diff --git a/code/datums/wires/airlock.dm b/code/datums/wires/airlock.dm
index 8fb989a8a4f..a464f71d86b 100644
--- a/code/datums/wires/airlock.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wires/airlock.dm
@@ -21,9 +21,9 @@ var/const/AIRLOCK_WIRE_SAFETY = 512
 var/const/AIRLOCK_WIRE_SPEED = 1024
 var/const/AIRLOCK_WIRE_LIGHT = 2048
 
-/datum/wires/airlock/CanUse(var/mob/living/L)
+/datum/wires/airlock/CanUse(mob/living/L)
 	var/obj/machinery/door/airlock/A = holder
-	if(!istype(L, /mob/living/silicon))
+	if(!issilicon(L))
 		if(A.isElectrified())
 			if(A.shock(L, 100))
 				return 0
@@ -31,20 +31,20 @@ var/const/AIRLOCK_WIRE_LIGHT = 2048
 		return 1
 	return 0
 
-/datum/wires/airlock/GetInteractWindow()
+/datum/wires/airlock/get_status()
+	. = ..()
 	var/obj/machinery/door/airlock/A = holder
 	var/haspower = A.arePowerSystemsOn()
-	. += ..()
-	. += text("<br>\n[]<br>\n[]<br>\n[]<br>\n[]<br>\n[]<br>\n[]<br>\n[]", 
-	(A.locked ? "The door bolts have fallen!" : "The door bolts look up."),
-	((A.lights && haspower) ? "The door bolt lights are on." : "The door bolt lights are off!"),
-	((haspower) ? "The test light is on." : "The test light is off!"),
-	((A.aiControlDisabled==0 && !A.emagged && haspower) ? "The 'AI control allowed' light is on." : "The 'AI control allowed' light is off."),
-	((A.safe==0 && haspower) ? "The 'Check Wiring' light is on." : "The 'Check Wiring' light is off."),
-	((A.normalspeed==0 && haspower) ? "The 'Check Timing Mechanism' light is on." : "The 'Check Timing Mechanism' light is off."),
-	((A.emergency && haspower) ? "The emergency lights are on." : "The emergency lights are off."))
 
-/datum/wires/airlock/UpdateCut(var/index, var/mended)
+	. += "The door bolts [A.locked ? "have fallen!" : "look up."]"
+	. += "The door bolt lights are [(A.lights && haspower) ? "on." : "off!"]"
+	. +=  "The test light is [haspower ? "on." : "off!"]"
+	. += "The 'AI control allowed' light is [(A.aiControlDisabled == 0 && !A.emagged && haspower) ? "on" : "off"]."
+	. += "The 'Check Wiring' light is [(A.safe == 0 && haspower) ? "on" : "off"]."
+	. += "The 'Check Timing Mechanism' light is [(A.normalspeed == 0 && haspower) ? "on" : "off"]."
+	. += "The emergency lights are [(A.emergency && haspower) ? "on" : "off"]."
+
+/datum/wires/airlock/UpdateCut(index, mended)
 
 	var/obj/machinery/door/airlock/A = holder
 	switch(index)
@@ -114,7 +114,7 @@ var/const/AIRLOCK_WIRE_LIGHT = 2048
 			A.lights = mended
 			A.update_icon()
 
-/datum/wires/airlock/UpdatePulsed(var/index)
+/datum/wires/airlock/UpdatePulsed(index)
 
 	var/obj/machinery/door/airlock/A = holder
 	switch(index)
diff --git a/code/datums/wires/alarm.dm b/code/datums/wires/alarm.dm
index a31d075ecc7..e087fcc9578 100644
--- a/code/datums/wires/alarm.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wires/alarm.dm
@@ -10,18 +10,20 @@ var/const/AALARM_WIRE_AI_CONTROL = 8
 var/const/AALARM_WIRE_AALARM = 16
 
 
-/datum/wires/alarm/CanUse(var/mob/living/L)
+/datum/wires/alarm/CanUse(mob/living/L)
 	var/obj/machinery/alarm/A = holder
 	if(A.wiresexposed)
 		return 1
 	return 0
 
-/datum/wires/alarm/GetInteractWindow()
+/datum/wires/alarm/get_status()
+	. = ..()
 	var/obj/machinery/alarm/A = holder
-	. += ..()
-	. += text("<br>\n[(A.locked ? "The Air Alarm is locked." : "The Air Alarm is unlocked.")]<br>\n[((A.shorted || (A.stat & (NOPOWER|BROKEN))) ? "The Air Alarm is offline." : "The Air Alarm is working properly!")]<br>\n[(A.aidisabled ? "The 'AI control allowed' light is off." : "The 'AI control allowed' light is on.")]")
+	. += "The Air Alarm is [A.locked ? "" : "un"]locked."
+	. += "The Air Alarm is [(A.shorted || (A.stat & (NOPOWER|BROKEN))) ? "offline." : "working properly!"]"
+	. += "The 'AI control allowed' light is [A.aidisabled ? "off" : "on"]."
 
-/datum/wires/alarm/UpdateCut(var/index, var/mended)
+/datum/wires/alarm/UpdateCut(index, mended)
 	var/obj/machinery/alarm/A = holder
 	switch(index)
 		if(AALARM_WIRE_IDSCAN)
@@ -51,7 +53,7 @@ var/const/AALARM_WIRE_AALARM = 16
 				A.post_alert(2)
 			A.update_icon()
 
-/datum/wires/alarm/UpdatePulsed(var/index)
+/datum/wires/alarm/UpdatePulsed(index)
 	var/obj/machinery/alarm/A = holder
 	switch(index)
 		if(AALARM_WIRE_IDSCAN)
diff --git a/code/datums/wires/apc.dm b/code/datums/wires/apc.dm
index ff566bb7e6d..5f8d423557d 100644
--- a/code/datums/wires/apc.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wires/apc.dm
@@ -7,19 +7,21 @@ var/const/APC_WIRE_MAIN_POWER1 = 2
 var/const/APC_WIRE_MAIN_POWER2 = 4
 var/const/APC_WIRE_AI_CONTROL = 8
 
-/datum/wires/apc/GetInteractWindow()
+/datum/wires/apc/get_status()
+	. = ..()
 	var/obj/machinery/power/apc/A = holder
-	. += ..()
-	. += text("<br>\n[(A.locked ? "The APC is locked." : "The APC is unlocked.")]<br>\n[(A.shorted ? "The APCs power has been shorted." : "The APC is working properly!")]<br>\n[(A.aidisabled ? "The 'AI control allowed' light is off." : "The 'AI control allowed' light is on.")]")
+	. += "The APC is [A.locked ? "" : "un"]locked."
+	. += A.shorted ? "The APCs power has been shorted." : "The APC is working properly!"
+	. += "The 'AI control allowed' light is [A.aidisabled ? "off" : "on"]."
 
 
-/datum/wires/apc/CanUse(var/mob/living/L)
+/datum/wires/apc/CanUse(mob/living/L)
 	var/obj/machinery/power/apc/A = holder
 	if(A.wiresexposed)
 		return 1
 	return 0
 
-/datum/wires/apc/UpdatePulsed(var/index)
+/datum/wires/apc/UpdatePulsed(index)
 
 	var/obj/machinery/power/apc/A = holder
 
@@ -53,7 +55,7 @@ var/const/APC_WIRE_AI_CONTROL = 8
 
 	A.updateDialog()
 
-/datum/wires/apc/UpdateCut(var/index, var/mended)
+/datum/wires/apc/UpdateCut(index, mended)
 	var/obj/machinery/power/apc/A = holder
 
 	switch(index)
diff --git a/code/datums/wires/autolathe.dm b/code/datums/wires/autolathe.dm
index 011c2f9dc90..204082cb12c 100644
--- a/code/datums/wires/autolathe.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wires/autolathe.dm
@@ -1,5 +1,4 @@
 /datum/wires/autolathe
-
 	holder_type = /obj/machinery/autolathe
 	wire_count = 10
 
@@ -7,10 +6,12 @@ var/const/AUTOLATHE_HACK_WIRE = 1
 var/const/AUTOLATHE_SHOCK_WIRE = 2
 var/const/AUTOLATHE_DISABLE_WIRE = 4
 
-/datum/wires/autolathe/GetInteractWindow()
+/datum/wires/autolathe/get_status()
+	. = ..()
 	var/obj/machinery/autolathe/A = holder
-	. += ..()
-	. += text("<BR>The red light is [A.disabled ? "off" : "on"].<BR>The green light is [A.shocked ? "off" : "on"].<BR>The blue light is [A.hacked ? "off" : "on"].<BR>")
+	. += "The red light is [A.disabled ? "off" : "on"]."
+	. += "The green light is [A.shocked ? "off" : "on"]."
+	. += "The blue light is [A.hacked ? "off" : "on"]."
 
 /datum/wires/autolathe/CanUse()
 	var/obj/machinery/autolathe/A = holder
diff --git a/code/datums/wires/camera.dm b/code/datums/wires/camera.dm
index f6ffd2ed427..a90c2aeaf79 100644
--- a/code/datums/wires/camera.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wires/camera.dm
@@ -5,17 +5,15 @@
 	holder_type = /obj/machinery/camera
 	wire_count = 6
 
-/datum/wires/camera/GetInteractWindow()
-
+/datum/wires/camera/get_status()
 	. = ..()
 	var/obj/machinery/camera/C = holder
-	. += "<br>\n[(C.view_range == initial(C.view_range) ? "The focus light is on." : "The focus light is off.")]"
-	. += "<br>\n[(C.can_use() ? "The power link light is on." : "The power link light is off.")]"
-	. += "<br>\n[(C.light_disabled ? "The camera light is off." : "The camera light is on.")]"
-	. += "<br>\n[(C.alarm_on ? "The alarm light is on." : "The alarm light is off.")]"
-	return .
+	. += "The focus light is [(C.view_range == initial(C.view_range)) ? "on" : "off"]."
+	. += "The power link light is [C.can_use() ? "on" : "off"]."
+	. += "The camera light is [C.light_disabled ? "off" : "on"]."
+	. += "The alarm light is [C.alarm_on ? "on" : "off"]."
 
-/datum/wires/camera/CanUse(var/mob/living/L)
+/datum/wires/camera/CanUse(mob/living/L)
 	var/obj/machinery/camera/C = holder
 	if(!C.panel_open)
 		return 0
@@ -28,7 +26,7 @@ var/const/CAMERA_WIRE_ALARM = 8
 var/const/CAMERA_WIRE_NOTHING1 = 16
 var/const/CAMERA_WIRE_NOTHING2 = 32
 
-/datum/wires/camera/UpdateCut(var/index, var/mended)
+/datum/wires/camera/UpdateCut(index, mended)
 	var/obj/machinery/camera/C = holder
 
 	switch(index)
@@ -50,7 +48,7 @@ var/const/CAMERA_WIRE_NOTHING2 = 32
 				C.cancelCameraAlarm()
 	return
 
-/datum/wires/camera/UpdatePulsed(var/index)
+/datum/wires/camera/UpdatePulsed(index)
 	var/obj/machinery/camera/C = holder
 	if(IsIndexCut(index))
 		return
diff --git a/code/datums/wires/explosive.dm b/code/datums/wires/explosive.dm
index d653729dfd3..16e418a3625 100644
--- a/code/datums/wires/explosive.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wires/explosive.dm
@@ -6,12 +6,12 @@ var/const/WIRE_EXPLODE = 1
 /datum/wires/explosive/proc/explode()
 	return
 
-/datum/wires/explosive/UpdatePulsed(var/index)
+/datum/wires/explosive/UpdatePulsed(index)
 	switch(index)
 		if(WIRE_EXPLODE)
 			explode()
 
-/datum/wires/explosive/UpdateCut(var/index, var/mended)
+/datum/wires/explosive/UpdateCut(index, mended)
 	switch(index)
 		if(WIRE_EXPLODE)
 			if(!mended)
@@ -20,10 +20,10 @@ var/const/WIRE_EXPLODE = 1
 /datum/wires/explosive/gibtonite
 	holder_type = /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/required/gibtonite
 
-/datum/wires/explosive/gibtonite/CanUse(var/mob/living/L)
+/datum/wires/explosive/gibtonite/CanUse(mob/living/L)
 	return 1
 
-/datum/wires/explosive/gibtonite/UpdateCut(var/index, var/mended)
+/datum/wires/explosive/gibtonite/UpdateCut(index, mended)
 	return
 
 /datum/wires/explosive/gibtonite/explode()
diff --git a/code/datums/wires/mulebot.dm b/code/datums/wires/mulebot.dm
index 7b59479720d..d8b70f436d7 100644
--- a/code/datums/wires/mulebot.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wires/mulebot.dm
@@ -13,19 +13,13 @@ var/const/WIRE_REMOTE_RX = 64		// remote recv functions
 var/const/WIRE_REMOTE_TX = 128	// remote trans status
 var/const/WIRE_BEACON_RX = 256	// beacon ping recv
 
-/datum/wires/mulebot/CanUse(var/mob/living/L)
+/datum/wires/mulebot/CanUse(mob/living/L)
 	var/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/mulebot/M = holder
 	if(M.open)
 		return 1
 	return 0
 
-// So the wires do not open a new window, handle the interaction ourselves.
-/datum/wires/mulebot/Interact(var/mob/living/user)
-	if(CanUse(user))
-		var/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/mulebot/M = holder
-		M.interact(user)
-
-/datum/wires/mulebot/UpdatePulsed(var/index)
+/datum/wires/mulebot/UpdatePulsed(index)
 	switch(index)
 		if(WIRE_POWER1, WIRE_POWER2)
 			holder.visible_message("\blue [bicon(holder)] The charge light flickers.")
diff --git a/code/datums/wires/nuclearbomb.dm b/code/datums/wires/nuclearbomb.dm
index 0297bea8508..f8bad15f11b 100644
--- a/code/datums/wires/nuclearbomb.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wires/nuclearbomb.dm
@@ -7,20 +7,20 @@ var/const/NUCLEARBOMB_WIRE_LIGHT		= 1
 var/const/NUCLEARBOMB_WIRE_TIMING		= 2
 var/const/NUCLEARBOMB_WIRE_SAFETY		= 4
 
-/datum/wires/nuclearbomb/CanUse(var/mob/living/L)
+/datum/wires/nuclearbomb/CanUse(mob/living/L)
 	var/obj/machinery/nuclearbomb/N = holder
 	if(N.panel_open)
 		return 1
 	return 0
 
-/datum/wires/nuclearbomb/GetInteractWindow()
+/datum/wires/nuclearbomb/get_status()
+	. = ..()
 	var/obj/machinery/nuclearbomb/N = holder
-	. += ..()
-	. += "<BR>The device is [N.timing ? "shaking!" : "still."]<BR>"
-	. += "The device is is [N.safety ? "quiet" : "whirring"].<BR>"
-	. += "The lights are [N.lighthack ? "static" : "functional"].<BR>"
+	. += "The device is [N.timing ? "shaking!" : "still."]"
+	. += "The device is is [N.safety ? "quiet" : "whirring"]."
+	. += "The lights are [N.lighthack ? "static" : "functional"]."
 
-/datum/wires/nuclearbomb/UpdatePulsed(var/index)
+/datum/wires/nuclearbomb/UpdatePulsed(index)
 	var/obj/machinery/nuclearbomb/N = holder
 	switch(index)
 		if(NUCLEARBOMB_WIRE_LIGHT)
@@ -45,7 +45,7 @@ var/const/NUCLEARBOMB_WIRE_SAFETY		= 4
 							N.icon_state = "nuclearbomb1"
 				else
 					N.visible_message("\blue The [N] emits a quiet whirling noise!")
-				
+
 /datum/wires/nuclearbomb/UpdateCut(var/index, var/mended)
 	var/obj/machinery/nuclearbomb/N = holder
 	switch(index)
diff --git a/code/datums/wires/particle_accelerator.dm b/code/datums/wires/particle_accelerator.dm
index 53a166a79e7..f7bf79976dd 100644
--- a/code/datums/wires/particle_accelerator.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wires/particle_accelerator.dm
@@ -8,13 +8,13 @@ var/const/PARTICLE_INTERFACE_WIRE = 4 // Determines the interface showing up.
 var/const/PARTICLE_LIMIT_POWER_WIRE = 8 // Determines how strong the PA can be.
 //var/const/PARTICLE_NOTHING_WIRE = 16 // Blank wire
 
-/datum/wires/particle_acc/control_box/CanUse(var/mob/living/L)
+/datum/wires/particle_acc/control_box/CanUse(mob/living/L)
 	var/obj/machinery/particle_accelerator/control_box/C = holder
 	if(C.construction_state == 2)
 		return 1
 	return 0
 
-/datum/wires/particle_acc/control_box/UpdatePulsed(var/index)
+/datum/wires/particle_acc/control_box/UpdatePulsed(index)
 	var/obj/machinery/particle_accelerator/control_box/C = holder
 	switch(index)
 
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@ var/const/PARTICLE_LIMIT_POWER_WIRE = 8 // Determines how strong the PA can be.
 		if(PARTICLE_LIMIT_POWER_WIRE)
 			C.visible_message("[bicon(C)]<b>[C]</b> makes a large whirring noise.")
 
-/datum/wires/particle_acc/control_box/UpdateCut(var/index, var/mended)
+/datum/wires/particle_acc/control_box/UpdateCut(index, mended)
 	var/obj/machinery/particle_accelerator/control_box/C = holder
 	switch(index)
 
diff --git a/code/datums/wires/radio.dm b/code/datums/wires/radio.dm
index 6c2fb9713da..b1580d7f103 100644
--- a/code/datums/wires/radio.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wires/radio.dm
@@ -6,13 +6,13 @@ var/const/WIRE_SIGNAL = 1
 var/const/WIRE_RECEIVE = 2
 var/const/WIRE_TRANSMIT = 4
 
-/datum/wires/radio/CanUse(var/mob/living/L)
+/datum/wires/radio/CanUse(mob/living/L)
 	var/obj/item/device/radio/R = holder
 	if(R.b_stat)
 		return 1
 	return 0
 
-/datum/wires/radio/UpdatePulsed(var/index)
+/datum/wires/radio/UpdatePulsed(index)
 	var/obj/item/device/radio/R = holder
 	switch(index)
 		if(WIRE_SIGNAL)
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ var/const/WIRE_TRANSMIT = 4
 		if(WIRE_TRANSMIT)
 			R.broadcasting = !R.broadcasting && !IsIndexCut(WIRE_SIGNAL)
 
-/datum/wires/radio/UpdateCut(var/index, var/mended)
+/datum/wires/radio/UpdateCut(index, mended)
 	var/obj/item/device/radio/R = holder
 	switch(index)
 		if(WIRE_SIGNAL)
diff --git a/code/datums/wires/robot.dm b/code/datums/wires/robot.dm
index 082cdd9d6d6..e361805caef 100644
--- a/code/datums/wires/robot.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wires/robot.dm
@@ -19,16 +19,15 @@ var/const/BORG_WIRE_CAMERA      = 4
 var/const/BORG_WIRE_AI_CONTROL  = 8  // Not used on MoMMIs
 var/const/BORG_WIRE_LAWCHECK    = 16 // Not used on MoMMIs
 
-/datum/wires/robot/GetInteractWindow()
-
+/datum/wires/robot/get_status()
 	. = ..()
 	var/mob/living/silicon/robot/R = holder
-	. += text("<br>\n[(R.lawupdate ? "The LawSync light is on." : "The LawSync light is off.")]<br>\n[(R.connected_ai ? "The AI link light is on." : "The AI link light is off.")]")
-	. += text("<br>\n[((!isnull(R.camera) && R.camera.status == 1) ? "The Camera light is on." : "The Camera light is off.")]<br>\n")
-	. += text("<br>\n[(R.lockcharge ? "The lockdown light is on." : "The lockdown light is off.")]")
-	return .
+	. += "The LawSync light is [R.lawupdate ? "on" : "off"]."
+	. += "The AI link light is [R.connected_ai ? "on" : "off"]."
+	. += "The Camera light is [(R.camera && R.camera.status == 1) ? "on" : "off"]."
+	. += "The lockdown light is [R.lockcharge ? "on" : "off"]."
 
-/datum/wires/robot/UpdateCut(var/index, var/mended)
+/datum/wires/robot/UpdateCut(index, mended)
 
 	var/mob/living/silicon/robot/R = holder
 	switch(index)
@@ -59,7 +58,7 @@ var/const/BORG_WIRE_LAWCHECK    = 16 // Not used on MoMMIs
 			R.SetLockdown(!mended)
 
 
-/datum/wires/robot/UpdatePulsed(var/index)
+/datum/wires/robot/UpdatePulsed(index)
 
 	var/mob/living/silicon/robot/R = holder
 	switch(index)
@@ -77,7 +76,7 @@ var/const/BORG_WIRE_LAWCHECK    = 16 // Not used on MoMMIs
 		if(BORG_WIRE_LOCKED_DOWN)
 			R.SetLockdown(!R.lockcharge) // Toggle
 
-/datum/wires/robot/CanUse(var/mob/living/L)
+/datum/wires/robot/CanUse(mob/living/L)
 	var/mob/living/silicon/robot/R = holder
 	if(R.wiresexposed)
 		return 1
diff --git a/code/datums/wires/smartfridge.dm b/code/datums/wires/smartfridge.dm
index b611497e796..4c6a7c68637 100644
--- a/code/datums/wires/smartfridge.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wires/smartfridge.dm
@@ -10,9 +10,9 @@ var/const/SMARTFRIDGE_WIRE_ELECTRIFY	= 1
 var/const/SMARTFRIDGE_WIRE_THROW		= 2
 var/const/SMARTFRIDGE_WIRE_IDSCAN		= 4
 
-/datum/wires/smartfridge/CanUse(var/mob/living/L)
+/datum/wires/smartfridge/CanUse(mob/living/L)
 	var/obj/machinery/smartfridge/S = holder
-	if(!istype(L, /mob/living/silicon))
+	if(!issilicon(L))
 		if(S.seconds_electrified)
 			if(S.shock(L, 100))
 				return 0
@@ -20,14 +20,14 @@ var/const/SMARTFRIDGE_WIRE_IDSCAN		= 4
 		return 1
 	return 0
 
-/datum/wires/smartfridge/GetInteractWindow()
+/datum/wires/smartfridge/get_status()
+	. = ..()
 	var/obj/machinery/smartfridge/S = holder
-	. += ..()
-	. += "<BR>The orange light is [S.seconds_electrified ? "off" : "on"].<BR>"
-	. += "The red light is [S.shoot_inventory ? "off" : "blinking"].<BR>"
-	. += "A [S.scan_id ? "purple" : "yellow"] light is on.<BR>"
+	. += "The orange light is [S.seconds_electrified ? "off" : "on"]."
+	. += "The red light is [S.shoot_inventory ? "off" : "blinking"]."
+	. += "A [S.scan_id ? "purple" : "yellow"] light is on."
 
-/datum/wires/smartfridge/UpdatePulsed(var/index)
+/datum/wires/smartfridge/UpdatePulsed(index)
 	var/obj/machinery/smartfridge/S = holder
 	switch(index)
 		if(SMARTFRIDGE_WIRE_THROW)
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@ var/const/SMARTFRIDGE_WIRE_IDSCAN		= 4
 		if(SMARTFRIDGE_WIRE_IDSCAN)
 			S.scan_id = !S.scan_id
 
-/datum/wires/smartfridge/UpdateCut(var/index, var/mended)
+/datum/wires/smartfridge/UpdateCut(index, mended)
 	var/obj/machinery/smartfridge/S = holder
 	switch(index)
 		if(SMARTFRIDGE_WIRE_THROW)
diff --git a/code/datums/wires/syndicatebomb.dm b/code/datums/wires/syndicatebomb.dm
index 3fa81883fce..b0a7b172727 100644
--- a/code/datums/wires/syndicatebomb.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wires/syndicatebomb.dm
@@ -10,13 +10,13 @@ var/const/WIRE_PROCEED = 8		// Lowers the timer, explodes if cut while the bomb
 var/const/WIRE_ACTIVATE = 16	// Will start a bombs timer if pulsed, will hint if pulsed while already active, will stop a timer a bomb on cut
 
 
-/datum/wires/syndicatebomb/CanUse(var/mob/living/L)
+/datum/wires/syndicatebomb/CanUse(mob/living/L)
 	var/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/P = holder
 	if(P.open_panel)
 		return 1
 	return 0
 
-/datum/wires/syndicatebomb/UpdatePulsed(var/index)
+/datum/wires/syndicatebomb/UpdatePulsed(index)
 	var/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/P = holder
 	switch(index)
 		if(WIRE_BOOM)
@@ -48,7 +48,7 @@ var/const/WIRE_ACTIVATE = 16	// Will start a bombs timer if pulsed, will hint if
 				P.loc.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[bicon(holder)] The bomb seems to hesitate for a moment.</span>")
 				P.timer += 5
 
-/datum/wires/syndicatebomb/UpdateCut(var/index, var/mended)
+/datum/wires/syndicatebomb/UpdateCut(index, mended)
 	var/obj/machinery/syndicatebomb/P = holder
 	switch(index)
 		if(WIRE_EXPLODE)
diff --git a/code/datums/wires/vending.dm b/code/datums/wires/vending.dm
index 574c7961e09..119c81272c6 100644
--- a/code/datums/wires/vending.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wires/vending.dm
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ var/const/VENDING_WIRE_CONTRABAND = 2
 var/const/VENDING_WIRE_ELECTRIFY = 4
 var/const/VENDING_WIRE_IDSCAN = 8
 
-/datum/wires/vending/CanUse(var/mob/living/L)
+/datum/wires/vending/CanUse(mob/living/L)
 	var/obj/machinery/vending/V = holder
 	if(!istype(L, /mob/living/silicon))
 		if(V.seconds_electrified)
@@ -19,15 +19,15 @@ var/const/VENDING_WIRE_IDSCAN = 8
 		return 1
 	return 0
 
-/datum/wires/vending/GetInteractWindow()
+/datum/wires/vending/get_status()
+	. = ..()
 	var/obj/machinery/vending/V = holder
-	. += ..()
-	. += "<BR>The orange light is [V.seconds_electrified ? "on" : "off"].<BR>"
-	. += "The red light is [V.shoot_inventory ? "off" : "blinking"].<BR>"
-	. += "The green light is [(V.categories & CAT_HIDDEN) ? "on" : "off"].<BR>"
-	. += "A [V.scan_id ? "purple" : "yellow"] light is on.<BR>"
+	. += "The orange light is [V.seconds_electrified ? "on" : "off"]."
+	. += "The red light is [V.shoot_inventory ? "off" : "blinking"]."
+	. += "The green light is [(V.categories & CAT_HIDDEN) ? "on" : "off"]."
+	. += "A [V.scan_id ? "purple" : "yellow"] light is on."
 
-/datum/wires/vending/UpdatePulsed(var/index)
+/datum/wires/vending/UpdatePulsed(index)
 	var/obj/machinery/vending/V = holder
 	switch(index)
 		if(VENDING_WIRE_THROW)
@@ -39,7 +39,7 @@ var/const/VENDING_WIRE_IDSCAN = 8
 		if(VENDING_WIRE_IDSCAN)
 			V.scan_id = !V.scan_id
 
-/datum/wires/vending/UpdateCut(var/index, var/mended)
+/datum/wires/vending/UpdateCut(index, mended)
 	var/obj/machinery/vending/V = holder
 	switch(index)
 		if(VENDING_WIRE_THROW)
diff --git a/code/datums/wires/wires.dm b/code/datums/wires/wires.dm
index 6d8866640e4..afafc1737f4 100644
--- a/code/datums/wires/wires.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wires/wires.dm
@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ var/list/wireColours = list("red", "blue", "green", "black", "orange", "brown",
 	var/window_x = 370
 	var/window_y = 470
 
-/datum/wires/New(var/atom/holder)
+/datum/wires/New(atom/holder)
 	..()
 	src.holder = holder
 	if(!istype(holder, holder_type))
@@ -68,106 +68,97 @@ var/list/wireColours = list("red", "blue", "green", "black", "orange", "brown",
 		src.wires[colour] = index
 		//wires = shuffle(wires)
 
+/datum/wires/proc/get_status()
+	return list()
 
-/datum/wires/proc/Interact(var/mob/living/user)
+/datum/wires/proc/Interact(mob/living/user)
+	if(user && istype(user) && holder && CanUse(user))
+		ui_interact(user)
 
-	var/html = null
-	if(holder && CanUse(user))
-		html = GetInteractWindow()
-	if(html)
-		user.set_machine(holder)
-	else
-		user.unset_machine()
-		// No content means no window.
-		user << browse(null, "window=wires")
-		return
-	var/datum/browser/popup = new(user, "wires", holder.name, window_x, window_y)
-	popup.set_content(html)
-	popup.set_title_image(user.browse_rsc_icon(holder.icon, holder.icon_state))
-	popup.open()
+/datum/wires/ui_interact(mob/user, ui_key = "main", var/datum/nanoui/ui = null, var/force_open = 1)
+	ui = nanomanager.try_update_ui(user, src, ui_key, ui, force_open)
+	if(!ui)
+		ui = new(user, src, ui_key, "wires.tmpl", holder.name, window_x, window_y)
+		ui.open()
 
-/datum/wires/proc/GetInteractWindow()
-	var/html = "<div class='block'>"
-	html += "<h3>Exposed Wires</h3>"
-	html += "<table[table_options]>"
+/datum/wires/ui_data(mob/user, ui_key = "main", datum/topic_state/state = default_state)
+	var/data[0]
 
+	var/list/W[0]
 	for(var/colour in wires)
-		html += "<tr>"
-		html += "<td[row_options1]><font color='[colour]'>[capitalize(colour)]</font></td>"
-		html += "<td[row_options2]>"
-		html += "<A href='?src=[UID()];action=1;cut=[colour]'>[IsColourCut(colour) ? "Mend" :  "Cut"]</A>"
-		html += " <A href='?src=[UID()];action=1;pulse=[colour]'>Pulse</A>"
-		html += " <A href='?src=[UID()];action=1;attach=[colour]'>[IsAttached(colour) ? "Detach" : "Attach"] Signaller</A></td></tr>"
-	html += "</table>"
-	html += "</div>"
+		W[++W.len] = list("colour" = capitalize(colour), "cut" = IsColourCut(colour), "attached" = IsAttached(colour))
 
-	return html
+	if(W.len > 0)
+		data["wires"] = W
+
+	var/list/status = get_status()
+	data["status_len"] = status.len
+	data["status"] = status
+
+	return data
+
+/datum/wires/nano_host()
+	return holder
 
 /datum/wires/Topic(href, href_list)
-	..()
+	if(..())
+		return 1
+
 	if(in_range(holder, usr) && isliving(usr))
 
 		var/mob/living/L = usr
 		if(CanUse(L) && href_list["action"])
 			var/obj/item/I = L.get_active_hand()
+			var/colour = lowertext(href_list["wire"])
 			holder.add_hiddenprint(L)
-			if(href_list["cut"]) // Toggles the cut/mend status
-				if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/wirecutters))
-					playsound(holder, 'sound/items/Wirecutter.ogg', 20, 1)
-					var/colour = href_list["cut"]
-					CutWireColour(colour)
-				else
-					to_chat(L, "<span class='error'>You need wirecutters!</span>")
-
-			else if(href_list["pulse"])
-				if(istype(I, /obj/item/device/multitool))
-					playsound(holder, 'sound/weapons/empty.ogg', 20, 1)
-					var/colour = href_list["pulse"]
-					PulseColour(colour)
-				else
-					to_chat(L, "<span class='error'>You need a multitool!</span>")
-
-			else if(href_list["attach"])
-				var/colour = href_list["attach"]
-				// Detach
-				if(IsAttached(colour))
-					var/obj/item/O = Detach(colour)
-					if(O)
-						L.put_in_hands(O)
-
-				// Attach
-				else
-					if(istype(I, /obj/item/device/assembly/signaler))
-						L.drop_item()
-						Attach(colour, I)
+			switch(href_list["action"])
+				if("cut") // Toggles the cut/mend status
+					if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/wirecutters))
+						playsound(holder, 'sound/items/Wirecutter.ogg', 20, 1)
+						CutWireColour(colour)
 					else
-						to_chat(L, "<span class='error'>You need a remote signaller!</span>")
+						to_chat(L, "<span class='error'>You need wirecutters!</span>")
+				if("pulse")
+					if(istype(I, /obj/item/device/multitool))
+						playsound(holder, 'sound/weapons/empty.ogg', 20, 1)
+						PulseColour(colour)
+					else
+						to_chat(L, "<span class='error'>You need a multitool!</span>")
+				if("attach")
+					if(IsAttached(colour))
+						var/obj/item/O = Detach(colour)
+						if(O)
+							L.put_in_hands(O)
+					else
+						if(istype(I, /obj/item/device/assembly/signaler))
+							L.drop_item()
+							Attach(colour, I)
+						else
+							to_chat(L, "<span class='error'>You need a remote signaller!</span>")
 
-
-
-
-		// Update Window
-			Interact(usr)
-
-	if(href_list["close"])
-		usr << browse(null, "window=wires")
-		usr.unset_machine(holder)
+	nanomanager.update_uis(src)
+	return 1
 
 //
 // Overridable Procs
 //
 
 // Called when wires cut/mended.
-/datum/wires/proc/UpdateCut(var/index, var/mended)
+/datum/wires/proc/UpdateCut(index, mended)
 	return
 
 // Called when wire pulsed. Add code here.
-/datum/wires/proc/UpdatePulsed(var/index)
+/datum/wires/proc/UpdatePulsed(index)
 	return
 
-/datum/wires/proc/CanUse(var/mob/living/L)
+/datum/wires/proc/CanUse(mob/living/L)
 	return 1
 
+/datum/wires/CanUseTopic(mob/user, datum/topic_state/state)
+	if(!CanUse(user))
+		return STATUS_CLOSE
+	return ..()
+
 // Example of use:
 /*
 
@@ -194,15 +185,15 @@ var/const/POWER = 8
 // Helper Procs
 //
 
-/datum/wires/proc/PulseColour(var/colour)
+/datum/wires/proc/PulseColour(colour)
 	PulseIndex(GetIndex(colour))
 
-/datum/wires/proc/PulseIndex(var/index)
+/datum/wires/proc/PulseIndex(index)
 	if(IsIndexCut(index))
 		return
 	UpdatePulsed(index)
 
-/datum/wires/proc/GetIndex(var/colour)
+/datum/wires/proc/GetIndex(colour)
 	if(wires[colour])
 		var/index = wires[colour]
 		return index
@@ -213,28 +204,28 @@ var/const/POWER = 8
 // Is Index/Colour Cut procs
 //
 
-/datum/wires/proc/IsColourCut(var/colour)
+/datum/wires/proc/IsColourCut(colour)
 	var/index = GetIndex(colour)
 	return IsIndexCut(index)
 
-/datum/wires/proc/IsIndexCut(var/index)
+/datum/wires/proc/IsIndexCut(index)
 	return (index & wires_status)
 
 //
 // Signaller Procs
 //
 
-/datum/wires/proc/IsAttached(var/colour)
+/datum/wires/proc/IsAttached(colour)
 	if(signallers[colour])
 		return 1
 	return 0
 
-/datum/wires/proc/GetAttached(var/colour)
+/datum/wires/proc/GetAttached(colour)
 	if(signallers[colour])
 		return signallers[colour]
 	return null
 
-/datum/wires/proc/Attach(var/colour, var/obj/item/device/assembly/signaler/S)
+/datum/wires/proc/Attach(colour, obj/item/device/assembly/signaler/S)
 	if(colour && S)
 		if(!IsAttached(colour))
 			signallers[colour] = S
@@ -242,7 +233,7 @@ var/const/POWER = 8
 			S.connected = src
 			return S
 
-/datum/wires/proc/Detach(var/colour)
+/datum/wires/proc/Detach(colour)
 	if(colour)
 		var/obj/item/device/assembly/signaler/S = GetAttached(colour)
 		if(S)
@@ -252,7 +243,7 @@ var/const/POWER = 8
 			return S
 
 
-/datum/wires/proc/Pulse(var/obj/item/device/assembly/signaler/S)
+/datum/wires/proc/Pulse(obj/item/device/assembly/signaler/S)
 
 	for(var/colour in signallers)
 		if(S == signallers[colour])
@@ -264,11 +255,11 @@ var/const/POWER = 8
 // Cut Wire Colour/Index procs
 //
 
-/datum/wires/proc/CutWireColour(var/colour)
+/datum/wires/proc/CutWireColour(colour)
 	var/index = GetIndex(colour)
 	CutWireIndex(index)
 
-/datum/wires/proc/CutWireIndex(var/index)
+/datum/wires/proc/CutWireIndex(index)
 	if(IsIndexCut(index))
 		wires_status &= ~index
 		UpdateCut(index, 1)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/radio.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/radio.dm
index 419ba6cc5bc..ff1389067bd 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/radio.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/radio.dm
@@ -180,11 +180,6 @@ var/global/list/default_medbay_channels = list(
 /mob/dead/observer/has_internal_radio_channel_access(var/mob/user, var/list/req_one_accesses)
 	return can_admin_interact()
 
-/obj/item/device/radio/proc/text_wires()
-	if(b_stat)
-		return wires.GetInteractWindow()
-	return
-
 /obj/item/device/radio/proc/ToggleBroadcast()
 	broadcasting = !broadcasting && !(wires.IsIndexCut(WIRE_TRANSMIT) || wires.IsIndexCut(WIRE_SIGNAL))
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/mulebot.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/mulebot.dm
index 14f7030243e..ef0be0f4568 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/mulebot.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/bot/mulebot.dm
@@ -311,7 +311,7 @@
 			else
 				dat += "<A href='?src=[UID()];op=cellinsert'>Removed</A><BR>"
 
-			dat += wires.GetInteractWindow()
+			wires.ui_interact(user)
 		else
 			dat += "<div class='notice'>The bot is in maintenance mode and cannot be controlled.</div><BR>"
 
diff --git a/nano/templates/wires.tmpl b/nano/templates/wires.tmpl
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..cce49b84f95
--- /dev/null
+++ b/nano/templates/wires.tmpl
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+<div class="statusDisplay">
+	<table style='width:100%;'>
+		{{for data.wires}}
+			<tr>
+			<td style='color: {{:value.colour}};'>{{:value.colour}}</a>
+			<td class='floatRight'>
+			{{:helper.link(value.cut ? 'Mend' : 'Cut', null, {'action' : 'cut', 'wire' : value.colour})}}
+			{{:helper.link('Pulse', null, {'action' : 'pulse', 'wire' : value.colour})}}
+			{{:helper.link(value.attached ? 'Detach' : 'Attach', null, {'action' : 'attach', 'wire' : value.colour})}}
+			</td>
+			</tr>
+		{{/for}}
+	</table>
+</div>
+{{if data.status_len}}
+	<hr>
+	<div class="statusDisplay">
+		<div class="item">
+		{{for data.status}}
+			<div class='line'>{{:value}}</div>
+		{{/for}}
+		</div>
+	</div>
+{{/if}}