diff --git a/code/WorkInProgress/organs/organs.dm b/code/WorkInProgress/organs/organs.dm
index a7b7c16d079..de845f1dfeb 100644
--- a/code/WorkInProgress/organs/organs.dm
+++ b/code/WorkInProgress/organs/organs.dm
@@ -103,72 +103,11 @@
 /obj/organ/torso
 	name = "torso"
 	var/maxHealth = 50 //right now, the mob's (only humans for now) health depends only on it. Will be fixed later
-	var/ear_damage = null//Carbon
-	var/cloneloss = 0//Carbon
-	var/nodamage = 0
-//	flags = NOREACT //uncomment this out later
-	var/viruses = list() // replaces var/datum/disease/virus
-	var/list/resistances = list()
-	var/datum/disease/virus = null
-	var/emote_allowed = 1
-	var/sdisabilities = 0//Carbon
-	var/disabilities = 0//Carbon
-	var/monkeyizing = null//Carbon
-	var/lying = 0.0
-	var/resting = 0.0//Carbon
-	var/sleeping = 0.0//Carbon
-	var/oxyloss = 0.0//Living
-	var/toxloss = 0.0//Living
-	var/fireloss = 0.0//Living
-	var/bruteloss = 0.0//Living
-	var/timeofdeath = 0.0//Living
-	var/rejuv = null
-	var/antitoxs = null
-	var/plasma = null
-	var/cpr_time = 1.0//Carbon
-	var/health = 100//Living
-	var/bodytemperature = 310.055	//98.7 F
-	var/bhunger = 0//Carbon
-	var/nutrition = 400.0//Carbon
-	var/overeatduration = 0		// How long this guy is overeating //Carbon
-	var/paralysis = 0.0
-	var/stunned = 0.0
-	var/weakened = 0.0
-	var/losebreath = 0.0//Carbon
-
-	var/obj/item/weapon/storage/s_active = null//Carbon
-	var/inertia_dir = 0
-	var/datum/dna/dna = null//Carbon
-	var/radiation = 0.0//Carbon
-	var/mutations = 0//Carbon
-	//telekinesis = 1
-	//firemut = 2
-	//xray = 4
-	//hulk = 8
-	//clumsy = 16
-	//obese = 32
-	//husk = 64
-/*For ninjas and others. This variable is checked when a mob moves and I guess it was supposed to allow the mob to move
-through dense areas, such as walls. Setting density to 0 does the same thing. The difference here is that
-the mob is also allowed to move without any sort of restriction. For instance, in space or out of holder objects.*/
-//0 is off, 1 is normal, 2 is for ninjas.
-	var/incorporeal_move = 0
-//The last mob/living/carbon to push/drag/grab this mob (mostly used by Metroids friend recognition)
-	var/mob/living/carbon/LAssailant = null
-
-
-
-
 
 /obj/organ/torso/human
 	name = "human torso"
 	species = "human"
 	maxHealth = 100
-	var/underwear = 1//Human
-	var/obj/item/weapon/back = null//Human/Monkey
-	var/obj/item/weapon/tank/internal = null//Human/Monkey
-	var/alien_egg_flag = 0//Have you been infected?
-	var/last_special = 0
 
 	New()
 		..()
@@ -196,14 +135,6 @@ the mob is also allowed to move without any sort of restriction. For instance, i
 	var/minDamage = 5 //punching damage
 	var/maxDamage = 5
 
-	var/atom/movable/pulling = null
-	var/hand = null
-	var/obj/item/weapon/handcuffs/handcuffed = null//Living
-	var/obj/item/l_hand = null//Living
-	var/obj/item/r_hand = null//Living
-	var/in_throw_mode = 0
-//	var/strangleDelay = 1 //The code is a bit too complicated for that right now
-
 /obj/organ/limb/arms/alien
 	name = "alien arms"
 	species = "alien"
@@ -220,15 +151,6 @@ the mob is also allowed to move without any sort of restriction. For instance, i
 /obj/organ/limb/legs
 	name = "legs"
 
-	var/moveRunDelay = 1 //not sure about how that works
-	var/moveWalkDelay = 7
-	//var/knockdownResist = 0
-	var/next_move = null
-	var/prev_move = null
-	var/canmove = 1.0
-	var/obj/structure/stool/buckled = null//Living
-	var/footstep = 1
-
 /obj/organ/limb/legs/human
 	name = "human legs"
 	species = "human"
@@ -241,47 +163,9 @@ the mob is also allowed to move without any sort of restriction. For instance, i
 /obj/organ/head
 	name = "head"
 
-	var/stuttering = null//Carbon
-	var/druggy = 0//Carbon
-	var/confused = 0//Carbon
-	var/drowsyness = 0.0//Carbon
-	var/dizziness = 0//Carbon
-	var/is_dizzy = 0
-	var/is_jittery = 0
-	var/jitteriness = 0//Carbon
-	var/r_epil = 0
-	var/r_ch_cou = 0
-	var/r_Tourette = 0//Carbon
-	var/miming = null //checks if the guy is a mime//Human
-	var/silent = null //Can't talk. Value goes down every life proc.//Human
-	var/voice_name = "unidentifiable voice"
-	var/voice_message = null // When you are not understood by others (replaced with just screeches, hisses, chimpers etc.)
-	var/say_message = null // When you are understood by others. Currently only used by aliens and monkeys in their say_quote procs
-	var/coughedtime = null
-	var/job = null//Living
-	var/const/blindness = 1//Carbon
-	var/const/deafness = 2//Carbon
-	var/const/muteness = 4//Carbon
-	var/brainloss = 0//Carbon
-	var/robot_talk_understand = 0
-	var/alien_talk_understand = 0
-	var/taj_talk_understand = 0
-	var/universal_speak = 0 // Set to 1 to enable the mob to speak to everyone -- TLE
-	var/ear_deaf = null//Carbon
-	var/eye_blind = null//Carbon
-	var/eye_blurry = null//Carbon
-	var/eye_stat = null//Living, potentially Carbon
-	var/blinded = null
-	var/shakecamera = 0
-//Wizard mode, but can be used in other modes thanks to the brand new "Give Spell" badmin button
-	var/obj/proc_holder/spell/list/spell_list = list()
-
-
-
 /obj/organ/head/human
 	name = "human head"
 	species = "human"
-	var/obj/item/clothing/mask/wear_mask = null//Carbon
 
 /obj/organ/head/alien
 	name = "alien head"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm
index 0d769c83559..76b19a0965c 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/humanoid.dm
@@ -121,7 +121,7 @@
 			ear_damage += 15
 			ear_deaf += 60
 
-	bruteloss += b_loss
+	adjustBruteLoss(b_loss)
 	adjustFireLoss(f_loss)
 
 	updatehealth()
@@ -224,7 +224,7 @@
 		if ((M.client && !( M.blinded )))
 			M.show_message(text("\red [] has been hit by []", src, O), 1)
 	if (health > 0)
-		bruteloss += (istype(O, /obj/effect/meteor/small) ? 10 : 25)
+		adjustFireLoss((istype(O, /obj/effect/meteor/small) ? 10 : 25))
 		adjustFireLoss(30)
 
 		updatehealth()
@@ -472,7 +472,7 @@
 			for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
 				if ((O.client && !( O.blinded )))
 					O.show_message(text("\red <B>[M.name] has bit []!</B>", src), 1)
-			bruteloss  += rand(1, 3)
+			adjustBruteLoss(rand(1, 3))
 
 			updatehealth()
 	return
@@ -501,7 +501,7 @@
 				for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
 					if ((O.client && !( O.blinded )))
 						O.show_message(text("\red <B>[M.name] has bit [src]!</B>"), 1)
-				bruteloss  += rand(1, 3)
+				adjustBruteLoss(rand(1, 3))
 				updatehealth()
 	return
 
@@ -526,7 +526,7 @@
 		else
 			damage = rand(5, 35)
 
-		bruteloss += damage
+		adjustBruteLoss(damage)
 
 		if(M.powerlevel > 0)
 			var/stunprob = 10
@@ -566,6 +566,16 @@
 
 	return
 
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/attack_animal(mob/living/simple_animal/M as mob)
+	if(M.melee_damage_upper == 0)
+		M.emote("[M.friendly] [src]")
+	else
+		for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
+			O.show_message("\red <B>[M]</B> [M.attacktext] [src]!", 1)
+		var/damage = rand(M.melee_damage_lower, M.melee_damage_upper)
+		adjustBruteLoss(damage)
+		updatehealth()
+
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/attack_hand(mob/living/carbon/human/M as mob)
 	if (!ticker)
 		M << "You cannot attack people before the game has started."
@@ -672,7 +682,7 @@
 					for(var/mob/O in viewers(M, null))
 						if ((O.client && !( O.blinded )))
 							O.show_message(text("\red <B>[] has weakened []!</B>", M, src), 1, "\red You hear someone fall.", 2)
-				bruteloss += damage
+				adjustBruteLoss(damage)
 				updatehealth()
 			else
 				if(M.type != /mob/living/carbon/human/tajaran)
@@ -741,7 +751,7 @@ In all, this is a lot like the monkey code. /N
 				for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
 					if ((O.client && !( O.blinded )))
 						O.show_message(text("\red <B>[M.name] has bit []!</B>", src), 1)
-				bruteloss += damage
+				adjustBruteLoss(damage)
 				updatehealth()
 			else
 				M << "\green <B>[name] is too injured for that.</B>"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/life.dm
index 9d1f29246f5..3a0d3b6121e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/life.dm
@@ -413,7 +413,7 @@
 				if(src.health <= 20 && prob(1)) spawn(0) emote("gasp")
 
 				//if(!src.rejuv) src.oxyloss++
-				if(!src.reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline")) src.oxyloss++
+				if(!src.reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline")) src.adjustOxyLoss(1)
 
 				if(src.stat != 2)	src.stat = 1
 				Paralyse(5)
@@ -585,5 +585,5 @@
 							continue
 						if(air_master.current_cycle%3==1)
 							if(!M.nodamage)
-								M.bruteloss += 5
+								M.adjustBruteLoss(5)
 							src.nutrition += 10
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen.dm
index ebc027a2411..0fe1620a7a1 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen.dm
@@ -75,7 +75,7 @@
 			if(health >= 250)
 				adjustToxLoss(20)
 			else
-				bruteloss -= 5
+				adjustBruteLoss(-5)
 				adjustFireLoss(-5)
 
 	handle_regular_status_updates()
@@ -99,7 +99,7 @@
 			if(src.health <= 20 && prob(1)) spawn(0) emote("gasp")
 
 			//if(!src.rejuv) src.oxyloss++
-			if(!src.reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline")) src.oxyloss++
+			if(!src.reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline")) src.adjustOxyLoss(1)
 
 			if(src.stat != 2)	src.stat = 1
 			Paralyse(5)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/life.dm
index 1f1e446b401..74fee11c9f1 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/life.dm
@@ -274,7 +274,7 @@
 				if(health >= 25)
 					adjustToxLoss(5)
 				else
-					bruteloss -= 5
+					adjustBruteLoss(-5)
 					adjustFireLoss(-5)
 
 			return
@@ -338,7 +338,7 @@
 				if(health <= 20 && prob(1)) spawn(0) emote("gasp")
 
 				//if(!rejuv) oxyloss++
-				if(!reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline")) oxyloss++
+				if(!reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline")) adjustOxyLoss(1)
 
 				if(stat != 2)	stat = 1
 				Paralyse(5)
@@ -514,5 +514,5 @@
 							continue
 						if(air_master.current_cycle%3==1)
 							if(!M.nodamage)
-								M.bruteloss += 5
+								M.adjustBruteLoss(5)
 							nutrition += 10
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
index 85f435aa96a..13ec9d07430 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
@@ -414,16 +414,16 @@
 				// if(src.health <= 20 && prob(1)) spawn(0) emote("gasp")
 
 				//if(!src.rejuv) src.oxyloss++
-				if(!src.reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline")) src.oxyloss+=10
+				if(!src.reagents.has_reagent("inaprovaline")) src.adjustOxyLoss(10)
 
 				if(src.stat != DEAD)	src.stat = UNCONSCIOUS
 
 			if(prob(30))
-				if(getOxyLoss()>0) oxyloss = max(getOxyLoss()-1, 0)
-				if(getToxLoss()>0) adjustToxLoss(-1)
-				if(getFireLoss()>0) adjustFireLoss(-1)
-				if(cloneloss>0) cloneloss = max(cloneloss-1,0)
-				if(getBruteLoss()>0) bruteloss = max(getBruteLoss()-1,0)
+				adjustOxyLoss(-1)
+				adjustToxLoss(-1)
+				adjustFireLoss(-1)
+				adjustCloneLoss(-1)
+				adjustBruteLoss(-1)
 
 
 			if (src.stat == DEAD)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
index 7cf25f4b493..912b88aa8c4 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/metroid.dm
@@ -174,7 +174,7 @@
 		if(3.0)
 			b_loss += 30
 
-	bruteloss += b_loss
+	adjustBruteLoss(b_loss)
 	adjustFireLoss(f_loss)
 
 	updatehealth()
@@ -214,7 +214,7 @@
 		if ((M.client && !( M.blinded )))
 			M.show_message(text("\red [] has been hit by []", src, O), 1)
 	if (health > 0)
-		bruteloss += (istype(O, /obj/effect/meteor/small) ? 10 : 25)
+		adjustBruteLoss((istype(O, /obj/effect/meteor/small) ? 10 : 25))
 		adjustFireLoss(30)
 
 		updatehealth()
@@ -341,13 +341,24 @@
 		else
 			damage = rand(1, 3)
 
-		bruteloss += damage
+		adjustBruteLoss(damage)
 
 
 		updatehealth()
 
 	return
 
+
+/mob/living/carbon/metroid/attack_animal(mob/living/simple_animal/M as mob)
+	if(M.melee_damage_upper == 0)
+		M.emote("[M.friendly] [src]")
+	else
+		for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
+			O.show_message("\red <B>[M]</B> [M.attacktext] [src]!", 1)
+		var/damage = rand(M.melee_damage_lower, M.melee_damage_upper)
+		adjustBruteLoss(damage)
+		updatehealth()
+
 /mob/living/carbon/metroid/attack_paw(mob/living/carbon/monkey/M as mob)
 	if(!(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/monkey)))	return//Fix for aliens receiving double messages when attacking other aliens.
 
@@ -531,7 +542,7 @@
 					if ((O.client && !( O.blinded )))
 						O.show_message(text("\red <B>[] has [attack_verb]ed []!</B>", M, src), 1)
 
-				bruteloss += damage
+				adjustBruteLoss(damage)
 				updatehealth()
 			else
 				if(M.type != /mob/living/carbon/human/tajaran)
@@ -575,7 +586,7 @@
 					for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
 						if ((O.client && !( O.blinded )))
 							O.show_message(text("\red <B>[] has wounded [name]!</B>", M), 1)
-				bruteloss += damage
+				adjustBruteLoss(damage)
 				updatehealth()
 			else
 				playsound(loc, 'slashmiss.ogg', 25, 1, -1)
@@ -638,7 +649,7 @@
 				for(var/mob/O in viewers(src, null))
 					if ((O.client && !( O.blinded )))
 						O.show_message(text("\red <B>[] has disarmed [name]!</B>", M), 1)
-			bruteloss += damage
+			adjustBruteLoss(damage)
 			updatehealth()
 	return