diff --git a/code/datums/action.dm b/code/datums/action.dm
index be7f82494f9..8a23b87e6e0 100644
--- a/code/datums/action.dm
+++ b/code/datums/action.dm
@@ -423,6 +423,13 @@
 /datum/action/item_action/remove_badge
 	name = "Remove Holobadge"
 
+
+// Clown Acrobat Shoes
+/datum/action/item_action/rolling
+	name = "Tactical Roll"
+	desc = "Activates the clown shoes' ankle-stimulating module, allowing the user to do a short slide forward going through anyone."
+	button_icon_state = "clown"
+
 // Jump boots
 /datum/action/item_action/bhop
 	name = "Activate Jump Boots"
diff --git a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
index 4e59d8ad6dd..ae0a0d4198c 100644
--- a/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
+++ b/code/datums/uplink_item.dm
@@ -167,18 +167,19 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(uplink_items, subtypesof(/datum/uplink_item))
 //Clown
 /datum/uplink_item/jobspecific/clowngrenade
 	name = "Banana Grenade"
-	desc = "A grenade that explodes into HONK! brand banana peels that are genetically modified to be extra slippery and extrude caustic acid when stepped on"
+	desc = "A grenade that explodes into HONK! brand banana peels that are genetically modified to be extra slippery and extrude caustic acid when stepped on."
 	reference = "BG"
 	item = /obj/item/grenade/clown_grenade
 	cost = 5
 	job = list("Clown")
 
-/datum/uplink_item/jobspecific/clownmagboots
-	name = "Clown Magboots"
-	desc = "A pair of modified clown shoes fitted with an advanced magnetic traction system. Look and sound exactly like regular clown shoes unless closely inspected."
-	reference = "CM"
-	item = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/magboots/clown
+/datum/uplink_item/jobspecific/clownslippers
+	name = "Clown Acrobatic Shoes"
+	desc = "A pair of modified clown shoes fitted with a built-in propultion system that allows the user to perform a short slip below anyone."
+	reference = "CAS"
+	item = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/tactical
 	cost = 3
+	surplus = 75
 	job = list("Clown")
 
 /datum/uplink_item/jobspecific/trick_revolver
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/shoes/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/shoes/miscellaneous.dm
index 329bea01f9d..0ece784db82 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/shoes/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/shoes/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -111,6 +111,30 @@
 	desc = "Standard-issue shoes of the wizarding class clown. Damn they're huge! And powerful! Somehow."
 	magical = TRUE
 
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/tactical
+	actions_types = list(/datum/action/item_action/rolling)
+	var/slide_distance = 6
+	var/recharging_rate = 100
+	var/recharging_time = 0
+
+/obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/tactical/ui_action_click(mob/user, action)
+	if(!isliving(user))
+		return
+	if(recharging_time > world.time)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The boot's internal propulsion needs to recharge still!</span>")
+		return
+	user.pass_flags += PASSMOB
+	user.Weaken(2)
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/stealthoff.ogg', 50, 1, 1)
+	recharging_time = world.time + recharging_rate
+	user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[usr] slides forward!</span>")
+	var/sliding_this_way = user.dir
+	for(var/i=0, i<slide_distance, i++)
+		step(user, sliding_this_way)
+		sleep(1)
+	user.SetWeakened(0)
+	user.pass_flags -= PASSMOB
+
 /obj/item/clothing/shoes/jackboots
 	name = "jackboots"
 	desc = "Nanotrasen-issue Security combat boots for combat scenarios or combat situations. All combat, all the time."