diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/inventory.dm b/code/__DEFINES/inventory.dm
index 83db83c329c..cec707b8196 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/inventory.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/inventory.dm
@@ -4,4 +4,7 @@
 #define WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL   3 //Standard backpacks can carry tiny, small & normal items, ex: Fire extinguisher, Stunbaton, Gas Mask, Metal Sheets
 #define WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY    4 //Items that can be weilded or equipped but not stored in an inventory, ex: Defibrillator, Backpack, Space Suits
 #define WEIGHT_CLASS_HUGE     5 //Usually represents objects that require two hands to operate, ex: Shotgun, Two Handed Melee Weapons
-#define WEIGHT_CLASS_GIGANTIC 6 //Essentially means it cannot be picked up or placed in an inventory, ex: Mech Parts, Safe
\ No newline at end of file
+#define WEIGHT_CLASS_GIGANTIC 6 //Essentially means it cannot be picked up or placed in an inventory, ex: Mech Parts, Safe
+
+#define TV_TRIP "trip"
+#define TV_SLIP "slip"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items.dm b/code/game/objects/items.dm
index 9f92bfa87f7..637018f5ab0 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items.dm
@@ -87,6 +87,15 @@ var/global/image/fire_overlay = image("icon" = 'icons/goonstation/effects/fire.d
 	var/sprite_sheets_obj = null //Used to override hardcoded clothing inventory object dmis in human clothing proc.
 	var/list/species_fit = null //This object has a different appearance when worn by these species
 
+	var/trip_verb = TV_TRIP
+	var/trip_bonus = 0
+
+	var/trip_stun = 0
+	var/trip_weaken = 2
+	var/trip_any = FALSE
+	var/trip_walksafe = TRUE
+	var/trip_tiles = 0
+
 /obj/item/New()
 	..()
 	for(var/path in actions_types)
@@ -530,3 +539,14 @@ var/global/image/fire_overlay = image("icon" = 'icons/goonstation/effects/fire.d
 
 /obj/item/proc/is_equivalent(obj/item/I)
 	return I == src
+
+/obj/item/Crossed(atom/movable/AM)
+	if(ishuman(AM))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = AM
+		if(prob(trip_bonus))
+			on_trip(H)
+
+/obj/item/proc/on_trip(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	if(H.slip(src, trip_stun, trip_weaken, trip_tiles, trip_walksafe, trip_any, trip_verb))
+		H.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[H] [trip_verb]s on [src]!</span>")
+		return TRUE
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm
index ad8a30bed07..cc3266c7dee 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm
@@ -8,10 +8,6 @@
 /*
  * Soap
  */
-/obj/item/weapon/soap/Crossed(AM as mob|obj) //EXACTLY the same as bananapeel for now, so it makes sense to put it in the same dm -- Urist
-	if(istype(AM, /mob/living/carbon))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/M = AM
-		M.slip("soap", 4, 2)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/soap/afterattack(atom/target, mob/user, proximity)
 	if(!proximity) return
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/clowngrenade.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/clowngrenade.dm
index c6ab7d376c1..cd89ca61377 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/clowngrenade.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/clowngrenade.dm
@@ -50,24 +50,21 @@
 */
 
 /obj/item/weapon/grown/bananapeel/traitorpeel
+	trip_stun = 0
+	trip_weaken = 7
+	trip_tiles = 4
+	trip_walksafe = FALSE
+
+	trip_bonus = 100
 
 
-/obj/item/weapon/grown/bananapeel/traitorpeel/Crossed(AM as mob|obj)
-	var/burned = rand(2,5)
-	if(istype(AM, /mob/living/carbon))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/M = AM
-		if(ishuman(M))
-			if(isobj(M:shoes))
-				if(M:shoes.flags & NOSLIP)
-					return
-			else
-				to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>Your feet feel like they're on fire!</span>")
-				M.take_overall_damage(0, max(0, (burned - 2)))
-
-		if(!istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/slime) && !isrobot(M))
-			M.slip("banana peel!", 0, 7, 4)
-			M.take_organ_damage(2) // Was 5 -- TLE
-			M.take_overall_damage(0, burned)
+/obj/item/weapon/grown/bananapeel/traitorpeel/on_trip(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		var/burned = rand(2,5)
+		to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your feet feel like they're on fire!</span>")
+		H.take_overall_damage(0, max(0, 2*burned - 2))
+		H.take_organ_damage(2) // Was 5 -- TLE
 
 /obj/item/weapon/grown/bananapeel/traitorpeel/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
 	var/burned = rand(1,3)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/soap.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/soap.dm
index 85dfe4868d0..28ab1028584 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/soap.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/soap.dm
@@ -9,6 +9,13 @@
 	throw_speed = 4
 	throw_range = 20
 	discrete = 1
+
+	trip_stun = 4
+	trip_weaken = 2
+	trip_bonus = 100
+	trip_walksafe = FALSE
+	trip_verb = TV_SLIP
+
 	var/cleanspeed = 50 //slower than mop
 
 /obj/item/weapon/soap/nanotrasen
diff --git a/code/game/turfs/simulated.dm b/code/game/turfs/simulated.dm
index 22ccbecfdf6..61f622c071f 100644
--- a/code/game/turfs/simulated.dm
+++ b/code/game/turfs/simulated.dm
@@ -69,16 +69,16 @@
 
 			switch(src.wet)
 				if(TURF_WET_WATER)
-					if(!(M.slip("wet floor", 4, 2, 0, 1)))
+					if(!(M.slip("wet floor", 4, 2, tilesSlipped = 0, walkSafely = 1)))
 						M.inertia_dir = 0
 						return
 
 				if(TURF_WET_LUBE) //lube
-					M.slip("floor", 0, 5, 3, 0, 1)
+					M.slip("floor", 0, 5, tilesSlipped = 3, walkSafely = 0, slipAny = 1)
 
 
 				if(TURF_WET_ICE) // Ice
-					if(!(prob(30) && M.slip("icy floor", 4, 2, 1, 1)))
+					if(!(prob(30) && M.slip("icy floor", 4, 2, tilesSlipped = 1, walkSafely = 1)))
 						M.inertia_dir = 0
 
 /turf/simulated/ChangeTurf(var/path)
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown.dm
index 130fc2730ac..82abda8e7d6 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown.dm
@@ -131,6 +131,11 @@
 			T.on_cross(src, AM)
 	..()
 
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/on_trip(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	. = ..()
+	if(. && seed)
+		for(var/datum/plant_gene/trait/T in seed.genes)
+			T.on_slip(src, H)
 
 // Glow gene procs
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/generate_trash(atom/location)
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/banana.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/banana.dm
index 8301b021cc4..bb4e61f0d1d 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/banana.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown/banana.dm
@@ -113,9 +113,12 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/grown/bananapeel/specialpeel     //used by /obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes/banana_shoes
 	name = "synthesized banana peel"
 	desc = "A synthetic banana peel."
+	trip_stun = 2
+	trip_weaken = 2
+	trip_bonus = 100
+	trip_walksafe = FALSE
+	trip_verb = TV_SLIP
 
-/obj/item/weapon/grown/bananapeel/specialpeel/Crossed(AM)
-	if(iscarbon(AM))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/carbon = AM
-		if(carbon.slip("[src]", 2, 2))
-			qdel(src)
+/obj/item/weapon/grown/bananapeel/specialpeel/on_trip(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	if(..())
+		qdel(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/growninedible.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/growninedible.dm
index c94706f00e5..1136ec4296b 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/growninedible.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/growninedible.dm
@@ -57,8 +57,14 @@
 			T.on_cross(src, AM)
 	..()
 
+/obj/item/weapon/grown/on_trip(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	. = ..()
+	if(. && seed)
+		for(var/datum/plant_gene/trait/T in seed.genes)
+			T.on_slip(src, H)
+
 /obj/item/weapon/grown/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
 	if(!..()) //was it caught by a mob?
 		if(seed)
 			for(var/datum/plant_gene/trait/T in seed.genes)
-				T.on_throw_impact(src, hit_atom)
\ No newline at end of file
+				T.on_throw_impact(src, hit_atom)
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/plant_genes.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/plant_genes.dm
index cfda1499555..0dea4651545 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/plant_genes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/plant_genes.dm
@@ -204,24 +204,23 @@
 	rate = 0.1
 	examine_line = "<span class='info'>It has a very slippery skin.</span>"
 
-/datum/plant_gene/trait/slip/on_cross(obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/G, atom/target)
-	if(iscarbon(target))
-		var/obj/item/seeds/seed = G.seed
-		var/mob/living/carbon/M = target
+/datum/plant_gene/trait/slip/on_new(obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/G, newloc)
+	. = ..()
+	if(istype(G) && ispath(G.trash, /obj/item/weapon/grown))
+		return
 
-		var/stun_len = seed.potency * rate * 0.8
-		if(istype(G) && ispath(G.trash, /obj/item/weapon/grown))
-			return
+	var/stun_len = G.seed.potency * rate * 0.8
 
-		if(!istype(G, /obj/item/weapon/grown/bananapeel) && (!G.reagents || !G.reagents.has_reagent("lube")))
-			stun_len /= 3
+	if(!istype(G, /obj/item/weapon/grown/bananapeel) && (!G.reagents || !G.reagents.has_reagent("lube")))
+		stun_len /= 3
 
-		var/stun = min(stun_len, 7)
-		var/weaken = min(stun_len, 7)
+	stun_len = min(stun_len, 7) // No fun allowed
 
-		if(M.slip("[G]", stun, weaken))
-			for(var/datum/plant_gene/trait/T in seed.genes)
-				T.on_slip(G, M)
+	G.trip_stun = stun_len
+	G.trip_weaken = stun_len
+	G.trip_bonus = 100
+	G.trip_verb = TV_SLIP
+	G.trip_walksafe = FALSE
 
 /datum/plant_gene/trait/cell_charge
 	// Cell recharging trait. Charges all mob's power cells to (potency*rate)% mark when eaten.
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
index 15d9201b5cc..bafe9e7d519 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
@@ -930,7 +930,7 @@ var/list/ventcrawl_machinery = list(/obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_pump,
 				W.plane = initial(W.plane)
 
 
-/mob/living/carbon/proc/slip(var/description, var/stun, var/weaken, var/tilesSlipped, var/walkSafely, var/slipAny)
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/slip(description, stun, weaken, tilesSlipped, walkSafely, slipAny, slipVerb = "slip")
 	if(flying || buckled || (walkSafely && m_intent == MOVE_INTENT_WALK))
 		return 0
 	if((lying) && (!(tilesSlipped)))
@@ -944,10 +944,10 @@ var/list/ventcrawl_machinery = list(/obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_pump,
 		for(var/t = 0, t<=tilesSlipped, t++)
 			spawn (t) step(src, src.dir)
 	stop_pulling()
-	to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>You slipped on [description]!</span>")
+	to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>You [slipVerb]ped on [description]!</span>")
 	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/misc/slip.ogg', 50, 1, -3)
-	if(stun)
-		Stun(stun)
+	// Something something don't run with scissors
+	Stun(stun)
 	Weaken(weaken)
 	return 1
 
diff --git a/code/modules/pda/pdas.dm b/code/modules/pda/pdas.dm
index db7d68fdf37..0c95cae9b9b 100644
--- a/code/modules/pda/pdas.dm
+++ b/code/modules/pda/pdas.dm
@@ -38,10 +38,11 @@
 	desc = "A portable microcomputer by Thinktronic Systems, LTD. The surface is coated with polytetrafluoroethylene and banana drippings."
 	ttone = "honk"
 
-/obj/item/device/pda/clown/Crossed(AM as mob|obj) //Clown PDA is slippery.
-	if(istype(AM, /mob/living/carbon))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/M =	AM
-		M.slip("pda", 8, 5, 0, 1)
+	trip_stun = 8
+	trip_weaken = 5
+	trip_bonus = 100
+	trip_walksafe = TRUE
+	trip_verb = TV_SLIP
 
 /obj/item/device/pda/mime
 	default_cartridge = /obj/item/weapon/cartridge/mime
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm b/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm
index 4bb0f2846c7..915dd67d6af 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm
@@ -435,7 +435,7 @@ var/static/regex/multispin_words = regex("like a record baby")
 			playsound(get_turf(owner), 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 300, 1)
 		if(owner.mind && owner.mind.assigned_role == "Clown")
 			for(var/mob/living/carbon/C in listeners)
-				C.slip(0,7 * power_multiplier)
+				C.slip("your feet", 0, 7 * power_multiplier)
 			next_command = world.time + cooldown_stun
 		else
 			next_command = world.time + cooldown_meme