diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm b/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm
index 4555fb101f0..723b60bff85 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm
@@ -174,7 +174,7 @@
 	name = "cowboy hat"
 	icon_state = "cowboyhat"
 	item_state = "fedora"
-	desc = "There's a new sheriff in town."
+	desc = "There's a new sheriff in town. Pass the whiskey."
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/fedora
 	name = "\improper fedora"
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/suits/armor.dm b/code/modules/clothing/suits/armor.dm
index f9e88b32dfa..e2b8e01fd54 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/suits/armor.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/suits/armor.dm
@@ -96,7 +96,7 @@
 	icon_state = "secjacket_open"
 	item_state = "hos"
 	body_parts_covered = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|ARMS
-	armor = list(melee = 15, bullet = 10, laser = 20, energy = 5, bomb = 15, bio = 0, rad = 0)
+	armor = list(melee = 15, bullet = 10, laser = 15, energy = 5, bomb = 15, bio = 0, rad = 0)
 	cold_protection = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|ARMS
 	heat_protection = UPPER_TORSO|LOWER_TORSO|ARMS
 	ignore_suitadjust = 0