diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
index 836fb13b4e2..de473470896 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners.dm
@@ -244,6 +244,8 @@ REAGENT SCANNER
 				user.show_message("\red <b>Warning: Blood Level CRITICAL: [blood_percent]% [blood_volume]cl")
 			else
 				user.show_message("\blue Blood Level Normal: [blood_percent]% [blood_volume]cl")
+		if(H.heart_attack)
+			user.show_message("<span class='userdanger'>Subject suffering from heart attack: Apply defibrillator immediately.</span>")
 		user.show_message("\blue Subject's pulse: <font color='[H.pulse == PULSE_THREADY || H.pulse == PULSE_NONE ? "red" : "blue"]'>[H.get_pulse(GETPULSE_TOOL)] bpm.</font>")
 	src.add_fingerprint(user)
 	return
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index 6fd9d7684cd..885733f0a71 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -1569,6 +1569,9 @@ var/global/list/brutefireloss_overlays = list("1" = image("icon" = 'icons/mob/sc
 		if(stat == DEAD)
 			return PULSE_NONE	//that's it, you're dead, nothing can influence your pulse
 
+		if(heart_attack)
+			return PULSE_NONE
+
 		var/temp = PULSE_NORM
 
 		if(round(vessel.get_reagent_amount("blood")) <= BLOOD_VOLUME_BAD)	//how much blood do we have
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Holder.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Holder.dm
index b5a8ca98460..2bdb8f24c46 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Holder.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Holder.dm
@@ -334,7 +334,7 @@ datum
 
 								var/list/seen = viewers(4, get_turf(my_atom))
 								for(var/mob/M in seen)
-									M << "\blue \icon[my_atom] [C.mix_message]."
+									M << "\blue \icon[my_atom] [C.mix_message]"
 
 							/*	if(istype(my_atom, /obj/item/slime_core))
 									var/obj/item/slime_core/ME = my_atom
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
index 834313a8fce..9a62abf43c9 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
@@ -2479,6 +2479,12 @@ datum
 					M:jitteriness = max(M:jitteriness-3,0)
 					return
 
+			cider
+				name = "Cider"
+				id = "cider"
+				description = "An alcoholic beverage derived from apples."
+				color = "#174116"
+
 			whiskey
 				name = "Whiskey"
 				id = "whiskey"
@@ -2576,15 +2582,18 @@ datum
 				dizzy_adj = 4
 				confused_start = 115	//amount absorbed after which mob starts confusing directions
 
-			hooch
-				name = "Hooch"
-				id = "hooch"
-				description = "Either someone's failure at cocktail making or attempt in alchohol production. In any case, do you really want to drink that?"
-				color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
-				dizzy_adj = 6
-				slurr_adj = 5
-				slur_start = 35			//amount absorbed after which mob starts slurring
-				confused_start = 90	//amount absorbed after which mob starts confusing directions
+			suicider //otherwise known as "I want to get so smashed my liver gives out and I die from alcohol poisoning".
+				name = "Suicider"
+				id = "suicider"
+				description = "An unbelievably strong and potent variety of Cider."
+				color = "#CF3811"
+				dizzy_adj = 20
+				slurr_adj = 20
+				confused_adj = 3
+				slur_start = 15
+				confused_start = 40
+				blur_start = 60
+				pass_out = 80
 
 			ale
 				name = "Ale"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
index 85905a0f24a..f692cb8c893 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
@@ -1249,12 +1249,13 @@ datum
 			required_reagents = list ("beer" = 1, "ale" = 2)
 			result_amount = 3
 
-		hooch
-			name = "Hooch"
-			id = "hooch"
-			result = "hooch"
-			required_reagents = list ("sugar" = 1, "ethanol" = 2, "fuel" = 1)
-			result_amount = 3
+		suicider
+			name = "Suicider"
+			id = "suicider"
+			result = "suicider"
+			required_reagents = list ("vodka" = 1, "cider" = 1, "fuel" = 1, "epinephrine" = 1)
+			result_amount = 4
+			mix_message = "The drinks and chemicals mix together, emitting a potent smell."
 
 		irish_coffee
 			name = "Irish Coffee"
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass.dm
index 1b912dba4fc..3005e332548 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/drinks/drinkingglass.dm
@@ -96,6 +96,10 @@
 					icon_state = "beerglass"
 					name = "Beer glass"
 					desc = "A freezing pint of beer"
+				if("cider")
+					icon_state = "rewriter"
+					name = "Cider"
+					desc = "a refreshing glass of traditional cider"
 				if("beer2")
 					icon_state = "beerglass"
 					name = "Beer glass"
@@ -308,9 +312,9 @@
 					icon_state = "irishcoffeeglass"
 					name = "Irish Coffee"
 					desc = "Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning."
-				if("hooch")
-					icon_state = "glass_brown2"
-					name = "Hooch"
+				if("suicider")
+					icon_state = "suicider"
+					name = "Suicider"
 					desc = "You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night."
 				if("whiskeysoda")
 					icon_state = "whiskeysodaglass2"
diff --git a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi
index d2e691b633a..925db02fe58 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi and b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi differ