diff --git a/code/defines/procs/helper_list.dm b/code/defines/procs/helper_list.dm
index 736605ca711..cfc9a6edefe 100644
--- a/code/defines/procs/helper_list.dm
+++ b/code/defines/procs/helper_list.dm
@@ -173,6 +173,29 @@ proc/listclearnulls(list/list)
 			K += item
 	return K
 
+//Mergesort: divides up the list into halves to begin the sort
+/proc/sortKey(var/list/client/L, var/order = 1)
+	if(isnull(L) || L.len < 2)
+		return L
+	var/middle = L.len / 2 + 1
+	return mergeKey(sortKey(L.Copy(0,middle)), sortKey(L.Copy(middle)), order)
+
+//Mergsort: does the actual sorting and returns the results back to sortAtom
+/proc/mergeKey(var/list/client/L, var/list/client/R, var/order = 1)
+	var/Li=1
+	var/Ri=1
+	var/list/result = new()
+	while(Li <= L.len && Ri <= R.len)
+		var/client/rL = L[Li]
+		var/client/rR = R[Ri]
+		if(sorttext(rL.ckey, rR.ckey) == order)
+			result += L[Li++]
+		else
+			result += R[Ri++]
+
+	if(Li <= L.len)
+		return (result + L.Copy(Li, 0))
+	return (result + R.Copy(Ri, 0))
 
 //Mergesort: divides up the list into halves to begin the sort
 /proc/sortAtom(var/list/atom/L, var/order = 1)
diff --git a/code/defines/procs/helpers.dm b/code/defines/procs/helpers.dm
index 352900fe04b..655bba34a79 100644
--- a/code/defines/procs/helpers.dm
+++ b/code/defines/procs/helpers.dm
@@ -403,30 +403,31 @@ Turf and target are seperate in case you want to teleport some distance from a t
 
 	return creatures
 
-//Orders mobs by type
+//Orders mobs by type then by name
 /proc/sortmobs()
 	var/list/moblist = list()
-	for(var/mob/living/silicon/ai/M in mob_list)
+	var/list/sortmob = sortAtom(mob_list)
+	for(var/mob/living/silicon/ai/M in sortmob)
 		moblist.Add(M)
-	for(var/mob/living/silicon/pai/M in mob_list)
+	for(var/mob/living/silicon/pai/M in sortmob)
 		moblist.Add(M)
-	for(var/mob/living/silicon/robot/M in mob_list)
+	for(var/mob/living/silicon/robot/M in sortmob)
 		moblist.Add(M)
-	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/M in mob_list)
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/M in sortmob)
 		moblist.Add(M)
-	for(var/mob/living/carbon/brain/M in mob_list)
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/brain/M in sortmob)
 		moblist.Add(M)
-	for(var/mob/living/carbon/alien/M in mob_list)
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/alien/M in sortmob)
 		moblist.Add(M)
-	for(var/mob/dead/observer/M in mob_list)
+	for(var/mob/dead/observer/M in sortmob)
 		moblist.Add(M)
-	for(var/mob/new_player/M in mob_list)
+	for(var/mob/new_player/M in sortmob)
 		moblist.Add(M)
-	for(var/mob/living/carbon/monkey/M in mob_list)
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/monkey/M in sortmob)
 		moblist.Add(M)
-	for(var/mob/living/carbon/metroid/M in mob_list)
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/metroid/M in sortmob)
 		moblist.Add(M)
-	for(var/mob/living/simple_animal/M in mob_list)
+	for(var/mob/living/simple_animal/M in sortmob)
 		moblist.Add(M)
 //	for(var/mob/living/silicon/hivebot/M in world)
 //		mob_list.Add(M)
@@ -766,6 +767,17 @@ proc/anim(turf/location as turf,target as mob|obj,a_icon,a_icon_state as text,fl
 	if(A.vars.Find(lowertext(varname))) return 1
 	else return 0
 
+//Returns: all the areas in the world
+/proc/return_areas()
+	var/list/area/areas = list()
+	for(var/area/A in world)
+		areas += A
+	return areas
+
+//Returns: all the areas in the world, sorted.
+/proc/return_sorted_areas()
+	return sortAtom(return_areas())
+
 //Takes: Area type as text string or as typepath OR an instance of the area.
 //Returns: A list of all areas of that type in the world.
 /proc/get_areas(var/areatype)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/uplinks.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/uplinks.dm
index 30705c12060..74fb96ba94b 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/uplinks.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/uplinks.dm
@@ -276,6 +276,7 @@ A list of items and costs is stored under the datum of every game mode, alongsid
 	name = "Hidden Uplink."
 	desc = "There is something wrong if you're examining this."
 	var/active = 0
+	var/list/purchase_log = list()
 
 // The hidden uplink MUST be inside an obj/item's contents.
 /obj/item/device/uplink/hidden/New()
@@ -336,6 +337,7 @@ A list of items and costs is stored under the datum of every game mode, alongsid
 			if(ishuman(usr))
 				var/mob/living/carbon/human/A = usr
 				A.put_in_any_hand_if_possible(I)
+			purchase_log += "[usr] ([usr.ckey]) bought [I]."
 	interact(usr)
 	return
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/grille.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/grille.dm
index 3b6dbceef8c..6498103be3b 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/grille.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/grille.dm
@@ -36,6 +36,9 @@
 		del(src)
 		return
 
+	Bumped(atom/user)
+		if(ismob(user)) shock(user, 70)
+
 
 	meteorhit(var/obj/M)
 		if (M.icon_state == "flaming")
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/admin.dm b/code/modules/admin/admin.dm
index c474f1247d1..dc954c675c5 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/admin.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/admin.dm
@@ -3009,7 +3009,7 @@ var/global/BSACooldown = 0
 	feedback_add_details("admin_verb","SA") //If you are copy-pasting this, ensure the 2nd parameter is unique to the new proc!
 
 
-/obj/admins/proc/show_traitor_panel(var/mob/M in mob_list)
+/obj/admins/proc/show_traitor_panel(var/mob/M in sortmobs())
 	set category = "Admin"
 	set desc = "Edit mobs's memory and role"
 	set name = "Show Traitor Panel"
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminjump.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminjump.dm
index b5adf4391f3..052ade953e7 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminjump.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminjump.dm
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-/client/proc/Jump(var/area/A in world)
+/client/proc/Jump(var/area/A in return_sorted_areas())
 	set name = "Jump to Area"
 	set desc = "Area to jump to"
 	set category = "Admin"
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@
 		alert("Admin jumping disabled")
 	return
 
-/client/proc/jumptomob(var/mob/M in mob_list)
+/client/proc/jumptomob(var/mob/M in sortmobs())
 	set category = "Admin"
 	set name = "Jump to Mob"
 
@@ -84,7 +84,7 @@
 		var/list/keys = list()
 		for(var/mob/M in player_list)
 			keys += M.client
-		var/selection = input("Please, select a player!", "Admin Jumping", null, null) as null|anything in keys
+		var/selection = input("Please, select a player!", "Admin Jumping", null, null) as null|anything in sortKey(keys)
 		if(!selection)
 			return
 		var/mob/M = selection:mob
@@ -95,7 +95,7 @@
 	else
 		alert("Admin jumping disabled")
 
-/client/proc/Getmob(var/mob/M in mob_list)
+/client/proc/Getmob(var/mob/M in sortmobs())
 	set category = "Admin"
 	set name = "Get Mob"
 	set desc = "Mob to teleport"
@@ -123,7 +123,7 @@
 		var/list/keys = list()
 		for(var/mob/M in player_list)
 			keys += M.client
-		var/selection = input("Please, select a player!", "Admin Jumping", null, null) as null|anything in keys
+		var/selection = input("Please, select a player!", "Admin Jumping", null, null) as null|anything in sortKey(keys)
 		if(!selection)
 			return
 		var/mob/M = selection:mob
@@ -138,7 +138,7 @@
 	else
 		alert("Admin jumping disabled")
 
-/client/proc/sendmob(var/mob/M in mob_list, var/area/A in world)
+/client/proc/sendmob(var/mob/M in sortmobs(), var/area/A in return_sorted_areas())
 	set category = "Admin"
 	set name = "Send Mob"
 	if(!src.holder)