diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
index cbfb61e0dde..85d664d4e08 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
@@ -1,1798 +1,1798 @@
-/* Toys!
- * Contains:
- *		Balloons
- *		Fake telebeacon
- *		Fake singularity
- *		Toy swords
- *		Toy mechs
- *		Snap pops
- *		Water flower
- *		Toy Nuke
- *		Card Deck
- *		Therapy dolls
- *		Toddler doll
- *		Inflatable duck
- *		Foam armblade
- *		Mini Gibber
- *		Toy xeno
- *		Toy chainsaws
- *		Action Figures
- */
-
-
-/obj/item/toy
-	throwforce = 0
-	throw_speed = 4
-	throw_range = 20
-	force = 0
-
-
-/*
- * Balloons
- */
-/obj/item/toy/balloon
-	name = "water balloon"
-	desc = "A translucent balloon. There's nothing in it."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "waterballoon-e"
-	item_state = "balloon-empty"
-
-/obj/item/toy/balloon/New()
-	..()
-	create_reagents(10)
-
-/obj/item/toy/balloon/attack(mob/living/carbon/human/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
-	return
-
-/obj/item/toy/balloon/afterattack(atom/A, mob/user, proximity)
-	if(!proximity)
-		return
-	if(istype(A, /obj/structure/reagent_dispensers))
-		var/obj/structure/reagent_dispensers/RD = A
-		if(RD.reagents.total_volume <= 0)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[RD] is empty.</span>")
-		else if(reagents.total_volume >= 10)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] is full.</span>")
-		else
-			A.reagents.trans_to(src, 10)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You fill the balloon with the contents of [A].</span>")
-			desc = "A translucent balloon with some form of liquid sloshing around in it."
-			update_icon()
-
-/obj/item/toy/balloon/wash(mob/user, atom/source)
-	if(reagents.total_volume < 10)
-		reagents.add_reagent("water", min(10-reagents.total_volume, 10))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You fill the balloon from the [source].</span>")
-		desc = "A translucent balloon with some form of liquid sloshing around in it."
-		update_icon()
-	return
-
-/obj/item/toy/balloon/attackby(obj/O as obj, mob/user as mob, params)
-	if(istype(O, /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass) || istype(O, /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass))
-		if(O.reagents)
-			if(O.reagents.total_volume < 1)
-				to_chat(user, "The [O] is empty.")
-			else if(O.reagents.total_volume >= 1)
-				if(O.reagents.has_reagent("facid", 1))
-					to_chat(user, "The acid chews through the balloon!")
-					O.reagents.reaction(user)
-					qdel(src)
-				else
-					desc = "A translucent balloon with some form of liquid sloshing around in it."
-					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You fill the balloon with the contents of [O].</span>")
-					O.reagents.trans_to(src, 10)
-	update_icon()
-	return
-
-/obj/item/toy/balloon/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
-	if(reagents.total_volume >= 1)
-		visible_message("<span class='warning'>The [src] bursts!</span>","You hear a pop and a splash.")
-		reagents.reaction(get_turf(hit_atom))
-		for(var/atom/A in get_turf(hit_atom))
-			reagents.reaction(A)
-		icon_state = "burst"
-		spawn(5)
-			if(src)
-				qdel(src)
-	return
-
-/obj/item/toy/balloon/update_icon()
-	if(src.reagents.total_volume >= 1)
-		icon_state = "waterballoon"
-		item_state = "balloon"
-	else
-		icon_state = "waterballoon-e"
-		item_state = "balloon-empty"
-
-/obj/item/toy/syndicateballoon
-	name = "syndicate balloon"
-	desc = "There is a tag on the back that reads \"FUK NT!11!\"."
-	throwforce = 0
-	throw_speed = 4
-	throw_range = 20
-	force = 0
-	icon_state = "syndballoon"
-	item_state = "syndballoon"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
-	var/lastused = null
-
-/obj/item/toy/syndicateballoon/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(world.time - lastused < CLICK_CD_MELEE)
-		return
-	var/playverb = pick("bat [src]", "tug on [src]'s string", "play with [src]")
-	user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] plays with [src].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You [playverb].</span>")
-	lastused = world.time
-
-/*
- * Fake telebeacon
- */
-/obj/item/toy/blink
-	name = "electronic blink toy game"
-	desc = "Blink.  Blink.  Blink. Ages 8 and up."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/radio.dmi'
-	icon_state = "beacon"
-	item_state = "signaler"
-
-/*
- * Fake singularity
- */
-/obj/item/toy/spinningtoy
-	name = "Gravitational Singularity"
-	desc = "\"Singulo\" brand spinning toy."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/singularity.dmi'
-	icon_state = "singularity_s1"
-
-/*
- * Toy swords
- */
-/obj/item/toy/sword
-	name = "toy sword"
-	desc = "A cheap, plastic replica of an energy sword. Realistic sounds! Ages 8 and up."
-	icon_state = "sword0"
-	item_state = "sword0"
-	var/active = FALSE
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	attack_verb = list("attacked", "struck", "hit")
-
-/obj/item/toy/sword/attack_self(mob/user)
-	active = !active
-	if(active)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You extend the plastic blade with a quick flick of your wrist.</span>")
-		playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg', 20, 1)
-		icon_state = "swordblue"
-		item_state = "swordblue"
-		w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
-	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You push the plastic blade back down into the handle.</span>")
-		playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/saberoff.ogg', 20, 1)
-		icon_state = "sword0"
-		item_state = "sword0"
-		w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-
-	if(istype(user,/mob/living/carbon/human))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
-		H.update_inv_l_hand()
-		H.update_inv_r_hand()
-	add_fingerprint(user)
-	return
-
-// Copied from /obj/item/melee/energy/sword/attackby
-/obj/item/toy/sword/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/living/user, params)
-	..()
-	if(istype(W, /obj/item/toy/sword))
-		if(W == src)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You try to attach the end of the plastic sword to... itself. You're not very smart, are you?</span>")
-			if(ishuman(user))
-				user.adjustBrainLoss(10)
-		else if((W.flags & NODROP) || (flags & NODROP))
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>\the [flags & NODROP ? src : W] is stuck to your hand, you can't attach it to \the [flags & NODROP ? W : src]!</span>")
-		else
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You attach the ends of the two plastic swords, making a single double-bladed toy! You're fake-cool.</span>")
-			new /obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/toy(user.loc)
-			user.unEquip(W)
-			user.unEquip(src)
-			qdel(W)
-			qdel(src)
-
-/*
- * Subtype of Double-Bladed Energy Swords
- */
-/obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/toy
-	name = "double-bladed toy sword"
-	desc = "A cheap, plastic replica of TWO energy swords.  Double the fun!"
-	force = 0
-	throwforce = 0
-	throw_speed = 3
-	throw_range = 5
-	force_unwielded = 0
-	force_wielded = 0
-	origin_tech = null
-	attack_verb = list("attacked", "struck", "hit")
-	brightness_on = 0
-	sharp_when_wielded = FALSE // It's a toy
-
-/obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/toy/hit_reaction(mob/living/carbon/human/owner, atom/movable/hitby, attack_text = "the attack", final_block_chance = 0, damage = 0, attack_type = MELEE_ATTACK)
-	return 0
-
-/obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/toy/IsReflect()//Stops Toy Dualsabers from reflecting energy projectiles
-	return 0
-
-/obj/item/toy/katana
-	name = "replica katana"
-	desc = "Woefully underpowered in D20."
-	icon_state = "katana"
-	item_state = "katana"
-	flags = CONDUCT
-	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT | SLOT_BACK
-	force = 5
-	throwforce = 5
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
-	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced")
-	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
-
-/obj/item/toy/katana/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	var/dmsg = pick("[user] tries to stab \the [src] into [user.p_their()] abdomen, but it shatters! [user.p_they(TRUE)] look[user.p_s()] as if [user.p_they()] might die from the shame.","[user] tries to stab \the [src] into [user.p_their()] abdomen, but \the [src] bends and breaks in half! [user.p_they(TRUE)] look[user.p_s()] as if [user.p_they()] might die from the shame.","[user] tries to slice [user.p_their()] own throat, but the plastic blade has no sharpness, causing [user.p_them()] to lose [user.p_their()] balance, slip over, and break [user.p_their()] neck with a loud snap!")
-	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[dmsg] It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
-	return BRUTELOSS
-
-
-/*
- * Snap pops viral shit
- */
-/obj/item/toy/snappop/virus
-	name = "unstable goo"
-	desc = "Your palm is oozing this stuff!"
-	icon = 'icons/mob/slimes.dmi'
-	icon_state = "red slime extract"
-	throwforce = 5.0
-	throw_speed = 10
-	throw_range = 30
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
-
-
-/obj/item/toy/snappop/virus/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
-	..()
-	do_sparks(3, 1, src)
-	new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash(src.loc)
-	visible_message("<span class='warning'>The [name] explodes!</span>","<span class='warning'>You hear a bang!</span>")
-	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/snap.ogg', 50, 1)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/*
- * Snap pops
- */
-/obj/item/toy/snappop
-	name = "snap pop"
-	desc = "Wow!"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "snappop"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
-	var/ash_type = /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash
-
-/obj/item/toy/snappop/proc/pop_burst(var/n=3, var/c=1)
-	do_sparks(n, c, src)
-	new ash_type(loc)
-	visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] explodes!</span>",
-		"<span class='italics'>You hear a snap!</span>")
-	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/snap.ogg', 50, 1)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/obj/item/toy/snappop/fire_act(datum/gas_mixture/air, exposed_temperature, exposed_volume, global_overlay = TRUE)
-	..()
-	pop_burst()
-
-/obj/item/toy/snappop/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
-	..()
-	pop_burst()
-
-/obj/item/toy/snappop/Crossed(H as mob|obj, oldloc)
-	if(ishuman(H) || issilicon(H)) //i guess carp and shit shouldn't set them off
-		var/mob/living/carbon/M = H
-		if(issilicon(H) || M.m_intent == MOVE_INTENT_RUN)
-			to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>You step on the snap pop!</span>")
-			pop_burst(2, 0)
-
-/obj/item/toy/snappop/phoenix
-	name = "phoenix snap pop"
-	desc = "Wow! And wow! And wow!"
-	ash_type = /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash/snappop_phoenix
-
-/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash/snappop_phoenix
-	var/respawn_time = 300
-
-/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash/snappop_phoenix/Initialize(mapload)
-	. = ..()
-	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/respawn), respawn_time)
-
-/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash/snappop_phoenix/proc/respawn()
-	new /obj/item/toy/snappop/phoenix(get_turf(src))
-	qdel(src)
-
-
-/*
- * Mech prizes
- */
-/obj/item/toy/prize
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "ripleytoy"
-	var/cooldown = 0
-
-//all credit to skasi for toy mech fun ideas
-/obj/item/toy/prize/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(cooldown < world.time - 8)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You play with [src].</span>")
-		playsound(user, 'sound/mecha/mechstep.ogg', 20, 1)
-		cooldown = world.time
-
-/obj/item/toy/prize/attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
-	if(loc == user)
-		if(cooldown < world.time - 8)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You play with [src].</span>")
-			playsound(user, 'sound/mecha/mechturn.ogg', 20, 1)
-			cooldown = world.time
-			return
-	..()
-
-/obj/random/mech
-	name = "Random Mech Prize"
-	desc = "This is a random prize"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "ripleytoy"
-
-/obj/random/mech/item_to_spawn()
-	return pick(subtypesof(/obj/item/toy/prize)) //exclude the base type.
-
-/obj/item/toy/prize/ripley
-	name = "toy ripley"
-	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 1/11."
-
-/obj/item/toy/prize/fireripley
-	name = "toy firefighting ripley"
-	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 2/11."
-	icon_state = "fireripleytoy"
-
-/obj/item/toy/prize/deathripley
-	name = "toy deathsquad ripley"
-	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 3/11."
-	icon_state = "deathripleytoy"
-
-/obj/item/toy/prize/gygax
-	name = "toy gygax"
-	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 4/11."
-	icon_state = "gygaxtoy"
-
-/obj/item/toy/prize/durand
-	name = "toy durand"
-	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 5/11."
-	icon_state = "durandprize"
-
-/obj/item/toy/prize/honk
-	name = "toy H.O.N.K."
-	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 6/11."
-	icon_state = "honkprize"
-
-/obj/item/toy/prize/marauder
-	name = "toy marauder"
-	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 7/11."
-	icon_state = "marauderprize"
-
-/obj/item/toy/prize/seraph
-	name = "toy seraph"
-	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 8/11."
-	icon_state = "seraphprize"
-
-/obj/item/toy/prize/mauler
-	name = "toy mauler"
-	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 9/11."
-	icon_state = "maulerprize"
-
-/obj/item/toy/prize/odysseus
-	name = "toy odysseus"
-	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 10/11."
-	icon_state = "odysseusprize"
-
-/obj/item/toy/prize/phazon
-	name = "toy phazon"
-	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 11/11."
-	icon_state = "phazonprize"
-
-
-
-/*
-|| A Deck of Cards for playing various games of chance ||
-*/
-
-
-
-obj/item/toy/cards
-	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
-	max_integrity = 50
-	var/parentdeck = null
-	var/deckstyle = "nanotrasen"
-	var/card_hitsound = null
-	var/card_force = 0
-	var/card_throwforce = 0
-	var/card_throw_speed = 4
-	var/card_throw_range = 20
-	var/list/card_attack_verb = list("attacked")
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/New()
-	..()
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/proc/apply_card_vars(obj/item/toy/cards/newobj, obj/item/toy/cards/sourceobj) // Applies variables for supporting multiple types of card deck
-	if(!istype(sourceobj))
-		return
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/deck
-	name = "deck of cards"
-	desc = "A deck of space-grade playing cards."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	deckstyle = "nanotrasen"
-	icon_state = "deck_nanotrasen_full"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	var/cooldown = 0
-	var/list/cards = list()
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/deck/New()
-	..()
-	icon_state = "deck_[deckstyle]_full"
-	for(var/i in 2 to 10)
-		cards += "[i] of Hearts"
-		cards += "[i] of Spades"
-		cards += "[i] of Clubs"
-		cards += "[i] of Diamonds"
-	cards += "King of Hearts"
-	cards += "King of Spades"
-	cards += "King of Clubs"
-	cards += "King of Diamonds"
-	cards += "Queen of Hearts"
-	cards += "Queen of Spades"
-	cards += "Queen of Clubs"
-	cards += "Queen of Diamonds"
-	cards += "Jack of Hearts"
-	cards += "Jack of Spades"
-	cards += "Jack of Clubs"
-	cards += "Jack of Diamonds"
-	cards += "Ace of Hearts"
-	cards += "Ace of Spades"
-	cards += "Ace of Clubs"
-	cards += "Ace of Diamonds"
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/deck/attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
-	var/choice = null
-	if(cards.len == 0)
-		icon_state = "deck_[deckstyle]_empty"
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>There are no more cards to draw.</span>")
-		return
-	var/obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/H = new/obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard(user.loc)
-	choice = cards[1]
-	H.cardname = choice
-	H.parentdeck = src
-	var/O = src
-	H.apply_card_vars(H,O)
-	cards -= choice
-	H.pickup(user)
-	user.put_in_active_hand(H)
-	visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] draws a card from the deck.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You draw a card from the deck.</span>")
-	update_icon()
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/deck/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(cooldown < world.time - 50)
-		cards = shuffle(cards)
-		playsound(user, 'sound/items/cardshuffle.ogg', 50, 1)
-		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] shuffles the deck.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You shuffle the deck.</span>")
-		cooldown = world.time
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/deck/attackby(obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/C, mob/living/user, params)
-	..()
-	if(istype(C))
-		if(C.parentdeck == src)
-			if(!user.unEquip(C))
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The card is stuck to your hand, you can't add it to the deck!</span>")
-				return
-			cards += C.cardname
-			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] adds a card to the bottom of the deck.</span>","<span class='notice'>You add the card to the bottom of the deck.</span>")
-			qdel(C)
-		else
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can't mix cards from other decks.</span>")
-		update_icon()
-
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/deck/attackby(obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/C, mob/living/user, params)
-	..()
-	if(istype(C))
-		if(C.parentdeck == src)
-			if(!user.unEquip(C))
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The hand of cards is stuck to your hand, you can't add it to the deck!</span>")
-				return
-			cards += C.currenthand
-			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] puts [user.p_their()] hand of cards in the deck.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You put the hand of cards in the deck.</span>")
-			qdel(C)
-		else
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can't mix cards from other decks.</span>")
-		update_icon()
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/deck/MouseDrop(atom/over_object)
-	var/mob/M = usr
-	if(usr.stat || !ishuman(usr) || !usr.canmove || usr.restrained())
-		return
-	if(Adjacent(usr))
-		if(over_object == M  && loc != M)
-			M.put_in_hands(src)
-			to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You pick up the deck.</span>")
-
-		else if(istype(over_object, /obj/screen))
-			switch(over_object.name)
-				if("l_hand")
-					if(!remove_item_from_storage(M))
-						M.unEquip(src)
-					M.put_in_l_hand(src)
-					to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You pick up the deck.</span>")
-				if("r_hand")
-					if(!remove_item_from_storage(M))
-						M.unEquip(src)
-					M.put_in_r_hand(src)
-					to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You pick up the deck.</span>")
-	else
-		to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You can't reach it from here.</span>")
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/deck/update_icon()
-	switch(cards.len)
-		if(0)
-			icon_state = "deck_[deckstyle]_empty"
-		if(1 to 10)
-			icon_state = "deck_[deckstyle]_low"
-		if(11 to 26)
-			icon_state = "deck_[deckstyle]_half"
-		else
-			icon_state = "deck_[deckstyle]_full"
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand
-	name = "hand of cards"
-	desc = "A number of cards not in a deck, customarily held in ones hand."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "nanotrasen_hand2"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
-	var/list/currenthand = list()
-	var/choice = null
-
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	user.set_machine(src)
-	interact(user)
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/interact(mob/user)
-	var/dat = "You have:<BR>"
-	for(var/t in currenthand)
-		dat += "<A href='?src=[UID()];pick=[t]'>A [t].</A><BR>"
-	dat += "Which card will you remove next?"
-	var/datum/browser/popup = new(user, "cardhand", "Hand of Cards", 400, 240)
-	popup.set_title_image(user.browse_rsc_icon(src.icon, src.icon_state))
-	popup.set_content(dat)
-	popup.open()
-
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/Topic(href, href_list)
-	if(..())
-		return
-	if(usr.stat || !ishuman(usr) || !usr.canmove)
-		return
-	var/mob/living/carbon/human/cardUser = usr
-	var/O = src
-	if(href_list["pick"])
-		if(cardUser.get_item_by_slot(slot_l_hand) == src || cardUser.get_item_by_slot(slot_r_hand) == src)
-			var/choice = href_list["pick"]
-			var/obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/C = new/obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard(cardUser.loc)
-			currenthand -= choice
-			C.parentdeck = src.parentdeck
-			C.cardname = choice
-			C.apply_card_vars(C,O)
-			C.pickup(cardUser)
-			cardUser.put_in_any_hand_if_possible(C)
-			cardUser.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[cardUser] draws a card from [cardUser.p_their()] hand.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You take the [C.cardname] from your hand.</span>")
-
-			interact(cardUser)
-			update_icon()
-			if(currenthand.len == 1)
-				var/obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/N = new/obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard(src.loc)
-				N.parentdeck = src.parentdeck
-				N.cardname = src.currenthand[1]
-				N.apply_card_vars(N,O)
-				cardUser.unEquip(src)
-				N.pickup(cardUser)
-				cardUser.put_in_any_hand_if_possible(N)
-				to_chat(cardUser, "<span class='notice'>You also take [currenthand[1]] and hold it.</span>")
-				cardUser << browse(null, "window=cardhand")
-				qdel(src)
-		return
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/attackby(obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/C, mob/living/user, params)
-	if(istype(C))
-		if(C.parentdeck == parentdeck)
-			currenthand += C.cardname
-			user.unEquip(C)
-			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] adds a card to [user.p_their()] hand.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You add the [C.cardname] to your hand.</span>")
-			interact(user)
-			update_icon()
-			qdel(C)
-		else
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can't mix cards from other decks.</span>")
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/apply_card_vars(obj/item/toy/cards/newobj,obj/item/toy/cards/sourceobj)
-	..()
-	newobj.deckstyle = sourceobj.deckstyle
-	newobj.icon_state = "[deckstyle]_hand2" // Another dumb hack, without this the hand is invisible (or has the default deckstyle) until another card is added.
-	newobj.card_hitsound = sourceobj.card_hitsound
-	newobj.card_force = sourceobj.card_force
-	newobj.card_throwforce = sourceobj.card_throwforce
-	newobj.card_throw_speed = sourceobj.card_throw_speed
-	newobj.card_throw_range = sourceobj.card_throw_range
-	newobj.card_attack_verb = sourceobj.card_attack_verb
-	newobj.resistance_flags = sourceobj.resistance_flags
-
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard
-	name = "card"
-	desc = "a card"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "singlecard_nanotrasen_down"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
-	var/cardname = null
-	var/flipped = 0
-	pixel_x = -5
-
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/examine(mob/user)
-	. = ..()
-	if(get_dist(user, src) <= 0)
-		if(ishuman(user))
-			var/mob/living/carbon/human/cardUser = user
-			if(cardUser.get_item_by_slot(slot_l_hand) == src || cardUser.get_item_by_slot(slot_r_hand) == src)
-				cardUser.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[cardUser] checks [cardUser.p_their()] card.</span>", "<span class='notice'>The card reads: [src.cardname]</span>")
-			else
-				. += "<span class='notice'>You need to have the card in your hand to check it.</span>"
-
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/verb/Flip()
-	set name = "Flip Card"
-	set category = "Object"
-	set src in range(1)
-	if(usr.stat || !ishuman(usr) || !usr.canmove || usr.restrained())
-		return
-	if(!flipped)
-		flipped = 1
-		if(cardname)
-			icon_state = "sc_[cardname]_[deckstyle]"
-			name = cardname
-		else
-			icon_state = "sc_Ace of Spades_[deckstyle]"
-			name = "What Card"
-		pixel_x = 5
-	else
-		flipped = 0
-		icon_state = "singlecard_down_[deckstyle]"
-		name = "card"
-		pixel_x = -5
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/living/user, params)
-	if(istype(I, /obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/))
-		var/obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/C = I
-		if(C.parentdeck == parentdeck)
-			var/obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/H = new/obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand(user.loc)
-			H.currenthand += C.cardname
-			H.currenthand += cardname
-			H.parentdeck = C.parentdeck
-			H.apply_card_vars(H,C)
-			user.unEquip(C)
-			H.pickup(user)
-			user.put_in_active_hand(H)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You combine the [C.cardname] and the [cardname] into a hand.</span>")
-			qdel(C)
-			qdel(src)
-		else
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can't mix cards from other decks.</span>")
-
-	if(istype(I, /obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/))
-		var/obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/H = I
-		if(H.parentdeck == parentdeck)
-			H.currenthand += cardname
-			user.unEquip(src)
-			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] adds a card to [user.p_their()] hand.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You add the [cardname] to your hand.</span>")
-			H.interact(user)
-			H.update_icon()
-			qdel(src)
-		else
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can't mix cards from other decks.</span>")
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/update_icon()
-	switch(currenthand.len)
-		if(0 to 1)
-			return
-		if(2)
-			icon_state = "[deckstyle]_hand2"
-		if(3)
-			icon_state = "[deckstyle]_hand3"
-		if(4)
-			icon_state = "[deckstyle]_hand4"
-		else
-			icon_state = "[deckstyle]_hand5"
-
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(usr.stat || !ishuman(usr) || !usr.canmove || usr.restrained())
-		return
-	Flip()
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/apply_card_vars(obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/newobj,obj/item/toy/cards/sourceobj)
-	..()
-	newobj.deckstyle = sourceobj.deckstyle
-	newobj.icon_state = "singlecard_down_[deckstyle]" // Without this the card is invisible until flipped. It's an ugly hack, but it works.
-	newobj.card_hitsound = sourceobj.card_hitsound
-	newobj.hitsound = newobj.card_hitsound
-	newobj.card_force = sourceobj.card_force
-	newobj.force = newobj.card_force
-	newobj.card_throwforce = sourceobj.card_throwforce
-	newobj.throwforce = newobj.card_throwforce
-	newobj.card_throw_speed = sourceobj.card_throw_speed
-	newobj.throw_speed = newobj.card_throw_speed
-	newobj.card_throw_range = sourceobj.card_throw_range
-	newobj.throw_range = newobj.card_throw_range
-	newobj.card_attack_verb = sourceobj.card_attack_verb
-	newobj.attack_verb = newobj.card_attack_verb
-
-
-/*
-|| Syndicate playing cards, for pretending you're Gambit and playing poker for the nuke disk. ||
-*/
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/deck/syndicate
-	name = "suspicious looking deck of cards"
-	desc = "A deck of space-grade playing cards. They seem unusually rigid."
-	deckstyle = "syndicate"
-	card_hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
-	card_force = 5
-	card_throwforce = 10
-	card_throw_speed = 3
-	card_throw_range = 20
-	card_attack_verb = list("attacked", "sliced", "diced", "slashed", "cut")
-	resistance_flags = NONE
-
-/*
-|| Custom card decks ||
-*/
-obj/item/toy/cards/deck/black
-	deckstyle = "black"
-
-obj/item/toy/cards/deck/syndicate/black
-	deckstyle = "black"
-
-/obj/item/toy/nuke
-	name = "\improper Nuclear Fission Explosive toy"
-	desc = "A plastic model of a Nuclear Fission Explosive."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "nuketoyidle"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	var/cooldown = 0
-
-/obj/item/toy/nuke/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(cooldown < world.time)
-		cooldown = world.time + 1800 //3 minutes
-		user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] presses a button on [src]</span>", "<span class='notice'>You activate [src], it plays a loud noise!</span>", "<span class='notice'>You hear the click of a button.</span>")
-		spawn(5) //gia said so
-			icon_state = "nuketoy"
-			playsound(src, 'sound/machines/alarm.ogg', 100, 0, 0)
-			sleep(135)
-			icon_state = "nuketoycool"
-			sleep(cooldown - world.time)
-			icon_state = "nuketoyidle"
-	else
-		var/timeleft = (cooldown - world.time)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='alert'>Nothing happens, and '</span>[round(timeleft/10)]<span class='alert'>' appears on a small display.</span>")
-
-/obj/item/toy/therapy
-	name = "therapy doll"
-	desc = "A toy for therapeutic and recreational purposes."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "therapyred"
-	item_state = "egg4"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
-	var/cooldown = 0
-	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
-
-/obj/item/toy/therapy/New()
-	..()
-	if(item_color)
-		name = "[item_color] therapy doll"
-		desc += " This one is [item_color]."
-		icon_state = "therapy[item_color]"
-
-/obj/item/toy/therapy/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(cooldown < world.time - 8)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You relieve some stress with \the [src].</span>")
-		playsound(user, 'sound/items/squeaktoy.ogg', 20, 1)
-		cooldown = world.time
-
-/obj/random/therapy
-	name = "Random Therapy Doll"
-	desc = "This is a random therapy doll."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "therapyred"
-
-/obj/random/therapy/item_to_spawn()
-	return pick(subtypesof(/obj/item/toy/therapy)) //exclude the base type.
-
-/obj/item/toy/therapy/red
-	item_state = "egg4" // It's the red egg in items_left/righthand
-	item_color = "red"
-
-/obj/item/toy/therapy/purple
-	item_state = "egg1" // It's the magenta egg in items_left/righthand
-	item_color = "purple"
-
-/obj/item/toy/therapy/blue
-	item_state = "egg2" // It's the blue egg in items_left/righthand
-	item_color = "blue"
-
-/obj/item/toy/therapy/yellow
-	item_state = "egg5" // It's the yellow egg in items_left/righthand
-	item_color = "yellow"
-
-/obj/item/toy/therapy/orange
-	item_state = "egg4" // It's the red one again, lacking an orange item_state and making a new one is pointless
-	item_color = "orange"
-
-/obj/item/toy/therapy/green
-	item_state = "egg3" // It's the green egg in items_left/righthand
-	item_color = "green"
-
-/obj/item/toddler
-	icon_state = "toddler"
-	name = "toddler"
-	desc = "This baby looks almost real. Wait, did it just burp?"
-	force = 5
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
-	slot_flags = SLOT_BACK
-
-
-//This should really be somewhere else but I don't know where. w/e
-
-/obj/item/inflatable_duck
-	name = "inflatable duck"
-	desc = "No bother to sink or swim when you can just float!"
-	icon_state = "inflatable"
-	item_state = "inflatable"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/clothing/belts.dmi'
-	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
-
-/*
- * Fake meteor
- */
-
-/obj/item/toy/minimeteor
-	name = "Mini-Meteor"
-	desc = "Relive the excitement of a meteor shower! SweetMeat-eor. Co is not responsible for any injuries, headaches or hearing loss caused by Mini-Meteor."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "minimeteor"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-
-/obj/item/toy/minimeteor/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
-	..()
-	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 40, 1)
-	for(var/mob/M in range(10, src))
-		if(!M.stat && !istype(M, /mob/living/silicon/ai))\
-			shake_camera(M, 3, 1)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/*
- * Carp plushie
- */
-
-/obj/item/toy/carpplushie
-	name = "space carp plushie"
-	desc = "An adorable stuffed toy that resembles a space carp."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "carpplushie"
-	attack_verb = list("bitten", "eaten", "fin slapped")
-	var/bitesound = 'sound/weapons/bite.ogg'
-	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
-
-// Attack mob
-/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/attack(mob/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
-	playsound(loc, bitesound, 20, 1)	// Play bite sound in local area
-	return ..()
-
-// Attack self
-/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	playsound(src.loc, bitesound, 20, 1)
-	return ..()
-
-
-/obj/random/carp_plushie
-	name = "Random Carp Plushie"
-	desc = "This is a random plushie"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "carpplushie"
-
-/obj/random/carp_plushie/item_to_spawn()
-	return pick(typesof(/obj/item/toy/carpplushie)) //can pick any carp plushie, even the original.
-
-/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/ice
-	icon_state = "icecarp"
-
-/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/silent
-	icon_state = "silentcarp"
-
-/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/electric
-	icon_state = "electriccarp"
-
-/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/gold
-	icon_state = "goldcarp"
-
-/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/toxin
-	icon_state = "toxincarp"
-
-/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/dragon
-	icon_state = "dragoncarp"
-
-/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/pink
-	icon_state = "pinkcarp"
-
-/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/candy
-	icon_state = "candycarp"
-
-/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/nebula
-	icon_state = "nebulacarp"
-
-/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/void
-	icon_state = "voidcarp"
-
-/*
- * Plushie
- */
-
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie
-	name = "plushie"
-	desc = "An adorable, soft, and cuddly plushie."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	var/poof_sound = 'sound/weapons/thudswoosh.ogg'
-	attack_verb = list("poofed", "bopped", "whapped","cuddled","fluffed")
-	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/attack(mob/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
-	playsound(loc, poof_sound, 20, 1)	// Play the whoosh sound in local area
-	if(iscarbon(M))
-		if(prob(10))
-			M.reagents.add_reagent("hugs", 10)
-	return ..()
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	var/cuddle_verb = pick("hugs","cuddles","snugs")
-	user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] [cuddle_verb] the [src].</span>")
-	playsound(get_turf(src), poof_sound, 50, 1, -1)
-	return ..()
-
-/obj/random/plushie
-	name = "Random Plushie"
-	desc = "This is a random plushie"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "redfox"
-
-/obj/random/plushie/item_to_spawn()
-	return pick(subtypesof(/obj/item/toy/plushie) - typesof(/obj/item/toy/plushie/fluff)) //exclude the base type.
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/corgi
-	name = "corgi plushie"
-	icon_state = "corgi"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/girly_corgi
-	name = "corgi plushie"
-	icon_state = "girlycorgi"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/robo_corgi
-	name = "borgi plushie"
-	icon_state = "robotcorgi"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/octopus
-	name = "octopus plushie"
-	icon_state = "loveable"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/face_hugger
-	name = "facehugger plushie"
-	icon_state = "huggable"
-
-//foxes are basically the best
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/red_fox
-	name = "red fox plushie"
-	icon_state = "redfox"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/black_fox
-	name = "black fox plushie"
-	icon_state = "blackfox"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/marble_fox
-	name = "marble fox plushie"
-	icon_state = "marblefox"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/blue_fox
-	name = "blue fox plushie"
-	icon_state = "bluefox"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/orange_fox
-	name = "orange fox plushie"
-	icon_state = "orangefox"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/coffee_fox
-	name = "coffee fox plushie"
-	icon_state = "coffeefox"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/pink_fox
-	name = "pink fox plushie"
-	icon_state = "pinkfox"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/purple_fox
-	name = "purple fox plushie"
-	icon_state = "purplefox"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/crimson_fox
-	name = "crimson fox plushie"
-	icon_state = "crimsonfox"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/deer
-	name = "deer plushie"
-	icon_state = "deer"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/black_cat
-	name = "black cat plushie"
-	icon_state = "blackcat"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/grey_cat
-	name = "grey cat plushie"
-	icon_state = "greycat"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/white_cat
-	name = "white cat plushie"
-	icon_state = "whitecat"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/orange_cat
-	name = "orange cat plushie"
-	icon_state = "orangecat"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/siamese_cat
-	name = "siamese cat plushie"
-	icon_state = "siamesecat"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/tabby_cat
-	name = "tabby cat plushie"
-	icon_state = "tabbycat"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/tuxedo_cat
-	name = "tuxedo cat plushie"
-	icon_state = "tuxedocat"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/voxplushie
-	name = "vox plushie"
-	desc = "A stitched-together vox, fresh from the skipjack. Press its belly to hear it skree!"
-	icon_state = "plushie_vox"
-	item_state = "plushie_vox"
-	var/cooldown = 0
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/voxplushie/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(!cooldown)
-		playsound(user, 'sound/voice/shriek1.ogg', 10, 0)
-		visible_message("<span class='danger'>Skreee!</span>")
-		cooldown = 1
-		spawn(30) cooldown = 0
-		return
-	..()
-	
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/ipcplushie
-	name = "IPC plushie"
-	desc = "An adorable IPC plushie, straight from New Canaan. Arguably more durable than the real deal. Toaster functionality included."
-	icon_state = "plushie_ipc"
-	item_state = "plushie_ipc"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/ipcplushie/attackby(obj/item/B, mob/user, params)
-	if(istype(B, /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/breadslice))
-		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/toast(get_turf(loc))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> You insert bread into the toaster. </span>")
-		playsound(loc, 'sound/machines/ding.ogg', 50, 1)
-		qdel(B)
-	else 
-		return ..()
-
-//New generation TG plushies
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/lizardplushie
-	name = "lizard plushie"
-	desc = "An adorable stuffed toy that resembles a lizardperson."
-	icon_state = "plushie_lizard"
-	item_state = "plushie_lizard"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/snakeplushie
-	name = "snake plushie"
-	desc = "An adorable stuffed toy that resembles a snake. Not to be mistaken for the real thing."
-	icon_state = "plushie_snake"
-	item_state = "plushie_snake"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/nukeplushie
-	name = "operative plushie"
-	desc = "An stuffed toy that resembles a syndicate nuclear operative. The tag claims operatives to be purely fictitious."
-	icon_state = "plushie_nuke"
-	item_state = "plushie_nuke"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/slimeplushie
-	name = "slime plushie"
-	desc = "An adorable stuffed toy that resembles a slime. It is practically just a hacky sack."
-	icon_state = "plushie_slime"
-	item_state = "plushie_slime"
-
-/*
- * Foam Armblade
- */
-
- /obj/item/toy/foamblade
- 	name = "foam armblade"
- 	desc = "it says \"Sternside Changs #1 fan\" on it. "
- 	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
- 	icon_state = "foamblade"
- 	item_state = "arm_blade"
- 	attack_verb = list("pricked", "absorbed", "gored")
- 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
- 	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
-
-/*
- * Toy/fake flash
- */
-/obj/item/toy/flash
-	name = "toy flash"
-	desc = "FOR THE REVOLU- Oh wait, that's just a toy."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/device.dmi'
-	icon_state = "flash"
-	item_state = "flashtool"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
-
-/obj/item/toy/flash/attack(mob/living/M, mob/user)
-	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/weapons/flash.ogg', 100, 1)
-	flick("[initial(icon_state)]2", src)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='disarm'>[user] blinds [M] with the flash!</span>")
-
-
-/*
- * Toy big red button
- */
-/obj/item/toy/redbutton
-	name = "big red button"
-	desc = "A big, plastic red button. Reads 'From HonkCo Pranks?' on the back."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/assemblies.dmi'
-	icon_state = "bigred"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	var/cooldown = 0
-
-/obj/item/toy/redbutton/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(cooldown < world.time)
-		cooldown = (world.time + 300) // Sets cooldown at 30 seconds
-		user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] presses the big red button.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You press the button, it plays a loud noise!</span>", "<span class='notice'>The button clicks loudly.</span>")
-		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/explosionfar.ogg', 50, 0, 0)
-		for(var/mob/M in range(10, src)) // Checks range
-			if(!M.stat && !istype(M, /mob/living/silicon/ai)) // Checks to make sure whoever's getting shaken is alive/not the AI
-				sleep(8) // Short delay to match up with the explosion sound
-				shake_camera(M, 2, 1) // Shakes player camera 2 squares for 1 second.
-
-	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='alert'>Nothing happens.</span>")
-
-
-/*
- * AI core prizes
- */
-/obj/item/toy/AI
-	name = "toy AI"
-	desc = "A little toy model AI core with real law announcing action!"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "AI"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	var/cooldown = 0
-
-/obj/item/toy/AI/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(!cooldown) //for the sanity of everyone
-		var/message = generate_ion_law()
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You press the button on [src].</span>")
-		playsound(user, 'sound/machines/click.ogg', 20, 1)
-		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[bicon(src)] [message]</span>")
-		cooldown = 1
-		spawn(30) cooldown = 0
-		return
-	..()
-
-/obj/item/toy/codex_gigas
-	name = "Toy Codex Gigas"
-	desc = "A tool to help you write fictional devils!"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/library.dmi'
-	icon_state = "demonomicon"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	var/cooldown = FALSE
-
-/obj/item/toy/codex_gigas/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(!cooldown)
-		user.visible_message(
-			"<span class='notice'>[user] presses the button on \the [src].</span>",
-			"<span class='notice'>You press the button on \the [src].</span>",
-			"<span class='notice'>You hear a soft click.</span>")
-		var/list/messages = list()
-		var/datum/devilinfo/devil = randomDevilInfo()
-		messages += "Some fun facts about: [devil.truename]"
-		messages += "[GLOB.lawlorify[LORE][devil.bane]]"
-		messages += "[GLOB.lawlorify[LORE][devil.obligation]]"
-		messages += "[GLOB.lawlorify[LORE][devil.ban]]"
-		messages += "[GLOB.lawlorify[LORE][devil.banish]]"
-		playsound(loc, 'sound/machines/click.ogg', 20, 1)
-		cooldown = TRUE
-		for(var/message in messages)
-			user.loc.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[bicon(src)] [message]</span>")
-			sleep(10)
-		spawn(20)
-			cooldown = FALSE
-		return
-		..()
-
-/obj/item/toy/owl
-	name = "owl action figure"
-	desc = "An action figure modeled after 'The Owl', defender of justice."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "owlprize"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	var/cooldown = 0
-
-/obj/item/toy/owl/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(!cooldown) //for the sanity of everyone
-		var/message = pick("You won't get away this time, Griffin!", "Stop right there, criminal!", "Hoot! Hoot!", "I am the night!")
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You pull the string on the [src].</span>")
-		playsound(user, 'sound/creatures/hoot.ogg', 25, 1)
-		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[bicon(src)] [message]</span>")
-		cooldown = 1
-		spawn(30) cooldown = 0
-		return
-	..()
-
-/obj/item/toy/griffin
-	name = "griffin action figure"
-	desc = "An action figure modeled after 'The Griffin', criminal mastermind."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "griffinprize"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	var/cooldown = 0
-
-/obj/item/toy/griffin/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(!cooldown) //for the sanity of everyone
-		var/message = pick("You can't stop me, Owl!", "My plan is flawless! The vault is mine!", "Caaaawwww!", "You will never catch me!")
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You pull the string on the [src].</span>")
-		playsound(user, 'sound/creatures/caw.ogg', 25, 1)
-		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[bicon(src)] [message]</span>")
-		cooldown = 1
-		spawn(30) cooldown = 0
-		return
-	..()
-
-// DND Character minis. Use the naming convention (type)character for the icon states.
-/obj/item/toy/character
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	pixel_z = 5
-
-/obj/item/toy/character/alien
-	name = "Xenomorph Miniature"
-	desc = "A miniature xenomorph. Scary!"
-	icon_state = "aliencharacter"
-/obj/item/toy/character/cleric
-	name = "Cleric Miniature"
-	desc = "A wee little cleric, with his wee little staff."
-	icon_state = "clericcharacter"
-/obj/item/toy/character/warrior
-	name = "Warrior Miniature"
-	desc = "That sword would make a decent toothpick."
-	icon_state = "warriorcharacter"
-/obj/item/toy/character/thief
-	name = "Thief Miniature"
-	desc = "Hey, where did my wallet go!?"
-	icon_state = "thiefcharacter"
-/obj/item/toy/character/wizard
-	name = "Wizard Miniature"
-	desc = "MAGIC!"
-	icon_state = "wizardcharacter"
-/obj/item/toy/character/cthulhu
-	name = "Cthulhu Miniature"
-	desc = "The dark lord has risen!"
-	icon_state = "darkmastercharacter"
-/obj/item/toy/character/lich
-	name = "Lich Miniature"
-	desc = "Murderboner extraordinaire."
-	icon_state = "lichcharacter"
-/obj/item/storage/box/characters
-	name = "Box of Miniatures"
-	desc = "The nerd's best friends."
-	icon_state = "box"
-/obj/item/storage/box/characters/New()
-	..()
-	new /obj/item/toy/character/alien(src)
-	new /obj/item/toy/character/cleric(src)
-	new /obj/item/toy/character/warrior(src)
-	new /obj/item/toy/character/thief(src)
-	new /obj/item/toy/character/wizard(src)
-	new /obj/item/toy/character/cthulhu(src)
-	new /obj/item/toy/character/lich(src)
-
-
-//Pet Rocks, just like from the 70's!
-
-/obj/item/toy/pet_rock
-	name = "pet rock"
-	desc = "The perfect pet!"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "pet_rock"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	force = 5
-	throwforce = 5
-	attack_verb = list("attacked", "bashed", "smashed", "stoned")
-	hitsound = "swing_hit"
-
-/obj/item/toy/pet_rock/fred
-	name = "fred"
-	desc = "Fred, the bestest boy pet in the whole wide universe!"
-	icon_state = "fred"
-
-/obj/item/toy/pet_rock/roxie
-	name = "roxie"
-	desc = "Roxie, the bestest girl pet in the whole wide universe!"
-	icon_state = "roxie"
-
-//minigibber, so cute
-
-/obj/item/toy/minigibber
-	name = "miniature gibber"
-	desc = "A miniature recreation of Nanotrasen's famous meat grinder."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "minigibber"
-	attack_verb = list("grinded", "gibbed")
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	var/cooldown = 0
-	var/obj/stored_minature = null
-
-/obj/item/toy/minigibber/attack_self(var/mob/user)
-
-	if(stored_minature)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>\The [src] makes a violent grinding noise as it tears apart the miniature figure inside!</span>")
-		QDEL_NULL(stored_minature)
-		playsound(user, 'sound/goonstation/effects/gib.ogg', 20, 1)
-		cooldown = world.time
-
-	if(cooldown < world.time - 8)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You hit the gib button on \the [src].</span>")
-		playsound(user, 'sound/goonstation/effects/gib.ogg', 20, 1)
-		cooldown = world.time
-
-/obj/item/toy/minigibber/attackby(var/obj/O, var/mob/user, params)
-	if(istype(O,/obj/item/toy/character) && O.loc == user)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You start feeding \the [O] [bicon(O)] into \the [src]'s mini-input.</span>")
-		if(do_after(user, 10, target = src))
-			if(O.loc != user)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='alert'>\The [O] is too far away to feed into \the [src]!</span>")
-			else
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You feed \the [O] [bicon(O)] into \the [src]!</span>")
-				user.unEquip(O)
-				O.forceMove(src)
-				stored_minature = O
-		else
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You stop feeding \the [O] into \the [src]'s mini-input.</span>")
-	else ..()
-
-/*
- * Xenomorph action figure
- */
-
-/obj/item/toy/toy_xeno
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "toy_xeno"
-	name = "xenomorph action figure"
-	desc = "MEGA presents the new Xenos Isolated action figure! Comes complete with realistic sounds! Pull back string to use."
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	var/cooldown = 0
-
-/obj/item/toy/toy_xeno/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(cooldown <= world.time)
-		cooldown = (world.time + 50) //5 second cooldown
-		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] pulls back the string on [src].</span>")
-		icon_state = "[initial(icon_state)]_used"
-		sleep(5)
-		audible_message("<span class='danger'>[bicon(src)] Hiss!</span>")
-		var/list/possible_sounds = list('sound/voice/hiss1.ogg', 'sound/voice/hiss2.ogg', 'sound/voice/hiss3.ogg', 'sound/voice/hiss4.ogg')
-		playsound(get_turf(src), pick(possible_sounds), 50, 1)
-		spawn(45)
-			if(src)
-				icon_state = "[initial(icon_state)]"
-	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The string on [src] hasn't rewound all the way!</span>")
-		return
-
-/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver
-	name = "russian revolver"
-	desc = "for fun and games!"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/guns/projectile.dmi'
-	icon_state = "detective_gold"
-	item_state = "gun"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/guns_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/guns_righthand.dmi'
-	hitsound = "swing_hit"
-	flags =  CONDUCT
-	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
-	materials = list(MAT_METAL=2000)
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
-	throwforce = 5
-	throw_speed = 4
-	throw_range = 5
-	force = 5
-	origin_tech = "combat=1"
-	attack_verb = list("struck", "hit", "bashed")
-	var/bullets_left = 0
-	var/max_shots = 6
-
-/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] quickly loads six bullets into [src]'s cylinder and points it at [user.p_their()] head before pulling the trigger! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
-	playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/gunshots/gunshot_strong.ogg', 50, 1)
-	return BRUTELOSS
-
-/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/New()
-	..()
-	spin_cylinder()
-
-/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(!bullets_left)
-		user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] loads a bullet into [src]'s cylinder before spinning it.</span>")
-		spin_cylinder()
-	else
-		user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] spins the cylinder on [src]!</span>")
-		spin_cylinder()
-
-/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/attack(mob/M, mob/living/user)
-	return
-
-/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/afterattack(atom/target, mob/user, flag, params)
-	if(flag)
-		if(target in user.contents)
-			return
-		if(!ismob(target))
-			return
-	shoot_gun(user)
-
-/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/proc/spin_cylinder()
-	bullets_left = rand(1, max_shots)
-
-/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/proc/post_shot(mob/user)
-	return
-
-/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/proc/shoot_gun(mob/living/carbon/human/user)
-	if(bullets_left > 1)
-		bullets_left--
-		user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>*click*</span>")
-		playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/empty.ogg', 100, 1)
-		return FALSE
-	if(bullets_left == 1)
-		bullets_left = 0
-		var/zone = "head"
-		if(!(user.has_organ(zone))) // If they somehow don't have a head.
-			zone = "chest"
-		playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/gunshots/gunshot_strong.ogg', 50, 1)
-		user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] goes off!</span>")
-		post_shot(user)
-		user.apply_damage(300, BRUTE, zone, sharp = TRUE, used_weapon = "Self-inflicted gunshot wound to the [zone].")
-		user.bleed(BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL)
-		user.death() // Just in case
-		return TRUE
-	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] needs to be reloaded.</span>")
-		return FALSE
-
-/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/trick_revolver
-	name = "\improper .357 revolver"
-	desc = "A suspicious revolver. Uses .357 ammo."
-	icon_state = "revolver"
-	max_shots = 1
-	var/fake_bullets = 0
-
-/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/trick_revolver/New()
-	..()
-	fake_bullets = rand(2, 7)
-
-/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/trick_revolver/examine(mob/user) //Sneaky sneaky
-	. = ..()
-	. += "Has [fake_bullets] round\s remaining."
-	. += "[fake_bullets] of those are live rounds."
-
-/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/trick_revolver/post_shot(user)
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>[src] did look pretty dodgey!</span>")
-	SEND_SOUND(user, 'sound/misc/sadtrombone.ogg') //HONK
-/*
- * Rubber Chainsaw
- */
-/obj/item/twohanded/toy/chainsaw
-	name = "Toy Chainsaw"
-	desc = "A toy chainsaw with a rubber edge. Ages 8 and up"
-	icon_state = "chainsaw0"
-	force = 0
-	throwforce = 0
-	throw_speed = 4
-	throw_range = 20
-	wieldsound = 'sound/weapons/chainsawstart.ogg'
-	attack_verb = list("sawed", "cut", "hacked", "carved", "cleaved", "butchered", "felled", "timbered")
-
-/obj/item/twohanded/toy/chainsaw/update_icon()
-	if(wielded)
-		icon_state = "chainsaw[wielded]"
-	else
-		icon_state = "chainsaw0"
-
-/*
- * Cat Toy
-  */
-/obj/item/toy/cattoy
-	name = "toy mouse"
-	desc = "A colorful toy mouse!"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "toy_mouse"
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
-	var/cooldown = 0
-
-/*
- * Action Figures
- */
-
-
-/obj/random/figure
-	name = "Random Action Figure"
-	desc = "This is a random toy action figure"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "nuketoy"
-
-/obj/random/figure/item_to_spawn()
-	return pick(subtypesof(/obj/item/toy/figure))
-
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure
-	name = "Non-Specific Action Figure action figure"
-	desc = "A \"Space Life\" brand... wait, what the hell is this thing?"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "nuketoy"
-	var/cooldown = 0
-	var/toysay = "What the fuck did you do?"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/New()
-	..()
-	desc = "A \"Space Life\" brand [name]"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(cooldown < world.time)
-		cooldown = (world.time + 30) //3 second cooldown
-		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[bicon(src)] The [src] says \"[toysay]\".</span>")
-		playsound(user, 'sound/machines/click.ogg', 20, 1)
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/cmo
-	name = "Chief Medical Officer action figure"
-	icon_state = "cmo"
-	toysay = "Suit sensors!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/assistant
-	name = "Assistant action figure"
-	icon_state = "assistant"
-	toysay = "Grey tide station wide!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/atmos
-	name = "Atmospheric Technician action figure"
-	icon_state = "atmos"
-	toysay = "Glory to Atmosia!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/bartender
-	name = "Bartender action figure"
-	icon_state = "bartender"
-	toysay = "Wheres my monkey?"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/borg
-	name = "Cyborg action figure"
-	icon_state = "borg"
-	toysay = "I. LIVE. AGAIN."
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/botanist
-	name = "Botanist action figure"
-	icon_state = "botanist"
-	toysay = "Dude, I see colors..."
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/captain
-	name = "Captain action figure"
-	icon_state = "captain"
-	toysay = "Crew, the Nuke Disk is safely up my ass."
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/cargotech
-	name = "Cargo Technician action figure"
-	icon_state = "cargotech"
-	toysay = "For Cargonia!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/ce
-	name = "Chief Engineer action figure"
-	icon_state = "ce"
-	toysay = "Wire the solars!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/chaplain
-	name = "Chaplain action figure"
-	icon_state = "chaplain"
-	toysay = "Gods make me a killing machine please!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/chef
-	name = "Chef action figure"
-	icon_state = "chef"
-	toysay = "I swear it's not human meat."
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/chemist
-	name = "Chemist action figure"
-	icon_state = "chemist"
-	toysay = "Get your pills!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/clown
-	name = "Clown action figure"
-	icon_state = "clown"
-	toysay = "Honk!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/ian
-	name = "Ian action figure"
-	icon_state = "ian"
-	toysay = "Arf!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/detective
-	name = "Detective action figure"
-	icon_state = "detective"
-	toysay = "This airlock has grey jumpsuit and insulated glove fibers on it."
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/dsquad
-	name = "Death Squad Officer action figure"
-	icon_state = "dsquad"
-	toysay = "Eliminate all threats!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/engineer
-	name = "Engineer action figure"
-	icon_state = "engineer"
-	toysay = "Oh god, the singularity is loose!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/geneticist
-	name = "Geneticist action figure"
-	icon_state = "geneticist"
-	toysay = "I'm not qualified for this job."
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/hop
-	name = "Head of Personnel action figure"
-	icon_state = "hop"
-	toysay = "Giving out all access!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/hos
-	name = "Head of Security action figure"
-	icon_state = "hos"
-	toysay = "I'm here to win, anything else is secondary."
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/qm
-	name = "Quartermaster action figure"
-	icon_state = "qm"
-	toysay = "Hail Cargonia!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/janitor
-	name = "Janitor action figure"
-	icon_state = "janitor"
-	toysay = "Look at the signs, you idiot."
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/lawyer
-	name = "Internal Affairs Agent action figure"
-	icon_state = "lawyer"
-	toysay = "Standard Operating Procedure says they're guilty! Hacking is proof they're an Enemy of the Corporation!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/librarian
-	name = "Librarian action figure"
-	icon_state = "librarian"
-	toysay = "One day while..."
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/md
-	name = "Medical Doctor action figure"
-	icon_state = "md"
-	toysay = "The patient is already dead!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/mime
-	name = "Mime action figure"
-	desc = "A \"Space Life\" brand Mime action figure."
-	icon_state = "mime"
-	toysay = "..."
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/miner
-	name = "Shaft Miner action figure"
-	icon_state = "miner"
-	toysay = "Oh god it's eating my intestines!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/ninja
-	name = "Ninja action figure"
-	icon_state = "ninja"
-	toysay = "Oh god! Stop shooting, I'm friendly!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/wizard
-	name = "Wizard action figure"
-	icon_state = "wizard"
-	toysay = "Ei Nath!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/rd
-	name = "Research Director action figure"
-	icon_state = "rd"
-	toysay = "Blowing all of the borgs!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/roboticist
-	name = "Roboticist action figure"
-	icon_state = "roboticist"
-	toysay = "He asked to be borged!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/scientist
-	name = "Scientist action figure"
-	icon_state = "scientist"
-	toysay = "Someone else must have made those bombs!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/syndie
-	name = "Nuclear Operative action figure"
-	icon_state = "syndie"
-	toysay = "Get that fucking disk!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/secofficer
-	name = "Security Officer action figure"
-	icon_state = "secofficer"
-	toysay = "I am the law!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/virologist
-	name = "Virologist action figure"
-	icon_state = "virologist"
-	toysay = "The cure is potassium!"
-
-/obj/item/toy/figure/warden
-	name = "Warden action figure"
-	icon_state = "warden"
-	toysay = "Execute him for breaking in!"
-
-//////////////////////////////////////////////////////
-//				Magic 8-Ball / Conch				//
-//////////////////////////////////////////////////////
-
-/obj/item/toy/eight_ball
-	name = "Magic 8-Ball"
-	desc = "Mystical! Magical! Ages 8+!"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "eight-ball"
-	var/use_action = "shakes the ball"
-	var/cooldown = 0
-	var/list/possible_answers = list("Definitely", "All signs point to yes.", "Most likely.", "Yes.", "Ask again later.", "Better not tell you now.", "Future Unclear.", "Maybe.", "Doubtful.", "No.", "Don't count on it.", "Never.")
-
-/obj/item/toy/eight_ball/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(!cooldown)
-		var/answer = pick(possible_answers)
-		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] focuses on [user.p_their()] question and [use_action]...</span>")
-		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[bicon(src)] The [src] says \"[answer]\"</span>")
-		spawn(30)
-			cooldown = 0
-		return
-
-/obj/item/toy/eight_ball/conch
-	name = "Magic Conch Shell"
-	desc = "All hail the Magic Conch!"
-	icon_state = "conch"
-	use_action = "pulls the string"
-	possible_answers = list("Yes.", "No.", "Try asking again.", "Nothing.", "I don't think so.", "Neither.", "Maybe someday.")
-
-/*
- *Fake cuffs (honk honk)
- */
-
-/obj/item/restraints/handcuffs/toy
-	desc = "Toy handcuffs. Plastic and extremely cheaply made."
-	throwforce = 0
-	breakouttime = 0
-	ignoresClumsy = TRUE
+/* Toys!
+ * Contains:
+ *		Balloons
+ *		Fake telebeacon
+ *		Fake singularity
+ *		Toy swords
+ *		Toy mechs
+ *		Snap pops
+ *		Water flower
+ *		Toy Nuke
+ *		Card Deck
+ *		Therapy dolls
+ *		Toddler doll
+ *		Inflatable duck
+ *		Foam armblade
+ *		Mini Gibber
+ *		Toy xeno
+ *		Toy chainsaws
+ *		Action Figures
+ */
+
+
+/obj/item/toy
+	throwforce = 0
+	throw_speed = 4
+	throw_range = 20
+	force = 0
+
+
+/*
+ * Balloons
+ */
+/obj/item/toy/balloon
+	name = "water balloon"
+	desc = "A translucent balloon. There's nothing in it."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "waterballoon-e"
+	item_state = "balloon-empty"
+
+/obj/item/toy/balloon/New()
+	..()
+	create_reagents(10)
+
+/obj/item/toy/balloon/attack(mob/living/carbon/human/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
+	return
+
+/obj/item/toy/balloon/afterattack(atom/A, mob/user, proximity)
+	if(!proximity)
+		return
+	if(istype(A, /obj/structure/reagent_dispensers))
+		var/obj/structure/reagent_dispensers/RD = A
+		if(RD.reagents.total_volume <= 0)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[RD] is empty.</span>")
+		else if(reagents.total_volume >= 10)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] is full.</span>")
+		else
+			A.reagents.trans_to(src, 10)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You fill the balloon with the contents of [A].</span>")
+			desc = "A translucent balloon with some form of liquid sloshing around in it."
+			update_icon()
+
+/obj/item/toy/balloon/wash(mob/user, atom/source)
+	if(reagents.total_volume < 10)
+		reagents.add_reagent("water", min(10-reagents.total_volume, 10))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You fill the balloon from the [source].</span>")
+		desc = "A translucent balloon with some form of liquid sloshing around in it."
+		update_icon()
+	return
+
+/obj/item/toy/balloon/attackby(obj/O as obj, mob/user as mob, params)
+	if(istype(O, /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass) || istype(O, /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass))
+		if(O.reagents)
+			if(O.reagents.total_volume < 1)
+				to_chat(user, "The [O] is empty.")
+			else if(O.reagents.total_volume >= 1)
+				if(O.reagents.has_reagent("facid", 1))
+					to_chat(user, "The acid chews through the balloon!")
+					O.reagents.reaction(user)
+					qdel(src)
+				else
+					desc = "A translucent balloon with some form of liquid sloshing around in it."
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You fill the balloon with the contents of [O].</span>")
+					O.reagents.trans_to(src, 10)
+	update_icon()
+	return
+
+/obj/item/toy/balloon/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
+	if(reagents.total_volume >= 1)
+		visible_message("<span class='warning'>The [src] bursts!</span>","You hear a pop and a splash.")
+		reagents.reaction(get_turf(hit_atom))
+		for(var/atom/A in get_turf(hit_atom))
+			reagents.reaction(A)
+		icon_state = "burst"
+		spawn(5)
+			if(src)
+				qdel(src)
+	return
+
+/obj/item/toy/balloon/update_icon()
+	if(src.reagents.total_volume >= 1)
+		icon_state = "waterballoon"
+		item_state = "balloon"
+	else
+		icon_state = "waterballoon-e"
+		item_state = "balloon-empty"
+
+/obj/item/toy/syndicateballoon
+	name = "syndicate balloon"
+	desc = "There is a tag on the back that reads \"FUK NT!11!\"."
+	throwforce = 0
+	throw_speed = 4
+	throw_range = 20
+	force = 0
+	icon_state = "syndballoon"
+	item_state = "syndballoon"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	var/lastused = null
+
+/obj/item/toy/syndicateballoon/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(world.time - lastused < CLICK_CD_MELEE)
+		return
+	var/playverb = pick("bat [src]", "tug on [src]'s string", "play with [src]")
+	user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] plays with [src].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You [playverb].</span>")
+	lastused = world.time
+
+/*
+ * Fake telebeacon
+ */
+/obj/item/toy/blink
+	name = "electronic blink toy game"
+	desc = "Blink.  Blink.  Blink. Ages 8 and up."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/radio.dmi'
+	icon_state = "beacon"
+	item_state = "signaler"
+
+/*
+ * Fake singularity
+ */
+/obj/item/toy/spinningtoy
+	name = "Gravitational Singularity"
+	desc = "\"Singulo\" brand spinning toy."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/singularity.dmi'
+	icon_state = "singularity_s1"
+
+/*
+ * Toy swords
+ */
+/obj/item/toy/sword
+	name = "toy sword"
+	desc = "A cheap, plastic replica of an energy sword. Realistic sounds! Ages 8 and up."
+	icon_state = "sword0"
+	item_state = "sword0"
+	var/active = FALSE
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	attack_verb = list("attacked", "struck", "hit")
+
+/obj/item/toy/sword/attack_self(mob/user)
+	active = !active
+	if(active)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You extend the plastic blade with a quick flick of your wrist.</span>")
+		playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg', 20, 1)
+		icon_state = "swordblue"
+		item_state = "swordblue"
+		w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You push the plastic blade back down into the handle.</span>")
+		playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/saberoff.ogg', 20, 1)
+		icon_state = "sword0"
+		item_state = "sword0"
+		w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+
+	if(istype(user,/mob/living/carbon/human))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+		H.update_inv_l_hand()
+		H.update_inv_r_hand()
+	add_fingerprint(user)
+	return
+
+// Copied from /obj/item/melee/energy/sword/attackby
+/obj/item/toy/sword/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/living/user, params)
+	..()
+	if(istype(W, /obj/item/toy/sword))
+		if(W == src)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You try to attach the end of the plastic sword to... itself. You're not very smart, are you?</span>")
+			if(ishuman(user))
+				user.adjustBrainLoss(10)
+		else if((W.flags & NODROP) || (flags & NODROP))
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>\the [flags & NODROP ? src : W] is stuck to your hand, you can't attach it to \the [flags & NODROP ? W : src]!</span>")
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You attach the ends of the two plastic swords, making a single double-bladed toy! You're fake-cool.</span>")
+			new /obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/toy(user.loc)
+			user.unEquip(W)
+			user.unEquip(src)
+			qdel(W)
+			qdel(src)
+
+/*
+ * Subtype of Double-Bladed Energy Swords
+ */
+/obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/toy
+	name = "double-bladed toy sword"
+	desc = "A cheap, plastic replica of TWO energy swords.  Double the fun!"
+	force = 0
+	throwforce = 0
+	throw_speed = 3
+	throw_range = 5
+	force_unwielded = 0
+	force_wielded = 0
+	origin_tech = null
+	attack_verb = list("attacked", "struck", "hit")
+	brightness_on = 0
+	sharp_when_wielded = FALSE // It's a toy
+
+/obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/toy/hit_reaction(mob/living/carbon/human/owner, atom/movable/hitby, attack_text = "the attack", final_block_chance = 0, damage = 0, attack_type = MELEE_ATTACK)
+	return 0
+
+/obj/item/twohanded/dualsaber/toy/IsReflect()//Stops Toy Dualsabers from reflecting energy projectiles
+	return 0
+
+/obj/item/toy/katana
+	name = "replica katana"
+	desc = "Woefully underpowered in D20."
+	icon_state = "katana"
+	item_state = "katana"
+	flags = CONDUCT
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT | SLOT_BACK
+	force = 5
+	throwforce = 5
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+
+/obj/item/toy/katana/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	var/dmsg = pick("[user] tries to stab \the [src] into [user.p_their()] abdomen, but it shatters! [user.p_they(TRUE)] look[user.p_s()] as if [user.p_they()] might die from the shame.","[user] tries to stab \the [src] into [user.p_their()] abdomen, but \the [src] bends and breaks in half! [user.p_they(TRUE)] look[user.p_s()] as if [user.p_they()] might die from the shame.","[user] tries to slice [user.p_their()] own throat, but the plastic blade has no sharpness, causing [user.p_them()] to lose [user.p_their()] balance, slip over, and break [user.p_their()] neck with a loud snap!")
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[dmsg] It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
+	return BRUTELOSS
+
+
+/*
+ * Snap pops viral shit
+ */
+/obj/item/toy/snappop/virus
+	name = "unstable goo"
+	desc = "Your palm is oozing this stuff!"
+	icon = 'icons/mob/slimes.dmi'
+	icon_state = "red slime extract"
+	throwforce = 5.0
+	throw_speed = 10
+	throw_range = 30
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+
+
+/obj/item/toy/snappop/virus/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
+	..()
+	do_sparks(3, 1, src)
+	new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash(src.loc)
+	visible_message("<span class='warning'>The [name] explodes!</span>","<span class='warning'>You hear a bang!</span>")
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/snap.ogg', 50, 1)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/*
+ * Snap pops
+ */
+/obj/item/toy/snappop
+	name = "snap pop"
+	desc = "Wow!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "snappop"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	var/ash_type = /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash
+
+/obj/item/toy/snappop/proc/pop_burst(var/n=3, var/c=1)
+	do_sparks(n, c, src)
+	new ash_type(loc)
+	visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] explodes!</span>",
+		"<span class='italics'>You hear a snap!</span>")
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/snap.ogg', 50, 1)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/toy/snappop/fire_act(datum/gas_mixture/air, exposed_temperature, exposed_volume, global_overlay = TRUE)
+	..()
+	pop_burst()
+
+/obj/item/toy/snappop/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
+	..()
+	pop_burst()
+
+/obj/item/toy/snappop/Crossed(H as mob|obj, oldloc)
+	if(ishuman(H) || issilicon(H)) //i guess carp and shit shouldn't set them off
+		var/mob/living/carbon/M = H
+		if(issilicon(H) || M.m_intent == MOVE_INTENT_RUN)
+			to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>You step on the snap pop!</span>")
+			pop_burst(2, 0)
+
+/obj/item/toy/snappop/phoenix
+	name = "phoenix snap pop"
+	desc = "Wow! And wow! And wow!"
+	ash_type = /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash/snappop_phoenix
+
+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash/snappop_phoenix
+	var/respawn_time = 300
+
+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash/snappop_phoenix/Initialize(mapload)
+	. = ..()
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/respawn), respawn_time)
+
+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/ash/snappop_phoenix/proc/respawn()
+	new /obj/item/toy/snappop/phoenix(get_turf(src))
+	qdel(src)
+
+
+/*
+ * Mech prizes
+ */
+/obj/item/toy/prize
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "ripleytoy"
+	var/cooldown = 0
+
+//all credit to skasi for toy mech fun ideas
+/obj/item/toy/prize/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+	if(cooldown < world.time - 8)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You play with [src].</span>")
+		playsound(user, 'sound/mecha/mechstep.ogg', 20, 1)
+		cooldown = world.time
+
+/obj/item/toy/prize/attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
+	if(loc == user)
+		if(cooldown < world.time - 8)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You play with [src].</span>")
+			playsound(user, 'sound/mecha/mechturn.ogg', 20, 1)
+			cooldown = world.time
+			return
+	..()
+
+/obj/random/mech
+	name = "Random Mech Prize"
+	desc = "This is a random prize"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "ripleytoy"
+
+/obj/random/mech/item_to_spawn()
+	return pick(subtypesof(/obj/item/toy/prize)) //exclude the base type.
+
+/obj/item/toy/prize/ripley
+	name = "toy ripley"
+	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 1/11."
+
+/obj/item/toy/prize/fireripley
+	name = "toy firefighting ripley"
+	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 2/11."
+	icon_state = "fireripleytoy"
+
+/obj/item/toy/prize/deathripley
+	name = "toy deathsquad ripley"
+	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 3/11."
+	icon_state = "deathripleytoy"
+
+/obj/item/toy/prize/gygax
+	name = "toy gygax"
+	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 4/11."
+	icon_state = "gygaxtoy"
+
+/obj/item/toy/prize/durand
+	name = "toy durand"
+	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 5/11."
+	icon_state = "durandprize"
+
+/obj/item/toy/prize/honk
+	name = "toy H.O.N.K."
+	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 6/11."
+	icon_state = "honkprize"
+
+/obj/item/toy/prize/marauder
+	name = "toy marauder"
+	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 7/11."
+	icon_state = "marauderprize"
+
+/obj/item/toy/prize/seraph
+	name = "toy seraph"
+	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 8/11."
+	icon_state = "seraphprize"
+
+/obj/item/toy/prize/mauler
+	name = "toy mauler"
+	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 9/11."
+	icon_state = "maulerprize"
+
+/obj/item/toy/prize/odysseus
+	name = "toy odysseus"
+	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 10/11."
+	icon_state = "odysseusprize"
+
+/obj/item/toy/prize/phazon
+	name = "toy phazon"
+	desc = "Mini-Mecha action figure! Collect them all! 11/11."
+	icon_state = "phazonprize"
+
+
+
+/*
+|| A Deck of Cards for playing various games of chance ||
+*/
+
+
+
+obj/item/toy/cards
+	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
+	max_integrity = 50
+	var/parentdeck = null
+	var/deckstyle = "nanotrasen"
+	var/card_hitsound = null
+	var/card_force = 0
+	var/card_throwforce = 0
+	var/card_throw_speed = 4
+	var/card_throw_range = 20
+	var/list/card_attack_verb = list("attacked")
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/New()
+	..()
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/proc/apply_card_vars(obj/item/toy/cards/newobj, obj/item/toy/cards/sourceobj) // Applies variables for supporting multiple types of card deck
+	if(!istype(sourceobj))
+		return
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/deck
+	name = "deck of cards"
+	desc = "A deck of space-grade playing cards."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	deckstyle = "nanotrasen"
+	icon_state = "deck_nanotrasen_full"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	var/cooldown = 0
+	var/list/cards = list()
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/deck/New()
+	..()
+	icon_state = "deck_[deckstyle]_full"
+	for(var/i in 2 to 10)
+		cards += "[i] of Hearts"
+		cards += "[i] of Spades"
+		cards += "[i] of Clubs"
+		cards += "[i] of Diamonds"
+	cards += "King of Hearts"
+	cards += "King of Spades"
+	cards += "King of Clubs"
+	cards += "King of Diamonds"
+	cards += "Queen of Hearts"
+	cards += "Queen of Spades"
+	cards += "Queen of Clubs"
+	cards += "Queen of Diamonds"
+	cards += "Jack of Hearts"
+	cards += "Jack of Spades"
+	cards += "Jack of Clubs"
+	cards += "Jack of Diamonds"
+	cards += "Ace of Hearts"
+	cards += "Ace of Spades"
+	cards += "Ace of Clubs"
+	cards += "Ace of Diamonds"
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/deck/attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
+	var/choice = null
+	if(cards.len == 0)
+		icon_state = "deck_[deckstyle]_empty"
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>There are no more cards to draw.</span>")
+		return
+	var/obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/H = new/obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard(user.loc)
+	choice = cards[1]
+	H.cardname = choice
+	H.parentdeck = src
+	var/O = src
+	H.apply_card_vars(H,O)
+	cards -= choice
+	H.pickup(user)
+	user.put_in_active_hand(H)
+	visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] draws a card from the deck.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You draw a card from the deck.</span>")
+	update_icon()
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/deck/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+	if(cooldown < world.time - 50)
+		cards = shuffle(cards)
+		playsound(user, 'sound/items/cardshuffle.ogg', 50, 1)
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] shuffles the deck.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You shuffle the deck.</span>")
+		cooldown = world.time
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/deck/attackby(obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/C, mob/living/user, params)
+	..()
+	if(istype(C))
+		if(C.parentdeck == src)
+			if(!user.unEquip(C))
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The card is stuck to your hand, you can't add it to the deck!</span>")
+				return
+			cards += C.cardname
+			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] adds a card to the bottom of the deck.</span>","<span class='notice'>You add the card to the bottom of the deck.</span>")
+			qdel(C)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can't mix cards from other decks.</span>")
+		update_icon()
+
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/deck/attackby(obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/C, mob/living/user, params)
+	..()
+	if(istype(C))
+		if(C.parentdeck == src)
+			if(!user.unEquip(C))
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The hand of cards is stuck to your hand, you can't add it to the deck!</span>")
+				return
+			cards += C.currenthand
+			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] puts [user.p_their()] hand of cards in the deck.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You put the hand of cards in the deck.</span>")
+			qdel(C)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can't mix cards from other decks.</span>")
+		update_icon()
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/deck/MouseDrop(atom/over_object)
+	var/mob/M = usr
+	if(usr.stat || !ishuman(usr) || !usr.canmove || usr.restrained())
+		return
+	if(Adjacent(usr))
+		if(over_object == M  && loc != M)
+			M.put_in_hands(src)
+			to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You pick up the deck.</span>")
+
+		else if(istype(over_object, /obj/screen))
+			switch(over_object.name)
+				if("l_hand")
+					if(!remove_item_from_storage(M))
+						M.unEquip(src)
+					M.put_in_l_hand(src)
+					to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You pick up the deck.</span>")
+				if("r_hand")
+					if(!remove_item_from_storage(M))
+						M.unEquip(src)
+					M.put_in_r_hand(src)
+					to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You pick up the deck.</span>")
+	else
+		to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You can't reach it from here.</span>")
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/deck/update_icon()
+	switch(cards.len)
+		if(0)
+			icon_state = "deck_[deckstyle]_empty"
+		if(1 to 10)
+			icon_state = "deck_[deckstyle]_low"
+		if(11 to 26)
+			icon_state = "deck_[deckstyle]_half"
+		else
+			icon_state = "deck_[deckstyle]_full"
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand
+	name = "hand of cards"
+	desc = "A number of cards not in a deck, customarily held in ones hand."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "nanotrasen_hand2"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	var/list/currenthand = list()
+	var/choice = null
+
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+	user.set_machine(src)
+	interact(user)
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/interact(mob/user)
+	var/dat = "You have:<BR>"
+	for(var/t in currenthand)
+		dat += "<A href='?src=[UID()];pick=[t]'>A [t].</A><BR>"
+	dat += "Which card will you remove next?"
+	var/datum/browser/popup = new(user, "cardhand", "Hand of Cards", 400, 240)
+	popup.set_title_image(user.browse_rsc_icon(src.icon, src.icon_state))
+	popup.set_content(dat)
+	popup.open()
+
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/Topic(href, href_list)
+	if(..())
+		return
+	if(usr.stat || !ishuman(usr) || !usr.canmove)
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/cardUser = usr
+	var/O = src
+	if(href_list["pick"])
+		if(cardUser.get_item_by_slot(slot_l_hand) == src || cardUser.get_item_by_slot(slot_r_hand) == src)
+			var/choice = href_list["pick"]
+			var/obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/C = new/obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard(cardUser.loc)
+			currenthand -= choice
+			C.parentdeck = src.parentdeck
+			C.cardname = choice
+			C.apply_card_vars(C,O)
+			C.pickup(cardUser)
+			cardUser.put_in_any_hand_if_possible(C)
+			cardUser.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[cardUser] draws a card from [cardUser.p_their()] hand.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You take the [C.cardname] from your hand.</span>")
+
+			interact(cardUser)
+			update_icon()
+			if(currenthand.len == 1)
+				var/obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/N = new/obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard(src.loc)
+				N.parentdeck = src.parentdeck
+				N.cardname = src.currenthand[1]
+				N.apply_card_vars(N,O)
+				cardUser.unEquip(src)
+				N.pickup(cardUser)
+				cardUser.put_in_any_hand_if_possible(N)
+				to_chat(cardUser, "<span class='notice'>You also take [currenthand[1]] and hold it.</span>")
+				cardUser << browse(null, "window=cardhand")
+				qdel(src)
+		return
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/attackby(obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/C, mob/living/user, params)
+	if(istype(C))
+		if(C.parentdeck == parentdeck)
+			currenthand += C.cardname
+			user.unEquip(C)
+			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] adds a card to [user.p_their()] hand.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You add the [C.cardname] to your hand.</span>")
+			interact(user)
+			update_icon()
+			qdel(C)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can't mix cards from other decks.</span>")
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/apply_card_vars(obj/item/toy/cards/newobj,obj/item/toy/cards/sourceobj)
+	..()
+	newobj.deckstyle = sourceobj.deckstyle
+	newobj.icon_state = "[deckstyle]_hand2" // Another dumb hack, without this the hand is invisible (or has the default deckstyle) until another card is added.
+	newobj.card_hitsound = sourceobj.card_hitsound
+	newobj.card_force = sourceobj.card_force
+	newobj.card_throwforce = sourceobj.card_throwforce
+	newobj.card_throw_speed = sourceobj.card_throw_speed
+	newobj.card_throw_range = sourceobj.card_throw_range
+	newobj.card_attack_verb = sourceobj.card_attack_verb
+	newobj.resistance_flags = sourceobj.resistance_flags
+
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard
+	name = "card"
+	desc = "a card"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "singlecard_nanotrasen_down"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	var/cardname = null
+	var/flipped = 0
+	pixel_x = -5
+
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(get_dist(user, src) <= 0)
+		if(ishuman(user))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/cardUser = user
+			if(cardUser.get_item_by_slot(slot_l_hand) == src || cardUser.get_item_by_slot(slot_r_hand) == src)
+				cardUser.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[cardUser] checks [cardUser.p_their()] card.</span>", "<span class='notice'>The card reads: [src.cardname]</span>")
+			else
+				. += "<span class='notice'>You need to have the card in your hand to check it.</span>"
+
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/verb/Flip()
+	set name = "Flip Card"
+	set category = "Object"
+	set src in range(1)
+	if(usr.stat || !ishuman(usr) || !usr.canmove || usr.restrained())
+		return
+	if(!flipped)
+		flipped = 1
+		if(cardname)
+			icon_state = "sc_[cardname]_[deckstyle]"
+			name = cardname
+		else
+			icon_state = "sc_Ace of Spades_[deckstyle]"
+			name = "What Card"
+		pixel_x = 5
+	else
+		flipped = 0
+		icon_state = "singlecard_down_[deckstyle]"
+		name = "card"
+		pixel_x = -5
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/living/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/))
+		var/obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/C = I
+		if(C.parentdeck == parentdeck)
+			var/obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/H = new/obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand(user.loc)
+			H.currenthand += C.cardname
+			H.currenthand += cardname
+			H.parentdeck = C.parentdeck
+			H.apply_card_vars(H,C)
+			user.unEquip(C)
+			H.pickup(user)
+			user.put_in_active_hand(H)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You combine the [C.cardname] and the [cardname] into a hand.</span>")
+			qdel(C)
+			qdel(src)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can't mix cards from other decks.</span>")
+
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/))
+		var/obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/H = I
+		if(H.parentdeck == parentdeck)
+			H.currenthand += cardname
+			user.unEquip(src)
+			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] adds a card to [user.p_their()] hand.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You add the [cardname] to your hand.</span>")
+			H.interact(user)
+			H.update_icon()
+			qdel(src)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can't mix cards from other decks.</span>")
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/cardhand/update_icon()
+	switch(currenthand.len)
+		if(0 to 1)
+			return
+		if(2)
+			icon_state = "[deckstyle]_hand2"
+		if(3)
+			icon_state = "[deckstyle]_hand3"
+		if(4)
+			icon_state = "[deckstyle]_hand4"
+		else
+			icon_state = "[deckstyle]_hand5"
+
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(usr.stat || !ishuman(usr) || !usr.canmove || usr.restrained())
+		return
+	Flip()
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/apply_card_vars(obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/newobj,obj/item/toy/cards/sourceobj)
+	..()
+	newobj.deckstyle = sourceobj.deckstyle
+	newobj.icon_state = "singlecard_down_[deckstyle]" // Without this the card is invisible until flipped. It's an ugly hack, but it works.
+	newobj.card_hitsound = sourceobj.card_hitsound
+	newobj.hitsound = newobj.card_hitsound
+	newobj.card_force = sourceobj.card_force
+	newobj.force = newobj.card_force
+	newobj.card_throwforce = sourceobj.card_throwforce
+	newobj.throwforce = newobj.card_throwforce
+	newobj.card_throw_speed = sourceobj.card_throw_speed
+	newobj.throw_speed = newobj.card_throw_speed
+	newobj.card_throw_range = sourceobj.card_throw_range
+	newobj.throw_range = newobj.card_throw_range
+	newobj.card_attack_verb = sourceobj.card_attack_verb
+	newobj.attack_verb = newobj.card_attack_verb
+
+
+/*
+|| Syndicate playing cards, for pretending you're Gambit and playing poker for the nuke disk. ||
+*/
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/deck/syndicate
+	name = "suspicious looking deck of cards"
+	desc = "A deck of space-grade playing cards. They seem unusually rigid."
+	deckstyle = "syndicate"
+	card_hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+	card_force = 5
+	card_throwforce = 10
+	card_throw_speed = 3
+	card_throw_range = 20
+	card_attack_verb = list("attacked", "sliced", "diced", "slashed", "cut")
+	resistance_flags = NONE
+
+/*
+|| Custom card decks ||
+*/
+obj/item/toy/cards/deck/black
+	deckstyle = "black"
+
+obj/item/toy/cards/deck/syndicate/black
+	deckstyle = "black"
+
+/obj/item/toy/nuke
+	name = "\improper Nuclear Fission Explosive toy"
+	desc = "A plastic model of a Nuclear Fission Explosive."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "nuketoyidle"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	var/cooldown = 0
+
+/obj/item/toy/nuke/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(cooldown < world.time)
+		cooldown = world.time + 1800 //3 minutes
+		user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] presses a button on [src]</span>", "<span class='notice'>You activate [src], it plays a loud noise!</span>", "<span class='notice'>You hear the click of a button.</span>")
+		spawn(5) //gia said so
+			icon_state = "nuketoy"
+			playsound(src, 'sound/machines/alarm.ogg', 100, 0, 0)
+			sleep(135)
+			icon_state = "nuketoycool"
+			sleep(cooldown - world.time)
+			icon_state = "nuketoyidle"
+	else
+		var/timeleft = (cooldown - world.time)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='alert'>Nothing happens, and '</span>[round(timeleft/10)]<span class='alert'>' appears on a small display.</span>")
+
+/obj/item/toy/therapy
+	name = "therapy doll"
+	desc = "A toy for therapeutic and recreational purposes."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "therapyred"
+	item_state = "egg4"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	var/cooldown = 0
+	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
+
+/obj/item/toy/therapy/New()
+	..()
+	if(item_color)
+		name = "[item_color] therapy doll"
+		desc += " This one is [item_color]."
+		icon_state = "therapy[item_color]"
+
+/obj/item/toy/therapy/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(cooldown < world.time - 8)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You relieve some stress with \the [src].</span>")
+		playsound(user, 'sound/items/squeaktoy.ogg', 20, 1)
+		cooldown = world.time
+
+/obj/random/therapy
+	name = "Random Therapy Doll"
+	desc = "This is a random therapy doll."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "therapyred"
+
+/obj/random/therapy/item_to_spawn()
+	return pick(subtypesof(/obj/item/toy/therapy)) //exclude the base type.
+
+/obj/item/toy/therapy/red
+	item_state = "egg4" // It's the red egg in items_left/righthand
+	item_color = "red"
+
+/obj/item/toy/therapy/purple
+	item_state = "egg1" // It's the magenta egg in items_left/righthand
+	item_color = "purple"
+
+/obj/item/toy/therapy/blue
+	item_state = "egg2" // It's the blue egg in items_left/righthand
+	item_color = "blue"
+
+/obj/item/toy/therapy/yellow
+	item_state = "egg5" // It's the yellow egg in items_left/righthand
+	item_color = "yellow"
+
+/obj/item/toy/therapy/orange
+	item_state = "egg4" // It's the red one again, lacking an orange item_state and making a new one is pointless
+	item_color = "orange"
+
+/obj/item/toy/therapy/green
+	item_state = "egg3" // It's the green egg in items_left/righthand
+	item_color = "green"
+
+/obj/item/toddler
+	icon_state = "toddler"
+	name = "toddler"
+	desc = "This baby looks almost real. Wait, did it just burp?"
+	force = 5
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BACK
+
+
+//This should really be somewhere else but I don't know where. w/e
+
+/obj/item/inflatable_duck
+	name = "inflatable duck"
+	desc = "No bother to sink or swim when you can just float!"
+	icon_state = "inflatable"
+	item_state = "inflatable"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/clothing/belts.dmi'
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
+
+/*
+ * Fake meteor
+ */
+
+/obj/item/toy/minimeteor
+	name = "Mini-Meteor"
+	desc = "Relive the excitement of a meteor shower! SweetMeat-eor. Co is not responsible for any injuries, headaches or hearing loss caused by Mini-Meteor."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "minimeteor"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+
+/obj/item/toy/minimeteor/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
+	..()
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 40, 1)
+	for(var/mob/M in range(10, src))
+		if(!M.stat && !istype(M, /mob/living/silicon/ai))\
+			shake_camera(M, 3, 1)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/*
+ * Carp plushie
+ */
+
+/obj/item/toy/carpplushie
+	name = "space carp plushie"
+	desc = "An adorable stuffed toy that resembles a space carp."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "carpplushie"
+	attack_verb = list("bitten", "eaten", "fin slapped")
+	var/bitesound = 'sound/weapons/bite.ogg'
+	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
+
+// Attack mob
+/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/attack(mob/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
+	playsound(loc, bitesound, 20, 1)	// Play bite sound in local area
+	return ..()
+
+// Attack self
+/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+	playsound(src.loc, bitesound, 20, 1)
+	return ..()
+
+
+/obj/random/carp_plushie
+	name = "Random Carp Plushie"
+	desc = "This is a random plushie"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "carpplushie"
+
+/obj/random/carp_plushie/item_to_spawn()
+	return pick(typesof(/obj/item/toy/carpplushie)) //can pick any carp plushie, even the original.
+
+/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/ice
+	icon_state = "icecarp"
+
+/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/silent
+	icon_state = "silentcarp"
+
+/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/electric
+	icon_state = "electriccarp"
+
+/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/gold
+	icon_state = "goldcarp"
+
+/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/toxin
+	icon_state = "toxincarp"
+
+/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/dragon
+	icon_state = "dragoncarp"
+
+/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/pink
+	icon_state = "pinkcarp"
+
+/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/candy
+	icon_state = "candycarp"
+
+/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/nebula
+	icon_state = "nebulacarp"
+
+/obj/item/toy/carpplushie/void
+	icon_state = "voidcarp"
+
+/*
+ * Plushie
+ */
+
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie
+	name = "plushie"
+	desc = "An adorable, soft, and cuddly plushie."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	var/poof_sound = 'sound/weapons/thudswoosh.ogg'
+	attack_verb = list("poofed", "bopped", "whapped","cuddled","fluffed")
+	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/attack(mob/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
+	playsound(loc, poof_sound, 20, 1)	// Play the whoosh sound in local area
+	if(iscarbon(M))
+		if(prob(10))
+			M.reagents.add_reagent("hugs", 10)
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+	var/cuddle_verb = pick("hugs","cuddles","snugs")
+	user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] [cuddle_verb] the [src].</span>")
+	playsound(get_turf(src), poof_sound, 50, 1, -1)
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/random/plushie
+	name = "Random Plushie"
+	desc = "This is a random plushie"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "redfox"
+
+/obj/random/plushie/item_to_spawn()
+	return pick(subtypesof(/obj/item/toy/plushie) - typesof(/obj/item/toy/plushie/fluff)) //exclude the base type.
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/corgi
+	name = "corgi plushie"
+	icon_state = "corgi"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/girly_corgi
+	name = "corgi plushie"
+	icon_state = "girlycorgi"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/robo_corgi
+	name = "borgi plushie"
+	icon_state = "robotcorgi"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/octopus
+	name = "octopus plushie"
+	icon_state = "loveable"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/face_hugger
+	name = "facehugger plushie"
+	icon_state = "huggable"
+
+//foxes are basically the best
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/red_fox
+	name = "red fox plushie"
+	icon_state = "redfox"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/black_fox
+	name = "black fox plushie"
+	icon_state = "blackfox"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/marble_fox
+	name = "marble fox plushie"
+	icon_state = "marblefox"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/blue_fox
+	name = "blue fox plushie"
+	icon_state = "bluefox"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/orange_fox
+	name = "orange fox plushie"
+	icon_state = "orangefox"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/coffee_fox
+	name = "coffee fox plushie"
+	icon_state = "coffeefox"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/pink_fox
+	name = "pink fox plushie"
+	icon_state = "pinkfox"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/purple_fox
+	name = "purple fox plushie"
+	icon_state = "purplefox"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/crimson_fox
+	name = "crimson fox plushie"
+	icon_state = "crimsonfox"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/deer
+	name = "deer plushie"
+	icon_state = "deer"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/black_cat
+	name = "black cat plushie"
+	icon_state = "blackcat"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/grey_cat
+	name = "grey cat plushie"
+	icon_state = "greycat"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/white_cat
+	name = "white cat plushie"
+	icon_state = "whitecat"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/orange_cat
+	name = "orange cat plushie"
+	icon_state = "orangecat"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/siamese_cat
+	name = "siamese cat plushie"
+	icon_state = "siamesecat"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/tabby_cat
+	name = "tabby cat plushie"
+	icon_state = "tabbycat"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/tuxedo_cat
+	name = "tuxedo cat plushie"
+	icon_state = "tuxedocat"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/voxplushie
+	name = "vox plushie"
+	desc = "A stitched-together vox, fresh from the skipjack. Press its belly to hear it skree!"
+	icon_state = "plushie_vox"
+	item_state = "plushie_vox"
+	var/cooldown = 0
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/voxplushie/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(!cooldown)
+		playsound(user, 'sound/voice/shriek1.ogg', 10, 0)
+		visible_message("<span class='danger'>Skreee!</span>")
+		cooldown = 1
+		spawn(30) cooldown = 0
+		return
+	..()
+	
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/ipcplushie
+	name = "IPC plushie"
+	desc = "An adorable IPC plushie, straight from New Canaan. Arguably more durable than the real deal. Toaster functionality included."
+	icon_state = "plushie_ipc"
+	item_state = "plushie_ipc"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/ipcplushie/attackby(obj/item/B, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(B, /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/breadslice))
+		new /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/toast(get_turf(loc))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> You insert bread into the toaster. </span>")
+		playsound(loc, 'sound/machines/ding.ogg', 50, 1)
+		qdel(B)
+	else 
+		return ..()
+
+//New generation TG plushies
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/lizardplushie
+	name = "lizard plushie"
+	desc = "An adorable stuffed toy that resembles a lizardperson."
+	icon_state = "plushie_lizard"
+	item_state = "plushie_lizard"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/snakeplushie
+	name = "snake plushie"
+	desc = "An adorable stuffed toy that resembles a snake. Not to be mistaken for the real thing."
+	icon_state = "plushie_snake"
+	item_state = "plushie_snake"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/nukeplushie
+	name = "operative plushie"
+	desc = "An stuffed toy that resembles a syndicate nuclear operative. The tag claims operatives to be purely fictitious."
+	icon_state = "plushie_nuke"
+	item_state = "plushie_nuke"
+
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/slimeplushie
+	name = "slime plushie"
+	desc = "An adorable stuffed toy that resembles a slime. It is practically just a hacky sack."
+	icon_state = "plushie_slime"
+	item_state = "plushie_slime"
+
+/*
+ * Foam Armblade
+ */
+
+ /obj/item/toy/foamblade
+ 	name = "foam armblade"
+ 	desc = "it says \"Sternside Changs #1 fan\" on it. "
+ 	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+ 	icon_state = "foamblade"
+ 	item_state = "arm_blade"
+ 	attack_verb = list("pricked", "absorbed", "gored")
+ 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+ 	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
+
+/*
+ * Toy/fake flash
+ */
+/obj/item/toy/flash
+	name = "toy flash"
+	desc = "FOR THE REVOLU- Oh wait, that's just a toy."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/device.dmi'
+	icon_state = "flash"
+	item_state = "flashtool"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+
+/obj/item/toy/flash/attack(mob/living/M, mob/user)
+	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/weapons/flash.ogg', 100, 1)
+	flick("[initial(icon_state)]2", src)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='disarm'>[user] blinds [M] with the flash!</span>")
+
+
+/*
+ * Toy big red button
+ */
+/obj/item/toy/redbutton
+	name = "big red button"
+	desc = "A big, plastic red button. Reads 'From HonkCo Pranks?' on the back."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/assemblies.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bigred"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	var/cooldown = 0
+
+/obj/item/toy/redbutton/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(cooldown < world.time)
+		cooldown = (world.time + 300) // Sets cooldown at 30 seconds
+		user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] presses the big red button.</span>", "<span class='notice'>You press the button, it plays a loud noise!</span>", "<span class='notice'>The button clicks loudly.</span>")
+		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/explosionfar.ogg', 50, 0, 0)
+		for(var/mob/M in range(10, src)) // Checks range
+			if(!M.stat && !istype(M, /mob/living/silicon/ai)) // Checks to make sure whoever's getting shaken is alive/not the AI
+				sleep(8) // Short delay to match up with the explosion sound
+				shake_camera(M, 2, 1) // Shakes player camera 2 squares for 1 second.
+
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='alert'>Nothing happens.</span>")
+
+
+/*
+ * AI core prizes
+ */
+/obj/item/toy/AI
+	name = "toy AI"
+	desc = "A little toy model AI core with real law announcing action!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "AI"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	var/cooldown = 0
+
+/obj/item/toy/AI/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(!cooldown) //for the sanity of everyone
+		var/message = generate_ion_law()
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You press the button on [src].</span>")
+		playsound(user, 'sound/machines/click.ogg', 20, 1)
+		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[bicon(src)] [message]</span>")
+		cooldown = 1
+		spawn(30) cooldown = 0
+		return
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/toy/codex_gigas
+	name = "Toy Codex Gigas"
+	desc = "A tool to help you write fictional devils!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/library.dmi'
+	icon_state = "demonomicon"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	var/cooldown = FALSE
+
+/obj/item/toy/codex_gigas/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(!cooldown)
+		user.visible_message(
+			"<span class='notice'>[user] presses the button on \the [src].</span>",
+			"<span class='notice'>You press the button on \the [src].</span>",
+			"<span class='notice'>You hear a soft click.</span>")
+		var/list/messages = list()
+		var/datum/devilinfo/devil = randomDevilInfo()
+		messages += "Some fun facts about: [devil.truename]"
+		messages += "[GLOB.lawlorify[LORE][devil.bane]]"
+		messages += "[GLOB.lawlorify[LORE][devil.obligation]]"
+		messages += "[GLOB.lawlorify[LORE][devil.ban]]"
+		messages += "[GLOB.lawlorify[LORE][devil.banish]]"
+		playsound(loc, 'sound/machines/click.ogg', 20, 1)
+		cooldown = TRUE
+		for(var/message in messages)
+			user.loc.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[bicon(src)] [message]</span>")
+			sleep(10)
+		spawn(20)
+			cooldown = FALSE
+		return
+		..()
+
+/obj/item/toy/owl
+	name = "owl action figure"
+	desc = "An action figure modeled after 'The Owl', defender of justice."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "owlprize"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	var/cooldown = 0
+
+/obj/item/toy/owl/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(!cooldown) //for the sanity of everyone
+		var/message = pick("You won't get away this time, Griffin!", "Stop right there, criminal!", "Hoot! Hoot!", "I am the night!")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You pull the string on the [src].</span>")
+		playsound(user, 'sound/creatures/hoot.ogg', 25, 1)
+		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[bicon(src)] [message]</span>")
+		cooldown = 1
+		spawn(30) cooldown = 0
+		return
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/toy/griffin
+	name = "griffin action figure"
+	desc = "An action figure modeled after 'The Griffin', criminal mastermind."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "griffinprize"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	var/cooldown = 0
+
+/obj/item/toy/griffin/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(!cooldown) //for the sanity of everyone
+		var/message = pick("You can't stop me, Owl!", "My plan is flawless! The vault is mine!", "Caaaawwww!", "You will never catch me!")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You pull the string on the [src].</span>")
+		playsound(user, 'sound/creatures/caw.ogg', 25, 1)
+		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[bicon(src)] [message]</span>")
+		cooldown = 1
+		spawn(30) cooldown = 0
+		return
+	..()
+
+// DND Character minis. Use the naming convention (type)character for the icon states.
+/obj/item/toy/character
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	pixel_z = 5
+
+/obj/item/toy/character/alien
+	name = "Xenomorph Miniature"
+	desc = "A miniature xenomorph. Scary!"
+	icon_state = "aliencharacter"
+/obj/item/toy/character/cleric
+	name = "Cleric Miniature"
+	desc = "A wee little cleric, with his wee little staff."
+	icon_state = "clericcharacter"
+/obj/item/toy/character/warrior
+	name = "Warrior Miniature"
+	desc = "That sword would make a decent toothpick."
+	icon_state = "warriorcharacter"
+/obj/item/toy/character/thief
+	name = "Thief Miniature"
+	desc = "Hey, where did my wallet go!?"
+	icon_state = "thiefcharacter"
+/obj/item/toy/character/wizard
+	name = "Wizard Miniature"
+	desc = "MAGIC!"
+	icon_state = "wizardcharacter"
+/obj/item/toy/character/cthulhu
+	name = "Cthulhu Miniature"
+	desc = "The dark lord has risen!"
+	icon_state = "darkmastercharacter"
+/obj/item/toy/character/lich
+	name = "Lich Miniature"
+	desc = "Murderboner extraordinaire."
+	icon_state = "lichcharacter"
+/obj/item/storage/box/characters
+	name = "Box of Miniatures"
+	desc = "The nerd's best friends."
+	icon_state = "box"
+/obj/item/storage/box/characters/New()
+	..()
+	new /obj/item/toy/character/alien(src)
+	new /obj/item/toy/character/cleric(src)
+	new /obj/item/toy/character/warrior(src)
+	new /obj/item/toy/character/thief(src)
+	new /obj/item/toy/character/wizard(src)
+	new /obj/item/toy/character/cthulhu(src)
+	new /obj/item/toy/character/lich(src)
+
+
+//Pet Rocks, just like from the 70's!
+
+/obj/item/toy/pet_rock
+	name = "pet rock"
+	desc = "The perfect pet!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "pet_rock"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	force = 5
+	throwforce = 5
+	attack_verb = list("attacked", "bashed", "smashed", "stoned")
+	hitsound = "swing_hit"
+
+/obj/item/toy/pet_rock/fred
+	name = "fred"
+	desc = "Fred, the bestest boy pet in the whole wide universe!"
+	icon_state = "fred"
+
+/obj/item/toy/pet_rock/roxie
+	name = "roxie"
+	desc = "Roxie, the bestest girl pet in the whole wide universe!"
+	icon_state = "roxie"
+
+//minigibber, so cute
+
+/obj/item/toy/minigibber
+	name = "miniature gibber"
+	desc = "A miniature recreation of Nanotrasen's famous meat grinder."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "minigibber"
+	attack_verb = list("grinded", "gibbed")
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	var/cooldown = 0
+	var/obj/stored_minature = null
+
+/obj/item/toy/minigibber/attack_self(var/mob/user)
+
+	if(stored_minature)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>\The [src] makes a violent grinding noise as it tears apart the miniature figure inside!</span>")
+		QDEL_NULL(stored_minature)
+		playsound(user, 'sound/goonstation/effects/gib.ogg', 20, 1)
+		cooldown = world.time
+
+	if(cooldown < world.time - 8)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You hit the gib button on \the [src].</span>")
+		playsound(user, 'sound/goonstation/effects/gib.ogg', 20, 1)
+		cooldown = world.time
+
+/obj/item/toy/minigibber/attackby(var/obj/O, var/mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(O,/obj/item/toy/character) && O.loc == user)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You start feeding \the [O] [bicon(O)] into \the [src]'s mini-input.</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 10, target = src))
+			if(O.loc != user)
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='alert'>\The [O] is too far away to feed into \the [src]!</span>")
+			else
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You feed \the [O] [bicon(O)] into \the [src]!</span>")
+				user.unEquip(O)
+				O.forceMove(src)
+				stored_minature = O
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You stop feeding \the [O] into \the [src]'s mini-input.</span>")
+	else ..()
+
+/*
+ * Xenomorph action figure
+ */
+
+/obj/item/toy/toy_xeno
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "toy_xeno"
+	name = "xenomorph action figure"
+	desc = "MEGA presents the new Xenos Isolated action figure! Comes complete with realistic sounds! Pull back string to use."
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	var/cooldown = 0
+
+/obj/item/toy/toy_xeno/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(cooldown <= world.time)
+		cooldown = (world.time + 50) //5 second cooldown
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] pulls back the string on [src].</span>")
+		icon_state = "[initial(icon_state)]_used"
+		sleep(5)
+		audible_message("<span class='danger'>[bicon(src)] Hiss!</span>")
+		var/list/possible_sounds = list('sound/voice/hiss1.ogg', 'sound/voice/hiss2.ogg', 'sound/voice/hiss3.ogg', 'sound/voice/hiss4.ogg')
+		playsound(get_turf(src), pick(possible_sounds), 50, 1)
+		spawn(45)
+			if(src)
+				icon_state = "[initial(icon_state)]"
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The string on [src] hasn't rewound all the way!</span>")
+		return
+
+/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver
+	name = "russian revolver"
+	desc = "for fun and games!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/guns/projectile.dmi'
+	icon_state = "detective_gold"
+	item_state = "gun"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/guns_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/guns_righthand.dmi'
+	hitsound = "swing_hit"
+	flags =  CONDUCT
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
+	materials = list(MAT_METAL=2000)
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	throwforce = 5
+	throw_speed = 4
+	throw_range = 5
+	force = 5
+	origin_tech = "combat=1"
+	attack_verb = list("struck", "hit", "bashed")
+	var/bullets_left = 0
+	var/max_shots = 6
+
+/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] quickly loads six bullets into [src]'s cylinder and points it at [user.p_their()] head before pulling the trigger! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide.</span>")
+	playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/gunshots/gunshot_strong.ogg', 50, 1)
+	return BRUTELOSS
+
+/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/New()
+	..()
+	spin_cylinder()
+
+/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(!bullets_left)
+		user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] loads a bullet into [src]'s cylinder before spinning it.</span>")
+		spin_cylinder()
+	else
+		user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] spins the cylinder on [src]!</span>")
+		spin_cylinder()
+
+/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/attack(mob/M, mob/living/user)
+	return
+
+/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/afterattack(atom/target, mob/user, flag, params)
+	if(flag)
+		if(target in user.contents)
+			return
+		if(!ismob(target))
+			return
+	shoot_gun(user)
+
+/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/proc/spin_cylinder()
+	bullets_left = rand(1, max_shots)
+
+/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/proc/post_shot(mob/user)
+	return
+
+/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/proc/shoot_gun(mob/living/carbon/human/user)
+	if(bullets_left > 1)
+		bullets_left--
+		user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>*click*</span>")
+		playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/empty.ogg', 100, 1)
+		return FALSE
+	if(bullets_left == 1)
+		bullets_left = 0
+		var/zone = "head"
+		if(!(user.has_organ(zone))) // If they somehow don't have a head.
+			zone = "chest"
+		playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/gunshots/gunshot_strong.ogg', 50, 1)
+		user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] goes off!</span>")
+		post_shot(user)
+		user.apply_damage(300, BRUTE, zone, sharp = TRUE, used_weapon = "Self-inflicted gunshot wound to the [zone].")
+		user.bleed(BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL)
+		user.death() // Just in case
+		return TRUE
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] needs to be reloaded.</span>")
+		return FALSE
+
+/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/trick_revolver
+	name = "\improper .357 revolver"
+	desc = "A suspicious revolver. Uses .357 ammo."
+	icon_state = "revolver"
+	max_shots = 1
+	var/fake_bullets = 0
+
+/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/trick_revolver/New()
+	..()
+	fake_bullets = rand(2, 7)
+
+/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/trick_revolver/examine(mob/user) //Sneaky sneaky
+	. = ..()
+	. += "Has [fake_bullets] round\s remaining."
+	. += "[fake_bullets] of those are live rounds."
+
+/obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/trick_revolver/post_shot(user)
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>[src] did look pretty dodgey!</span>")
+	SEND_SOUND(user, 'sound/misc/sadtrombone.ogg') //HONK
+/*
+ * Rubber Chainsaw
+ */
+/obj/item/twohanded/toy/chainsaw
+	name = "Toy Chainsaw"
+	desc = "A toy chainsaw with a rubber edge. Ages 8 and up"
+	icon_state = "chainsaw0"
+	force = 0
+	throwforce = 0
+	throw_speed = 4
+	throw_range = 20
+	wieldsound = 'sound/weapons/chainsawstart.ogg'
+	attack_verb = list("sawed", "cut", "hacked", "carved", "cleaved", "butchered", "felled", "timbered")
+
+/obj/item/twohanded/toy/chainsaw/update_icon()
+	if(wielded)
+		icon_state = "chainsaw[wielded]"
+	else
+		icon_state = "chainsaw0"
+
+/*
+ * Cat Toy
+  */
+/obj/item/toy/cattoy
+	name = "toy mouse"
+	desc = "A colorful toy mouse!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "toy_mouse"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
+	var/cooldown = 0
+
+/*
+ * Action Figures
+ */
+
+
+/obj/random/figure
+	name = "Random Action Figure"
+	desc = "This is a random toy action figure"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "nuketoy"
+
+/obj/random/figure/item_to_spawn()
+	return pick(subtypesof(/obj/item/toy/figure))
+
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure
+	name = "Non-Specific Action Figure action figure"
+	desc = "A \"Space Life\" brand... wait, what the hell is this thing?"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "nuketoy"
+	var/cooldown = 0
+	var/toysay = "What the fuck did you do?"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/New()
+	..()
+	desc = "A \"Space Life\" brand [name]"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+	if(cooldown < world.time)
+		cooldown = (world.time + 30) //3 second cooldown
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[bicon(src)] The [src] says \"[toysay]\".</span>")
+		playsound(user, 'sound/machines/click.ogg', 20, 1)
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/cmo
+	name = "Chief Medical Officer action figure"
+	icon_state = "cmo"
+	toysay = "Suit sensors!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/assistant
+	name = "Assistant action figure"
+	icon_state = "assistant"
+	toysay = "Grey tide station wide!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/atmos
+	name = "Atmospheric Technician action figure"
+	icon_state = "atmos"
+	toysay = "Glory to Atmosia!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/bartender
+	name = "Bartender action figure"
+	icon_state = "bartender"
+	toysay = "Wheres my monkey?"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/borg
+	name = "Cyborg action figure"
+	icon_state = "borg"
+	toysay = "I. LIVE. AGAIN."
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/botanist
+	name = "Botanist action figure"
+	icon_state = "botanist"
+	toysay = "Dude, I see colors..."
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/captain
+	name = "Captain action figure"
+	icon_state = "captain"
+	toysay = "Crew, the Nuke Disk is safely up my ass."
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/cargotech
+	name = "Cargo Technician action figure"
+	icon_state = "cargotech"
+	toysay = "For Cargonia!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/ce
+	name = "Chief Engineer action figure"
+	icon_state = "ce"
+	toysay = "Wire the solars!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/chaplain
+	name = "Chaplain action figure"
+	icon_state = "chaplain"
+	toysay = "Gods make me a killing machine please!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/chef
+	name = "Chef action figure"
+	icon_state = "chef"
+	toysay = "I swear it's not human meat."
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/chemist
+	name = "Chemist action figure"
+	icon_state = "chemist"
+	toysay = "Get your pills!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/clown
+	name = "Clown action figure"
+	icon_state = "clown"
+	toysay = "Honk!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/ian
+	name = "Ian action figure"
+	icon_state = "ian"
+	toysay = "Arf!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/detective
+	name = "Detective action figure"
+	icon_state = "detective"
+	toysay = "This airlock has grey jumpsuit and insulated glove fibers on it."
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/dsquad
+	name = "Death Squad Officer action figure"
+	icon_state = "dsquad"
+	toysay = "Eliminate all threats!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/engineer
+	name = "Engineer action figure"
+	icon_state = "engineer"
+	toysay = "Oh god, the singularity is loose!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/geneticist
+	name = "Geneticist action figure"
+	icon_state = "geneticist"
+	toysay = "I'm not qualified for this job."
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/hop
+	name = "Head of Personnel action figure"
+	icon_state = "hop"
+	toysay = "Giving out all access!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/hos
+	name = "Head of Security action figure"
+	icon_state = "hos"
+	toysay = "I'm here to win, anything else is secondary."
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/qm
+	name = "Quartermaster action figure"
+	icon_state = "qm"
+	toysay = "Hail Cargonia!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/janitor
+	name = "Janitor action figure"
+	icon_state = "janitor"
+	toysay = "Look at the signs, you idiot."
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/lawyer
+	name = "Internal Affairs Agent action figure"
+	icon_state = "lawyer"
+	toysay = "Standard Operating Procedure says they're guilty! Hacking is proof they're an Enemy of the Corporation!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/librarian
+	name = "Librarian action figure"
+	icon_state = "librarian"
+	toysay = "One day while..."
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/md
+	name = "Medical Doctor action figure"
+	icon_state = "md"
+	toysay = "The patient is already dead!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/mime
+	name = "Mime action figure"
+	desc = "A \"Space Life\" brand Mime action figure."
+	icon_state = "mime"
+	toysay = "..."
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/miner
+	name = "Shaft Miner action figure"
+	icon_state = "miner"
+	toysay = "Oh god it's eating my intestines!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/ninja
+	name = "Ninja action figure"
+	icon_state = "ninja"
+	toysay = "Oh god! Stop shooting, I'm friendly!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/wizard
+	name = "Wizard action figure"
+	icon_state = "wizard"
+	toysay = "Ei Nath!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/rd
+	name = "Research Director action figure"
+	icon_state = "rd"
+	toysay = "Blowing all of the borgs!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/roboticist
+	name = "Roboticist action figure"
+	icon_state = "roboticist"
+	toysay = "He asked to be borged!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/scientist
+	name = "Scientist action figure"
+	icon_state = "scientist"
+	toysay = "Someone else must have made those bombs!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/syndie
+	name = "Nuclear Operative action figure"
+	icon_state = "syndie"
+	toysay = "Get that fucking disk!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/secofficer
+	name = "Security Officer action figure"
+	icon_state = "secofficer"
+	toysay = "I am the law!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/virologist
+	name = "Virologist action figure"
+	icon_state = "virologist"
+	toysay = "The cure is potassium!"
+
+/obj/item/toy/figure/warden
+	name = "Warden action figure"
+	icon_state = "warden"
+	toysay = "Execute him for breaking in!"
+
+//////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+//				Magic 8-Ball / Conch				//
+//////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+/obj/item/toy/eight_ball
+	name = "Magic 8-Ball"
+	desc = "Mystical! Magical! Ages 8+!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
+	icon_state = "eight-ball"
+	var/use_action = "shakes the ball"
+	var/cooldown = 0
+	var/list/possible_answers = list("Definitely", "All signs point to yes.", "Most likely.", "Yes.", "Ask again later.", "Better not tell you now.", "Future Unclear.", "Maybe.", "Doubtful.", "No.", "Don't count on it.", "Never.")
+
+/obj/item/toy/eight_ball/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+	if(!cooldown)
+		var/answer = pick(possible_answers)
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] focuses on [user.p_their()] question and [use_action]...</span>")
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[bicon(src)] The [src] says \"[answer]\"</span>")
+		spawn(30)
+			cooldown = 0
+		return
+
+/obj/item/toy/eight_ball/conch
+	name = "Magic Conch Shell"
+	desc = "All hail the Magic Conch!"
+	icon_state = "conch"
+	use_action = "pulls the string"
+	possible_answers = list("Yes.", "No.", "Try asking again.", "Nothing.", "I don't think so.", "Neither.", "Maybe someday.")
+
+/*
+ *Fake cuffs (honk honk)
+ */
+
+/obj/item/restraints/handcuffs/toy
+	desc = "Toy handcuffs. Plastic and extremely cheaply made."
+	throwforce = 0
+	breakouttime = 0
+	ignoresClumsy = TRUE