diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/fireaxe.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/fireaxe.dm
index 73155a57a96..cd6834e1b64 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/fireaxe.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/fireaxe.dm
@@ -123,6 +123,10 @@
 		return
 	attack_hand(user)
 
+/obj/structure/closet/fireaxecabinet/shove_impact(mob/living/target, mob/living/attacker)
+	// no, you can't shove people into a fireaxe cabinet either
+	return FALSE
+
 /obj/structure/closet/fireaxecabinet/verb/toggle_openness() //nice name, huh? HUH?! -Erro //YEAH -Agouri
 	set name = "Open/Close"
 	set category = "Object"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm
index a18dd3c2842..517dd7a808c 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm
@@ -71,6 +71,9 @@
 		M.take_overall_damage((M.health - obj_integrity - 100),0) //any new damage the statue incurred is transfered to the mob
 
 	..()
+	
+/obj/structure/closet/statue/shove_impact(mob/living/target, mob/living/attacker)
+	return FALSE
 
 /obj/structure/closet/statue/open()
 	return
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crittercrate.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crittercrate.dm
index 82c03111f10..930de9f5e31 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crittercrate.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crittercrate.dm
@@ -36,6 +36,10 @@
 	..()
 	return TRUE
 
+
+/obj/structure/closet/critter/shove_impact(mob/living/target, mob/living/attacker)
+	return FALSE
+
 /obj/structure/closet/critter/random
 	name = "unmarked crate"
 	desc = "A crate designed for safe transport of animals. The contents are a mystery."