diff --git a/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm b/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm
index bd3bee2839d..33289c34591 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@
 
 	if (istype(M,/mob/living/carbon/brain))
 		messagesource = M:container
-	if (hitsound)
+	if (hitsound && force > 0)
 		playsound(loc, hitsound, 50, 1, -1)
 	/////////////////////////
 	user.lastattacked = M
diff --git a/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm b/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
index fc5ad29d195..d4104f4bee9 100644
--- a/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
+++ b/code/defines/obj/weapon.dm
@@ -525,10 +525,7 @@
 	m_amt = 15000
 	origin_tech = "materials=2;combat=1"
 	attack_verb = list("chopped", "torn", "cut")
-
-/obj/item/weapon/hatchet/attack(mob/living/carbon/M as mob, mob/living/carbon/user as mob)
-	playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
-	return ..()
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
 
 /obj/item/weapon/hatchet/unathiknife
 	name = "duelling knife"
@@ -550,6 +547,7 @@
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BACK
 	origin_tech = "materials=2;combat=2"
 	attack_verb = list("chopped", "sliced", "cut", "reaped")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
 
 /obj/item/weapon/scythe/afterattack(atom/A, mob/user as mob, proximity)
 	if(!proximity) return
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_items.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_items.dm
index 014371cabf9..99bc4154cd8 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_items.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_items.dm
@@ -7,12 +7,12 @@
 	w_class = 4
 	force = 30
 	throwforce = 10
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
 	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
 
 
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/cultblade/attack(mob/living/target as mob, mob/living/carbon/human/user as mob)
 	if(iscultist(user))
-		playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
 		return ..()
 	else
 		user.Paralyse(5)
@@ -101,4 +101,4 @@
 	allowed = list(/obj/item/weapon/tome,/obj/item/weapon/melee/cultblade,/obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen)
 	slowdown = 1
 	armor = list(melee = 60, bullet = 50, laser = 30,energy = 15, bomb = 30, bio = 30, rad = 30)
-	siemens_coefficient = 0
\ No newline at end of file
+	siemens_coefficient = 0
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/artefact.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/artefact.dm
index ace9429c751..37b2de5a3ee 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/artefact.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/artefact.dm
@@ -1,4 +1,3 @@
-
 /////////Apprentice Contract//////////
 
 /obj/item/weapon/contract
@@ -121,6 +120,7 @@
 	throwforce = 10
 	w_class = 3
 	var/charged = 1
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
 
 /obj/effect/rend
 	name = "tear in the fabric of reality"
@@ -203,4 +203,3 @@
 	user << "\blue You can see...everything!"
 	visible_message("\red <B>[usr] stares into [src], their eyes glazing over.</B>")
 	user.ghostize(1)
-	return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/glass.dm b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/glass.dm
index f0d3d00f4ec..6c8f6423fa9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/glass.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/glass.dm
@@ -255,6 +255,7 @@
 	item_state = "shard-glass"
 	g_amt = 3750
 	attack_verb = list("stabbed", "slashed", "sliced", "cut")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
 
 	suicide_act(mob/user)
 		viewers(user) << pick("<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting \his wrists with the shard of glass! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>", \
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
index cda1ff18659..85e4defe35d 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
@@ -381,6 +381,7 @@
 	throwforce = 5
 	w_class = 3
 	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
 
 /*
  * Crayons
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
index 446865a5de9..49ba964c555 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm
@@ -25,6 +25,7 @@
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT
 	origin_tech = "materials=1"
 	attack_verb = list("attacked", "stabbed", "poked")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
 
 /obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/New()
 	if (prob(60))
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/misc.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/misc.dm
index 9ce1885e814..6b80edd6fd0 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/misc.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/misc.dm
@@ -10,12 +10,14 @@
 	w_class = 3
 	origin_tech = "combat=4"
 	attack_verb = list("flogged", "whipped", "lashed", "disciplined")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/slash.ogg' //pls replace
 
 
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/chainofcommand/suicide_act(mob/user)
 		viewers(user) << "<span class='suicide'>[user] is strangling \himself with the [src.name]! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>"
 		return (OXYLOSS)
 
+
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/icepick
 	name = "ice pick"
 	desc = "Used for chopping ice. Also excellent for mafia esque murders."
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/toolbox.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/toolbox.dm
index 2c25e8adacb..3d6e62b6948 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/toolbox.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/toolbox.dm
@@ -12,6 +12,7 @@
 	w_class = 4.0
 	origin_tech = "combat=1"
 	attack_verb = list("robusted")
+	hitsound = "swing_hit"
 
 	New()
 		..()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/stunbaton.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/stunbaton.dm
index 792388313e1..90901aec0db 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/stunbaton.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/stunbaton.dm
@@ -221,3 +221,4 @@
 		icon_state = "stunprod_nocell"
 	else
 		icon_state = "stunprod"
+
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tanks/tanks.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tanks/tanks.dm
index 64cb94b4f8b..d96095849f2 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tanks/tanks.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tanks/tanks.dm
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/tank.dmi'
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BACK
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/smash.ogg'
 
 	pressure_resistance = ONE_ATMOSPHERE*5
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools.dm
index a41bda3d37e..78c2429f80d 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/tools.dm
@@ -48,6 +48,7 @@
 	g_amt = 0
 	m_amt = 75
 	attack_verb = list("stabbed")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
 
 	suicide_act(mob/user)
 		viewers(user) << pick("<span class='suicide'>[user] is stabbing the [src.name] into \his temple! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>", \
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
index 8eb439e36f9..f08f3ae262f 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/twohanded.dm
@@ -114,6 +114,7 @@
 	force_unwielded = 10
 	force_wielded = 40
 	attack_verb = list("attacked", "chopped", "cleaved", "torn", "cut")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
 
 /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/fireaxe/update_icon()  //Currently only here to fuck with the on-mob icons.
 	icon_state = "fireaxe[wielded]"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
index e945ae56ed9..10a8bfc6951 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/weaponry.dm
@@ -95,6 +95,7 @@
 	icon_state = "claymore"
 	item_state = "claymore"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
 	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
 	force = 40
 	throwforce = 10
@@ -108,10 +109,6 @@
 		viewers(user) << "<span class='suicide'>[user] is falling on the [src.name]! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>"
 		return(BRUTELOSS)
 
-/obj/item/weapon/claymore/attack(mob/living/carbon/M as mob, mob/living/carbon/user as mob)
-	playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
-	return ..()
-
 /obj/item/weapon/katana
 	name = "katana"
 	desc = "Woefully underpowered in D20"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/weapons.dm b/code/game/objects/weapons.dm
index f9404c18259..b62efa1c049 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/weapons.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/weapons.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 /obj/item/weapon
 	name = "weapon"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/weapons.dmi'
+	hitsound = "swing_hit"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/Bump(mob/M as mob)
 	spawn(0)
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroitemdefines.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroitemdefines.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..ea31ece535a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/hydroitemdefines.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,188 @@
+// Plant analyzer
+/obj/item/device/analyzer/plant_analyzer
+	name = "plant analyzer"
+	desc = "A scanner used to evaluate a plant's various areas of growth."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/device.dmi'
+	icon_state = "hydro"
+	item_state = "analyzer"
+	origin_tech = "magnets=1;biotech=1"
+
+	attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+		return 0
+
+// *************************************
+// Hydroponics Tools
+// *************************************
+
+/obj/item/weapon/weedspray // -- Skie
+	desc = "It's a toxic mixture, in spray form, to kill small weeds."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/hydroponics.dmi'
+	name = "weed-spray"
+	icon_state = "weedspray"
+	item_state = "spray"
+	flags = OPENCONTAINER
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
+	throwforce = 4
+	w_class = 2.0
+	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_range = 10
+	var/toxicity = 4
+	var/WeedKillStr = 2
+
+	suicide_act(mob/user)
+		viewers(user) << "<span class='suicide'>[user] is huffing the [src.name]! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>"
+		return (TOXLOSS)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/pestspray // -- Skie
+	desc = "It's some pest eliminator spray! <I>Do not inhale!</I>"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/hydroponics.dmi'
+	name = "pest-spray"
+	icon_state = "pestspray"
+	item_state = "spray"
+	flags = OPENCONTAINER
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
+	throwforce = 4
+	w_class = 2.0
+	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_range = 10
+	var/toxicity = 4
+	var/PestKillStr = 2
+
+	suicide_act(mob/user)
+		viewers(user) << "<span class='suicide'>[user] is huffing the [src.name]! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>"
+		return (TOXLOSS)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/minihoe // -- Numbers
+	name = "mini hoe"
+	desc = "It's used for removing weeds or scratching your back."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/weapons.dmi'
+	icon_state = "hoe"
+	item_state = "hoe"
+	flags = CONDUCT
+	force = 5.0
+	throwforce = 7.0
+	w_class = 2.0
+	m_amt = 50
+	attack_verb = list("slashed", "sliced", "cut", "clawed")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+
+// *************************************
+// Nutrient defines for hydroponics
+// *************************************
+
+/obj/item/nutrient
+	name = "bottle of nutrient"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bottle16"
+	w_class = 1.0
+	var/mutmod = 0
+	var/yieldmod = 0
+	New()
+		src.pixel_x = rand(-5.0, 5)
+		src.pixel_y = rand(-5.0, 5)
+
+/obj/item/nutrient/ez
+	name = "bottle of E-Z-Nutrient"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bottle16"
+	mutmod = 1
+	yieldmod = 1
+	New()
+		src.pixel_x = rand(-5.0, 5)
+		src.pixel_y = rand(-5.0, 5)
+
+/obj/item/nutrient/l4z
+	name = "bottle of Left 4 Zed"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bottle18"
+	mutmod = 2
+	yieldmod = 0
+	New()
+		src.pixel_x = rand(-5.0, 5)
+		src.pixel_y = rand(-5.0, 5)
+
+/obj/item/nutrient/rh
+	name = "bottle of Robust Harvest"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bottle15"
+	mutmod = 0
+	yieldmod = 2
+	New()
+		src.pixel_x = rand(-5.0, 5)
+		src.pixel_y = rand(-5.0, 5)
+
+// *************************************
+// Pestkiller defines for hydroponics
+// *************************************
+
+/obj/item/pestkiller
+	name = "bottle of pestkiller"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bottle16"
+	var/toxicity = 0
+	var/PestKillStr = 0
+	New()
+		src.pixel_x = rand(-5.0, 5)
+		src.pixel_y = rand(-5.0, 5)
+
+/obj/item/pestkiller/carbaryl
+	name = "bottle of carbaryl"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bottle16"
+	toxicity = 4
+	PestKillStr = 2
+	New()
+		src.pixel_x = rand(-5.0, 5)
+		src.pixel_y = rand(-5.0, 5)
+
+/obj/item/pestkiller/lindane
+	name = "bottle of lindane"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bottle18"
+	toxicity = 6
+	PestKillStr = 4
+	New()
+		src.pixel_x = rand(-5.0, 5)
+		src.pixel_y = rand(-5.0, 5)
+
+/obj/item/pestkiller/phosmet
+	name = "bottle of phosmet"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bottle15"
+	toxicity = 8
+	PestKillStr = 7
+	New()
+		src.pixel_x = rand(-5.0, 5)
+		src.pixel_y = rand(-5.0, 5)
+
+// *************************************
+// Weedkiller defines for hydroponics
+// *************************************
+
+/obj/item/weedkiller
+	name = "bottle of weedkiller"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bottle16"
+	var/toxicity = 0
+	var/WeedKillStr = 0
+
+/obj/item/weedkiller/glyphosate
+	name = "bottle of glyphosate"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bottle16"
+	toxicity = 4
+	WeedKillStr = 2
+
+/obj/item/weedkiller/triclopyr
+	name = "bottle of triclopyr"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bottle18"
+	toxicity = 6
+	WeedKillStr = 4
+
+/obj/item/weedkiller/D24
+	name = "bottle of 2,4-D"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bottle15"
+	toxicity = 8
+	WeedKillStr = 7
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle.dm
index 6cefca65541..98375edfb78 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle.dm
@@ -128,14 +128,10 @@
 	throw_speed = 3
 	throw_range = 5
 	item_state = "beer"
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
 	attack_verb = list("stabbed", "slashed", "attacked")
 	var/icon/broken_outline = icon('icons/obj/drinks.dmi', "broken")
 
-/obj/item/weapon/broken_bottle/attack(mob/living/carbon/M as mob, mob/living/carbon/user as mob)
-	playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
-	return ..()
-
-
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/gin
 	name = "Griffeater Gin"
 	desc = "A bottle of high quality gin, produced in the New London Space Station."
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/tools.dm b/code/modules/surgery/tools.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..f1f4d2972e4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/tools.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,112 @@
+/obj/item/weapon/retractor
+	name = "retractor"
+	desc = "Retracts stuff."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/surgery.dmi'
+	icon_state = "retractor"
+	m_amt = 10000
+	g_amt = 5000
+	flags = CONDUCT
+	w_class = 1.0
+	origin_tech = "materials=1;biotech=1"
+
+
+/obj/item/weapon/hemostat
+	name = "hemostat"
+	desc = "You think you have seen this before."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/surgery.dmi'
+	icon_state = "hemostat"
+	m_amt = 5000
+	g_amt = 2500
+	flags = CONDUCT
+	w_class = 1.0
+	origin_tech = "materials=1;biotech=1"
+	attack_verb = list("attacked", "pinched")
+
+
+/obj/item/weapon/cautery
+	name = "cautery"
+	desc = "This stops bleeding."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/surgery.dmi'
+	icon_state = "cautery"
+	m_amt = 5000
+	g_amt = 2500
+	flags = CONDUCT
+	w_class = 1.0
+	origin_tech = "materials=1;biotech=1"
+	attack_verb = list("burnt")
+
+
+/obj/item/weapon/surgicaldrill
+	name = "surgical drill"
+	desc = "You can drill using this item. You dig?"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/surgery.dmi'
+	icon_state = "drill"
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/circsawhit.ogg'
+	m_amt = 15000
+	g_amt = 10000
+	flags = CONDUCT
+	force = 15.0
+	w_class = 3.0
+	origin_tech = "materials=1;biotech=1"
+	attack_verb = list("drilled")
+
+	suicide_act(mob/user)
+		viewers(user) << pick("<span class='suicide'>[user] is pressing [src] to \his temple and activating it! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>", \
+							"<span class='suicide'>[user] is pressing [src] to \his chest and activating it! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>")
+		return (BRUTELOSS)
+
+
+/obj/item/weapon/scalpel
+	name = "scalpel"
+	desc = "Cut, cut, and once more cut."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/surgery.dmi'
+	icon_state = "scalpel"
+	flags = CONDUCT
+	force = 10.0
+	w_class = 1.0
+	throwforce = 5.0
+	throw_speed = 3
+	throw_range = 5
+	m_amt = 10000
+	g_amt = 5000
+	origin_tech = "materials=1;biotech=1"
+	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+
+	suicide_act(mob/user)
+		viewers(user) << pick("<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting \his wrists with [src]! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>", \
+							"<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting \his throat with [src]! It looks like \he's trying to commit suicide.</span>", \
+							"<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting \his stomach open with [src]! It looks like \he's trying to commit seppuku.</span>")
+		return (BRUTELOSS)
+
+
+/obj/item/weapon/circular_saw
+	name = "circular saw"
+	desc = "For heavy duty cutting."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/surgery.dmi'
+	icon_state = "saw"
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/circsawhit.ogg'
+	flags = CONDUCT
+	force = 15.0
+	w_class = 3.0
+	throwforce = 9.0
+	throw_speed = 3
+	throw_range = 5
+	m_amt = 20000
+	g_amt = 10000
+	origin_tech = "materials=1;biotech=1"
+	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "sawed", "cut")
+
+
+/obj/item/weapon/surgical_drapes
+	name = "surgical drapes"
+	desc = "Nanotrasen brand surgical drapes provide optimal safety and infection control."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/surgery.dmi'
+	icon_state = "surgical_drapes"
+	w_class = 1.0
+	origin_tech = "biotech=1"
+	attack_verb = list("slapped")
+
+/obj/item/weapon/surgical_drapes/attack(mob/living/M, mob/user)
+	if(!attempt_initiate_surgery(src, M, user))
+		..()
\ No newline at end of file