diff --git a/code/datums/action.dm b/code/datums/action.dm
index be7f82494f9..4ba27fb037d 100644
--- a/code/datums/action.dm
+++ b/code/datums/action.dm
@@ -423,6 +423,13 @@
 /datum/action/item_action/remove_badge
 	name = "Remove Holobadge"
 
+
+// Clown Acrobat Shoes
+/datum/action/item_action/slipping
+	name = "Tactical Slip"
+	desc = "Activates the clown shoes' ankle-stimulating module, allowing the user to do a short slip forward going under anyone."
+	button_icon_state = "clown"
+
 // Jump boots
 /datum/action/item_action/bhop
 	name = "Activate Jump Boots"
diff --git a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
index 4e59d8ad6dd..12e2f1f71e1 100644
--- a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
+++ b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
@@ -167,18 +167,19 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(uplink_items, subtypesof(/datum/uplink_item))
 //Clown
 /datum/uplink_item/jobspecific/clowngrenade
 	name = "Banana Grenade"
-	desc = "A grenade that explodes into HONK! brand banana peels that are genetically modified to be extra slippery and extrude caustic acid when stepped on"
+	desc = "A grenade that explodes into HONK! brand banana peels that are genetically modified to be extra slippery and extrude caustic acid when stepped on."
 	reference = "BG"
 	item = /obj/item/grenade/clown_grenade
 	cost = 5
 	job = list("Clown")
 
-/datum/uplink_item/jobspecific/clownmagboots
-	name = "Clown Magboots"
-	desc = "A pair of modified clown shoes fitted with an advanced magnetic traction system. Look and sound exactly like regular clown shoes unless closely inspected."
-	reference = "CM"
-	item = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/magboots/clown
+/datum/uplink_item/jobspecific/clownslippers
+	name = "Clown Acrobatic Shoes"
+	desc = "A pair of modified clown shoes fitted with a built-in propulsion system that allows the user to perform a short slip below anyone. Turning on the waddle dampeners removes the slowdown on the shoes."
+	reference = "CAS"
+	item = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/slippers
 	cost = 3
+	surplus = 75
 	job = list("Clown")
 
 /datum/uplink_item/jobspecific/trick_revolver
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/shoes/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/shoes/miscellaneous.dm
index 329bea01f9d..4c23bbdff38 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/shoes/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/shoes/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -96,6 +96,9 @@
 	if(user.get_active_hand() != src)
 		to_chat(user, "You must hold [src] in your hand to do this.")
 		return
+	toggle_waddle(user)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/proc/toggle_waddle(mob/living/user)
 	if(!enabled_waddle)
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You switch off the waddle dampeners!</span>")
 		enabled_waddle = TRUE
@@ -111,6 +114,45 @@
 	desc = "Standard-issue shoes of the wizarding class clown. Damn they're huge! And powerful! Somehow."
 	magical = TRUE
 
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/slippers
+	actions_types = list(/datum/action/item_action/slipping)
+	var/slide_distance = 6
+	var/recharging_rate = 8 SECONDS
+	var/recharging_time = 0
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/slippers/item_action_slot_check(slot, mob/user)
+	if(slot == slot_shoes)
+		return TRUE
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/slippers/ui_action_click(mob/user, action)
+	if(recharging_time > world.time)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The boot's internal propulsion needs to recharge still!</span>")
+		return
+	var/prev_dir = user.dir
+	var/prev_pass_flags = user.pass_flags
+	user.pass_flags |= PASSMOB
+	user.Weaken(2)
+	user.dir = prev_dir
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/stealthoff.ogg', 50, TRUE, 1)
+	recharging_time = world.time + recharging_rate
+	user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] slips forward!</span>")
+	for(var/i in 1 to slide_distance)
+		step(user, user.dir)
+		sleep(1)
+	user.SetWeakened(0)
+	user.pass_flags = prev_pass_flags
+
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/slippers/toggle_waddle(mob/living/user)
+	if(!enabled_waddle)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You switch off the waddle dampeners!</span>")
+		enabled_waddle = TRUE
+		slowdown = initial(slowdown)
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You switch on the waddle dampeners, [src] no longer slow you down!</span>")
+		enabled_waddle = FALSE
+		slowdown = SHOES_SLOWDOWN
+
 /obj/item/clothing/shoes/jackboots
 	name = "jackboots"
 	desc = "Nanotrasen-issue Security combat boots for combat scenarios or combat situations. All combat, all the time."