/lemon_lime
 	name = "Lemon Lime"
@@ -110,6 +116,7 @@
 	id = "lemon_lime"
 	color = "#878F00" // rgb: 135, 40, 0
 	adj_temp_cool = 8
+	taste_message = "citrus soda"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/cold/lemonade
 	name = "Lemonade"
@@ -119,6 +126,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "lemonade"
 	drink_name = "Lemonade"
 	drink_desc = "Oh the nostalgia..."
+	taste_message = "lemonade"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/cold/kiraspecial
 	name = "Kira Special"
@@ -128,6 +136,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "kiraspecial"
 	drink_name = "Kira Special"
 	drink_desc = "Long live the guy who everyone had mistaken for a girl. Baka!"
+	taste_message = "citrus soda"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/cold/brownstar
 	name = "Brown Star"
@@ -138,6 +147,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "brownstar"
 	drink_name = "Brown Star"
 	drink_desc = "Its not what it sounds like..."
+	taste_message = "orange soda"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/cold/milkshake
 	name = "Milkshake"
@@ -148,6 +158,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "milkshake"
 	drink_name = "Milkshake"
 	drink_desc = "Glorious brainfreezing mixture."
+	taste_message = "milkshake"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/cold/rewriter
 	name = "Rewriter"
@@ -157,7 +168,8 @@
 	drink_icon = "rewriter"
 	drink_name = "Rewriter"
 	drink_desc = "The secert of the sanctuary of the Libarian..."
+	taste_message = "coffee...soda?"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/cold/rewriter/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.Jitter(5)
-	..()
+	..()
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "glass_orange"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Orange juice"
 	drink_desc = "Vitamins! Yay!"
+	taste_message = "orange juice"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/orangejuicde/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(M.getOxyLoss() && prob(30))
@@ -20,6 +21,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "glass_red"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Tomato juice"
 	drink_desc = "Are you sure this is tomato juice?"
+	taste_message = "tomato juice"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/tomatojuice/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(M.getFireLoss() && prob(20))
@@ -34,6 +36,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "glass_green"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Lime juice"
 	drink_desc = "A glass of sweet-sour lime juice."
+	taste_message = "lime juice"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/limejuice/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(M.getToxLoss() && prob(20))
@@ -48,6 +51,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "carrotjuice"
 	drink_name = "Glass of  carrot juice"
 	drink_desc = "It is just like a carrot but without crunching."
+	taste_message = "carrot juice"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/carrotjuicde/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.AdjustEyeBlurry(-1)
@@ -69,6 +73,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "doctorsdelightglass"
 	drink_name = "Doctor's Delight"
 	drink_desc = "A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place."
+	taste_message = "healthy dietary choices"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/doctors_delight/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(M.getToxLoss() && prob(20))
@@ -84,6 +89,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "triplecitrus"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Triplecitrus Juice"
 	drink_desc = "As colorful and healthy as it is delicious."
+	taste_message = "citrus juice"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/triple_citrus/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, volume)
 	if(method == INGEST)
@@ -97,6 +103,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "berryjuice"
 	drink_name = "Glass of berry juice"
 	drink_desc = "Berry juice. Or maybe its jam. Who cares?"
+	taste_message = "berry juice"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/poisonberryjuice
 	name = "Poison Berry Juice"
@@ -106,6 +113,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "poisonberryjuice"
 	drink_name = "Glass of poison berry juice"
 	drink_desc = "A glass of deadly juice."
+	taste_message = "berry juice"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/poisonberryjuice/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.adjustToxLoss(1)
@@ -116,12 +124,14 @@
 	id = "applejuice"
 	description = "The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages."
 	color = "#ECFF56" // rgb: 236, 255, 86
+	taste_message = "apple juice"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/watermelonjuice
 	name = "Watermelon Juice"
 	id = "watermelonjuice"
 	description = "Delicious juice made from watermelon."
 	color = "#863333" // rgb: 134, 51, 51
+	taste_message = "watermelon juice"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/lemonjuice
 	name = "Lemon Juice"
@@ -131,12 +141,14 @@
 	drink_icon = "lemonglass"
 	drink_name = "Glass of lemonjuice"
 	drink_desc = "Sour..."
+	taste_message = "lemon juice"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/grapejuice
 	name = "Grape Juice"
 	id = "grapejuice"
 	description = "This juice is known to stain shirts."
 	color = "#993399" // rgb: 153, 51, 153
+	taste_message = "grape juice"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/banana
 	name = "Banana Juice"
@@ -146,6 +158,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "banana"
 	drink_name = "Glass of banana juice"
 	drink_desc = "The raw essence of a banana. HONK"
+	taste_message = "banana juice"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/banana/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if((ishuman(M) && M.job in list("Clown") ) || issmall(M))
@@ -160,6 +173,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "nothing"
 	drink_name = "Nothing"
 	drink_desc = "Absolutely nothing."
+	taste_message = "nothing...how?"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/nothing/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(ishuman(M) && M.job in list("Mime"))
@@ -176,6 +190,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "glass_brown"
 	drink_name = "Glass of  potato juice"
 	drink_desc = "Who in the hell requests this? Gross!"
+	taste_message = "puke, you're pretty sure"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/milk
 	name = "Milk"
@@ -185,6 +200,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "glass_white"
 	drink_name = "Glass of milk"
 	drink_desc = "White and nutritious goodness!"
+	taste_message = "milk"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/milk/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(M.getBruteLoss() && prob(20))
@@ -200,6 +216,7 @@
 	color = "#DFDFC7" // rgb: 223, 223, 199
 	drink_name = "Glass of soy milk"
 	drink_desc = "White and nutritious soy goodness!"
+	taste_message = "fake milk"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/milk/cream
 	name = "Cream"
@@ -208,12 +225,14 @@
 	color = "#DFD7AF" // rgb: 223, 215, 175
 	drink_name = "Glass of cream"
 	drink_desc = "Ewwww..."
+	taste_message = "cream"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/milk/chocolate_milk
 	name = "Chocolate milk"
 	id ="chocolate_milk"
 	description = "Chocolate-flavored milk, tastes like being a kid again."
 	color = "#85432C"
+	taste_message = "chocolate milk"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/hot_coco
 	name = "Hot Chocolate"
@@ -225,6 +244,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "hot_coco"
 	drink_name = "Glass of hot coco"
 	drink_desc = "Delicious and cozy"
+	taste_message = "chocolate"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/coffee
 	name = "Coffee"
@@ -242,6 +262,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "glass_brown"
 	drink_name = "Glass of coffee"
 	drink_desc = "Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere."
+	taste_message = "coffee"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/coffee/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(holder.has_reagent("frostoil"))
@@ -266,6 +287,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "icedcoffeeglass"
 	drink_name = "Iced Coffee"
 	drink_desc = "A drink to perk you up and refresh you!"
+	taste_message = "coffee"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/coffee/soy_latte
 	name = "Soy Latte"
@@ -322,6 +344,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "glass_brown"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Tea"
 	drink_desc = "A glass of hot tea. Perhaps a cup with a handle would have been smarter?"
+	taste_message = "tea"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/tea/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(M.getToxLoss() && prob(20))
@@ -347,6 +370,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "bananahonkglass"
 	drink_name = "Banana Honk"
 	drink_desc = "A drink from Banana Heaven."
+	taste_message = "honks"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/bananahonk/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if((ishuman(M) && M.job in list("Clown") ) || issmall(M))
@@ -362,6 +386,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "silencerglass"
 	drink_name = "Silencer"
 	drink_desc = "A drink from mime Heaven."
+	taste_message = "mphhhh"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/silencer/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(ishuman(M) && M.job in list("Mime"))
@@ -378,6 +403,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "chocolatepudding"
 	drink_name = "Chocolate Pudding"
 	drink_desc = "Tasty"
+	taste_message = "chocolate"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/vanillapudding
 	name = "Vanilla Pudding"
@@ -388,6 +414,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "vanillapudding"
 	drink_name = "Vanilla Pudding"
 	drink_desc = "Tasty."
+	taste_message = "vanilla"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/cherryshake
 	name = "Cherry Shake"
@@ -398,6 +425,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "cherryshake"
 	drink_name = "Cherry Shake"
 	drink_desc = "A cherry flavored milkshake."
+	taste_message = "cherry milkshake"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/bluecherryshake
 	name = "Blue Cherry Shake"
@@ -408,6 +436,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "bluecherryshake"
 	drink_name = "Blue Cherry Shake"
 	drink_desc = "An exotic blue milkshake."
+	taste_message = "cherry milkshake"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/pumpkin_latte
 	name = "Pumpkin Latte"
@@ -418,6 +447,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "pumpkin_latte"
 	drink_name = "Pumpkin Latte"
 	drink_desc = "A mix of coffee and pumpkin juice."
+	taste_message = "overpriced hipster spices"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/gibbfloats
 	name = "Gibb Floats"
@@ -428,21 +458,25 @@
 	drink_icon= "gibbfloats"
 	drink_name = "Gibbfloat"
 	drink_desc = "Dr. Gibb with ice cream on top."
+	taste_message = "taste revolution"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/pumpkinjuice
 	name = "Pumpkin Juice"
 	id = "pumpkinjuice"
 	description = "Juiced from real pumpkin."
 	color = "#FFA500"
+	taste_message = "puke"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/blumpkinjuice
 	name = "Blumpkin Juice"
 	id = "blumpkinjuice"
 	description = "Juiced from real blumpkin."
 	color = "#00BFFF"
+	taste_message = "caustic puke"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/grape_soda
 	name = "Grape soda"
 	id = "grapesoda"
 	description = "Beloved of children and teetotalers."
-	color = "#E6CDFF"
+	color = "#E6CDFF"
+	taste_message = "grape soda"
@@ -439,6 +439,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#644600"
 	addiction_chance = 30
+	taste_message = "puke...or worse"

 /datum/reagent/jenkem/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.Dizzy(5)
@@ -500,6 +501,7 @@
 	overdose_threshold = 15
 	process_flags = ORGANIC | SYNTHETIC		//Flipping for everyone!
 	addiction_chance = 10
+	taste_message = "flips"

 /datum/reagent/fliptonium/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(current_cycle == 5)
@@ -575,6 +577,7 @@
 	overdose_threshold = 20
 	addiction_chance = 60
 	metabolization_rate = 0.6
+	taste_message = "wiper fluid"

 /datum/reagent/lube/ultra/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	var/high_message = pick("You feel your servos whir!", "You feel like you need to go faster.", "You feel like you were just overclocked!")
@@ -622,6 +625,7 @@
 	process_flags = SYNTHETIC
 	overdose_threshold = 20
 	addiction_chance = 50
+	taste_message = "silicone"


 /datum/reagent/surge/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
@@ -651,4 +655,4 @@
 		B.pixel_y = rand(-20, 0)
 		B.icon = I
 		M.adjustFireLoss(rand(1,5)*REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER)
-		M.adjustBruteLoss(rand(1,5)*REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER)
+		M.adjustBruteLoss(rand(1,5)*REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER)
@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	nutriment_factor = 15 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	color = "#664330" // rgb: 102, 67, 48
+	taste_message = "bland food"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(!(M.mind in ticker.mode.vampires))
@@ -43,12 +44,14 @@
 	id = "protein"
 	description = "Various essential proteins and fats commonly found in animal flesh and blood."
 	diet_flags = DIET_CARN | DIET_OMNI
+	taste_message = "meat"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment/plantmatter		// Plant-based biomatter, digestable by herbivores and omnivores, worthless to carnivores
 	name = "Plant-matter"
 	id = "plantmatter"
 	description = "Vitamin-rich fibers and natural sugars commonly found in fresh produce."
 	diet_flags = DIET_HERB | DIET_OMNI
+	taste_message = "plant matter"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/vitamin
 	name = "Vitamin"
@@ -56,6 +59,7 @@
 	description = "All the best vitamins, minerals, and carbohydrates the body needs in pure form."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#664330" // rgb: 102, 67, 48
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/consumable/vitamin/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(50))
@@ -80,6 +84,7 @@
 	color = "#FFFFFF" // rgb: 255, 255, 255
 	nutriment_factor = 5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	overdose_threshold = 200 // Hyperglycaemic shock
+	taste_message = "sweetness"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/sugar/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.AdjustDrowsy(-5)
@@ -111,6 +116,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	nutriment_factor = 2 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	color = "#792300" // rgb: 121, 35, 0
+	taste_message = "salt"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/ketchup
 	name = "Ketchup"
@@ -119,6 +125,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	nutriment_factor = 5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	color = "#731008" // rgb: 115, 16, 8
+	taste_message = "ketchup"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/capsaicin
 	name = "Capsaicin Oil"
@@ -126,6 +133,7 @@
 	description = "This is what makes chilis hot."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#B31008" // rgb: 179, 16, 8
+	taste_message = "<span class='warning'>HOTNESS</span>"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/capsaicin/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	switch(current_cycle)
@@ -155,6 +163,7 @@
 	description = "This shit goes in pepperspray."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#B31008" // rgb: 179, 16, 8
+	taste_message = "<span class='userdanger'>PURE FIRE</span>"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/condensedcapsaicin/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(5))
@@ -223,6 +232,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#8BA6E9" // rgb: 139, 166, 233
 	process_flags = ORGANIC | SYNTHETIC
+	taste_message = "<font color='lightblue'>cold</span>"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/frostoil/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	switch(current_cycle)
@@ -262,6 +272,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#B1B0B0"
 	overdose_threshold = 100
+	taste_message = "salt"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/sodiumchloride/overdose_process(mob/living/M, severity)
 	if(prob(70))
@@ -273,6 +284,7 @@
 	id = "blackpepper"
 	description = "A powder ground from peppercorns. *AAAACHOOO*"
 	reagent_state = SOLID
+	taste_message = "pepper"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/cocoa
 	name = "Cocoa Powder"
@@ -281,6 +293,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	nutriment_factor = 5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	color = "#302000" // rgb: 48, 32, 0
+	taste_message = "bitter cocoa"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/vanilla
 	name = "Vanilla Powder"
@@ -289,6 +302,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	nutriment_factor = 5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	color = "#FFFACD"
+	taste_message = "bitter vanilla"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/hot_coco
 	name = "Hot Chocolate"
@@ -297,6 +311,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	nutriment_factor = 2 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	color = "#403010" // rgb: 64, 48, 16
+	taste_message = "chocolate"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/hot_coco/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(M.bodytemperature < 310)//310 is the normal bodytemp. 310.055
@@ -308,6 +323,7 @@
 	id = "sprinkles"
 	description = "Multi-colored little bits of sugar, commonly found on donuts. Loved by cops."
 	color = "#FF00FF" // rgb: 255, 0, 255
+	taste_message = "sweetness"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/sprinkles/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(ishuman(M) && M.job in list("Security Officer", "Security Pod Pilot", "Detective", "Warden", "Head of Security", "Brig Physician", "Internal Affairs Agent", "Magistrate"))
@@ -322,6 +338,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	nutriment_factor = 20 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	color = "#302000" // rgb: 48, 32, 0
+	taste_message = "oil"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/cornoil/reaction_turf(turf/simulated/T, volume)
 	if(!istype(T))
@@ -342,6 +359,7 @@
 	description = "Heated beyond usefulness, this enzyme is now worthless."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#282314" // rgb: 54, 94, 48
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/consumable/dry_ramen
 	name = "Dry Ramen"
@@ -349,6 +367,7 @@
 	description = "Space age food, since August 25, 1958. Contains dried noodles, vegetables, and chemicals that boil in contact with water."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#302000" // rgb: 48, 32, 0
+	taste_message = "dry ramen coated with what might just be your tears"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/hot_ramen
 	name = "Hot Ramen"
@@ -357,6 +376,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	nutriment_factor = 5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	color = "#302000" // rgb: 48, 32, 0
+	taste_message = "ramen"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/hot_ramen/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(M.bodytemperature < 310)//310 is the normal bodytemp. 310.055
@@ -370,6 +390,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	nutriment_factor = 5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	color = "#302000" // rgb: 48, 32, 0
+	taste_message = "SPICY ramen"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/hell_ramen/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.bodytemperature += 10 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT
@@ -381,6 +402,7 @@
 	description = "This is what you rub all over yourself to pretend to be a ghost."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#FFFFFF" // rgb: 0, 0, 0
+	taste_message = "flour"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/flour/reaction_turf(turf/T, volume)
 	if(!istype(T, /turf/space))
@@ -393,6 +415,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	nutriment_factor = 3 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	color = "#FFFFFF" // rgb: 0, 0, 0
+	taste_message = "rice"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/cherryjelly
 	name = "Cherry Jelly"
@@ -400,6 +423,7 @@
 	description = "Totally the best. Only to be spread on foods with excellent lateral symmetry."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#801E28" // rgb: 128, 30, 40
+	taste_message = "cherry jelly"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/bluecherryjelly
 	name = "Blue Cherry Jelly"
@@ -407,6 +431,7 @@
 	description = "Blue and tastier kind of cherry jelly."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#00F0FF"
+	taste_message = "cherry jelly"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/egg
 	name = "Egg"
@@ -414,6 +439,7 @@
 	description = "A runny and viscous mixture of clear and yellow fluids."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#F0C814"
+	taste_message = "eggs"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/egg/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(8))
@@ -428,6 +454,7 @@
 	description = "The powdered starch of maize, derived from the kernel's endosperm. Used as a thickener for gravies and puddings."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#C8A5DC"
+	taste_message = "flour"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/corn_syrup
 	name = "Corn Syrup"
@@ -435,6 +462,7 @@
 	description = "A sweet syrup derived from corn starch that has had its starches converted into maltose and other sugars."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#C8A5DC"
+	taste_message = "sweetness"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/corn_syrup/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.reagents.add_reagent("sugar", 1.2)
@@ -446,6 +474,7 @@
 	description = "An incredibly sweet syrup, created from corn syrup treated with enzymes to convert its sugars into fructose."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#C8A5DC"
+	taste_message = "diabetes"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/vhfcs/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.reagents.add_reagent("sugar", 2.4)
@@ -458,6 +487,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#d3a308"
 	nutriment_factor = 15 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	taste_message = "sweetness"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/honey/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.reagents.add_reagent("sugar", 3)
@@ -476,6 +506,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "chocolateglass"
 	drink_name = "Glass of chocolate"
 	drink_desc = "Tasty"
+	taste_message = "chocolate"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/chocolate/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.reagents.add_reagent("sugar", 0.8)
@@ -491,6 +522,7 @@
 	description = "A rather bitter herb once thought to hold magical protective properties."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#21170E"
+	taste_message = "tea"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/mugwort/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(ishuman(M) && M.mind)
@@ -509,6 +541,7 @@
 	color = "#AB5D5D"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.2
 	overdose_threshold = 133
+	taste_message = "bacon"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/porktonium/overdose_process(mob/living/M, severity)
 	if(prob(15))
@@ -525,6 +558,7 @@
 	color = "#B4B400"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.2
 	nutriment_factor = 2
+	taste_message = "broth"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/cheese
 	name = "Cheese"
@@ -532,6 +566,7 @@
 	description = "Some cheese. Pour it out to make it solid."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#FFFF00"
+	taste_message = "cheese"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/cheese/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(3))
@@ -549,6 +584,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#B2B139"
 	overdose_threshold = 50
+	taste_message = "cheese?"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/fake_cheese/overdose_process(mob/living/M, severity)
 	if(prob(8))
@@ -562,6 +598,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#50FF00"
 	addiction_chance = 5
+	taste_message = "cheese...?"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/weird_cheese/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(5))
@@ -578,6 +615,7 @@
 	description = "A dish made of mashed beans cooked with lard."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#684435"
+	taste_message = "burritos"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/beans/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(10))
@@ -590,6 +628,7 @@
 	description = "Bread! Yep, bread."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#9C5013"
+	taste_message = "bread"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/soybeanoil
 	name = "Space-soybean oil"
@@ -597,6 +636,7 @@
 	description = "An oil derived from extra-terrestrial soybeans."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#B1B0B0"
+	taste_message = "oil"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/soybeanoil/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(10))
@@ -613,6 +653,7 @@
 	color = "#B1B0B0"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.2
 	overdose_threshold = 75
+	taste_message = "oil"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/hydrogenated_soybeanoil/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(15))
@@ -643,6 +684,7 @@
 	description = "A paste comprised of highly-processed organic material. Uncomfortably similar to deviled ham spread."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#EBD7D7"
+	taste_message = "meat"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/meatslurry/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(4))
@@ -660,6 +702,7 @@
 	description = "A starchy food paste made from boiled potatoes."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#D6D9C1"
+	taste_message = "potatoes"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/gravy
 	name = "Gravy"
@@ -667,6 +710,7 @@
 	description = "A savory sauce made from a simple meat-dripping roux and milk."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#B4641B"
+	taste_message = "gravy"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/beff
 	name = "Beff"
@@ -674,6 +718,7 @@
 	description = "An advanced blend of mechanically-recovered meat and textured synthesized protein product notable for its unusual crystalline grain when sliced."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#AC7E67"
+	taste_message = "meat; hopefully"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/beff/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(5))
@@ -691,6 +736,7 @@
 	description = "An Italian-American variety of salami usually made from beef and pork"
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#AC7E67"
+	taste_message = "pepperoni"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/pepperoni/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, volume)
 	if(method == TOUCH)
@@ -722,6 +768,7 @@
 	description = "A gross and unidentifiable substance."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#63DE63"
+	taste_message = "burned food"

 /datum/reagent/questionmark/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, volume)
 	if(method == INGEST)
@@ -737,6 +784,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#F5F5F5"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.2
+	taste_message = "excellent cuisine"

 /datum/reagent/msg/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(5))
@@ -747,16 +795,13 @@
 			M.Stun(rand(2,5))
 	..()

-/datum/reagent/msg/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, volume)
-	if(method == INGEST)
-		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>That tasted amazing!</span>")
-
 /datum/reagent/cholesterol
 	name = "cholesterol"
 	id = "cholesterol"
 	description = "Pure cholesterol. Probably not very good for you."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#FFFAC8"
+	taste_message = "heart disease"

 /datum/reagent/cholesterol/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(volume >= 25 && prob(volume*0.15))
@@ -782,6 +827,7 @@
 	description = "Scrapings of some unknown fungus found growing on the station walls."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#C87D28"
+	taste_message = "puke"

 /datum/reagent/fungus/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, volume)
 	if(method == INGEST)
@@ -802,6 +848,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#8EAE7B"
 	process_flags = ORGANIC | SYNTHETIC		//Because apparently ghosts in the shell
+	taste_message = "spooks"

 /datum/reagent/ectoplasm/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	var/spooky_message = pick("You notice something moving out of the corner of your eye, but nothing is there...", "Your eyes twitch, you feel like something you can't see is here...", "You've got the heebie-jeebies.", "You feel uneasy.", "You shudder as if cold...", "You feel something gliding across your back...")
@@ -830,6 +877,7 @@
 	description = "Looks like someone lost their lunch. And then collected it. Yuck."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#FFFF00"
+	taste_message = "puke"

 /datum/reagent/vomit/reaction_turf(turf/T, volume)
 	if(volume >= 5 && !istype(T, /turf/space))
@@ -842,12 +890,13 @@
 	description = "Whoa, that can't be natural. That's horrible."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#78FF74"
+	taste_message = "puke"

 /datum/reagent/greenvomit/reaction_turf(turf/T, volume)
 	if(volume >= 5 && !istype(T, /turf/space))
 		new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/vomit/green(T)
 		playsound(T, 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 50, 1, -3)
-		
+
 ////Lavaland Flora Reagents////

 /datum/reagent/consumable/entpoly
@@ -855,6 +904,7 @@
 	id = "entpoly"
 	description = "An ichor, derived from a certain mushroom, makes for a bad time."
 	color = "#1d043d"
+	taste_message = "puke"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/entpoly/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(current_cycle >= 10)
@@ -873,12 +923,13 @@
 	description = "A stimulating ichor which causes luminescent fungi to grow on the skin. "
 	color = "#b5a213"
 	var/light_activated = 0
+	taste_message = "puke"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/tinlux/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(!light_activated)
 		M.set_light(2)
 		light_activated = 1
-	..()	
+	..()

 /datum/reagent/consumable/tinlux/on_mob_delete(mob/living/M)
 	M.set_light(0)
@@ -889,9 +940,10 @@
 	description = "A bubbly paste that heals wounds of the skin."
 	color = "#d3a308"
 	nutriment_factor = 3 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	taste_message = "sweetness"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/vitfro/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(80))
 		M.adjustBruteLoss(-1 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER)
 		M.adjustFireLoss(-1 * REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER)
-	..()
+	..()
@@ -205,6 +205,7 @@
 	color = "#C8A5DC"
 	penetrates_skin = 1
 	metabolization_rate = 0.15
+	taste_message = "salt"

 /datum/reagent/medicine/salglu_solution/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(33))
@@ -38,6 +38,7 @@
 	description = "A colorless, odorless gas."
 	reagent_state = GAS
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/nitrogen
 	name = "Nitrogen"
@@ -45,7 +46,7 @@
 	description = "A colorless, odorless, tasteless gas."
 	reagent_state = GAS
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
-
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/hydrogen
 	name = "Hydrogen"
@@ -53,7 +54,7 @@
 	description = "A colorless, odorless, nonmetallic, tasteless, highly combustible diatomic gas."
 	reagent_state = GAS
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
-
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/potassium
 	name = "Potassium"
@@ -61,7 +62,7 @@
 	description = "A soft, low-melting solid that can easily be cut with a knife. Reacts violently with water."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#A0A0A0" // rgb: 160, 160, 160
-
+	taste_message = "bad ideas"

 /datum/reagent/sulfur
 	name = "Sulfur"
@@ -69,7 +70,7 @@
 	description = "A chemical element."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#BF8C00" // rgb: 191, 140, 0
-
+	taste_message = "impulsive decisions"

 /datum/reagent/sodium
 	name = "Sodium"
@@ -77,7 +78,7 @@
 	description = "A chemical element."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
-
+	taste_message = "horrible misjudgement"

 /datum/reagent/phosphorus
 	name = "Phosphorus"
@@ -85,7 +86,7 @@
 	description = "A chemical element."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#832828" // rgb: 131, 40, 40
-
+	taste_message = "misguided choices"

 /datum/reagent/carbon
 	name = "Carbon"
@@ -93,6 +94,7 @@
 	description = "A chemical element."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#1C1300" // rgb: 30, 20, 0
+	taste_message = "like a pencil or something"

 /datum/reagent/carbon/reaction_turf(turf/T, volume)
 	if(!istype(T, /turf/space) && !(locate(/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt) in T)) // Only add one dirt per turf.  Was causing people to crash.
@@ -104,6 +106,7 @@
 	description = "Gold is a dense, soft, shiny metal and the most malleable and ductile metal known."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#F7C430" // rgb: 247, 196, 48
+	taste_message = "bling"


 /datum/reagent/silver
@@ -112,6 +115,7 @@
 	description = "A lustrous metallic element regarded as one of the precious metals."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#D0D0D0" // rgb: 208, 208, 208
+	taste_message = "sub-par bling"


 /datum/reagent/aluminum
@@ -120,6 +124,7 @@
 	description = "A silvery white and ductile member of the boron group of chemical elements."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#A8A8A8" // rgb: 168, 168, 168
+	taste_message = "metal"


 /datum/reagent/silicon
@@ -128,6 +133,7 @@
 	description = "A tetravalent metalloid, silicon is less reactive than its chemical analog carbon."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#A8A8A8" // rgb: 168, 168, 168
+	taste_message = null


 /datum/reagent/copper
@@ -135,6 +141,7 @@
 	id = "copper"
 	description = "A highly ductile metal."
 	color = "#6E3B08" // rgb: 110, 59, 8
+	taste_message = "copper"


 /datum/reagent/iron
@@ -143,6 +150,7 @@
 	description = "Pure iron is a metal."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#C8A5DC" // rgb: 200, 165, 220
+	taste_message = "metal"

 /datum/reagent/iron/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(ishuman(M))
@@ -158,6 +166,7 @@
 	description = "A perfluoronated sulfonic acid that forms a foam when mixed with water."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#9E6B38" // rgb: 158, 107, 56
+	taste_message = null

 // metal foaming agent
 // this is lithium hydride. Add other recipies (e.g. LiH + H2O -> LiOH + H2) eventually
@@ -167,6 +176,7 @@
 	description = "A caustic substance commonly used in fertilizer or household cleaners."
 	reagent_state = GAS
 	color = "#404030" // rgb: 64, 64, 48
+	taste_message = "floor cleaner"

 /datum/reagent/diethylamine
 	name = "Diethylamine"
@@ -174,6 +184,7 @@
 	description = "A secondary amine, useful as a plant nutrient and as building block for other compounds."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#322D00"
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/oil
 	name = "Oil"
@@ -181,6 +192,7 @@
 	description = "A decent lubricant for machines. High in benzene, naptha and other hydrocarbons."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#3C3C3C"
+	taste_message = "motor oil"

 /datum/reagent/iodine
 	name = "Iodine"
@@ -188,6 +200,7 @@
 	description = "A purple gaseous element."
 	reagent_state = GAS
 	color = "#493062"
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/carpet
 	name = "Carpet"
@@ -195,6 +208,7 @@
 	description = "A covering of thick fabric used on floors. This type looks particularly gross."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#701345"
+	taste_message = "a carpet...what?"

 /datum/reagent/carpet/reaction_turf(turf/simulated/T, volume)
 	if(istype(T, /turf/simulated/floor/plating) || istype(T, /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel))
@@ -208,6 +222,7 @@
 	description = "A red-brown liquid element."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#4E3A3A"
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/phenol
 	name = "Phenol"
@@ -215,6 +230,7 @@
 	description = "Also known as carbolic acid, this is a useful building block in organic chemistry."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#525050"
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/ash
 	name = "Ash"
@@ -222,6 +238,7 @@
 	description = "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#191919"
+	taste_message = "ash"

 /datum/reagent/acetone
 	name = "Acetone"
@@ -229,6 +246,7 @@
 	description = "Pure 100% nail polish remover, also works as an industrial solvent."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#474747"
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/acetone/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.adjustToxLoss(1.5)
@@ -240,6 +258,7 @@
 	description = "Volatile."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#60A584" // rgb: 96, 165, 132
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent
 	name = "Colorful Reagent"
@@ -247,6 +266,7 @@
 	description = "It's pure liquid colors. That's a thing now."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#FFFFFF"
+	taste_message = "colors!"

 /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/reaction_mob(mob/living/simple_animal/M, method=TOUCH, volume)
    if(isanimal(M))
@@ -269,6 +289,7 @@
 	description = "A rather tubular and gnarly way of coloring totally bodacious hair. Duuuudddeee."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#960096"
+	taste_message = "the 2559 Autumn release of the Le Jeune Homme catalogue for professional hairdressers"

 /datum/reagent/hair_dye/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, volume)
 	if(ishuman(M))
@@ -291,6 +312,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#5DDA5D"
 	penetrates_skin = 1
+	taste_message = "someone's beard"

 /datum/reagent/hairgrownium/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, volume)
 	if(ishuman(M))
@@ -309,6 +331,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#5DD95D"
 	penetrates_skin = 1
+	taste_message = "multiple beards"

 /datum/reagent/super_hairgrownium/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, volume)
 	if(ishuman(M))
@@ -341,6 +364,7 @@
 	description = "Oh god it never ends, IT NEVER STOPS!"
 	reagent_state = GAS
 	color = "#D06E27"
+	taste_message = "mexican cuisine"

 /datum/reagent/fartonium/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(66))
@@ -364,6 +388,7 @@
 	description = "Hugs, in liquid form.  Yes, the concept of a hug.  As a liquid.  This makes sense in the future."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#FF97B9"
+	taste_message = "hugs; awww"

 /datum/reagent/love
 	name = "Pure love"
@@ -371,6 +396,7 @@
 	description = "What is this emotion you humans call \"love?\"  Oh, it's this?  This is it? Huh, well okay then, thanks."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#FF83A5"
+	taste_message = "love; awwwwwww"

 /datum/reagent/love/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(M.a_intent == I_HARM)
@@ -399,6 +425,7 @@
 	id = "royal_bee_jelly"
 	description = "Royal Bee Jelly, if injected into a Queen Space Bee said bee will split into two bees."
 	color = "#00ff80"
+	taste_message = "sweetness"

 /datum/reagent/royal_bee_jelly/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(2))
@@ -411,6 +438,7 @@
 	description = "A commercial chemical designed to help older men in the bedroom." //not really it just makes you a giant
 	color = "#ff0000"//strong red. rgb 255, 0, 0
 	var/current_size = 1
+	taste_message = "power!"

 /datum/reagent/growthserum/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/H)
 	var/newsize = current_size
@@ -442,13 +470,15 @@
 	description = "Finely ground Coffee beans, used to make coffee."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#5B2E0D" // rgb: 91, 46, 13
+	taste_message = "bitterness"

 /datum/reagent/toxin/teapowder
 	name = "Ground Tea Leaves"
 	id = "teapowder"
 	description = "Finely shredded Tea leaves, used for making tea."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
-	color = "#7F8400" // rgb: 127, 132, 0
+	color = "#7F8400" // rgb: 127, 132, 0"
+	taste_message = "bitterness"

 //////////////////////////////////Hydroponics stuff///////////////////////////////

@@ -458,6 +488,7 @@
 	description = "Some kind of nutriment. You can't really tell what it is. You should probably report it, along with how you obtained it."
 	color = "#000000" // RBG: 0, 0, 0
 	var/tox_prob = 0
+	taste_message = "puke"

 /datum/reagent/plantnutriment/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(tox_prob))
@@ -520,4 +551,4 @@
 	id = "triplepiss"
 	description = "Ewwwwwwwww."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
-	color = "#857400"
+	color = "#857400"
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 	description = "Floor paint is used to color floor tiles."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#808080"
+	taste_message = "paint"

 /datum/reagent/paint/reaction_turf(turf/T, volume)
 	if(!istype(T, /turf/space))
@@ -54,7 +55,8 @@
 	description = "Paint remover is used to remove floor paint from floor tiles."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#808080"
+	taste_message = "alcohol"

 /datum/reagent/paint_remover/reaction_turf(turf/T, volume)
 	if(!istype(T, /turf/space))
-		T.color = initial(T.color)
+		T.color = initial(T.color)
@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@
 	description = "Tastes just how you'd think Paradise would if you could bottle it."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#cc0044"
+	taste_message = "paradise"

 //Apple-pocalypse: Low chance to cause a goonchem vortex that pulls things within a very small radius (2 tiles?) towards the drinker
 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/apple_pocalypse
@@ -23,6 +24,7 @@
 	description = "If doomsday came in fruit form, it'd probably be apples."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#44FF44"
+	taste_message = "doomsday"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/apple_pocalypse/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(1))
@@ -38,6 +40,7 @@
 	description = "Reason for ban: Excessive Flavor."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#FF44FF"
+	taste_message = "a permaban"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/berry_banned/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(10))
@@ -65,6 +68,7 @@
 	description = "Reason for ban: Excessive Flavor."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#FF44FF"
+	taste_message = "a permaban"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/berry_banned2/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(50))
@@ -85,6 +89,7 @@
 	description = "Creamy, smooth flavor, just like the bald heads of the masses. Supposedly aged for 30 years."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#4d2600"
+	taste_message = "greytide"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/blackeye_brew/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(25))
@@ -107,6 +112,7 @@
 	description = "Exploding with grape flavor and a favorite among ERT members system-wide."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#9933ff"
+	taste_message = "old people"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/grape_granade/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(1))
@@ -125,6 +131,7 @@
 	description = "Soft drinks have been detected on collision course with your tastebuds."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#cc9900"
+	taste_message = "flying space rocks"

 /datum/reagent/consumable/drink/meteor_malt/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(25))
@@ -134,4 +141,4 @@
 		var/amount = rand(1, 5)
 		var/mineral = pick("copper", "iron", "gold", "carbon", "silver", "aluminum", "silicon", "sodiumchloride", "plasma")
 		M.reagents.add_reagent(mineral, amount)
-	..()
+	..()
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "dr_gibb_glass"
 	drink_name = "Glass of welder fuel"
 	drink_desc = "Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption."
+	taste_message = "mistakes"

 /datum/reagent/fuel/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, volume)//Splashing people with welding fuel to make them easy to ignite!
 	if(method == TOUCH)
@@ -20,6 +21,7 @@
 	description = "The liquid phase of an unusual extraterrestrial compound."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#7A2B94"
+	taste_message = "corporate assets going to waste"

 /datum/reagent/plasma/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.adjustToxLoss(1*REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER)
@@ -43,6 +45,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#673910" // rgb: 103, 57, 16
 	process_flags = ORGANIC | SYNTHETIC
+	taste_message = "metal"

 /datum/reagent/thermite/reaction_turf(turf/simulated/wall/W, volume)
 	if(volume >= 5 && istype(W))
@@ -56,6 +59,7 @@
 	description = "Glycerol is a simple polyol compound. Glycerol is sweet-tasting and of low toxicity."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
+	taste_message = "sweetness"

 /datum/reagent/stabilizing_agent
 	name = "Stabilizing Agent"
@@ -63,6 +67,7 @@
 	description = "A chemical that stabilises normally volatile compounds, preventing them from reacting immediately."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#FFFF00"
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/clf3
 	name = "Chlorine Trifluoride"
@@ -72,6 +77,7 @@
 	color = "#FF0000"
 	metabolization_rate = 4
 	process_flags = ORGANIC | SYNTHETIC
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/clf3/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.adjust_fire_stacks(2)
@@ -116,6 +122,7 @@
 	description = "Sucks everything into the detonation point."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#800080"
+	taste_message = "the end of the world"

 /datum/reagent/blackpowder
 	name = "Black Powder"
@@ -125,6 +132,7 @@
 	color = "#000000"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.05
 	penetrates_skin = 1
+	taste_message = "sand"

 /datum/reagent/blackpowder/reaction_turf(turf/T, volume) //oh shit
 	if(volume >= 5 && !istype(T, /turf/space))
@@ -279,6 +287,7 @@
 	id = "plasma_dust"
 	description = "A fine dust of plasma. This chemical has unusual mutagenic properties for viruses and slimes alike."
 	color = "#500064" // rgb: 80, 0, 100
+	taste_message = "corporate assets going to waste"

 /datum/reagent/plasma_dust/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.adjustToxLoss(3)
@@ -38,6 +38,7 @@
 	description = "Useful for dealing with undesirable customers."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#CF3600" // rgb: 207, 54, 0
+	taste_message = "mint"

 /datum/reagent/minttoxin/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(FAT in M.mutations)
@@ -50,6 +51,7 @@
 	description = "A gooey semi-liquid produced from one of the deadliest lifeforms in existence. SO REAL."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#801E28" // rgb: 128, 30, 40
+	taste_message = "slimes?"

 /datum/reagent/slimejelly/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(10))
@@ -66,6 +68,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#13BC5E" // rgb: 19, 188, 94
 	can_synth = 0
+	taste_message = "shadows"

 /datum/reagent/slimetoxin/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(ishuman(M))
@@ -99,6 +102,7 @@
 	color = "#484848" // rgb: 72, 72, 72
 	metabolization_rate = 0.2
 	penetrates_skin = 1
+	taste_message = "metal"

 /datum/reagent/mercury/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(70))
@@ -113,6 +117,7 @@
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
 	penetrates_skin = 1
 	process_flags = ORGANIC | SYNTHETIC
+	taste_message = "fire"

 /datum/reagent/chlorine/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.adjustFireLoss(1)
@@ -126,6 +131,7 @@
 	color = "#6A6054"
 	penetrates_skin = 1
 	process_flags = ORGANIC | SYNTHETIC
+	taste_message = "spicy freshness"

 /datum/reagent/fluorine/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.adjustFireLoss(1)
@@ -212,6 +218,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#00D72B"
 	process_flags = ORGANIC | SYNTHETIC
+	taste_message = "<span class='userdanger'>ACID</span>"

 /datum/reagent/sacid/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.adjustFireLoss(1)
@@ -322,6 +329,7 @@
 	drink_icon ="beerglass"
 	drink_name = "Beer glass"
 	drink_desc = "A freezing pint of beer"
+	taste_message = "beer"

 /datum/reagent/beer2/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	switch(current_cycle)
@@ -341,6 +349,7 @@
 	metabolization_rate = 0.1
 	penetrates_skin = 1
 	can_synth = 0
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/polonium/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.apply_effect(8, IRRADIATE, negate_armor = 1)
@@ -354,6 +363,7 @@
 	color = "#E7C4C4"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.2
 	overdose_threshold = 40
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/histamine/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, volume) //dumping histamine on someone is VERY mean.
 	if(iscarbon(M))
@@ -510,6 +520,7 @@
 	color = "#CF3600"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.1
 	penetrates_skin = 1
+	taste_message = "almonds"

 /datum/reagent/cyanide/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.adjustToxLoss(1.5*REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER)
@@ -566,6 +577,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#4141D2"
 	process_flags = ORGANIC | SYNTHETIC
+	taste_message = "<span class='userdanger'>ACID</span>"

 /datum/reagent/facid/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.adjustToxLoss(1*REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER)
@@ -629,6 +641,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#7F10C0"
 	can_synth = 0
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/initropidril/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(prob(33))
@@ -659,6 +672,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#1E4664"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.2
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/pancuronium/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	switch(current_cycle)
@@ -721,6 +735,7 @@
 	penetrates_skin = 1
 	can_synth = 0

+	taste_message = null
 /datum/reagent/ketamine/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	switch(current_cycle)
 		if(1 to 5)
@@ -781,6 +796,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#D1DED1"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.2
+	taste_message = "puke"

 /datum/reagent/lipolicide/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(!M.nutrition)
@@ -853,6 +869,7 @@
 	metabolization_rate = 0.1
 	penetrates_skin = 1
 	overdose_threshold = 25
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/sarin/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	switch(current_cycle)
@@ -1062,6 +1079,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#993333"
 	process_flags = ORGANIC | SYNTHETIC
+	taste_message = "<span class='warning'>ANTS; OH GOD!</span>"

 /datum/reagent/ants/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.adjustBruteLoss(2)
@@ -1083,6 +1101,7 @@
 	metabolization_rate = 0.2
 	var/shock_timer = 0
 	process_flags = ORGANIC | SYNTHETIC
+	taste_message = "electrons"

 /datum/reagent/teslium/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	shock_timer++
@@ -1090,4 +1109,4 @@
 		shock_timer = 0
 		M.electrocute_act(rand(5,20), "Teslium in their body", 1, 1) //Override because it's caused from INSIDE of you
 		playsound(M, "sparks", 50, 1)
-	..()
+	..()
@@ -18,6 +18,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "glass_clear"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Water"
 	drink_desc = "The father of all refreshments."
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/water/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, volume)
 // Put out fire
@@ -61,6 +62,7 @@
 	description = "Lubricant is a substance introduced between two moving surfaces to reduce the friction and wear between them. giggity."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#1BB1AB"
+	taste_message = "oil"

 /datum/reagent/lube/reaction_turf(turf/simulated/T, volume)
 	if(volume >= 1 && istype(T))
@@ -73,6 +75,7 @@
 	description = "A compound used to clean things. Now with 50% more sodium hypochlorite!"
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#61C2C2"
+	taste_message = "floor cleaner"

 /datum/reagent/space_cleaner/reaction_obj(obj/O, volume)
 	if(O && !istype(O, /atom/movable/lighting_overlay))
@@ -138,6 +141,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "glass_red"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Tomato juice"
 	drink_desc = "Are you sure this is tomato juice?"
+	taste_message = "blood"

 /datum/reagent/blood/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, volume)
 	if(data && data["viruses"])
@@ -238,6 +242,7 @@
 	description = "Smelly water from a fish tank. Gross!"
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#757547"
+	taste_message = "puke"

 /datum/reagent/fishwater/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, volume)
 	if(method == INGEST)
@@ -257,6 +262,7 @@
 	description = "Filthy water scoured from a nasty toilet bowl. Absolutely disgusting."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#757547"
+	taste_message = "puke"

 /datum/reagent/fishwater/toiletwater/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, volume) //For shennanigans
 	return
@@ -271,6 +277,7 @@
 	drink_icon = "glass_clear"
 	drink_name = "Glass of Water"
 	drink_desc = "The father of all refreshments."
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/holywater/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.AdjustJitter(-5)
@@ -346,6 +353,7 @@
 	description = "Something that shouldn't exist on this plane of existance."
 	process_flags = ORGANIC | SYNTHETIC //ethereal means everything processes it.
 	metabolization_rate = 1
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/fuel/unholywater/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	if(iscultist(M))
@@ -373,6 +381,7 @@
 	process_flags = ORGANIC | SYNTHETIC		//Admin-bus has no brakes! KILL THEM ALL.
 	metabolization_rate = 1
 	can_synth = 0
+	taste_message = null

 /datum/reagent/hellwater/on_mob_life(mob/living/M)
 	M.fire_stacks = min(5, M.fire_stacks + 3)
@@ -388,6 +397,7 @@
 	color = "#FF9966"
 	description = "You don't even want to think about what's in here."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	taste_message = "meat"

 /datum/reagent/liquidgibs/reaction_turf(turf/T, volume) //yes i took it from synthflesh...
 	if(volume >= 5 && !istype(T, /turf/space))
@@ -416,4 +426,4 @@
 	if(istype(O, /obj/item/clothing/shoes/galoshes))
 		var/t_loc = get_turf(O)
 		qdel(O)
-		new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/galoshes/dry(t_loc)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/galoshes/dry(t_loc)