diff --git a/_maps/map_files/vr/lobby.dmm b/_maps/map_files/vr/lobby.dmm
index 798228e212e..a4441c9e000 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/vr/lobby.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/vr/lobby.dmm
@@ -3,18 +3,18 @@
 "c" = (/turf/unsimulated/floor{tag = "icon-dark"; icon_state = "dark"},/area/vr/lobby)
 "d" = (/turf/unsimulated/wall/fakeglass{dir = 8; icon_state = "fakewindows3"; tag = "icon-fakewindows (WEST)"},/area/vr/lobby)
 "e" = (/turf/unsimulated/floor{icon_state = "gcircuit"},/area/vr/lobby)
-"f" = (/obj/machinery/telecomms/processor/preset_cent,/turf/unsimulated/floor{tag = "icon-dark"; icon_state = "dark"},/area/vr/lobby)
+"f" = (/obj/structure/decor/machinery/telecomms/processor,/turf/unsimulated/floor{tag = "icon-dark"; icon_state = "dark"},/area/vr/lobby)
 "g" = (/turf/unsimulated/floor{icon_state = "light_on"},/area/vr/lobby)
 "h" = (/turf/unsimulated/wall/fakeglass{dir = 1; icon_state = "fakewindows"; tag = "icon-fakewindows (WEST)"},/area/vr/lobby)
 "i" = (/turf/unsimulated/wall/fakeglass{dir = 0; icon_state = "fakewindows"; tag = "icon-fakewindows (EAST)"},/area/vr/lobby)
-"j" = (/obj/machinery/telecomms/server/presets/centcomm,/turf/unsimulated/floor{icon_state = "gcircuit"},/area/vr/lobby)
-"k" = (/obj/machinery/telecomms/relay/preset/centcom,/turf/unsimulated/floor{icon_state = "gcircuit"},/area/vr/lobby)
-"l" = (/obj/machinery/telecomms/hub/preset_cent,/turf/unsimulated/floor{tag = "icon-dark"; icon_state = "dark"},/area/vr/lobby)
+"j" = (/obj/structure/decor/machinery/telecomms/server,/turf/unsimulated/floor{icon_state = "gcircuit"},/area/vr/lobby)
+"k" = (/obj/structure/decor/machinery/telecomms/relay,/turf/unsimulated/floor{icon_state = "gcircuit"},/area/vr/lobby)
+"l" = (/obj/structure/decor/machinery/telecomms/hub,/turf/unsimulated/floor{tag = "icon-dark"; icon_state = "dark"},/area/vr/lobby)
 "m" = (/obj/machinery/computer/vr_control,/turf/unsimulated/floor{tag = "icon-dark"; icon_state = "dark"},/area/vr/lobby)
 "n" = (/turf/unsimulated/wall/fakeglass{icon_state = "fakewindows"; dir = 8},/area/vr/lobby)
 "o" = (/turf/unsimulated/wall/fakeglass{tag = "icon-fakewindows (EAST)"; icon_state = "fakewindows"; dir = 4},/area/vr/lobby)
 "p" = (/obj/effect/landmark{name = "avatarspawn"},/turf/unsimulated/floor{icon_state = "gcircuit"},/area/vr/lobby)
-"q" = (/obj/machinery/telecomms/processor/preset_cent,/turf/simulated/floor/bluegrid{icon_state = "dark"; name = "Mainframe Floor"; nitrogen = 100; oxygen = 0; temperature = 80},/area/vr/lobby)
+"q" = (/obj/structure/decor/machinery/telecomms/processor,/turf/simulated/floor/bluegrid{icon_state = "dark"; name = "Mainframe Floor"; nitrogen = 100; oxygen = 0; temperature = 80},/area/vr/lobby)
 "r" = (/turf/unsimulated/wall/fakeglass,/area/vr/lobby)
 
 (1,1,1) = {"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/decor/decor.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/decor/decor.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..69d62afc2e6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/decor/decor.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+// The purpose of "Decor" structures is to look like pre-existing objects without having functionality
+
+/obj/structure/decor
+	name = "Non-existent Decor"
+	desc = "Yell at a coder!"
+	anchored = TRUE
+	density = TRUE
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/decor/machinery/telecomms.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/decor/machinery/telecomms.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..1068cfb0b4e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/decor/machinery/telecomms.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+/obj/structure/decor/machinery/telecomms/processor
+	name = "Processor Unit"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/stationobjs.dmi'
+	icon_state = "processor"
+	desc = "This machine is used to process large quantities of information."
+
+/obj/structure/decor/machinery/telecomms/hub
+	name = "Telecommunication Hub"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/stationobjs.dmi'
+	icon_state = "hub"
+	desc = "A mighty piece of hardware used to send/receive massive amounts of data."
+
+/obj/structure/decor/machinery/telecomms/server
+	name = "Telecommunication Server"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/stationobjs.dmi'
+	icon_state = "comm_server"
+	desc = "A machine used to store data and network statistics."
+
+/obj/structure/decor/machinery/telecomms/relay
+	name = "Telecommunication Relay"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/stationobjs.dmi'
+	icon_state = "relay"
+	desc = "A mighty piece of hardware used to send massive amounts of data far away."
diff --git a/paradise.dme b/paradise.dme
index aabf27d6e61..bab5d2e425e 100644
--- a/paradise.dme
+++ b/paradise.dme
@@ -969,6 +969,8 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\structures\crates_lockers\closets\secure\scientist.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\structures\crates_lockers\closets\secure\secure_closets.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\structures\crates_lockers\closets\secure\security.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\structures\decor\decor.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\structures\decor\machinery\telecomms.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\structures\stool_bed_chair_nest\alien_nests.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\structures\stool_bed_chair_nest\bed.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\structures\stool_bed_chair_nest\chairs.dm"