diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm b/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm
index 1c66c6ab458..112d55313aa 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm
@@ -473,6 +473,8 @@
 #define COMSIG_CARBON_TOGGLE_THROW "carbon_toggle_throw"
 /// From /mob/living/carbon/human/hitby()
 #define COMSIG_CARBON_THROWN_ITEM_CAUGHT "carbon_thrown_item_caught"
+/// From /mob/living/carbon/flash_eyes()
+#define COMSIG_CARBON_FLASH_EYES "carbon_flash_eyes"
 
 
 // /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile signals
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm b/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm
index 7cadee39097..92035487ad8 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/misc.dm
@@ -170,6 +170,7 @@
 #define MFOAM_IRON 		2
 
 //Human Overlays Indexes/////////
+#define EYES_OVERLAY_LAYER		42
 #define WING_LAYER				41
 #define WING_UNDERLIMBS_LAYER	40
 #define MUTANTRACE_LAYER		39
@@ -211,7 +212,7 @@
 #define FIRE_LAYER				3	//If you're on fire
 #define MISC_LAYER				2
 #define FROZEN_LAYER			1
-#define TOTAL_LAYERS			41
+#define TOTAL_LAYERS			42
 
 ///Access Region Codes///
 #define REGION_ALL			0
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/mobs.dm b/code/__DEFINES/mobs.dm
index a2cb48cc03a..7411861c2e9 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/mobs.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/mobs.dm
@@ -296,6 +296,7 @@
 #define HEALTH_HUD_OVERRIDE_DEAD 2
 #define HEALTH_HUD_OVERRIDE_HEALTHY 3
 // Eye protection
+#define FLASH_PROTECTION_VERYVUNERABLE -4
 #define FLASH_PROTECTION_SENSITIVE -1
 #define FLASH_PROTECTION_NONE 0
 #define FLASH_PROTECTION_FLASH 1
diff --git a/code/__HELPERS/traits.dm b/code/__HELPERS/traits.dm
index 576ac720c4d..e7a9ed0e552 100644
--- a/code/__HELPERS/traits.dm
+++ b/code/__HELPERS/traits.dm
@@ -231,6 +231,7 @@ Remember to update _globalvars/traits.dm if you're adding/removing/renaming trai
 #define LYING_DOWN_TRAIT "lying_down"
 #define SLIME_TRAIT "slime"
 #define BERSERK_TRAIT "berserk"
+#define EYES_OF_GOD "eyes_of_god"
 
 // unique trait sources
 #define STATUE_MUTE "statue"
diff --git a/code/datums/action.dm b/code/datums/action.dm
index 36d5935d2eb..fed9d4d5341 100644
--- a/code/datums/action.dm
+++ b/code/datums/action.dm
@@ -497,6 +497,11 @@
 	name = "Use [target.name]"
 	button.name = name
 
+/datum/action/item_action/organ_action/use/eyesofgod/New(target)
+	..()
+	name = "See with the Eyes of the Gods"
+	button.name = name
+
 /datum/action/item_action/voice_changer/toggle
 	name = "Toggle Voice Changer"
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/laserpointer.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/laserpointer.dm
index 43aba3f2835..44133db70e5 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/laserpointer.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/laserpointer.dm
@@ -107,7 +107,7 @@
 				severity = 0
 
 			//20% chance to actually hit the eyes
-			if(prob(effectchance * diode.rating) && C.flash_eyes(severity))
+			if(prob(effectchance * diode.rating) && C.flash_eyes(severity, laser_pointer = TRUE))
 				outmsg = "<span class='notice'>You blind [C] by shining [src] in [C.p_their()] eyes.</span>"
 			else
 				outmsg = "<span class='warning'>You fail to blind [C] by shining [src] at [C.p_their()] eyes!</span>"
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
index 3e66c5b3b45..ba48578c72e 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
@@ -463,43 +463,6 @@
 	item_state = "eyepatch"
 	flags = NODROP
 
-
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/godeye
-	name = "eye of god"
-	desc = "A strange eye, said to have been torn from an omniscient creature that used to roam the wastes."
-	icon_state = "godeye"
-	item_state = "godeye"
-	vision_flags = SEE_TURFS|SEE_MOBS|SEE_OBJS
-	see_in_dark = 8
-	scan_reagents = 1
-	prescription = TRUE
-	flags = NODROP
-	flags_cover = null
-	lighting_alpha = LIGHTING_PLANE_ALPHA_MOSTLY_INVISIBLE
-	resistance_flags = LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF
-	sprite_sheets = list(
-		"Vox" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/vox/eyes.dmi',
-		"Grey" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/grey/eyes.dmi',
-		"Drask" = 'icons/mob/clothing/species/drask/eyes.dmi'
-		)
-	///Have we combined this with another godeye?
-	var/double_eye = FALSE
-
-/obj/item/clothing/glasses/godeye/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user, params)
-	if(istype(W, /obj/item/clothing/glasses/godeye) && W != src)
-		var/obj/item/clothing/glasses/godeye/second_eye = W
-		if(!second_eye.double_eye && !double_eye)
-			double_eye = TRUE
-			icon_state = "doublegodeye"
-			item_state = "doublegodeye"
-			name = "eyes of god"
-			desc = "A pair of strange eyes, said to have been torn from an omniscient creature that used to roam the wastes. There's no real reason to have two, but that isn't stopping you."
-			if(iscarbon(user))
-				var/mob/living/carbon/C = user
-				C.update_inv_wear_mask()
-			qdel(W)
-	..()
-
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/tajblind
 	name = "embroidered veil"
 	desc = "An Ahdominian made veil that allows the user to see while obscuring their eyes."
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/loot/colossus_loot.dm b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/loot/colossus_loot.dm
index ea8a4e7d7f5..4dd7f108d04 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/loot/colossus_loot.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/loot/colossus_loot.dm
@@ -3,10 +3,12 @@
 	name = "colossus chest"
 
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/necropolis/colossus/populate_contents()
-	var/list/choices = subtypesof(/obj/machinery/anomalous_crystal)
-	var/random_crystal = pick(choices)
-	new random_crystal(src)
-	new /obj/item/organ/internal/vocal_cords/colossus(src)
+	var/list/crystalchoices = subtypesof(/obj/machinery/anomalous_crystal)
+	var/random_crystal = pick(crystalchoices)
+	var/list/choices = list(/obj/item/organ/internal/vocal_cords/colossus, /obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/cybernetic/eyesofgod, random_crystal)
+	for(var/I in 1 to 2)
+		var/loot = pick_n_take(choices)
+		new loot(src)
 
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/necropolis/colossus/crusher
 	name = "angelic colossus chest"
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
index 136c3315409..b47689f5719 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@
 	desc = "It's watching you suspiciously."
 
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/necropolis/tendril/populate_contents()
-	var/loot = rand(1, 24)
+	var/loot = rand(1, 23)
 	switch(loot)
 		if(1)
 			new /obj/item/shared_storage/red(src)
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@
 		if(4)
 			new /obj/item/organ/internal/cyberimp/arm/katana(src)
 		if(5)
-			new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/godeye(src)
+			new /obj/item/book_of_babel(src)
 		if(6)
 			new /obj/item/pickaxe/diamond(src)
 		if(7)
@@ -67,8 +67,6 @@
 		if(22)
 			new /obj/item/spellbook/oneuse/summonitem(src)
 		if(23)
-			new /obj/item/book_of_babel(src)
-		if(24)
 			new /obj/item/borg/upgrade/modkit/lifesteal(src)
 			new /obj/item/bedsheet/cult(src)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
index f2ebd0828ef..c84c12ff772 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm
@@ -357,8 +357,10 @@
 	if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_SKELETONIZED) && (!H.w_uniform) && (!H.wear_suit))
 		H.play_xylophone()
 
-/mob/living/carbon/flash_eyes(intensity = 1, override_blindness_check = 0, affect_silicon = 0, visual = 0)
+/mob/living/carbon/flash_eyes(intensity = 1, override_blindness_check = 0, affect_silicon = 0, visual = 0, laser_pointer = FALSE, type = /obj/screen/fullscreen/flash)
 	. = ..()
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_CARBON_FLASH_EYES, laser_pointer)
 	var/damage = intensity - check_eye_prot()
 	var/extra_damage = 0
 	if(.)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/update_icons.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/update_icons.dm
index 96612c49dc1..ebe490c8b4b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/update_icons.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/update_icons.dm
@@ -565,6 +565,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(damage_icon_parts)
 	update_tail_layer()
 	update_wing_layer()
 	update_halo_layer()
+	update_eyes_overlay_layer()
 	overlays.Cut() // Force all overlays to regenerate
 	update_fire()
 	update_icons()
@@ -1365,6 +1366,17 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(damage_icon_parts)
 
 	apply_overlay(HALO_LAYER)
 
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/update_eyes_overlay_layer()
+	remove_overlay(EYES_OVERLAY_LAYER)
+
+	var/obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/eyes_organ = get_int_organ(/obj/item/organ/internal/eyes)
+	if(istype(eyes_organ, /obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/cybernetic/eyesofgod))
+		var/obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/cybernetic/eyesofgod/E = eyes_organ
+		if(E.active)
+			var/mutable_appearance/new_eye_overlay = mutable_appearance('icons/effects/32x64.dmi', "eyesofgod", -EYES_OVERLAY_LAYER)
+			overlays_standing[EYES_OVERLAY_LAYER] = new_eye_overlay
+
+	apply_overlay(EYES_OVERLAY_LAYER)
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/admin_Freeze(client/admin, skip_overlays = TRUE, mech = null)
 	if(..())
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
index c2ceab12a72..5e93beeb6dd 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
@@ -831,7 +831,7 @@
 	return "You can't fit into that vent."
 
 //called when the mob receives a bright flash
-/mob/living/proc/flash_eyes(intensity = 1, override_blindness_check = 0, affect_silicon = 0, visual = 0, type = /obj/screen/fullscreen/flash)
+/mob/living/proc/flash_eyes(intensity = 1, override_blindness_check = 0, affect_silicon = 0, visual = 0, laser_pointer = FALSE, type = /obj/screen/fullscreen/flash)
 	if(check_eye_prot() < intensity && (override_blindness_check || !HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_BLIND)) && !HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_FLASH_PROTECTION))
 		overlay_fullscreen("flash", type)
 		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(clear_fullscreen), "flash", 25), 25)
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/organs/eyes.dm b/code/modules/surgery/organs/eyes.dm
index d0bda4cce9a..8a4be3dee29 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/organs/eyes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/organs/eyes.dm
@@ -207,3 +207,144 @@
 
 /obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/cybernetic/shield/emp_act(severity)
 	return
+
+#define INTACT 0
+#define ONE_SHATTERED 1
+#define BOTH_SHATTERED 2
+
+/obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/cybernetic/eyesofgod //no occuline allowed
+	name = "\improper Eyes of the Gods"
+	desc = "Two eyes said to belong to the gods. But such vision comes at a price"
+	icon_state = "eyesofgod"
+	eye_color = "#58a5ec"
+	see_in_dark = 8
+	flash_protect = FLASH_PROTECTION_SENSITIVE
+	emp_proof = TRUE //They are crystal artifacts, not metal
+	min_bruised_damage = 30
+	min_broken_damage = 60
+	actions_types = list(/datum/action/item_action/organ_action/use/eyesofgod)
+	var/active = FALSE
+	var/shatter_state = INTACT
+
+/obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/cybernetic/eyesofgod/Destroy()
+	deactivate()
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/cybernetic/eyesofgod/remove(mob/living/carbon/human/M, special)
+	owner.cure_nearsighted() //Let's not leave the owner with blindness permamently that only admins / re-adding the eyes can remove
+	owner.cure_blind()
+	deactivate()
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/cybernetic/eyesofgod/on_life()
+	. = ..()
+	if(is_mining_level(owner.z)) //More lavaland use cause magic or something. Don't worry about the ash in peoples eyes.
+		heal_internal_damage(1, 1)
+	if(!active)
+		switch(damage)
+			if(0 to 10)
+				heal_internal_damage(1, 1)
+				if(prob(25))
+					owner.cure_nearsighted()
+					owner.cure_blind()
+					unshatter()
+			if(10 to 30)
+				heal_internal_damage(0.5, 1)
+				if(prob(10))
+					owner.cure_blind()
+					unshatter()
+			if(30 to 60)
+				heal_internal_damage(0.33, 1)
+			if(60 to INFINITY)
+				heal_internal_damage(0.25, 1)
+	else
+		owner.mob_light("#58a5ec", 3, _duration = 2 SECONDS)
+		receive_damage(1.5, 1)
+		for(var/obj/O in range(7, owner))
+			var/turf/T = get_turf(O)
+			for(var/mob/M in O.contents)
+				receive_damage(0.25, 1)
+				new /obj/effect/temp_visual/eyesofgod(T)
+				if(prob(25))
+					to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>You feel like you are being watched...</span>")
+		switch(damage)
+			if(25 to 30)
+				if(prob(50))
+					to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>Your eyes are hurting a lot!</span>")
+			if(30 to 54)
+				receive_damage(0.75, 1) //more pain when damaged
+			if(55 to 60)
+				if(prob(50))
+					to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>Your eyes feel like they are going to explode!</span>")
+
+
+/obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/cybernetic/eyesofgod/proc/unshatter()
+	if(shatter_state == INTACT)
+		return
+	if(damage <= 10)
+		shatter_state = INTACT
+	else
+		if(shatter_state == ONE_SHATTERED)
+			return
+		shatter_state = ONE_SHATTERED
+	to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>Your feel better as your [shatter_state ? "left eye" : "right eye"] fixes itself!</span>")
+
+/obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/cybernetic/eyesofgod/receive_damage(amount, silent)
+	. = ..()
+	if(damage >= 30 && shatter_state == INTACT || damage >= 60 && shatter_state == ONE_SHATTERED)
+		shatter()
+
+/obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/cybernetic/eyesofgod/proc/shatter()
+	var/msg = "no eye?"
+	switch(shatter_state)
+		if(ONE_SHATTERED)
+			shatter_state = BOTH_SHATTERED
+			msg = "left eye"
+			owner.become_blind(EYES_OF_GOD)  //Special flag otherwise occuline heals it :gatto:
+		if(INTACT)
+			shatter_state = ONE_SHATTERED
+			msg = "right eye"
+			owner.become_nearsighted(EYES_OF_GOD)
+	to_chat(owner, "<span class='userdanger'>You scream out in pain as your [msg] shatters!</span>")
+	owner.emote("scream")
+	owner.bleed(5)
+	deactivate()
+
+/obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/cybernetic/eyesofgod/proc/activate()
+	receive_damage(2, 1) //No flicky flicky on / off to fully negate damage
+	RegisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_CARBON_FLASH_EYES, PROC_REF(got_flashed))
+	active = TRUE
+	see_invisible = SEE_INVISIBLE_OBSERVER_AI_EYE
+	vision_flags = SEE_MOBS | SEE_OBJS | SEE_TURFS
+	lighting_alpha = LIGHTING_PLANE_ALPHA_MOSTLY_INVISIBLE
+	flash_protect = FLASH_PROTECTION_VERYVUNERABLE //Flashing is it's weakness. I don't care how many protections you have up
+	owner?.client?.color = LIGHT_COLOR_PURE_CYAN
+	owner.update_sight()
+	owner.update_eyes_overlay_layer()
+
+/obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/cybernetic/eyesofgod/proc/deactivate()
+	UnregisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_CARBON_FLASH_EYES)
+	active = FALSE
+	see_invisible = initial(see_invisible)
+	vision_flags = initial(vision_flags)
+	lighting_alpha = initial(lighting_alpha)
+	flash_protect = initial(flash_protect)
+	owner?.client?.color = null
+	owner.update_sight()
+	owner.update_eyes_overlay_layer()
+
+/obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/cybernetic/eyesofgod/proc/got_flashed(mob/living/carbon/C, laser_pointer)
+	if(active && !laser_pointer) //Should be active but double checking, and no laser pointer memes, since that is ranged flashes with no skill / counter, unlike a more predectable flashbang
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, TYPE_PROC_REF(/obj/item/organ, receive_damage), 22), 0.1 SECONDS)//Enough with base flashing to kick people out of vision in a moment due to damage. Don't want to do it instantly, or it lets people take less damage from the base flash
+
+/obj/item/organ/internal/eyes/cybernetic/eyesofgod/ui_action_click()
+	if(!active && shatter_state < BOTH_SHATTERED)
+		activate()
+		return
+	deactivate()
+
+/obj/effect/temp_visual/eyesofgod
+	name = "eye mark"
+	icon_state = "shield_reversed"
+	duration = 2 SECONDS
+	invisibility = INVISIBILITY_OBSERVER
diff --git a/icons/effects/32x64.dmi b/icons/effects/32x64.dmi
index b225ad8ece9..250d1a3d163 100644
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diff --git a/icons/effects/effects.dmi b/icons/effects/effects.dmi
index 8ed200f11b0..89e6d475e96 100644
Binary files a/icons/effects/effects.dmi and b/icons/effects/effects.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/surgery.dmi b/icons/obj/surgery.dmi
index 9fdc4ca35a8..4162398424e 100644
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