diff --git a/code/controllers/hooks-defs.dm b/code/controllers/hooks-defs.dm
index 49919279242..b080c279d93 100644
--- a/code/controllers/hooks-defs.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/hooks-defs.dm
@@ -10,89 +10,6 @@
  */
 /hook/roundstart
 
-/**
- * Roundend hook.
- * Called in gameticker.dm when a round ends.
- */
-/hook/roundend
-
-/**
- * LateSpawn hook.
- * Called in newplayer.dm when a humanoid character joins the round after it started.
- * Parameters: var/mob/living/carbon/human
- */
-/hook/latespawn
-
-/**
- * Death hook.
- * Called in death.dm when someone dies.
- * Parameters: var/mob/living/carbon/human, var/gibbed
- */
-/hook/death
-
-/**
- * Cloning hook.
- * Called in cloning.dm when someone is brought back by the wonders of modern science.
- * Parameters: var/mob/living/carbon/human
- */
-/hook/clone
-
-/**
- * Debrained hook.
- * Called in brain_item.dm when someone gets debrained.
- * Parameters: var/obj/item/brain
- */
-/hook/debrain
-
-/**
- * Borged hook.
- * Called in robot_parts.dm when someone gets turned into a cyborg.
- * Parameters: var/mob/living/silicon/robot
- */
-/hook/borgify
-
-/**
- * Podman hook.
- * Called in podmen.dm when someone is brought back as a Diona.
- * Parameters: var/mob/living/carbon/primitive/diona
- */
-/hook/harvest_podman
-
-/**
- * Payroll revoked hook.
- * Called in Accounts_DB.dm when someone's payroll is stolen at the Accounts terminal.
- * Parameters: var/datum/money_account
- */
-/hook/revoke_payroll
-
-/**
- * Account suspension hook.
- * Called in Accounts_DB.dm when someone's account is suspended or unsuspended at the Accounts terminal.
- * Parameters: var/datum/money_account
- */
-/hook/change_account_status
-
-/**
- * Employee reassignment hook.
- * Called in card.dm when someone's card is reassigned at the HoP's desk.
- * Parameters: var/obj/item/card/id
- */
-/hook/reassign_employee
-
-/**
- * Employee terminated hook.
- * Called in card.dm when someone's card is terminated at the HoP's desk.
- * Parameters: var/obj/item/card/id
- */
-/hook/terminate_employee
-
-/**
- * Crate sold hook.
- * Called in supplyshuttle.dm when a crate is sold on the shuttle.
- * Parameters: var/obj/structure/closet/crate/sold, var/area/shuttle
- */
-/hook/sell_crate
-
 /**
  * Captain spawned hook.
  * Called in supervisor.dm when a captain spawns
@@ -113,10 +30,3 @@
  * Parameters: var/client/client, var/mob/mob
  */
 /hook/mob_logout
-
-/**
- * Mob area change hook.
- * Called in area.dm when a mob moves from one area to another.
- * Parameters: var/mob/mob, var/area/newarea, var/area/oldarea
- */
-/hook/mob_area_change
diff --git a/code/game/area/areas.dm b/code/game/area/areas.dm
index fcd2e912c44..560fbf26b09 100644
--- a/code/game/area/areas.dm
+++ b/code/game/area/areas.dm
@@ -317,9 +317,6 @@
 
 		M.lastarea = src
 
-		// /vg/ - EVENTS!
-		callHook("mob_area_change", list("mob" = M, "newarea" = newarea, "oldarea" = oldarea))
-
 	if(!istype(A,/mob/living))	return
 
 	var/mob/living/L = A
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/gameticker.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/gameticker.dm
index 972075ceece..4f539409185 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/gameticker.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/gameticker.dm
@@ -423,7 +423,6 @@ var/round_start_time = 0
 			declare_completion()
 
 		spawn(50)
-			callHook("roundend")
 
 			if(mode.station_was_nuked)
 				world.Reboot("Station destroyed by Nuclear Device.", "end_proper", "nuke")
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm b/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm
index 7ce515365ae..8136881e6e1 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm
@@ -416,7 +416,6 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/clonepod/proc/update_clone_antag(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	// Check to see if the clone's mind is an antagonist of any kind and handle them accordingly to make sure they get their spells, HUD/whatever else back.
-	callHook("clone", list(H))
 	if((H.mind in ticker.mode:revolutionaries) || (H.mind in ticker.mode:head_revolutionaries))
 		ticker.mode.update_rev_icons_added() //So the icon actually appears
 	if(H.mind in ticker.mode.syndicates)
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/computer/card.dm b/code/game/machinery/computer/card.dm
index f4d21cbd125..86515e5ddea 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/computer/card.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/computer/card.dm
@@ -431,9 +431,6 @@ var/time_last_changed_position = 0
 					modify.rank = t1
 					modify.assignment = t1
 
-
-				callHook("reassign_employee", list(modify))
-
 		if("reg")
 			if(is_authenticated(usr) && !target_dept)
 				var/t2 = modify
@@ -511,7 +508,6 @@ var/time_last_changed_position = 0
 				SSjobs.log_job_transfer(modify.registered_name, jobnamedata, "Terminated", scan.registered_name)
 				modify.assignment = "Terminated"
 				modify.access = list()
-				callHook("terminate_employee", list(modify))
 
 		if("demote")
 			if(is_authenticated(usr))
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/robot/robot_parts.dm b/code/game/objects/items/robot/robot_parts.dm
index 65f504b4ae0..f17f4ff54db 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/robot/robot_parts.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/robot/robot_parts.dm
@@ -306,7 +306,6 @@
 			O.Namepick()
 
 			feedback_inc("cyborg_birth",1)
-			callHook("borgify", list(O))
 
 			forceMove(O)
 			O.robot_suit = src
diff --git a/code/modules/economy/Accounts_DB.dm b/code/modules/economy/Accounts_DB.dm
index e99367cb8fd..16b1162e074 100644
--- a/code/modules/economy/Accounts_DB.dm
+++ b/code/modules/economy/Accounts_DB.dm
@@ -154,7 +154,6 @@ var/global/current_date_string
 			if("toggle_suspension")
 				if(detailed_account_view)
 					detailed_account_view.suspended = !detailed_account_view.suspended
-					callHook("change_account_status", list(detailed_account_view))
 
 			if("finalise_create_account")
 				var/account_name = href_list["holder_name"]
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm
index 04f5cd53d00..af1d7680aca 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/brain_item.dm
@@ -48,7 +48,6 @@
 		H.mind.transfer_to(brainmob)
 
 	to_chat(brainmob, "<span class='notice'>You feel slightly disoriented. That's normal when you're just a [initial(src.name)].</span>")
-	callHook("debrain", list(brainmob))
 
 /obj/item/organ/internal/brain/examine(mob/user) // -- TLE
 	..(user)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/death.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/death.dm
index 37077881350..d0a0619be2b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/death.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/death.dm
@@ -69,7 +69,6 @@
 	med_hud_set_status()
 	if(!gibbed && !QDELETED(src))
 		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/med_hud_set_status), (DEFIB_TIME_LIMIT * 10) + 1)
-	callHook("death", list(src, gibbed))
 
 	for(var/s in ownedSoullinks)
 		var/datum/soullink/S = s
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm b/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm
index 427bcfcb659..b942b551313 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm
@@ -374,14 +374,10 @@
 
 	if(character.mind.assigned_role == "Cyborg")
 		AnnounceCyborg(character, rank, join_message)
-		callHook("latespawn", list(character))
-	else if(IsAdminJob(rank))
-		callHook("latespawn", list(character))
 	else
 		data_core.manifest_inject(character)
 		ticker.minds += character.mind//Cyborgs and AIs handle this in the transform proc.	//TODO!!!!! ~Carn
 		AnnounceArrival(character, rank, join_message)
-		callHook("latespawn", list(character))
 		AddEmploymentContract(character)
 
 	if(!thisjob.is_position_available() && thisjob in SSjobs.prioritized_jobs)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/transform_procs.dm b/code/modules/mob/transform_procs.dm
index d3a8765cf86..00e5c1550d9 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/transform_procs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/transform_procs.dm
@@ -94,8 +94,6 @@
 
 		if(O.mmi) O.mmi.transfer_identity(src) //Does not transfer key/client.
 
-	callHook("borgify", list(O))
-
 	O.update_pipe_vision()
 
 	O.Namepick()
diff --git a/code/modules/modular_computers/file_system/programs/command/card.dm b/code/modules/modular_computers/file_system/programs/command/card.dm
index 81d5fb03823..31bb8733463 100644
--- a/code/modules/modular_computers/file_system/programs/command/card.dm
+++ b/code/modules/modular_computers/file_system/programs/command/card.dm
@@ -263,8 +263,6 @@
 					modify.assignment = t1
 					modify.rank = t1
 
-				callHook("reassign_employee", list(modify))
-
 		if("PRG_reg")
 			if(is_authenticated(usr))
 				var/temp_name = reject_bad_name(href_list["reg"])
@@ -337,7 +335,6 @@
 				SSjobs.log_job_transfer(modify.registered_name, jobnamedata, "Terminated", scan.registered_name)
 				modify.assignment = "Terminated"
 				modify.access = list()
-				callHook("terminate_employee", list(modify))
 
 		if("PRG_make_job_available")
 			// MAKE ANOTHER JOB POSITION AVAILABLE FOR LATE JOINERS