diff --git a/code/datums/spells/wizard.dm b/code/datums/spells/wizard.dm
index dffde794d51..9c8c7b2c723 100644
--- a/code/datums/spells/wizard.dm
+++ b/code/datums/spells/wizard.dm
@@ -32,6 +32,43 @@
 	amt_weakened = 3
 	sound = 'sound/magic/MM_Hit.ogg'
 
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/projectile/honk_missile
+	name = "Honk Missile"
+	desc = "This spell fires several, slow moving, magic bikehorns at nearby targets."
+
+	school = "evocation"
+	charge_max = 60
+	clothes_req = 0
+	invocation = "HONK GY AMA"
+	invocation_type = "shout"
+	range = 7
+	cooldown_min = 60 //35 deciseconds reduction per rank
+
+	max_targets = 0
+
+	proj_icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
+	proj_icon_state = "bike_horn"
+	proj_name = "A bike horn"
+	proj_lingering = 1
+	proj_type = "/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/inflict_handler/honk_missile"
+
+	proj_lifespan = 20
+	proj_step_delay = 5
+
+	proj_trail_icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
+	proj_trail = 1
+	proj_trail_lifespan = 5
+	proj_trail_icon_state = "bike_horn"
+
+	action_icon_state = "magicm"
+
+	sound = 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg'
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/inflict_handler/honk_missile
+	amt_weakened = 3
+	sound = 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg'
+
 /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/noclothes
 	name = "No Clothes"
 	desc = "This always-on spell allows you to cast magic without your garments."
diff --git a/code/modules/events/event_container.dm b/code/modules/events/event_container.dm
index c90cbd12777..abe41483bc6 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/event_container.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/event_container.dm
@@ -170,6 +170,7 @@ var/list/event_last_fired = list()
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Brand Intelligence",		/datum/event/brand_intelligence,		50, 	list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 25),	1),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Space Dust",				/datum/event/dust,						50,		list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 50)),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Dimensional Tear",			/datum/event/tear,						0,		list(ASSIGNMENT_SECURITY = 35)),
+		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Honknomoly",					/datum/event/tear/honk,						0),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Vent Clog",				/datum/event/vent_clog,					250),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Wormholes",				/datum/event/wormholes,					150),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE, "Pyro Anomaly",				/datum/event/anomaly/anomaly_pyro,		75,	list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 60)),
diff --git a/code/modules/events/koi_mirgration.dm b/code/modules/events/koi_mirgration.dm
index cd82f54e37d..64e4c6afadd 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/koi_mirgration.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/koi_mirgration.dm
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-/datum/event/carp_migration
+/datum/event/carp_migration/koi
 	spawned_mobs = list(
     /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/carp/koi = 95,
     /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/carp/koi/honk = 2,
diff --git a/code/modules/events/tear.dm b/code/modules/events/tear.dm
index 7a13c239de0..dcc63ba4770 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/tear.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/tear.dm
@@ -28,6 +28,7 @@
 	density = 0
 	anchored = 1
 	luminosity = 3
+	var/list/tear_critters = list()
 
 /obj/effect/tear/New()
 	..()
@@ -38,10 +39,10 @@
 	animation.master = src
 //	flick("newtear",usr)
 	spawn(15)
-		if(animation)	qdel(animation)
+		if(animation)
+			qdel(animation)
 
 	spawn(rand(30,120))
-		var/list/tear_critters = list()
 		for(var/T in typesof(/mob/living/simple_animal))
 			var/mob/living/simple_animal/SA = T
 			if(initial(SA.gold_core_spawnable) == CHEM_MOB_SPAWN_HOSTILE)
diff --git a/code/modules/events/tear_honk.dm b/code/modules/events/tear_honk.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..96e3a7b1b23
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/events/tear_honk.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+/datum/event/tear
+	var/obj/effect/tear/honk/HE //i could just inherit but its being finicky.
+
+/datum/event/tear/honk/announce()
+	event_announcement.Announce("A Honknomoly has opened. Expected location: [impact_area.name].", "Honknomoly Alert", 'sound/items/airhorn.ogg')
+
+/datum/event/tear/honk/start()
+	var/turf/T = pick(get_area_turfs(impact_area))
+	if(T)
+		HE = new /obj/effect/tear/honk(T.loc)
+
+/datum/event/tear/end()
+	if(HE)
+		qdel(HE)
+
+/obj/effect/tear/honk
+	name="Honkmensional Tear"
+	desc="A tear in the dimensional fabric of sanity."
+	icon='icons/effects/tear.dmi'
+	icon_state="tear"
+	tear_critters = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/goblin)
+
+/obj/effect/tear/honk/New()
+	var/atom/movable/overlay/animation = null
+	animation = new(loc)
+	animation.icon_state = "newtear"
+	animation.icon = 'icons/effects/tear.dmi'
+	animation.master = src
+	spawn(15)
+		if(animation)
+			qdel(animation)
+
+	spawn(rand(30,120))
+
+		for(var/i in 1 to 6)
+			var/chosen = pick(tear_critters)
+			var/mob/living/simple_animal/C = new chosen
+			C.forceMove(get_turf(src))
+			if(prob(50))
+				for(var/j = 1, j <= rand(1, 3), j++)
+					step(C, pick(NORTH,SOUTH,EAST,WEST))
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm
index 4fefd0ac4f6..6f6317ec839 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm
@@ -29,3 +29,23 @@
 	heat_damage_per_tick = 15	//amount of damage applied if animal's body temperature is higher than maxbodytemp
 	cold_damage_per_tick = 10	//same as heat_damage_per_tick, only if the bodytemperature it's lower than minbodytemp
 	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 10
+
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/goblin
+	name = "clown goblin"
+	desc = "A tiny walking mask and clown shoes. You want to honk his nose!"
+	icon_state = "clowngoblin"
+	icon_living = "clowngoblin"
+	icon_dead = null
+	response_help = "honks the"
+	speak = list("Honk!")
+	speak_emote = list("sqeaks")
+	emote_see = list("honks")
+	maxHealth = 100
+	health = 100
+
+	speed = -1
+	turns_per_move = 1
+
+	del_on_death = TRUE
+	loot = list(/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat, /obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes)
diff --git a/icons/effects/tear.dmi b/icons/effects/tear.dmi
index 305b63bcb0c..db544043ed0 100644
Binary files a/icons/effects/tear.dmi and b/icons/effects/tear.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/animal.dmi b/icons/mob/animal.dmi
index c82f0d6ccf3..4fcd7a58fe9 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/animal.dmi and b/icons/mob/animal.dmi differ
diff --git a/paradise.dme b/paradise.dme
index 4200726faf5..48290761e6a 100644
--- a/paradise.dme
+++ b/paradise.dme
@@ -1409,6 +1409,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\events\spider_terror.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\spontaneous_appendicitis.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\tear.dm"
+#include "code\modules\events\tear_honk.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\traders.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\undead.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\vent_clog.dm"