diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
index 5a7cd55cbdc..683b0eac149 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/toys.dm
@@ -10,7 +10,6 @@
  *		Toy Nuke
  *		Card Deck
  *		Therapy dolls
- *		Toddler doll
  *		Inflatable duck
  *		Foam armblade
  *		Mini Gibber
@@ -438,14 +437,6 @@
 	item_state = "egg3" // It's the green egg in items_left/righthand
 	item_color = "green"
 
-/obj/item/toddler
-	icon_state = "toddler"
-	name = "toddler"
-	desc = "This baby looks almost real. Wait, did it just burp?"
-	force = 5
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
-	slot_flags = SLOT_FLAG_BACK
-
 
 //This should really be somewhere else but I don't know where. w/e
 
diff --git a/code/modules/economy/merch_items.dm b/code/modules/economy/merch_items.dm
index 1951ab3cd0d..4b2c97487d5 100644
--- a/code/modules/economy/merch_items.dm
+++ b/code/modules/economy/merch_items.dm
@@ -124,12 +124,6 @@
 	cost = 500
 	category = MERCH_CAT_TOY
 
-/datum/merch_item/baby
-	name = "Toddler"
-	desc = "This baby looks almost real. Wait, did it just burp?"
-	typepath = /obj/item/toddler
-	cost = 500
-	category = MERCH_CAT_TOY
 
 /datum/merch_item/flag_slime
 	name = "Slime People Flag"
diff --git a/icons/obj/items.dmi b/icons/obj/items.dmi
index c16c36946ca..c451ab64e09 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/items.dmi and b/icons/obj/items.dmi differ