diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station.dm
index 0c7055d68e0..349b28b6efb 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station.dm
@@ -157,40 +157,6 @@
 /datum/species/vulpkanin/handle_death(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	H.stop_tail_wagging(1)
 
-/datum/species/vulpkanin/handle_reagents(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H, var/datum/reagent/R)
-	if(R.id in list("coco", "hot_coco", "chocolate_milk", "chocolate"))
-		// I have no idea if chocolate is THIS bad for dogs, but I guess this should get the point across
-		if(prob(20))
-			H.emote(pick("twitch","drool", "quiver"))
-		if(prob(10))
-			H.emote("scream")
-			H.drop_l_hand()
-			H.drop_r_hand()
-		if(prob(5))
-			H.confused = max(H.confused, 3)
-		if(prob(15))
-			H.fakevomit()
-		if(prob(2))
-			H.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[H] starts having a seizure!</span>", "<span class='danger'>You have a seizure!</span>")
-			H.Paralyse(5)
-			H.jitteriness = 1000
-		if(R.current_cycle >= 5)
-			H.jitteriness += 10
-		if(R.current_cycle >= 20)
-			if(prob(5))
-				H.emote("collapse")
-		switch(R.current_cycle)
-			if(0 to 60)
-				H.adjustBrainLoss(1)
-				H.adjustToxLoss(1)
-			if(61 to INFINITY)
-				H.adjustBrainLoss(2)
-				H.adjustToxLoss(2)
-				H.Paralyse(5)
-				H.losebreath += 5
-		return 1
-	return ..()
-
 /datum/species/skrell
 	name = "Skrell"
 	name_plural = "Skrell"