diff --git a/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_nuclear.dm b/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_nuclear.dm
index 66cc4fc68d6..eb0021a5842 100644
--- a/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_nuclear.dm
+++ b/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_nuclear.dm
@@ -680,3 +680,23 @@
 	reference = "DEPCN"
 	excludefrom = list()
 	uplinktypes = list(UPLINK_TYPE_NUCLEAR, UPLINK_TYPE_SST)
+
+// ---------------------------------
+// NUKIE ONLY POINTLESS BADASSERY
+// ---------------------------------
+
+/datum/uplink_item/badass/confettidrum
+	name = "Bulldog - 12g party Magazine"
+	desc = "An alternative 12-round confetti magazine for use in the Bulldog shotgun. Why? Because we can - Honkco Industries"
+	item = /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/m12g/confetti
+	reference = "12CS"
+	uplinktypes = list(UPLINK_TYPE_NUCLEAR, UPLINK_TYPE_SST)
+	cost = 1
+
+/datum/uplink_item/badass/confetti_party_pack
+	name = "Nuclear party pack"
+	desc = "A dufflebag filled with hilarious equipment! Comes with free confetti grenades and a cap gun!"
+	item = /obj/item/storage/backpack/duffel/syndie/party
+	reference = "SPP"
+	uplinktypes = list(UPLINK_TYPE_NUCLEAR, UPLINK_TYPE_SST)
+	cost = 10
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/confetti.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/confetti.dm
index c0ef064ccee..6165f08488f 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/confetti.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/confetti.dm
@@ -2,15 +2,15 @@
 	name = "party grenade"
 	desc = "Party time!"
 	icon_state = "confetti"
-	var/spawner_type = /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/confetti
 
 /obj/item/grenade/confetti/prime()
-	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
-	playsound(T, 'sound/effects/confetti_partywhistle.ogg', 100, 1)
-	for(var/i in 1 to 20) //20 confettis. Yes.
-		var/atom/movable/x = new spawner_type
-		x.loc = T
-		for(var/j in 1 to rand(1, 4))
-			step(x, pick(NORTH,SOUTH,EAST,WEST))
-
+	confettisize(src, 20, 4) //20 confettis. Yes.
 	qdel(src)
+
+/proc/confettisize(turf/simulated/T, volume, range)
+	var/spawner_type = /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/confetti
+	playsound(T, 'sound/effects/confetti_partywhistle.ogg', 70, 1)
+	for(var/i in 1 to volume)
+		var/atom/movable/x = new spawner_type(T)
+		for(var/j in 1 to rand(1, range))
+			step(x, pick(NORTH,SOUTH,EAST,WEST))
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
index bf10509cec9..84cc2e3c396 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
@@ -125,6 +125,11 @@
 	new /obj/item/instrument/bikehorn(src)
 	new /obj/item/bikehorn(src)
 	new /obj/item/dnainjector/comic(src)
+	for(var/i in 1 to 10)
+		new /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/m12g/confetti(src)
+	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
+		new /obj/item/grenade/confetti(src)
+	new /obj/item/gun/projectile/revolver/capgun(src)
 
 /obj/item/storage/backpack/mime
 	name = "Parcel Parceaux"
@@ -592,6 +597,16 @@
 		new /obj/item/circular_saw(src)
 		new /obj/item/surgicaldrill(src)
 
+/obj/item/storage/backpack/duffel/syndie/party
+	desc = "A large duffel bag, packed to the brim with hilarious equipment."
+
+/obj/item/storage/backpack/duffel/syndie/party/populate_contents()
+	for(var/i in 1 to 10)
+		new /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/m12g/confetti(src)
+	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
+		new /obj/item/grenade/confetti(src)
+	new /obj/item/gun/projectile/revolver/capgun(src)
+
 #define NANNY_MAX_VALUE 7
 #define NANNY_MIN_VALUE 6
 
diff --git a/code/modules/crafting/recipes.dm b/code/modules/crafting/recipes.dm
index 15feb4296cb..7a59fab5977 100644
--- a/code/modules/crafting/recipes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/crafting/recipes.dm
@@ -423,6 +423,16 @@
 	category = CAT_WEAPONRY
 	subcategory = CAT_AMMO
 
+/datum/crafting_recipe/confettishot
+	name = "Confetti Shot"
+	result = list(/obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/confetti)
+	reqs = list(/obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/techshell = 1,
+				/datum/reagent/confetti = 10)
+	tools = list(TOOL_SCREWDRIVER)
+	time = 5
+	category = CAT_WEAPONRY
+	subcategory = CAT_AMMO
+
 /datum/crafting_recipe/ishotgun
 	name = "Improvised Shotgun"
 	result = list(/obj/item/gun/projectile/revolver/doublebarrel/improvised)
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/ammo_boxes.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/ammo_boxes.dm
index b14a742b238..a2be11cee53 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/ammo_boxes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/ammo_boxes.dm
@@ -111,6 +111,12 @@
 	icon_state = "buckloader"
 	ammo_type = /obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/buckshot
 
+/obj/item/ammo_box/shotgun/confetti
+	name = "shotgun speedloader (Confetti)"
+	icon_state = "partyloader"
+	ammo_type = /obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/confetti
+	multi_sprite_step = 1
+
 /obj/item/ammo_box/shotgun/dragonsbreath
 	name = "shotgun speedloader (Dragonsbreath)"
 	icon_state = "dragonsbreathloader"
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/ammo_casings.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/ammo_casings.dm
index dbeb03878b8..fa2f62870f5 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/ammo_casings.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/ammo_casings.dm
@@ -300,6 +300,12 @@
 	muzzle_flash_range = MUZZLE_FLASH_RANGE_NORMAL
 	materials = list(MAT_METAL=250)
 
+/obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/confetti
+	name = "confettishot"
+	desc = "It's party time!"
+	icon_state = "partyshell"
+	projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/bullet/confetti
+
 /obj/item/ammo_casing/a556
 	desc = "A 5.56mm bullet casing."
 	caliber = "a556"
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/magazines.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/magazines.dm
index 0838ace62e5..16c46758527 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/magazines.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/ammunition/magazines.dm
@@ -489,6 +489,11 @@
 	icon_state = "m12gXlDb"
 	ammo_type = /obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/incendiary/dragonsbreath
 
+/obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/m12g/confetti
+	name = "\improper XL shotgun magazine (12g confetti)"
+	icon_state = "party_drum"
+	ammo_type = /obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/confetti
+
 /obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/toy
 	name = "foam force META magazine"
 	ammo_type = /obj/item/ammo_casing/caseless/foam_dart
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special_projectiles.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special_projectiles.dm
index 896b4f44ed9..5559f70e878 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special_projectiles.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/special_projectiles.dm
@@ -219,6 +219,19 @@
 	explosion(target, -1, 0, 1)
 	return TRUE
 
+/obj/item/projectile/bullet/confetti
+	name = "confetti shot"
+	damage = 0
+	range = 3
+
+/obj/item/projectile/bullet/confetti/on_range()
+	confettisize(src, 7, 3)
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/projectile/bullet/confetti/on_hit(atom/target, blocked, hit_zone)
+	confettisize(src, 7, 3)
+	..()
+
 /obj/item/projectile/plasma
 	name = "plasma blast"
 	icon_state = "plasmacutter"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/pyrotechnic.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/pyrotechnic.dm
index a8703930ed5..9960656e37e 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/pyrotechnic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/pyrotechnic.dm
@@ -465,3 +465,14 @@
 		M.adjust_fire_stacks(volume / 5)
 		return
 	..()
+
+/datum/reagent/confetti
+	name = "Confetti"
+	id = "confetti"
+	description = "Pure, liquid confetti. Explodes into a colorful bomb when exposed to heat."
+	color = "#500064" // rgb: 80, 0, 100
+	taste_description = "the tears of janitors"
+
+/datum/reagent/confetti/reaction_turf(turf/T, volume)
+	var/confetti = /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/confetti
+	new confetti(T)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/pyrotechnics.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/pyrotechnics.dm
index 768689ee4db..00b1f7ac9ae 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/pyrotechnics.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/pyrotechnics.dm
@@ -389,3 +389,26 @@
 	result = "thermite"
 	required_reagents = list("aluminum" = 1, "iron" = 1, "oxygen" = 1)
 	result_amount = 3
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/confetti
+	name = "Confetti"
+	id = "confetti"
+	result = "confetti"
+	required_reagents = list("cyanide" = 1, "colorful_reagent" = 1)
+	result_amount = 5
+	mix_message = "The mixture congeals into a dry powder."
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/confetti/confettibomb
+	name = "confettibomb"
+	id = "confettibomb"
+	required_reagents = list("confetti" = 1)
+	min_temp = T0C + 300
+	result = null
+	mix_sound = 'sound/effects/confetti_partywhistle.ogg'
+	mix_message = "The powder starts vibrating quickly!"
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/confetti/confettibomb/on_reaction(datum/reagents/holder, created_volume)
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(holder.my_atom)
+	var/confetti_size = CEILING(created_volume / 10, 1)
+	var/confetti_range = CEILING(confetti_size / 2, 1)
+	confettisize(T, confetti_size, confetti_range)
diff --git a/icons/obj/ammo.dmi b/icons/obj/ammo.dmi
index 65f302bdfee..fb1f6459b40 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/ammo.dmi and b/icons/obj/ammo.dmi differ