diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/changeling/changeling.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/changeling/changeling.dm
index 19ceefe907d..b8f97d37ce1 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/changeling/changeling.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/changeling/changeling.dm
@@ -10,46 +10,6 @@
 	required_enemies = 1
 
 	uplink_welcome = "Syndicate Uplink Console:"
-	uplink_items = {"Highly Visible and Dangerous Weapons;
-/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile:6:Revolver;
-/obj/item/ammo_magazine/a357:2:Ammo-357;
-/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/crossbow:5:Energy Crossbow;
-/obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword:4:Energy Sword;
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/syndicate:10:Syndicate Bundle;
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/emp_kit:4:5 EMP Grenades;
-Whitespace:Seperator;
-Stealthy and Inconspicuous Weapons;
-/obj/item/weapon/pen/sleepypen:3:Sleepy Pen;
-/obj/item/weapon/soap/syndie:1:Syndicate Soap;
-/obj/item/weapon/cartridge/syndicate:3:Detomatix PDA Cartridge;
-Whitespace:Seperator;
-Stealth and Camouflage Items;
-/obj/item/clothing/under/chameleon:3:Chameleon Jumpsuit;
-/obj/item/clothing/shoes/syndigaloshes:2:No-Slip Syndicate Shoes;
-/obj/item/weapon/card/id/syndicate:3:Agent ID card;
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/voice:4:Voice Changer;
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/thermal:4:Thermal Imaging Glasses;
-/obj/item/device/chameleon:4:Chameleon-Projector;
-/obj/item/weapon/stamperaser:1:Stamp Remover;
-Whitespace:Seperator;
-Devices and Tools;
-/obj/item/weapon/card/emag:3:Cryptographic Sequencer;
-/obj/item/device/hacktool:4:Hacktool;
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/toolbox/syndicate:1:Fully Loaded Toolbox;
-/obj/item/weapon/aiModule/syndicate:7:Hacked AI Upload Module;
-/obj/item/device/radio/headset/traitor:3:Headset with Binary Translator;
-/obj/item/weapon/plastique:2:C-4;
-/obj/item/device/powersink:5:Powersink (DANGER!);
-/obj/machinery/singularity_beacon/syndicate:7:Singularity Beacon (DANGER!);
-Whitespace:Seperator;
-Implants;
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/syndie_kit/imp_freedom:3:Freedom Implant;
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/syndie_kit/imp_compress:5:Compressed Matter Implant;
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/syndie_kit/imp_explosive:6:Explosive Implant;
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/syndie_kit/imp_uplink:10:Uplink Implant (Contains 5 Telecrystals);
-Whitespace:Seperator;
-Badassery;
-/obj/item/toy/syndicateballoon:10:For showing that You Are The BOSS (Useless Balloon);"}
 	uplink_uses = 10
 
 	var