diff --git a/code/__HELPERS/global_lists.dm b/code/__HELPERS/global_lists.dm
index 0e721d87c87..ad4a06304fe 100644
--- a/code/__HELPERS/global_lists.dm
+++ b/code/__HELPERS/global_lists.dm
@@ -56,9 +56,6 @@ var/global/list/undershirt_t = list("White Shirt", "White Tank top", "Black shir
 var/global/list/undershirt_list = undershirt_t
 	//Backpacks
 var/global/list/backbaglist = list("Nothing", "Backpack", "Satchel", "Satchel Alt")
-	//Slime Colors
-var/global/slime_colorh = list("grey", "gold", "silver", "metal", "purple", "darkpurple", "orange", "yellow", "red", "blue", "darkblue", "pink", "green", "lightpink", "black", "oil", "adamantine")
-
 
 
 //////////////////////////
diff --git a/code/datums/datacore.dm b/code/datums/datacore.dm
index d7b995cdf2c..d99a17e7ab5 100644
--- a/code/datums/datacore.dm
+++ b/code/datums/datacore.dm
@@ -179,9 +179,6 @@ proc/get_id_photo(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		facial_s.Blend(rgb(H.r_facial, H.g_facial, H.b_facial), ICON_ADD)
 		eyes_s.Blend(facial_s, ICON_OVERLAY)
 
-	if(H.species.bloodflags & BLOOD_SLIME)
-		var/icon/blendingslime = new/icon("icon" = 'icons/effects/slimemutant.dmi', "icon_state" = "[H.slime_color]_slime_[H.gender]_s")
-		preview_icon.Blend(blendingslime, ICON_OVERLAY)
 
 	var/icon/clothes_s = null
 	switch(H.mind.assigned_role)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/golem.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/golem.dm
index 26cc5bac14a..d32de91c2a6 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/golem.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/golem.dm
@@ -10,7 +10,6 @@
 	blood_color = "#515573"
 	flesh_color = "#137E8F"
 
-	brute_mod = 0.8
 
 	has_organ = list(
 		"brain" = /obj/item/organ/brain/golem
@@ -22,4 +21,80 @@
 		H.mind.special_role = "Golem"
 	H.real_name = "adamantine golem ([rand(1, 1000)])"
 	H.name = H.real_name
-	..()
\ No newline at end of file
+	H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/golem(H), slot_w_uniform)
+	H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/suit/golem(H), slot_wear_suit)
+	H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/golem(H), slot_shoes)
+	H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/golem(H), slot_wear_mask)
+	H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/golem(H), slot_gloves)
+	..()
+
+
+////////Adamantine Golem stuff I dunno where else to put it
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/golem
+	name = "adamantine skin"
+	desc = "a golem's skin"
+	icon_state = "golem"
+	item_state = "golem"
+	_color = "golem"
+	has_sensor = 0
+	flags = ABSTRACT | NODROP
+	armor = list(melee = 10, bullet = 0, laser = 0,energy = 0, bomb = 0, bio = 0, rad = 0)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/golem
+	name = "adamantine shell"
+	desc = "a golem's thick outter shell"
+	icon_state = "golem"
+	item_state = "golem"
+	w_class = 4//bulky item
+	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.90
+	permeability_coefficient = 0.50
+	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS|HEAD
+	slowdown = 1.0
+	flags_inv = HIDEGLOVES|HIDESHOES|HIDEJUMPSUIT
+	flags = ONESIZEFITSALL | STOPSPRESSUREDMAGE | ABSTRACT | NODROP
+	heat_protection = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS | HEAD
+	max_heat_protection_temperature = FIRESUIT_MAX_HEAT_PROTECTION_TEMPERATURE
+	cold_protection = UPPER_TORSO | LOWER_TORSO | LEGS | FEET | ARMS | HANDS | HEAD
+	min_cold_protection_temperature = SPACE_SUIT_MIN_COLD_PROTECTION_TEMPERATURE
+	armor = list(melee = 80, bullet = 20, laser = 20, energy = 10, bomb = 0, bio = 0, rad = 0)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/golem
+	name = "golem's feet"
+	desc = "sturdy adamantine feet"
+	icon_state = "golem"
+	item_state = "golem"
+	flags = NOSLIP | ABSTRACT | MASKINTERNALS | MASKCOVERSMOUTH | NODROP
+	slowdown = SHOES_SLOWDOWN+1
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/golem
+	name = "golem's face"
+	desc = "the imposing face of an adamantine golem"
+	icon_state = "golem"
+	item_state = "golem"
+	siemens_coefficient = 0
+	unacidable = 1
+	flags = ABSTRACT | NODROP
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves/golem
+	name = "golem's hands"
+	desc = "strong adamantine hands"
+	icon_state = "golem"
+	item_state = null
+	siemens_coefficient = 0
+	flags = ABSTRACT | NODROP
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/space/golem
+	icon_state = "golem"
+	item_state = "dermal"
+	_color = "dermal"
+	name = "golem's head"
+	desc = "a golem's head"
+	unacidable = 1
+	flags = STOPSPRESSUREDMAGE | ABSTRACT | NODROP
+	heat_protection = HEAD
+	max_heat_protection_temperature = FIRE_HELMET_MAX_HEAT_PROTECTION_TEMPERATURE
+	armor = list(melee = 80, bullet = 20, laser = 20, energy = 10, bomb = 0, bio = 0, rad = 0)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/shadow.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/shadow.dm
index 269ce2b1f58..35335193c41 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/shadow.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/shadow.dm
@@ -13,13 +13,11 @@
 	flesh_color = "#AAAAAA"
 
 	has_organ = list(
-		"brain" = /obj/item/organ/brain/slime
+		"brain" = /obj/item/organ/brain
 		)
 
 	flags = NO_BLOOD | NO_BREATHE | NO_SCAN
 	bodyflags = FEET_NOSLIP
 
 /datum/species/shadow/handle_death(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
-	spawn(1)
-		new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash(H.loc)
-		del(H)
\ No newline at end of file
+	H.dust()
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
index 70ee12dd44c..55b6f5c4d69 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
@@ -345,7 +345,7 @@
 					if(issilicon(L) && (rabid || attacked)) // They can't eat silicons, but they can glomp them in defence
 						targets += L // Possible target found!
 
-					if(istype(L, /mob/living/carbon/human) && dna) //Ignore slime(wo)men
+					if(istype(L, /mob/living/carbon/human)) //Ignore slime(wo)men
 						var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
 						if(H.species.name == "Slime People")
 							continue
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
index 2798cd96c87..c2c7f678a72 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
@@ -963,105 +963,4 @@ mob/living/carbon/slime/var/temperature_resistance = T0C+75
 				O << "\red You are not eligable."
 				return
 			ghosts.Add(O)
-			O << "\blue You are signed up to be a golem."
-
-//////////////////////////////Old shit from metroids/RoRos, and the old cores, would not take much work to re-add them////////////////////////
-
-/*
-// Basically this slime Core catalyzes reactions that normally wouldn't happen anywhere
-/obj/item/slime_core
-	name = "slime extract"
-	desc = "Goo extracted from a slime. Legends claim these to have \"magical powers\"."
-	icon = 'icons/mob/slimes.dmi'
-	icon_state = "slime extract"
-	force = 1.0
-	w_class = 1.0
-	throwforce = 1.0
-	throw_speed = 2
-	throw_range = 6
-	origin_tech = "biotech=4"
-	var/POWERFLAG = 0 // sshhhhhhh
-	var/Flush = 30
-	var/Uses = 5 // uses before it goes inert
-
-/obj/item/slime_core/New()
-		..()
-		create_reagents(100)
-		POWERFLAG = rand(1,10)
-		Uses = rand(7, 25)
-		//flags |= NOREACT
-/*
-		spawn()
-			Life()
-
-	proc/Life()
-		while(src)
-			sleep(25)
-			Flush--
-			if(Flush <= 0)
-				reagents.clear_reagents()
-				Flush = 30
-*/
-
-
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg/slime
-	name = "slime egg"
-	desc = "A small, gelatinous egg."
-	icon = 'icons/mob/mob.dmi'
-	icon_state = "slime egg-growing"
-	bitesize = 12
-	origin_tech = "biotech=4"
-	var/grown = 0
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg/slime/New()
-	..()
-	reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 4)
-	reagents.add_reagent("slimejelly", 1)
-	spawn(rand(1200,1500))//the egg takes a while to "ripen"
-		Grow()
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg/slime/proc/Grow()
-	grown = 1
-	icon_state = "slime egg-grown"
-	processing_objects.Add(src)
-	return
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg/slime/proc/Hatch()
-	processing_objects.Remove(src)
-	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
-	src.visible_message("<span class='warning'> The [name] pulsates and quivers!</span>")
-	spawn(rand(50,100))
-		src.visible_message("<span class='warning'> The [name] bursts open!</span>")
-		new/mob/living/carbon/slime(T)
-		del(src)
-
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg/slime/process()
-	var/turf/location = get_turf(src)
-	var/datum/gas_mixture/environment = location.return_air()
-	if (environment.toxins > MOLES_PLASMA_VISIBLE)//plasma exposure causes the egg to hatch
-		src.Hatch()
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg/slime/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob, params)
-	if(istype( W, /obj/item/toy/crayon ))
-		return
-	else
-		..()
-*/
-
-/obj/item/slime_color
-	name = "slimeperson color selector"
-	desc = "Allows you to change your slimeperson color, once."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/device.dmi'
-	icon_state = "t-ray0"
-	force = 1.0
-	w_class = 1.0
-	throwforce = 1.0
-	throw_speed = 3
-	throw_range = 6
-	origin_tech = "biotech=4"
-	_color = "grey"
-	var/Uses = 1 // uses before it goes inert
-	var/list/slimecolor = list("grey","gold","silver","metal","purple","darkpurple","orange","yellow","red","blue","darkblue","pink","green","lightpink","black","oil","adamantine")
-
+			O << "\blue You are signed up to be a golem."
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/magic.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/magic.dm
index 506be488ea0..127557cd3b5 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/magic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/projectile/magic.dm
@@ -210,7 +210,8 @@ proc/wabbajack(mob/living/M)
 					new_mob.universal_speak = 1
 				if("human")
 					new_mob = new /mob/living/carbon/human/human(M.loc)
-
+					var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = new_mob
+					H.set_species(pick(all_species))
 					var/datum/preferences/A = new()	//Randomize appearance for the human
 					A.copy_to(new_mob)