diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/recipes_microwave.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/recipes_microwave.dm
index 42eb387d964..44c572b34e7 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/recipes_microwave.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/recipes_microwave.dm
@@ -237,7 +237,7 @@
 
 /datum/recipe/microwave/nettlesoup
 	reagents = list("water" = 10)
-	items = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg, /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/nettle/basic, /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/potato)
+	items = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg, /obj/item/grown/nettle/basic, /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/potato)
 	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/nettlesoup
 
 /datum/recipe/microwave/wishsoup
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/nettle.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/nettle.dm
index c95fa40449a..444939ca861 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/nettle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/nettle.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 	icon_state = "seed-nettle"
 	species = "nettle"
 	plantname = "Nettles"
-	product = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/nettle
+	product = /obj/item/grown/nettle/basic
 	lifespan = 30
 	endurance = 40 // tuff like a toiger
 	yield = 4
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@
 	icon_state = "seed-deathnettle"
 	species = "deathnettle"
 	plantname = "Death Nettles"
-	product = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/nettle/death
+	product = /obj/item/grown/nettle/death
 	endurance = 25
 	maturation = 8
 	yield = 2
@@ -28,8 +28,7 @@
 	reagents_add = list("facid" = 0.5, "sacid" = 0.5)
 	rarity = 20
 
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/nettle // "snack"
-	seed = /obj/item/seeds/nettle
+/obj/item/grown/nettle //abstract type
 	name = "nettle"
 	desc = "It's probably <B>not</B> wise to touch it with bare hands..."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
@@ -44,11 +43,11 @@
 	origin_tech = "combat=3"
 	attack_verb = list("stung")
 
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/nettle/suicide_act(mob/user)
+/obj/item/grown/nettle/suicide_act(mob/user)
 	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is eating some of the [src.name]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
 	return BRUTELOSS|TOXLOSS
 
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/nettle/pickup(mob/living/user)
+/obj/item/grown/nettle/pickup(mob/living/user)
 	..()
 	if(!ishuman(user))
 		return TRUE
@@ -65,7 +64,7 @@
 
 
 
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/nettle/afterattack(atom/A as mob|obj, mob/user,proximity)
+/obj/item/grown/nettle/afterattack(atom/A as mob|obj, mob/user,proximity)
 	if(!proximity)
 		return
 	if(force > 0)
@@ -75,14 +74,14 @@
 		usr.unEquip(src)
 		qdel(src)
 
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/nettle/basic
+/obj/item/grown/nettle/basic
 	seed = /obj/item/seeds/nettle
 
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/nettle/basic/add_juice()
+/obj/item/grown/nettle/basic/add_juice()
 	..()
 	force = round((5 + seed.potency / 5), 1)
 
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/nettle/death
+/obj/item/grown/nettle/death
 	seed = /obj/item/seeds/nettle/death
 	name = "deathnettle"
 	desc = "The <span class='danger'>glowing</span> nettle incites <span class='boldannounce'>rage</span> in you just from looking at it!"
@@ -91,11 +90,11 @@
 	throwforce = 15
 	origin_tech = "combat=5"
 
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/nettle/death/add_juice()
+/obj/item/grown/nettle/death/add_juice()
 	..()
 	force = round((5 + seed.potency / 2.5), 1)
 
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/nettle/death/pickup(mob/living/carbon/user)
+/obj/item/grown/nettle/death/pickup(mob/living/carbon/user)
 	. = ..()
 	if(. && ishuman(user)) // If the pickup succeeded and is humanoid
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
@@ -103,7 +102,7 @@
 			user.Paralyse(5)
 			to_chat(user, "<span class='userdanger'>You are stunned by the Deathnettle when you try picking it up!</span>")
 
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/nettle/death/attack(mob/living/carbon/M, mob/user)
+/obj/item/grown/nettle/death/attack(mob/living/carbon/M, mob/user)
 	..()
 	if(isliving(M))
 		to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>You are stunned by the powerful acid of the Deathnettle!</span>")
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/reagentgrinder.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/reagentgrinder.dm
index 1324f468c4e..1e3bcb92db5 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/reagentgrinder.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/reagentgrinder.dm
@@ -29,8 +29,8 @@
 			/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/tranquillite = list("nothing" = 20),
 			/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/silver = list("silver" = 20),
 			/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/gold = list("gold" = 20),
-			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/nettle/basic = list("sacid" = 0),
-			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/nettle/death = list("facid" = 0, "sacid" = 0),
+			/obj/item/grown/nettle/basic = list("sacid" = 0),
+			/obj/item/grown/nettle/death = list("facid" = 0, "sacid" = 0),
 			/obj/item/grown/novaflower = list("capsaicin" = 0, "condensedcapsaicin" = 0),
 
 			//Blender Stuff
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food.dm
index 1860b9e5825..4dcc8f15a42 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food.dm
@@ -336,6 +336,31 @@
 		M.bodytemperature = min(310, M.bodytemperature + (5 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT))
 	return ..()
 
+/datum/reagent/consumable/garlic
+	name = "Garlic Juice"
+	id = "garlic"
+	description = "Crushed garlic. Chefs love it, but it can make you smell bad."
+	color = "#FEFEFE"
+	taste_description = "garlic"
+	metabolization_rate = 0.15 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/garlic/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	var/update_flags = STATUS_UPDATE_NONE
+	if(ishuman(M))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+		if(H.mind && H.mind.vampire && !H.mind.vampire.get_ability(/datum/vampire_passive/full)) //incapacitating but not lethal.
+			if(prob(min(25, current_cycle)))
+				to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You can't get the scent of garlic out of your nose! You can barely think...</span>")
+				H.Weaken(1)
+				H.Jitter(10)
+				H.fakevomit()
+		else
+			if(H.job == "Chef")
+				if(prob(20)) //stays in the system much longer than sprinkles/banana juice, so heals slower to partially compensate
+					update_flags |= H.adjustBruteLoss(-1, FALSE)
+					update_flags |= H.adjustFireLoss(-1, FALSE)
+	return ..() | update_flags
+
 /datum/reagent/consumable/sprinkles
 	name = "Sprinkles"
 	id = "sprinkles"