diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/caste/hunter.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/caste/hunter.dm
index a96cc148fba..c0f65cb6bef 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/caste/hunter.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/caste/hunter.dm
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 	maxHealth = 125
 	health = 125
 	icon_state = "alienh_s"
+	alien_movement_delay = -1 //hunters are faster than normal xenomorphs, and people
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/hunter/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -15,9 +16,6 @@
 	. = ..()
 	. += /obj/item/organ/internal/xenos/plasmavessel/hunter
 
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/hunter/movement_delay()
-	. = -1		//hunters are sanic
-	. += ..()	//but they still need to slow down on stun
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/hunter/handle_environment()
 	if(m_intent == MOVE_INTENT_RUN || IS_HORIZONTAL(src))
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/empress.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/empress.dm
index 3b6094f90c3..51438ab0fdf 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/empress.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/empress.dm
@@ -9,6 +9,9 @@
 	bubble_icon = "alienroyal"
 	large = 1
 	ventcrawler = 0
+	move_resist = MOVE_FORCE_STRONG //Yes, big benos is huge and heavy
+	alien_disarm_damage = 60 //Empress do higher disarm stamina damage than normal aliens
+	alien_slash_damage = 30 //Empress do higher slashing damage to people
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/empress/large
 	name = "alien empress"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm
index 42bfc67c87d..2926b893467 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm
@@ -13,6 +13,9 @@
 	var/leap_on_click = 0
 	var/custom_pixel_x_offset = 0 //for admin fuckery.
 	var/custom_pixel_y_offset = 0
+	var/alien_disarm_damage = 30 //Aliens deal a good amount of stamina damage on disarm intent
+	var/alien_slash_damage = 20 //Aliens deal a good amount of damage on harm intent
+	var/alien_movement_delay = 0 //This can be + or -, how fast an alien moves
 	pass_flags = PASSTABLE
 
 //This is fine right now, if we're adding organ specific damage this needs to be updated
@@ -73,6 +76,10 @@
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/var/temperature_resistance = T0C+75
 
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/movement_delay() //Aliens have a varied movespeed
+	. = ..()
+	. += alien_movement_delay
+
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/show_inv(mob/user as mob)
 	user.set_machine(src)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen.dm
index e8c554b92f5..6feb0c4b6a3 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen.dm
@@ -9,6 +9,11 @@
 	large = 1
 	ventcrawler = 0
 	pressure_resistance = 200 //Because big, stompy xenos should not be blown around like paper.
+	move_resist = MOVE_FORCE_STRONG //Yes, queenos is huge and heavy
+	alien_disarm_damage = 60 //Queens do higher disarm stamina damage than normal aliens
+	alien_slash_damage = 30 //Queens do higher slashing damage to people
+	alien_movement_delay = 1 //This represents a movement delay of 1, or roughly 80% the movement speed of a normal carbon mob
+
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -34,9 +39,6 @@
 		/obj/item/organ/internal/xenos/neurotoxin,
 	)
 
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen/movement_delay()
-	. = ..()
-	. += 3
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen/can_inject(mob/user, error_msg, target_zone, penetrate_thick)
 	return FALSE
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm
index 8ab9eb17813..a6fa8e23e6b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm
@@ -625,11 +625,6 @@ emp_act
 		if(M.a_intent == INTENT_HARM)
 			if(w_uniform)
 				w_uniform.add_fingerprint(M)
-			var/damage = prob(90) ? 20 : 0
-			if(!damage)
-				playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/slashmiss.ogg', 50, TRUE, -1)
-				visible_message("<span class='danger'>[M] has lunged at [src]!</span>")
-				return 0
 			var/obj/item/organ/external/affecting = get_organ(ran_zone(M.zone_selected))
 			var/armor_block = run_armor_check(affecting, MELEE, armour_penetration_flat = 10)
 
@@ -637,7 +632,7 @@ emp_act
 			visible_message("<span class='danger'>[M] has slashed at [src]!</span>", \
  				"<span class='userdanger'>[M] has slashed at [src]!</span>")
 
-			apply_damage(damage, BRUTE, affecting, armor_block)
+			apply_damage(M.alien_slash_damage, BRUTE, affecting, armor_block)
 			add_attack_logs(M, src, "Alien attacked")
 			updatehealth("alien attack")
 
@@ -655,7 +650,7 @@ emp_act
 				var/obj/item/organ/external/affecting = get_organ(ran_zone(M.zone_selected))
 				playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/pierce.ogg', 25, 1, -1)
 				apply_effect(10 SECONDS, KNOCKDOWN, run_armor_check(affecting, MELEE))
-				adjustStaminaLoss(30)
+				adjustStaminaLoss(M.alien_disarm_damage)
 				add_attack_logs(M, src, "Alien tackled")
 				visible_message("<span class='danger'>[M] has tackled down [src]!</span>")