diff --git a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm index 6dbb6359ebb..ddbcf3eb052 100644 --- a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm +++ b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm @@ -1762,15 +1762,15 @@ var/stype = input(src.owner, "Which type of standard reply do you wish to send to [H]?","Choose your paperwork", "") as null|anything in stypes var/tmsg = "



NanoTrasen Science Station Cyberiad


NAS Trurl Communications Department Report


" if(stype == "Handle it yourselves!") - tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

Please proceed in accordance with Standard Operating Procedure and/or Space Law. You are fully trained to handle this situation without Central Command intervention.

This is an automatic message.

Do not reply." + tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

Please proceed in accordance with Standard Operating Procedure and/or Space Law. You are fully trained to handle this situation without Central Command intervention.

This is an automatic message." else if(stype == "Illegible fax") - tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

Your fax's grammar, syntax and/or typography are of a sub-par level and do not allow us to understand the contents of the message.

Please consult your nearest dictionary and/or thesaurus and try again.

This is an automatic message.

Do not reply." + tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

Your fax's grammar, syntax and/or typography are of a sub-par level and do not allow us to understand the contents of the message.

Please consult your nearest dictionary and/or thesaurus and try again.

This is an automatic message." else if(stype == "Fax not signed") - tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

Your fax has not been correctly signed and, as such, we cannot verify your identity.

Please sign your faxes before sending them so that we may verify your identity.

This is an automatic message.

Do not reply." + tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

Your fax has not been correctly signed and, as such, we cannot verify your identity.

Please sign your faxes before sending them so that we may verify your identity.

This is an automatic message." else if(stype == "Not Right Now") - tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

Due to pressing concerns of a matter above your current paygrade, we are unable to provide assistance in whatever matter your fax referenced.

This can be either due to a power outage, bureaucratic audit, pest infestation, Ascendance Event, corgi outbreak, or any other situation that would affect the proper functioning of the NAS Trurl.

Please try again later.

This is an automatic message.

Do not reply." + tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

Due to pressing concerns of a matter above your current paygrade, we are unable to provide assistance in whatever matter your fax referenced.

This can be either due to a power outage, bureaucratic audit, pest infestation, Ascendance Event, corgi outbreak, or any other situation that would affect the proper functioning of the NAS Trurl.

Please try again later.

This is an automatic message." else if(stype == "You are wasting our time") - tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

In the interest of preventing further mismanagement of company resources, please avoid wasting our time with such petty drivel.

Do kindly remember that we expect our workforce to maintain at least a semi-decent level of proffesionalism. Do not test our patience.

This is an automatic message.

Do not reply." + tmsg += "Greetings, esteemed crewmember. Your fax has been DECLINED automatically by NAS Trurl Fax Registration.

In the interest of preventing further mismanagement of company resources, please avoid wasting our time with such petty drivel.

Do kindly remember that we expect our workforce to maintain at least a semi-decent level of proffesionalism. Do not test our patience.

This is an automatic message." else return tmsg += ""