diff --git a/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_traitor.dm b/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_traitor.dm
index 474b144b2ee..d8def446a96 100644
--- a/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_traitor.dm
+++ b/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_traitor.dm
@@ -41,6 +41,15 @@
 	item = /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/fake_revolver
 	cost = 5
 	job = list("Clown")
+
+/datum/uplink_item/jobspecific/trick_grenade
+	name = "Trick Grenade"
+	desc = "Syndicate Minibomb with glue ejectors that will stick it to the user's hands on activation."
+	reference = "CGN"
+	item = /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/fake_minibomb
+	cost = 5
+	job = list("Clown")
+
 //mime
 /datum/uplink_item/jobspecific/caneshotgun
 	name = "Cane Shotgun and Assassination Shells"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/syndieminibomb.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/syndieminibomb.dm
index 4bae6ff0510..0eb76dbf86a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/syndieminibomb.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/syndieminibomb.dm
@@ -10,3 +10,17 @@
 	update_mob()
 	explosion(loc, 1, 2, 4, flame_range = 2)
 	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/grenade/syndieminibomb/fake
+
+/obj/item/grenade/syndieminibomb/fake/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_CLUMSY))
+		. += "<span class='sans'>There are small glue ejectors all over the bomb.</span>"
+
+/obj/item/grenade/syndieminibomb/fake/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(!active)
+		flags |= NODROP
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='userdanger'>As you activate the bomb, it emits a substance that sticks to your hand! It won't come off!</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='sans'>Uh oh.</span>")
+	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm
index 4b91c7bcbb0..0183e3fa685 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/uplink_kits.dm
@@ -263,11 +263,17 @@
 		new /obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/assassination(src)
 	new /obj/item/gun/projectile/revolver/doublebarrel/improvised/cane(src)
 
+/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/fake_minibomb
+	name = "trick minibomb kit"
+
+/obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/fake_minibomb/populate_contents()
+	new /obj/item/grenade/syndieminibomb/fake(src)
+
 /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/fake_revolver
 	name = "trick revolver kit"
 
 /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/fake_revolver/populate_contents()
-	new /obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/trick_revolver(src)
+	new /obj/item/gun/projectile/revolver/fake(src)
 
 /obj/item/storage/box/syndie_kit/mimery
 	name = "advanced mimery kit"
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/projectile/revolver.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/projectile/revolver.dm
index 827c56ace2e..f02ab5ea181 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/projectile/revolver.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/projectile/revolver.dm
@@ -91,6 +91,34 @@
 	. = ..()
 	. += "[get_ammo(0,0)] of those are live rounds."
 
+/obj/item/gun/projectile/revolver/fake
+
+/obj/item/gun/projectile/revolver/fake/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(user, TRAIT_CLUMSY))
+		. += "<span class='sans'>Its mechanism seems to shoot backwards.</span>"
+
+/obj/item/gun/projectile/revolver/fake/process_fire(atom/target, mob/living/carbon/human/user, message, params, zone_override, bonus_spread)
+	var/zone = "chest"
+	if(user.has_organ("head"))
+		zone = "head"
+	add_fingerprint(user)
+	if(!chambered)
+		shoot_with_empty_chamber(user)
+		return
+	if(!chambered.fire(target = user, user = user, params = params, distro = null, quiet = suppressed, zone_override = zone, spread = 0, firer_source_atom = src))
+		shoot_with_empty_chamber(user)
+		return
+	process_chamber()
+	update_icon()
+	playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/gunshots/gunshot_strong.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] goes off!</span>")
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>[src] did look pretty dodgey!</span>")
+	SEND_SOUND(user, sound('sound/misc/sadtrombone.ogg')) //HONK
+	user.apply_damage(300, BRUTE, zone, sharp = TRUE, used_weapon = "Self-inflicted gunshot wound to the [zone].")
+	user.bleed(BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL)
+	user.death() // Just in case
+
 /obj/item/gun/projectile/revolver/fingergun //Summoned by the Finger Gun spell, from advanced mimery traitor item
 	name = "\improper finger gun"
 	desc = "Bang bang bang!"