diff --git a/code/datums/status_effects/debuffs.dm b/code/datums/status_effects/debuffs.dm
index 498e9c70a2d..5cc0070658c 100644
--- a/code/datums/status_effects/debuffs.dm
+++ b/code/datums/status_effects/debuffs.dm
@@ -656,6 +656,23 @@
 
 	if(dreamer.mind?.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/vampire))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/V = owner
+		if(istype(V.loc, /obj/structure/closet/coffin/vampire))
+			var/obj/structure/closet/coffin/vampire/C = V.loc
+			if(C.vampire == V)
+				V.adjustBruteLoss(-3)
+				V.adjustFireLoss(-3)
+				V.adjustToxLoss(-3)
+				V.adjustOxyLoss(-3)
+				V.adjustCloneLoss(-1.5)
+				if(!isnull(V.viruses) && prob(25))
+					for(var/datum/disease/virus in V.viruses)
+						virus.cure()
+				for(var/obj/item/organ/external/E in V.bodyparts)
+					if(E.status & (ORGAN_INT_BLEEDING | ORGAN_BROKEN | ORGAN_SPLINTED | ORGAN_BURNT))
+						E.rejuvenate()
+						break	// just one limb per sleep tick because vampires can just Rejuvenate out of sleep
+				for(var/obj/item/organ/internal/I in V.internal_organs)
+					I.heal_internal_damage(2, TRUE)
 		if(istype(V.loc, /obj/structure/closet/coffin))
 			V.adjustBruteLoss(-1)
 			V.adjustFireLoss(-1)
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/objective.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/objective.dm
index 4386166e1ef..39253590e53 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/objective.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/objective.dm
@@ -1196,6 +1196,20 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(potential_theft_objectives, (subtypesof(/datum/theft_objective)
 /datum/objective/download/check_completion()
 	return TRUE
 
+/datum/objective/lair
+	name = "Build a lair"
+	explanation_text = "Build a lair by placing a coffin in the middle of an unoccupied 3x3 area. This requires at least 150 total units of blood."
+	needs_target = FALSE
+
+/datum/objective/lair/check_completion()
+	if(..())
+		return TRUE
+	for(var/datum/mind/M in get_owners())
+		var/datum/antagonist/vampire/V = M.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/vampire)
+		if(V.has_lair)
+			return TRUE
+		return FALSE
+
 // Traders
 // These objectives have no check_completion, they exist only to tell Sol Traders what to aim for.
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/coffin.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/coffin.dm
index 2f132f3e2d0..86195d140f0 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/coffin.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/coffin.dm
@@ -17,3 +17,71 @@
 	open_sound = 'sound/effects/stonedoor_openclose.ogg'
 	close_sound = 'sound/effects/stonedoor_openclose.ogg'
 	material_drop = /obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/sandstone
+
+/obj/structure/closet/coffin/vampire
+	max_integrity = 500
+	anchored = TRUE
+	armor = list(MELEE = 200, BULLET = 200, LASER = 80, ENERGY = 200, BOMB = 200, RAD = 200, FIRE = 80, ACID = 200)	// just burn it
+	custom_fire_overlay = " "	// gets rid of regular SSfires overlay, setting it on fire uses something completely different
+	/// Owner of the coffin
+	var/mob/vampire
+	/// Is the coffin being set on fire?
+	var/igniting = FALSE
+	/// Last time the vampire was warned of the attack
+	COOLDOWN_DECLARE(fire_act_cooldown)
+
+/obj/structure/closet/coffin/vampire/Initialize(mapload, mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	name = "\proper the coffin of [user]"
+	desc += "<br>This coffin's owner may not actually have been dear to anyone, or even departed quite yet.<br>\
+		<span class='warning'>It appears impervious to everything but lasers and fire! Especially fire!</span>"
+	vampire = user
+
+/obj/structure/closet/coffin/vampire/welder_act(mob/user, obj/item/I)
+	if(igniting)
+		return ITEM_INTERACT_COMPLETE
+	if(!I.tool_use_check(user, 30))	// it's a cursed coffin, you will need something better than a maintenance welder to ignite it
+		return ITEM_INTERACT_COMPLETE
+	igniting = TRUE
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You attempt to set [src] on fire with [I].</span>")
+	to_chat(vampire, "<span class='warning'>Your lair is being attacked!</span>")
+	if(do_after(user, 15 SECONDS, target = src))
+		fire_act()
+	igniting = FALSE
+	return ITEM_INTERACT_COMPLETE
+
+/obj/structure/closet/coffin/vampire/bullet_act(obj/item/projectile/P)
+	if(!P.immolate)
+		return ..()
+	fire_act()
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/structure/closet/coffin/vampire/fire_act()
+	. = ..()
+	if(!COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, fire_act_cooldown))
+		return
+	to_chat(vampire, "<span class='warning'>Your lair is being attacked!</span>")
+	switch(rand(1, 4))
+		if(1)
+			visible_message("<span class='danger'>The wood howls as fire bursts out from seemingly nowhere!</span>")
+			playsound(src, "sound/goonstation/voice/howl.ogg", 30)
+		if(2 to 3)
+			visible_message("<span class='danger'>The wood hisses as fire bursts out from seemingly nowhere!</span>")
+			if(prob(50))
+				playsound(src, "sound/effects/unathihiss.ogg", 30)
+			else
+				playsound(src, "sound/effects/tajaranhiss.ogg", 30)
+		if(4)
+			visible_message("<span class='danger'>The wood growls as fire bursts out from seemingly nowhere!</span>")
+			playsound(src, 'sound/goonstation/voice/growl3.ogg', 30)
+	var/turf/new_fire = pick(oview(2, src))
+	new /obj/effect/fire(get_turf(new_fire), T20C, 30 SECONDS, 1)
+	new /obj/effect/fire(loc, T20C, 30 SECONDS, 1)
+	COOLDOWN_START(src, fire_act_cooldown, 10 SECONDS)
+
+/obj/structure/closet/coffin/vampire/burn()
+	playsound(src, 'sound/hallucinations/wail.ogg', 20, extrarange = SOUND_RANGE_SET(5))
+	visible_message("<span class='danger'>Fire bursts out from [name] as it falls apart!</span>")
+	for(var/turf/T in range(1, src))
+		new /obj/effect/fire(T, T20C, 30 SECONDS, 1)
+	..()
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/vampire/vamp_datum.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/vampire/vamp_datum.dm
index ff54031d582..5adbe339dcf 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/vampire/vamp_datum.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/vampire/vamp_datum.dm
@@ -25,11 +25,14 @@ RESTRICT_TYPE(/datum/antagonist/vampire)
 									/datum/vampire_passive/vision = 100,
 									/datum/spell/vampire/self/specialize = 150,
 									/datum/spell/vampire/self/exfiltrate = 150,
+									/datum/spell/vampire/lair = 150,
 									/datum/vampire_passive/regen = 200,
 									/datum/vampire_passive/vision/advanced = 500)
 
 	/// list of the peoples UIDs that we have drained, and how much blood from each one
 	var/list/drained_humans = list()
+	/// did the vampire build a lair?
+	var/has_lair = FALSE
 	blurb_text_color = COLOR_RED
 	blurb_r = 255
 	blurb_g = 221
@@ -363,6 +366,7 @@ RESTRICT_TYPE(/datum/antagonist/vampire)
 		add_antag_objective(/datum/objective/protect)
 	else
 		add_antag_objective(/datum/objective/steal)
+	add_antag_objective(/datum/objective/lair)
 
 	if(prob(20)) // 20% chance of getting survive. 80% chance of getting escape.
 		add_antag_objective(/datum/objective/survive)
diff --git a/code/modules/antagonists/vampire/vampire_powers/vampire_powers.dm b/code/modules/antagonists/vampire/vampire_powers/vampire_powers.dm
index 0852be171d5..b584ccf6649 100644
--- a/code/modules/antagonists/vampire/vampire_powers/vampire_powers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/antagonists/vampire/vampire_powers/vampire_powers.dm
@@ -206,6 +206,65 @@
 	C.charge_duration = 2 SECONDS
 	return C
 
+/datum/spell/vampire/lair
+	name = "Lair"
+	desc = "Pick a coffin for yourself, the centrepiece of your new lair."
+	gain_desc = "You can now start a lair."
+	action_icon = 'icons/obj/closet.dmi'
+	action_icon_state = "coffin"
+	base_cooldown = 2 SECONDS
+
+/datum/spell/vampire/lair/create_new_targeting()
+	var/datum/spell_targeting/click/T = new
+	T.range = 1
+	T.allowed_type = /obj/structure/closet/coffin
+	return T
+
+/datum/spell/vampire/lair/cast(list/targets, mob/user)
+	var/obj/structure/closet/coffin/C = targets[1] // this spell will basically always target a singular coffin unless you stack multiple on the same tile
+	if(!istype(C, /obj/structure/closet/coffin))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>This only works on coffins!</span>")
+		return
+	if(istype(C, /obj/structure/closet/coffin/vampire))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>This coffin serves another and refuses to bend to your will!</span>")
+		return
+	if(istype(C, /obj/structure/closet/coffin/sarcophagus))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Making such a lavish lair would likely upset an ancient. You should really use a wooden coffin for now.</span>")
+		return
+	for(var/turf/T in range(1, C))
+		if(T.density)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need more space around the coffin for the ritual!</span>")
+			return
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>You begin marking the coffin!</span>")
+	C.Beam(user, icon_state = "drainbeam", maxdistance = 1, time = 10 SECONDS)
+	playsound(C, 'sound/misc/enter_blood.ogg', 20)
+	for(var/obj/machinery/light/L in range(5, user))
+		L.forced_flicker()
+	var/obj/effect/lair_rune/rune = new /obj/effect/lair_rune(get_turf(C), user)
+	if(!do_after(user, 10 SECONDS, target = C))
+		qdel(rune)
+		return
+	playsound(user, 'sound/hallucinations/im_here1.ogg', 30)
+	new /obj/structure/closet/coffin/vampire(get_turf(C), user)
+	qdel(C)
+	var/datum/antagonist/vampire/V = user.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/vampire)
+	V.has_lair = TRUE
+	user.mind.RemoveSpell(src)
+
+/obj/effect/lair_rune
+	mouse_opacity = MOUSE_OPACITY_TRANSPARENT
+	plane = FLOOR_PLANE
+	layer = SIGIL_LAYER
+	icon = 'icons/effects/96x96.dmi'
+	icon_state = "vampiric_rune"
+	pixel_x = -34
+	pixel_y = -38
+
+/obj/effect/lair_rune/Initialize(mapload, mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(user)
+		color = user.dna.species.blood_color
+
 /// No deviation at all. Flashed from the front or front-left/front-right. Alternatively, flashed in direct view.
 #define DEVIATION_NONE 3
 /// Partial deviation. Flashed from the side. Alternatively, flashed out the corner of your eyes.
diff --git a/icons/effects/96x96.dmi b/icons/effects/96x96.dmi
index b2f55cbbbee..d4f3711d6fa 100644
Binary files a/icons/effects/96x96.dmi and b/icons/effects/96x96.dmi differ