diff --git a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm index 59278124aa0..83da118202e 100644 --- a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm +++ b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm @@ -1707,7 +1707,7 @@ if(!istype(H)) to_chat(usr, "This can only be used on instances of type /mob/living/carbon/human") return - var/etypes = list("borging","corgifying","firedeath","braindeath","honktumor","demotion") + var/etypes = list("Borgification","Corgification","Death By Fire","Total Brain Death","Honk Tumor","Demotion Notice") var/eviltype = input(src.owner, "Which type of evil fax do you wish to send [H]?","Its good to be baaaad...", "") as null|anything in etypes if(!(eviltype in etypes)) return @@ -1718,7 +1718,7 @@ var/obj/machinery/photocopier/faxmachine/fax = locate(href_list["originfax"]) P.name = "Central Command - [customname]" - P.info = "A reminder: per the terms of your contract, stupid faxes will get you demoted, or worse." + P.info = "You really should've known better." P.myeffect = eviltype P.mytarget = H if(alert("Do you want the Evil Fax to activate automatically if [H] tries to ignore it?",,"Yes", "No") == "Yes") @@ -1758,19 +1758,19 @@ var/obj/item/weapon/paper/P = new /obj/item/weapon/paper(null) var/obj/machinery/photocopier/faxmachine/fax = locate(href_list["originfax"]) P.name = "Central Command - paper" - var/stypes = list("handle it yourself","illegible","not signed","sorry, not right now","stop wasting our time") + var/stypes = list("Handle it yourselves!","Illegible fax","Fax not signed/stamped","Not Right Now","You are wasting our time") var/stype = input(src.owner, "Which type of standard reply do you wish to send to [H]?","Choose your paperwork", "") as null|anything in stypes var/tmsg = "



NanoTrasen Science Station Cyberiad


NAS Trurl Communications Department Report


" - if(stype == "handle it yourself") - tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

Please proceed in accordance with Standard Operating Procedure and/or Space Law. You are fully trained to handle this situation without Central Command intervention." - else if(stype == "illegible") - tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

Your fax was too poorly written for our system to interpret." - else if(stype == "not signed") - tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

Your fax was not properly signed and/or stamped." - else if(stype == "sorry, not right now") - tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Unfortunately, we are unable to spare the resources to assist you at this time." - else if(stype == "stop wasting our time") - tmsg += "Stop wasting our time." + if(stype == "Handle it yourselves!") + tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

Please proceed in accordance with Standard Operating Procedure and/or Space Law. You are fully trained to handle this situation without Central Command intervention.

This is an automatic message.

Do not reply." + else if(stype == "Illegible fax") + tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

Your fax's grammar, syntax and/or typography are of a sub-par level and do not allow us to understand the contents of the message.

Please consult your nearest dictionary and/or thesaurus and try again.

This is an automatic message.

Do not reply." + else if(stype == "Fax not signed/stamped") + tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

Your fax was not properly signed and/or stamped. Please stamp your fax in accordance with NanoTrasen Fax Communication Policy, Section 3, Paragraph 6, Line 9.

This is an automatic message.

Do not reply." + else if(stype == "Not Right Now") + tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

Due to pressing concerns of a matter above your current paygrade, we are unable to provide assistance in whatever matter your fax referenced.

This can be either due to a power outage, bureaucratic audit, pest infestation, Ascendance Event, corgi outbreak, or any other situation that would affect the proper functioning of the NAS Trurl.

Please try again later.

This is an automatic message.

Do not reply." + else if(stype == "You are wasting our time") + tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

In the interest of preventing further mismanagement of company resources, please avoid wasting our time with such petty drivel.

Do kindly remember that we expect our workforce to maintain at least a semi-decent level of proffesionalism. Do not test our patience.

This is an automatic message.

Do not reply." else return tmsg += "" diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm index db7a054a693..2f0afc2e846 100644 --- a/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm +++ b/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm @@ -676,23 +676,27 @@ /obj/item/weapon/paper/evilfax/proc/evilpaper_specialaction(var/mob/living/carbon/target) spawn(30) if(istype(target,/mob/living/carbon)) - if(myeffect == "borging") + if(myeffect == "Borgification") + to_chat(target,"You seem to comprehend the AI a little better. Why are your muscles so stiff?") target.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/transformation/robot(0)) - else if(myeffect == "corgifying") + else if(myeffect == "Corgification") + to_chat(target,"You hear distant howling as the world seems to grow bigger around you. Boy, that itch sure is getting worse!") target.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/transformation/corgi(0)) - else if(myeffect == "firedeath") + else if(myeffect == "Death By Fire") + to_chat(target,"You feel hotter than usual. Maybe you should lowe-wait, is that your hand melting?") var/turf/simulated/T = get_turf(target) new /obj/effect/hotspot(T) target.adjustFireLoss(150) // hard crit, the burning takes care of the rest. - else if(myeffect == "braindeath") - to_chat(target,"A series of bright lights flash across your vision: COGNITOHAZARD YHWH-3 ACTIVATED") + else if(myeffect == "Total Brain Death") + to_chat(target,"You see a message appear in front of you in bright red letters: YHWH-3 MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED") target.mutations.Add(NOCLONE) target.adjustBrainLoss(125) - else if(myeffect == "honktumor") + else if(myeffect == "Honk Tumor") if(!target.get_int_organ(/obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor)) var/obj/item/organ/internal/organ = new /obj/item/organ/internal/honktumor + to_chat(target,"Life seems funnier, somehow.") organ.insert(target) - else if(myeffect == "demotion") + else if(myeffect == "Demotion Notice") command_announcement.Announce("[mytarget] is hereby demoted to the rank of Civilian. Process this demotion immediately. Failure to comply with these orders is grounds for termination.","CC Demotion Order") else message_admins("Evil paper [src] was activated without a proper effect set! This is a bug.")