diff --git a/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm b/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..f62afc296c1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,141 @@
+/mob/proc/get_active_hand()
+	if (hand)
+		return l_hand
+	else
+		return r_hand
+
+/mob/proc/get_inactive_hand()
+	if (!hand)
+		return l_hand
+	else
+		return r_hand
+
+/mob/proc/put_in_hand(var/obj/item/I)
+	if(!I) return
+	I.loc = src
+	if (hand)
+		l_hand = I
+		update_inv_l_hand()
+	else
+		r_hand = I
+		update_inv_r_hand()
+	I.layer = 20
+
+/mob/proc/put_in_hands(var/obj/item/I) //A suprisingly useful proc.  Allows a simple way to place an object in a mob's hands, or, if they are full, on the ground below them.
+	if(!r_hand)
+		I.loc = src
+		r_hand = I
+		update_inv_r_hand()
+		I.layer = 20
+	else if(!l_hand)
+		I.loc = src
+		l_hand = I
+		update_inv_l_hand()
+		I.layer = 20
+	else
+		I.loc = get_turf(src)
+
+/mob/proc/drop_item_v()
+	if (stat == 0)
+		drop_item()
+	return
+
+/mob/proc/drop_from_slot(var/obj/item/item)
+	if(!item)
+		return
+	if(!(item in contents))
+		return
+	u_equip(item)
+	if (client)
+		client.screen -= item
+	if (item)
+		item.loc = loc
+		item.dropped(src)
+		if (item)
+			item.layer = initial(item.layer)
+		var/turf/T = get_turf(loc)
+		if (istype(T))
+			T.Entered(item)
+	return
+
+/mob/proc/drop_item(var/atom/target)
+	var/obj/item/W = equipped()
+
+	if (W)
+		u_equip(W)
+		update_icons()
+		if (client)
+			client.screen -= W
+		if (W)
+			W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+			if(target)
+				W.loc = target.loc
+			else
+				W.loc = loc
+			W.dropped(src)
+		var/turf/T = get_turf(loc)
+		if (istype(T))
+			T.Entered(W)
+	return
+
+/mob/proc/before_take_item(var/obj/item/item)
+	item.loc = null
+	item.layer = initial(item.layer)
+	u_equip(item)
+	//if (client)
+	//	client.screen -= item
+	update_icons()
+	return
+
+/mob/proc/put_in_inactive_hand(var/obj/item/I)
+	I.loc = src
+	if (!hand)
+		l_hand = I
+		update_inv_l_hand()
+	else
+		r_hand = I
+		update_inv_r_hand()
+	I.layer = 20
+
+
+/mob/proc/equipped()
+	if(issilicon(src))
+		if(isrobot(src))
+			if(src:module_active)
+				return src:module_active
+	else
+		if (hand)
+			return l_hand
+		else
+			return r_hand
+
+
+
+
+/mob/proc/u_equip(W as obj)
+	if (W == r_hand)
+		r_hand = null
+		update_inv_r_hand()
+	else if (W == l_hand)
+		l_hand = null
+		update_inv_l_hand()
+	else if (W == handcuffed)
+		handcuffed = null
+		update_inv_handcuffed()
+	else if (W == back)
+		back = null
+		update_inv_back()
+	else if (W == wear_mask)
+		wear_mask = null
+		update_inv_wear_mask()
+	return
+
+
+//Attemps to remove an object on a mob.  Will not move it to another area or such, just removes from the mob.
+/mob/proc/remove_from_mob(var/obj/O)
+	src.u_equip(O)
+	if (src.client)
+		src.client.screen -= O
+	O.layer = initial(O.layer)
+	O.screen_loc = null
+	return 1
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/inventory.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/inventory.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..300ccb08220
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/inventory.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,82 @@
+//unequip
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/u_equip(obj/item/W as obj)
+	if (W == wear_suit)
+		wear_suit = null
+		update_inv_wear_suit(0)
+	else if (W == head)
+		head = null
+		update_inv_head(0)
+	else if (W == r_store)
+		r_store = null
+		update_inv_pockets(0)
+	else if (W == l_store)
+		l_store = null
+		update_inv_pockets(0)
+	else if (W == r_hand)
+		r_hand = null
+		update_inv_r_hand(0)
+	else if (W == l_hand)
+		l_hand = null
+		update_inv_l_hand(0)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/db_click(text, t1)
+	var/obj/item/W = equipped()
+	var/emptyHand = (W == null)
+	if ((!emptyHand) && (!istype(W, /obj/item)))
+		return
+	if (emptyHand)
+		usr.next_move = usr.prev_move
+		usr:lastDblClick -= 3	//permit the double-click redirection to proceed.
+	switch(text)
+
+//if emptyhand then wear the suit, no bedsheet clothes for the alien
+
+		if("o_clothing")
+			if (wear_suit)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					wear_suit.DblClick()
+//			else
+//				update_inv_wear_suit()
+			return
+/*			if (!( istype(W, /obj/item/clothing/suit) ))
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			wear_suit = W
+			W.equipped(src, text)
+*/
+		if("head")
+			if (head)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					head.DblClick()
+			else if (( istype(W, /obj/effect/alien/head) ))	//TODO: figure out wtf this is about ~Carn
+				u_equip(W)
+				head = W
+				update_inv_head()
+			return
+/*			if (!( istype(W, /obj/item/clothing/head) ))
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			head = W
+			W.equipped(src, text)
+*/
+		if("storage1")
+			if (l_store)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					l_store.DblClick()
+				return
+			if ((!( istype(W, /obj/item) ) || W.w_class > 3))
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			l_store = W
+			update_inv_pockets()
+		if("storage2")
+			if (r_store)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					r_store.DblClick()
+				return
+			if ((!( istype(W, /obj/item) ) || W.w_class > 3))
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			r_store = W
+			update_inv_pockets()
+	return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/inventory.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/inventory.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..076053b2530
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/inventory.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+//can't unequip since it can't equip anything
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/u_equip(obj/item/W as obj)
+	return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/inventory.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/inventory.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..07d8d52e95b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/inventory.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,1261 @@
+//TODO: maybe these could be defines?
+/mob/living/carbon/human
+	var/const/slot_back			= 1
+	var/const/slot_wear_mask	= 2
+	var/const/slot_handcuffed	= 3
+	var/const/slot_l_hand		= 4
+	var/const/slot_r_hand		= 5
+	var/const/slot_belt			= 6
+	var/const/slot_wear_id		= 7
+	var/const/slot_ears			= 8
+	var/const/slot_glasses		= 9
+	var/const/slot_gloves		= 10
+	var/const/slot_head			= 11
+	var/const/slot_shoes		= 12
+	var/const/slot_wear_suit	= 13
+	var/const/slot_w_uniform	= 14
+	var/const/slot_l_store		= 15
+	var/const/slot_r_store		= 16
+	var/const/slot_s_store		= 17
+	var/const/slot_in_backpack	= 18
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/equip_in_one_of_slots(obj/item/W, list/slots, del_on_fail = 1)
+	for (var/slot in slots)
+		if (equip_if_possible(W, slots[slot], del_on_fail = 0))
+			return slot
+	if (del_on_fail)
+		del(W)
+	return null
+
+//puts the item "W" into an appropriate slot in a human's inventory
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/equip_to_appropriate_slot(obj/item/W)
+	if(!W)				return
+	if(!ishuman(src))	return
+
+	if(W.slot_flags & SLOT_BACK)
+		if(!back)
+			if( get_active_hand() == W )
+				u_equip(W)
+			back = W
+			update_inv_back()
+			return
+
+	if(W.slot_flags & SLOT_ID)
+		if(!wear_id && w_uniform)
+			if( get_active_hand() == W )
+				u_equip(W)
+			wear_id = W
+			update_inv_wear_id()
+			return
+
+	if(W.slot_flags & SLOT_ICLOTHING)
+		if(!w_uniform)
+			if( get_active_hand() == W )
+				u_equip(W)
+			w_uniform = W
+			update_inv_w_uniform()
+			return
+
+	if(W.slot_flags & SLOT_OCLOTHING)
+		if(!wear_suit)
+			if( get_active_hand() == W )
+				u_equip(W)
+			wear_suit = W
+			update_inv_wear_suit()
+			return
+
+	if(W.slot_flags & SLOT_MASK)
+		if(!wear_mask)
+			if( get_active_hand() == W )
+				u_equip(W)
+			wear_mask = W
+			update_inv_wear_mask()
+			return
+
+	if(W.slot_flags & SLOT_HEAD)
+		if(!head)
+			if( get_active_hand() == W )
+				u_equip(W)
+			head = W
+			update_inv_head()
+			return
+
+	if(W.slot_flags & SLOT_FEET)
+		if(!shoes)
+			if( get_active_hand() == W )
+				u_equip(W)
+			shoes = W
+			update_inv_shoes()
+			return
+
+	if(W.slot_flags & SLOT_GLOVES)
+		if(!gloves)
+			if( get_active_hand() == W )
+				u_equip(W)
+			gloves = W
+			update_inv_gloves()
+			return
+
+	if(W.slot_flags & SLOT_EARS)
+		if(!ears)
+			if( get_active_hand() == W )
+				u_equip(W)
+			ears = W
+			update_inv_ears()
+			return
+
+	if(W.slot_flags & SLOT_EYES)
+		if(!glasses)
+			if( get_active_hand() == W )
+				u_equip(W)
+			glasses = W
+			update_inv_glasses()
+			return
+
+	if(W.slot_flags & SLOT_BELT)
+		if(!belt && w_uniform)
+			if( get_active_hand() == W )
+				u_equip(W)
+			belt = W
+			update_inv_belt()
+			return
+
+	//Suit storage
+	var/confirm
+	if (wear_suit)
+		if(wear_suit.allowed)
+			if (istype(W, /obj/item/device/pda) || istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/pen))
+				confirm = 1
+			if (is_type_in_list(W, wear_suit.allowed))
+				confirm = 1
+		if(confirm)
+			u_equip(W)
+			s_store = W
+			update_inv_s_store()
+			return
+
+	//Pockets
+	if ( !( W.slot_flags & SLOT_DENYPOCKET ) )
+		if(!l_store)
+			if ( W.w_class <= 2 || ( W.slot_flags & SLOT_POCKET ) )
+				u_equip(W)
+				l_store = W
+				update_inv_pockets()
+				return
+		if(!r_store)
+			if ( W.w_class <= 2 || ( W.slot_flags & SLOT_POCKET ) )
+				u_equip(W)
+				r_store = W
+				update_inv_pockets()
+				return
+
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/equip_if_possible(obj/item/W, slot, del_on_fail = 1) // since byond doesn't seem to have pointers, this seems like the best way to do this :/
+	//warning: icky code
+	var/equipped = 0
+	if((slot == l_store || slot == r_store || slot == belt || slot == wear_id) && !src.w_uniform)
+		del(W)
+		return
+	if(slot == s_store && !src.wear_suit)
+		del(W)
+		return
+	switch(slot)
+		if(slot_back)
+			if(!src.back)
+				src.back = W
+				update_inv_back(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_wear_mask)
+			if(!src.wear_mask)
+				src.wear_mask = W
+				update_inv_wear_mask(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_handcuffed)
+			if(!src.handcuffed)
+				src.handcuffed = W
+				update_inv_handcuffed(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_l_hand)
+			if(!src.l_hand)
+				src.l_hand = W
+				update_inv_l_hand(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_r_hand)
+			if(!src.r_hand)
+				src.r_hand = W
+				update_inv_r_hand(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_belt)
+			if(!src.belt)
+				src.belt = W
+				update_inv_belt(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_wear_id)
+			if(!src.wear_id)
+				src.wear_id = W
+				update_inv_wear_id(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_ears)
+			if(!src.ears)
+				src.ears = W
+				update_inv_ears(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_glasses)
+			if(!src.glasses)
+				src.glasses = W
+				update_inv_glasses(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_gloves)
+			if(!src.gloves)
+				src.gloves = W
+				update_inv_gloves(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_head)
+			if(!src.head)
+				src.head = W
+				update_inv_head(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_shoes)
+			if(!src.shoes)
+				src.shoes = W
+				update_inv_shoes(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_wear_suit)
+			if(!src.wear_suit)
+				src.wear_suit = W
+				update_inv_wear_suit(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_w_uniform)
+			if(!src.w_uniform)
+				src.w_uniform = W
+				update_inv_w_uniform(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_l_store)
+			if(!src.l_store)
+				src.l_store = W
+				update_inv_pockets(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_r_store)
+			if(!src.r_store)
+				src.r_store = W
+				update_inv_pockets(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_s_store)
+			if(!src.s_store)
+				src.s_store = W
+				update_inv_s_store(0)
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_in_backpack)
+			if (src.back && istype(src.back, /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack))
+				var/obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/B = src.back
+				if(B.contents.len < B.storage_slots && W.w_class <= B.max_w_class)
+					W.loc = B
+					equipped = 1
+
+	if(equipped)
+		W.layer = 20
+	else
+		if (del_on_fail)
+			del(W)
+	return equipped
+
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/u_equip(obj/item/W as obj)
+	if(!W)	return 0
+	if (W == wear_suit)
+		W = s_store
+		if (W)
+			u_equip(W)
+			if (client)
+				client.screen -= W
+			if (W)
+				W.loc = loc
+				W.dropped(src)
+				W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+		wear_suit = null
+		update_inv_wear_suit(0)
+	else if (W == w_uniform)
+		W = r_store
+		if (W)
+			u_equip(W)
+			if (client)
+				client.screen -= W
+			if (W)
+				W.loc = loc
+				W.dropped(src)
+				W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+		W = l_store
+		if (W)
+			u_equip(W)
+			if (client)
+				client.screen -= W
+			if (W)
+				W.loc = loc
+				W.dropped(src)
+				W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+		W = wear_id
+		if (W)
+			u_equip(W)
+			if (client)
+				client.screen -= W
+			if (W)
+				W.loc = loc
+				W.dropped(src)
+				W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+		W = belt
+		if (W)
+			u_equip(W)
+			if (client)
+				client.screen -= W
+			if (W)
+				W.loc = loc
+				W.dropped(src)
+				W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+		w_uniform = null
+		update_inv_w_uniform(0)
+	else if (W == gloves)
+		gloves = null
+		update_inv_gloves(0)
+	else if (W == glasses)
+		glasses = null
+		update_inv_glasses(0)
+	else if (W == head)
+		head = null
+		if(W.flags & BLOCKHAIR)
+			update_hair(0)	//rebuild hair
+		update_inv_head(0)
+	else if (W == ears)
+		ears = null
+		update_inv_ears(0)
+	else if (W == shoes)
+		shoes = null
+		update_inv_shoes(0)
+	else if (W == belt)
+		belt = null
+		update_inv_belt(0)
+	else if (W == wear_mask)
+		wear_mask = null
+		if(W.flags & BLOCKHAIR)
+			update_hair(0)	//rebuild hair
+		if(internal)
+			if(internals)
+				internals.icon_state = "internal0"
+			internal = null
+		update_inv_wear_mask(0)
+	else if (W == wear_id)
+		wear_id = null
+		update_inv_wear_id(0)
+	else if (W == r_store)
+		r_store = null
+		update_inv_pockets()
+	else if (W == l_store)
+		l_store = null
+		update_inv_pockets()
+	else if (W == s_store)
+		s_store = null
+		update_inv_s_store(0)
+	else if (W == back)
+		back = null
+		update_inv_back(0)
+	else if (W == handcuffed)
+		handcuffed = null
+		update_inv_handcuffed(0)
+	else if (W == r_hand)
+		r_hand = null
+		update_inv_r_hand(0)
+	else if (W == l_hand)
+		l_hand = null
+		update_inv_l_hand(0)
+	else
+		return 0
+	return 1
+
+
+/obj/effect/equip_e/human/process()		//TODO: Rewrite this steaming pile... ~Carn
+	if (item)
+		item.add_fingerprint(source)
+	if (!item)
+		switch(place)
+			if("mask")
+				if (!( target.wear_mask ))
+					//SN src = null
+					del(src)
+					return
+/*			if("headset")
+				if (!( target.w_radio ))
+					//SN src = null
+					del(src)
+					return */
+			if("l_hand")
+				if (!( target.l_hand ))
+					//SN src = null
+					del(src)
+					return
+			if("r_hand")
+				if (!( target.r_hand ))
+					//SN src = null
+					del(src)
+					return
+			if("suit")
+				if (!( target.wear_suit ))
+					//SN src = null
+					del(src)
+					return
+			if("uniform")
+				if (!( target.w_uniform ))
+					//SN src = null
+					del(src)
+					return
+			if("back")
+				if (!( target.back ))
+					//SN src = null
+					del(src)
+					return
+			if("syringe")
+				return
+			if("pill")
+				return
+			if("fuel")
+				return
+			if("drink")
+				return
+			if("dnainjector")
+				return
+			if("handcuff")
+				if (!( target.handcuffed ))
+					//SN src = null
+					del(src)
+					return
+			if("id")
+				if ((!( target.wear_id ) || !( target.w_uniform )))
+					//SN src = null
+					del(src)
+					return
+			if("internal")
+				if ((!( (istype(target.wear_mask, /obj/item/clothing/mask) && istype(target.back, /obj/item/weapon/tank) && !( target.internal )) ) && !( target.internal )))
+					//SN src = null
+					del(src)
+					return
+
+	var/list/L = list( "syringe", "pill", "drink", "dnainjector", "fuel")
+	if ((item && !( L.Find(place) )))
+		if(isrobot(source) && place != "handcuff")
+			del(src)
+			return
+		for(var/mob/O in viewers(target, null))
+			O.show_message(text("\red <B>[] is trying to put \a [] on []</B>", source, item, target), 1)
+	else
+		var/message=null
+		switch(place)
+			if("syringe")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to inject []!</B>", source, target)
+			if("pill")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to force [] to swallow []!</B>", source, target, item)
+			if("fuel")
+				message = text("\red [source] is trying to force [target] to eat the [item:content]!")
+			if("drink")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to force [] to swallow a gulp of []!</B>", source, target, item)
+			if("dnainjector")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to inject [] with the []!</B>", source, target, item)
+			if("mask")
+				if(istype(target.wear_mask, /obj/item/clothing)&&!target.wear_mask:canremove)
+					message = text("\red <B>[] fails to take off \a [] from []'s body!</B>", source, target.wear_mask, target)
+				else
+					message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off \a [] from []'s head!</B>", source, target.wear_mask, target)
+/*			if("headset")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off \a [] from []'s face!</B>", source, target.w_radio, target) */
+			if("l_hand")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off \a [] from []'s left hand!</B>", source, target.l_hand, target)
+			if("r_hand")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off \a [] from []'s right hand!</B>", source, target.r_hand, target)
+			if("gloves")
+				if(istype(target.gloves, /obj/item/clothing)&&!target.gloves:canremove)
+					message = text("\red <B>[] fails to take off \a [] from []'s body!</B>", source, target.gloves, target)
+				else
+					message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off the [] from []'s hands!</B>", source, target.gloves, target)
+			if("eyes")
+				if(istype(target.glasses, /obj/item/clothing)&&!target.glasses:canremove)
+					message = text("\red <B>[] fails to take off \a [] from []'s body!</B>", source, target.glasses, target)
+				else
+					message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off the [] from []'s eyes!</B>", source, target.glasses, target)
+			if("ears")
+				if(istype(target.ears, /obj/item/clothing)&&!target.ears:canremove)
+					message = text("\red <B>[] fails to take off \a [] from []'s body!</B>", source, target.ears, target)
+				else
+					message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off the [] from []'s ears!</B>", source, target.ears, target)
+			if("head")
+				if(istype(target.head, /obj/item/clothing)&&!target.head:canremove)
+					message = text("\red <B>[] fails to take off \a [] from []'s body!</B>", source, target.head, target)
+				else
+					message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off the [] from []'s head!</B>", source, target.head, target)
+			if("shoes")
+				if(istype(target.shoes, /obj/item/clothing)&&!target.shoes:canremove)
+					message = text("\red <B>[] fails to take off \a [] from []'s body!</B>", source, target.shoes, target)
+				else
+					message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off the [] from []'s feet!</B>", source, target.shoes, target)
+			if("belt")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off the [] from []'s belt!</B>", source, target.belt, target)
+			if("suit")
+				if(istype(target.wear_suit, /obj/item/clothing)&&!target.wear_suit:canremove)
+					message = text("\red <B>[] fails to take off \a [] from []'s body!</B>", source, target.wear_suit, target)
+				else
+					message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off \a [] from []'s body!</B>", source, target.wear_suit, target)
+			if("back")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off \a [] from []'s back!</B>", source, target.back, target)
+			if("handcuff")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to unhandcuff []!</B>", source, target)
+			if("uniform")
+				if(istype(target.w_uniform, /obj/item/clothing)&&!target.w_uniform:canremove)
+					message = text("\red <B>[] fails to take off \a [] from []'s body!</B>", source, target.w_uniform, target)
+				else
+					message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off \a [] from []'s body!</B>", source, target.w_uniform, target)
+			if("s_store")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off \a [] from []'s suit!</B>", source, target.s_store, target)
+			if("pockets")
+				for(var/obj/item/weapon/mousetrap/MT in  list(target.l_store, target.r_store))
+					if(MT.armed)
+						for(var/mob/O in viewers(target, null))
+							if(O == source)
+								O.show_message(text("\red <B>You reach into the [target]'s pockets, but there was a live mousetrap in there!</B>"), 1)
+							else
+								O.show_message(text("\red <B>[source] reaches into [target]'s pockets and sets off a hidden mousetrap!</B>"), 1)
+						target.u_equip(MT)
+						if (target.client)
+							target.client.screen -= MT
+						MT.loc = source.loc
+						MT.triggered(source, source.hand ? "l_hand" : "r_hand")
+						MT.layer = OBJ_LAYER
+						return
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to empty []'s pockets!!</B>", source, target)
+			if("CPR")
+				if (target.cpr_time >= world.time + 3)
+					//SN src = null
+					del(src)
+					return
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying perform CPR on []!</B>", source, target)
+			if("id")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off [] from []'s uniform!</B>", source, target.wear_id, target)
+			if("internal")
+				if (target.internal)
+					message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to remove []'s internals</B>", source, target)
+				else
+					message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to set on []'s internals.</B>", source, target)
+		for(var/mob/M in viewers(target, null))
+			M.show_message(message, 1)
+	spawn( 40 )
+		done()
+		return
+	return
+
+/*
+This proc equips stuff (or does something else) when removing stuff manually from the character window when you click and drag.
+It works in conjuction with the process() above.
+This proc works for humans only. Aliens stripping humans and the like will all use this proc. Stripping monkeys or somesuch will use their version of this proc.
+The first if statement for "mask" and such refers to items that are already equipped and un-equipping them.
+The else statement is for equipping stuff to empty slots.
+!canremove refers to variable of /obj/item/clothing which either allows or disallows that item to be removed.
+It can still be worn/put on as normal.
+*/
+/obj/effect/equip_e/human/done()	//TODO: And rewrite this :< ~Carn
+	if(!source || !target)						return
+	if(source.loc != s_loc)						return
+	if(target.loc != t_loc)						return
+	if(LinkBlocked(s_loc,t_loc))				return
+	if(item && source.equipped() != item)		return
+	if ((source.restrained() || source.stat))	return
+	switch(place)
+		if("mask")
+			if (target.wear_mask)
+				if(istype(target.wear_mask, /obj/item/clothing)&& !target.wear_mask:canremove)
+					return
+				var/obj/item/clothing/W = target.wear_mask
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					if (W)
+						W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+						W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if (istype(item, /obj/item/clothing/mask))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.wear_mask = item
+					item.loc = target
+					target.update_inv_wear_mask(0)
+/*		if("headset")
+			if (target.w_radio)
+				var/obj/item/W = target.w_radio
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+			else
+				if (istype(item, /obj/item/device/radio/headset))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.w_radio = item
+					item.loc = target*/
+		if("gloves")
+			if (target.gloves)
+				if(istype(target.gloves, /obj/item/clothing)&& !target.gloves:canremove)
+					return
+				var/obj/item/clothing/W = target.gloves
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if (istype(item, /obj/item/clothing/gloves))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.gloves = item
+					item.loc = target
+					target.update_inv_gloves(0)
+		if("eyes")
+			if (target.glasses)
+				if(istype(target.glasses, /obj/item/clothing)&& !target.glasses:canremove)
+					return
+				var/obj/item/W = target.glasses
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if (istype(item, /obj/item/clothing/glasses))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.glasses = item
+					item.loc = target
+					target.update_inv_glasses(0)
+		if("belt")
+			if (target.belt)
+				var/obj/item/W = target.belt
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if ((istype(item, /obj) && (item.slot_flags & SLOT_BELT) && target.w_uniform))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.belt = item
+					item.loc = target
+					target.update_inv_belt(0)
+		if("s_store")
+			if (target.s_store)
+				var/obj/item/W = target.s_store
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if (istype(item, /obj) && target.wear_suit)
+					var/confirm
+					for(var/i=1, i<=target.wear_suit.allowed.len, i++)
+		//				world << "[target.wear_suit.allowed[i]] and [W.type]"
+						if (findtext("[item.type]","[target.wear_suit.allowed[i]]") || istype(item, /obj/item/device/pda) || istype(item, /obj/item/weapon/pen))
+							confirm = 1
+							break
+					if (!confirm) return
+					else
+						source.drop_item()
+						loc = target
+						item.layer = 20
+						target.s_store = item
+						item.loc = target
+						target.update_inv_s_store(0)
+		if("head")
+			if (target.head)
+				if(istype(target.head, /obj/item/clothing)&& !target.head:canremove)
+					return
+				var/obj/item/W = target.head
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if (istype(item, /obj/item/clothing/head))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.head = item
+					item.loc = target
+					target.update_inv_head(0)
+		if("ears")
+			if (target.ears)
+				if(istype(target.ears, /obj/item/clothing)&& !target.ears:canremove)
+					return
+				var/obj/item/W = target.ears
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if( istype(item, /obj/item/clothing/ears) || istype(item, /obj/item/device/radio/headset) )
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.ears = item
+					item.loc = target
+					target.update_inv_ears(0)
+		if("shoes")
+			if (target.shoes)
+				if(istype(target.shoes, /obj/item/clothing)&& !target.shoes:canremove)
+					return
+				var/obj/item/W = target.shoes
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if (istype(item, /obj/item/clothing/shoes))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.shoes = item
+					item.loc = target
+					target.update_inv_shoes(0)
+		if("l_hand")
+			if (istype(target, /obj/item/clothing/suit/straight_jacket))
+				//SN src = null
+				del(src)
+				return
+			if (target.l_hand)
+				var/obj/item/W = target.l_hand
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+					W.dropped(target)			//dropped sometimes deletes src so put it last
+			else
+				if(istype(item, /obj/item))
+					source.drop_item()
+					if(item)
+						loc = target
+						item.layer = 20
+						target.l_hand = item
+						item.loc = target
+						item.add_fingerprint(target)
+						target.update_inv_l_hand(0)
+		if("r_hand")
+			if (istype(target, /obj/item/clothing/suit/straight_jacket))
+				//SN src = null
+				del(src)
+				return
+			if (target.r_hand)
+				var/obj/item/W = target.r_hand
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+					W.dropped(target)			//dropped sometimes deletes src so put it last
+			else
+				if (istype(item, /obj/item))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					if (item)
+						item.layer = 20
+						target.r_hand = item
+						item.loc = target
+						item.add_fingerprint(target)
+						target.update_inv_r_hand(0)
+		if("uniform")
+			if (target.w_uniform)
+				if(istype(target.w_uniform, /obj/item/clothing)&& !target.w_uniform:canremove)
+					return
+				var/obj/item/W = target.w_uniform
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+				W = target.l_store
+				if (W)
+					target.u_equip(W)
+					if (target.client)
+						target.client.screen -= W
+					if (W)
+						W.loc = target.loc
+						W.dropped(target)
+						W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+				W = target.r_store
+				if (W)
+					target.u_equip(W)
+					if (target.client)
+						target.client.screen -= W
+					if (W)
+						W.loc = target.loc
+						W.dropped(target)
+						W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+				W = target.wear_id
+				if (W)
+					target.u_equip(W)
+					if (target.client)
+						target.client.screen -= W
+					if (W)
+						W.loc = target.loc
+						W.dropped(target)
+						W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+			else
+				if (istype(item, /obj/item/clothing/under))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.w_uniform = item
+					item.loc = target
+					target.update_inv_w_uniform(0)
+		if("suit")
+			if(target.wear_suit)
+				var/obj/item/W = target.wear_suit
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if (istype(item, /obj/item/clothing/suit))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.wear_suit = item
+					item.loc = target
+					target.update_inv_wear_suit(0)
+		if("id")
+			if (target.wear_id)
+				var/obj/item/W = target.wear_id
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if (((istype(item, /obj/item/weapon/card/id)||istype(item, /obj/item/device/pda)) && target.w_uniform))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.wear_id = item
+					item.loc = target
+					target.update_inv_wear_id(0)
+		if("back")
+			if (target.back)
+				var/obj/item/W = target.back
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if ((istype(item, /obj/item) && (item.slot_flags & SLOT_BACK) ))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.back = item
+					item.loc = target
+					target.update_inv_back(0)
+		if("handcuff")
+			if (target.handcuffed)
+				var/obj/item/W = target.handcuffed
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if (istype(item, /obj/item/weapon/handcuffs))
+					target.drop_from_slot(target.r_hand)
+					target.drop_from_slot(target.l_hand)
+					source.drop_item()
+					target.handcuffed = item
+					item.loc = target
+					target.update_inv_handcuffed(0)
+		if("CPR")
+			if (target.cpr_time >= world.time + 30)
+				//SN src = null
+				del(src)
+				return
+			if ((target.health >= -99.0 && target.health < 0))
+				target.cpr_time = world.time
+				var/suff = min(target.getOxyLoss(), 7)
+				target.adjustOxyLoss(-suff)
+				target.updatehealth()
+				for(var/mob/O in viewers(source, null))
+					O.show_message(text("\red [] performs CPR on []!", source, target), 1)
+				target << "\blue <b>You feel a breath of fresh air enter your lungs. It feels good.</b>"
+				source << "\red Repeat every 7 seconds AT LEAST."
+/*		if("fuel")
+			var/obj/item/weapon/fuel/S = item
+			if (!( istype(S, /obj/item/weapon/fuel) ))
+				//SN src = null
+				del(src)
+				return
+			if (S.s_time >= world.time + 30)
+				//SN src = null
+				del(src)
+				return
+			S.s_time = world.time
+			var/a = S.content
+			for(var/mob/O in viewers(source, null))
+				O.show_message(text("\red [source] forced [target] to eat the [a]!"), 1)
+			S.injest(target)	*/
+		if("dnainjector")
+			var/obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/S = item
+			if(item)
+				item.add_fingerprint(source)
+				item:inject(target, null)
+				if (!( istype(S, /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector) ))
+					//SN src = null
+					del(src)
+					return
+				if (S.s_time >= world.time + 30)
+					//SN src = null
+					del(src)
+					return
+				S.s_time = world.time
+				for(var/mob/O in viewers(source, null))
+					O.show_message(text("\red [] injects [] with the DNA Injector!", source, target), 1)
+		if("pockets")
+			if (target.l_store)
+				var/obj/item/W = target.l_store
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			if (target.r_store)
+				var/obj/item/W = target.r_store
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+					W.add_fingerprint(source)
+		if("internal")
+			if (target.internal)
+				target.internal.add_fingerprint(source)
+				target.internal = null
+				if (target.internals)
+					target.internals.icon_state = "internal0"
+			else
+				if (!( istype(target.wear_mask, /obj/item/clothing/mask) ))
+					return
+				else
+					if (istype(target.back, /obj/item/weapon/tank))
+						target.internal = target.back
+					else if (istype(target.s_store, /obj/item/weapon/tank))
+						target.internal = target.s_store
+					else if (istype(target.belt, /obj/item/weapon/tank))
+						target.internal = target.belt
+					if (target.internal)
+						for(var/mob/M in viewers(target, 1))
+							M.show_message(text("[] is now running on internals.", target), 1)
+						target.internal.add_fingerprint(source)
+						if (target.internals)
+							target.internals.icon_state = "internal1"
+	//update overlays
+//	source.update_icons()
+	if(target)
+		target.update_icons()
+
+	spawn(0)	// <-- not sure why this spawn is here
+		if(source)
+			if(source.machine == target)
+				target.show_inv(source)
+	del(src)
+	return
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/db_click(text, t1)
+	var/obj/item/W = equipped()
+	var/emptyHand = (W == null)
+	if(emptyHand)
+		usr.next_move = usr.prev_move
+		usr:lastDblClick -= 3	//permit the double-click redirection to proceed.
+	else
+		if( !istype(W, /obj/item) )		return
+
+	switch(text)
+		if("mask")
+			if(wear_mask)
+				if(emptyHand)
+					wear_mask.DblClick()
+				return
+			if (!( W.slot_flags & SLOT_MASK ))
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			wear_mask = W
+			if(wear_mask && (wear_mask.flags & BLOCKHAIR))
+				update_hair(0)	//rebuild hair
+			W.equipped(src, text)
+			update_inv_wear_mask()
+		if("back")
+			if (back)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					back.DblClick()
+				return
+			if (!istype(W, /obj/item))
+				return
+			if (!( W.slot_flags & SLOT_BACK ))
+				return
+			if(istype(W,/obj/item/weapon/twohanded) && W:wielded)
+				usr << "<span class='warning'>Unwield the [initial(W.name)] first!</span>"
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			back = W
+			W.equipped(src, text)
+			update_inv_back()
+/*		if("headset")
+			if (ears)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					ears.DblClick()
+				return
+			if (!( istype(W, /obj/item/device/radio/headset) ))
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			w_radio = W
+			W.equipped(src, text) */
+		if("o_clothing")
+			if (wear_suit)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					wear_suit.DblClick()
+				return
+			if (!istype(W, /obj/item))
+				return
+			if (!( W.slot_flags & SLOT_OCLOTHING ))
+				return
+			if ((FAT in src.mutations) && !(W.flags & ONESIZEFITSALL))
+				src << "\red You're too fat to wear the [W.name]!"
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			wear_suit = W
+			W.equipped(src, text)
+			update_inv_wear_suit()
+		if("gloves")
+			if (gloves)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					gloves.DblClick()
+				return
+			if (!istype(W, /obj/item))
+				return
+			if (!( W.slot_flags & SLOT_GLOVES ))
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			gloves = W
+			W.equipped(src, text)
+			update_inv_gloves()
+		if("shoes")
+			if (shoes)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					shoes.DblClick()
+				return
+			if (!istype(W, /obj/item))
+				return
+			if (!( W.slot_flags & SLOT_FEET ))
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			shoes = W
+			W.equipped(src, text)
+			update_inv_shoes()
+		if("belt")
+			if (belt)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					belt.DblClick()
+				return
+			if (!w_uniform)
+				return
+			if (!istype(W, /obj/item))
+				return
+			if (!( W.slot_flags & SLOT_BELT ))
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			belt = W
+			W.equipped(src, text)
+			update_inv_belt()
+		if("eyes")
+			if (glasses)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					glasses.DblClick()
+				return
+			if (!istype(W, /obj/item))
+				return
+			if (!( W.slot_flags & SLOT_EYES ))
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			glasses = W
+			W.equipped(src, text)
+			update_inv_glasses()
+		if("head")
+			if (head)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					head.DblClick()
+				return
+			if (!istype(W, /obj/item))
+				return
+			if (!( W.slot_flags & SLOT_HEAD ))
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			head = W
+			if(head.flags & BLOCKHAIR)
+				//rebuild hair
+				update_hair(0)
+			if(istype(W,/obj/item/clothing/head/kitty))
+				W.update_icon(src)
+			W.equipped(src, text)
+			update_inv_head()
+		if("ears")
+			if (ears)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					ears.DblClick()
+				return
+			if (!istype(W, /obj/item))
+				return
+			if (!( W.slot_flags & SLOT_EARS ))
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			ears = W
+			W.equipped(src, text)
+			update_inv_ears()
+		if("i_clothing")
+			if (w_uniform)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					w_uniform.DblClick()
+				return
+			if (!istype(W, /obj/item))
+				return
+			if (!( W.slot_flags & SLOT_ICLOTHING ))
+				return
+			if ((FAT in src.mutations) && !(W.flags & ONESIZEFITSALL))
+				src << "\red You're too fat to wear the [W.name]!"
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			w_uniform = W
+			W.equipped(src, text)
+			update_inv_w_uniform()
+		if("id")
+			if (wear_id)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					wear_id.DblClick()
+				return
+			if (!w_uniform)
+				return
+			if (!istype(W, /obj/item))
+				return
+			if (!( W.slot_flags & SLOT_ID ))
+				return
+			u_equip(W)
+			wear_id = W
+			W.equipped(src, text)
+			update_inv_wear_id()
+		if("storage1")
+			if (l_store)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					l_store.DblClick()
+				return
+			if (!w_uniform)
+				return
+			if (!istype(W, /obj/item))
+				return
+			if ( ( W.slot_flags & SLOT_DENYPOCKET ) )
+				return
+			if ( W.w_class <= 2 || ( W.slot_flags & SLOT_POCKET ) )
+				u_equip(W)
+				l_store = W
+				update_inv_pockets()
+		if("storage2")
+			if (r_store)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					r_store.DblClick()
+				return
+			if (!w_uniform)
+				return
+			if (!istype(W, /obj/item))
+				return
+			if ( ( W.slot_flags & SLOT_DENYPOCKET ) )
+				return
+			if ( W.w_class <= 2 || ( W.slot_flags & SLOT_POCKET ) )
+				u_equip(W)
+				r_store = W
+				update_inv_pockets()
+		if("suit storage")
+			if (s_store)
+				if (emptyHand)
+					s_store.DblClick()
+				return
+			var/confirm
+			if (wear_suit)
+				if(!wear_suit.allowed)
+					usr << "You somehow have a suit with no defined allowed items for suit storage, stop that."
+					return
+				if (istype(W, /obj/item/device/pda) || istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/pen))
+					confirm = 1
+				if (is_type_in_list(W, wear_suit.allowed))
+					confirm = 1
+			if (!confirm) return
+			else
+				u_equip(W)
+				s_store = W
+				update_inv_s_store()
+	return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/monkey/inventory.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/monkey/inventory.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..dfb461e054e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/monkey/inventory.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,182 @@
+/obj/effect/equip_e/monkey/process()
+	if (item)
+		item.add_fingerprint(source)
+	if (!( item ))
+		switch(place)
+			if("head")
+				if (!( target.wear_mask ))
+					del(src)
+					return
+			if("l_hand")
+				if (!( target.l_hand ))
+					del(src)
+					return
+			if("r_hand")
+				if (!( target.r_hand ))
+					del(src)
+					return
+			if("back")
+				if (!( target.back ))
+					del(src)
+					return
+			if("handcuff")
+				if (!( target.handcuffed ))
+					del(src)
+					return
+			if("internal")
+				if ((!( (istype(target.wear_mask, /obj/item/clothing/mask) && istype(target.back, /obj/item/weapon/tank) && !( target.internal )) ) && !( target.internal )))
+					del(src)
+					return
+
+	if (item)
+		for(var/mob/O in viewers(target, null))
+			if ((O.client && !( O.blinded )))
+				O.show_message(text("\red <B>[] is trying to put a [] on []</B>", source, item, target), 1)
+	else
+		var/message = null
+		switch(place)
+			if("mask")
+				if(istype(target.wear_mask, /obj/item/clothing)&&!target.wear_mask:canremove)
+					message = text("\red <B>[] fails to take off \a [] from []'s body!</B>", source, target.wear_mask, target)
+				else
+					message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off \a [] from []'s head!</B>", source, target.wear_mask, target)
+			if("l_hand")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off a [] from []'s left hand!</B>", source, target.l_hand, target)
+			if("r_hand")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off a [] from []'s right hand!</B>", source, target.r_hand, target)
+			if("back")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to take off a [] from []'s back!</B>", source, target.back, target)
+			if("handcuff")
+				message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to unhandcuff []!</B>", source, target)
+			if("internal")
+				if (target.internal)
+					message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to remove []'s internals</B>", source, target)
+				else
+					message = text("\red <B>[] is trying to set on []'s internals.</B>", source, target)
+			else
+		for(var/mob/M in viewers(target, null))
+			M.show_message(message, 1)
+	spawn( 30 )
+		done()
+		return
+	return
+
+/obj/effect/equip_e/monkey/done()
+	if(!source || !target)						return
+	if(source.loc != s_loc)						return
+	if(target.loc != t_loc)						return
+	if(LinkBlocked(s_loc,t_loc))				return
+	if(item && source.equipped() != item)	return
+	if ((source.restrained() || source.stat))	return
+	switch(place)
+		if("mask")
+			if (target.wear_mask)
+				if(istype(target.wear_mask, /obj/item/clothing)&& !target.wear_mask:canremove)
+					return
+				var/obj/item/W = target.wear_mask
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+				W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if (istype(item, /obj/item/clothing/mask))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.wear_mask = item
+					item.loc = target
+		if("l_hand")
+			if (target.l_hand)
+				var/obj/item/W = target.l_hand
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+				W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if (istype(item, /obj/item))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.l_hand = item
+					item.loc = target
+		if("r_hand")
+			if (target.r_hand)
+				var/obj/item/W = target.r_hand
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+				W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if (istype(item, /obj/item))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.r_hand = item
+					item.loc = target
+		if("back")
+			if (target.back)
+				var/obj/item/W = target.back
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+				W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if ((istype(item, /obj/item) && item.slot_flags & SLOT_BACK ))
+					source.drop_item()
+					loc = target
+					item.layer = 20
+					target.back = item
+					item.loc = target
+		if("handcuff")
+			if (target.handcuffed)
+				var/obj/item/W = target.handcuffed
+				target.u_equip(W)
+				if (target.client)
+					target.client.screen -= W
+				if (W)
+					W.loc = target.loc
+					W.dropped(target)
+					W.layer = initial(W.layer)
+				W.add_fingerprint(source)
+			else
+				if (istype(item, /obj/item/weapon/handcuffs))
+					source.drop_item()
+					target.handcuffed = item
+					item.loc = target
+		if("internal")
+			if (target.internal)
+				target.internal.add_fingerprint(source)
+				target.internal = null
+			else
+				if (target.internal)
+					target.internal = null
+				if (!( istype(target.wear_mask, /obj/item/clothing/mask) ))
+					return
+				else
+					if (istype(target.back, /obj/item/weapon/tank))
+						target.internal = target.back
+						target.internal.add_fingerprint(source)
+						for(var/mob/M in viewers(target, 1))
+							if ((M.client && !( M.blinded )))
+								M.show_message(text("[] is now running on internals.", target), 1)
+		else
+	source.regenerate_icons()
+	target.regenerate_icons()
+	del(src)
+	return
\ No newline at end of file