diff --git a/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/intactemptyship.dmm b/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/intactemptyship.dmm
index a00c71b1e94..89383c9e77c 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/intactemptyship.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/intactemptyship.dmm
@@ -126,6 +126,11 @@
 /obj/structure/bed,
 /turf/simulated/floor/mineral/titanium/purple,
 /area/ruin/space/powered)
+"Q" = (
+/obj/structure/table/wood,
+/obj/item/blank_tarot_card,
+/turf/simulated/floor/mineral/titanium/purple,
+/area/ruin/space/powered)
 
 (1,1,1) = {"
 a
@@ -277,7 +282,7 @@ b
 j
 r
 w
-n
+Q
 j
 b
 a
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/wizardcrash.dmm b/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/wizardcrash.dmm
index d1f0175e1f4..8434558c253 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/wizardcrash.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/wizardcrash.dmm
@@ -167,6 +167,7 @@
 /area/ruin/space/unpowered)
 "aF" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
+/obj/item/blank_tarot_card,
 /turf/simulated/floor/wood{
 	icon_state = "wood-broken6"
 	},
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/status_effects.dm b/code/__DEFINES/status_effects.dm
index 4f185e0f70a..d34fb486829 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/status_effects.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/status_effects.dm
@@ -18,6 +18,8 @@
 #define STATUS_EFFECT_SHADOW_MEND /datum/status_effect/shadow_mend //Quick, powerful heal that deals damage afterwards. Heals 15 brute/burn every second for 3 seconds.
 #define STATUS_EFFECT_VOID_PRICE /datum/status_effect/void_price //The price of healing yourself with void energy. Deals 3 brute damage every 3 seconds for 30 seconds.
 
+#define STATUS_EFFECT_SHADOW_MEND_DEVIL /datum/status_effect/shadow_mend/devil //Tarot version, hurts others over self
+
 #define STATUS_EFFECT_HIPPOCRATIC_OATH /datum/status_effect/hippocraticOath //Gives you an aura of healing as well as regrowing the Rod of Asclepius if lost
 
 #define STATUS_EFFECT_REGENERATIVE_CORE /datum/status_effect/regenerative_core
@@ -37,6 +39,8 @@
 
 #define STATUS_EFFECT_BLOODDRUNK /datum/status_effect/blooddrunk //Stun immunity and greatly reduced damage taken
 
+#define STATUS_EFFECT_BLOODDRUNK_CHARIOT /datum/status_effect/blooddrunk/chariot //adds pacifism
+
 #define STATUS_EFFECT_DASH /datum/status_effect/dash // Grants the ability to dash, expiring after a few secodns
 
 /// Rapid burn/brute/oxy/blood healing from the cling ability
@@ -62,6 +66,12 @@
 
 #define STATUS_EFFECT_BEARSERKER_RAGE /datum/status_effect/bearserker_rage
 
+#define STATUS_EFFECT_XRAY /datum/status_effect/xray // Xray vision for 2 minutes
+
+#define STATUS_EFFECT_BADASS /datum/status_effect/badass // Badass trait for 2 minutes.
+
+#define STATUS_EFFECT_REVERSED_SUN /datum/status_effect/reversed_sun // Weaker eternal darkness, nightvision, but nearsight
+
 /////////////
 // DEBUFFS //
 /////////////
@@ -114,6 +124,8 @@
 
 #define STATUS_EFFECT_PEPPERSPRAYED /datum/status_effect/pepper_spray
 
+#define STATUS_EFFECT_REVERSED_HIGH_PRIESTESS /datum/status_effect/reversed_high_priestess //Bubblegum will chase the person hit by the effect, grabbing people at random. This can and WILL include the caster.
+
 //#define STATUS_EFFECT_NECROPOLIS_CURSE /datum/status_effect/necropolis_curse
 //#define CURSE_BLINDING	1 //makes the edges of the target's screen obscured
 //#define CURSE_SPAWNING	2 //spawns creatures that attack the target only
diff --git a/code/datums/status_effects/buffs.dm b/code/datums/status_effects/buffs.dm
index 646b40e4d26..38f94e4ce89 100644
--- a/code/datums/status_effects/buffs.dm
+++ b/code/datums/status_effects/buffs.dm
@@ -62,6 +62,11 @@
 	id = "shadow_mend"
 	duration = 3 SECONDS
 	alert_type = /atom/movable/screen/alert/status_effect/shadow_mend
+	/// If this is true, the status effect will try to apply the debuff to others, rather than the user
+	var/devil = FALSE
+
+/datum/status_effect/shadow_mend/devil
+	devil = TRUE
 
 /atom/movable/screen/alert/status_effect/shadow_mend
 	name = "Shadow Mend"
@@ -78,10 +83,25 @@
 	owner.adjustFireLoss(-15)
 
 /datum/status_effect/shadow_mend/on_remove()
-	owner.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The violet light around [owner] glows black!</span>", "<span class='warning'>The tendrils around you cinch tightly and reap their toll...</span>")
-	playsound(owner, 'sound/magic/teleport_diss.ogg', 50, 1)
-	owner.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_VOID_PRICE)
+	if(!devil)
+		owner.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The violet light around [owner] glows black!</span>", "<span class='warning'>The tendrils around you cinch tightly and reap their toll...</span>")
+		playsound(owner, 'sound/magic/teleport_diss.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+		owner.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_VOID_PRICE)
+		return
 
+	var/found_someone = FALSE
+
+	for(var/mob/living/L in oview(9, owner))
+		found_someone = TRUE
+		playsound(owner, 'sound/magic/teleport_diss.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+		L.Beam(owner, "grabber_beam", time = 1 SECONDS, maxdistance = 9)
+		L.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_VOID_PRICE)
+	if(found_someone)
+		owner.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The violet light around [owner] glows black... and shoots off to those around [owner.p_them()]!</span>", "<span class='warning'>The tendrils around you cinch tightly... but then unwravel and fly at others!</span>")
+	else
+		owner.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The violet light around [owner] glows black!</span>", "<span class='warning'>The tendrils around you cinch tightly and reap their toll...</span>")
+		playsound(owner, 'sound/magic/teleport_diss.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+		owner.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_VOID_PRICE)
 
 /datum/status_effect/void_price
 	id = "void_price"
@@ -110,6 +130,13 @@
 	tick_interval = 0
 	alert_type = /atom/movable/screen/alert/status_effect/blooddrunk
 	var/blooddrunk_damage_mod_remove = 4 // Damage is multiplied by this at the end of the status effect. Modify this one, it changes the _add
+	/// If this is the chariot subtype, which grants pacifism while the effect is active.
+	var/chariot = FALSE
+
+/datum/status_effect/blooddrunk/chariot
+	duration = 10 SECONDS
+	chariot = TRUE
+	blooddrunk_damage_mod_remove = 6
 
 /atom/movable/screen/alert/status_effect/blooddrunk
 	name = "Blood-Drunk"
@@ -120,6 +147,8 @@
 	. = ..()
 	if(.)
 		ADD_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_IGNOREDAMAGESLOWDOWN, "blooddrunk")
+		if(chariot)
+			ADD_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_PACIFISM, "blooddrunk")
 		if(ishuman(owner))
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
 			var/blooddrunk_damage_mod_add = 1 / blooddrunk_damage_mod_remove // Damage is multiplied by this at the start of the status effect. Don't modify this one directly.
@@ -144,6 +173,7 @@
 		H.physiology.stamina_mod *= blooddrunk_damage_mod_remove
 	add_attack_logs(owner, owner, "lost blood-drunk stun immunity", ATKLOG_ALL)
 	REMOVE_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_IGNOREDAMAGESLOWDOWN, "blooddrunk")
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_PACIFISM, "blooddrunk")
 	if(islist(owner.stun_absorption) && owner.stun_absorption["blooddrunk"])
 		owner.remove_stun_absorption("blooddrunk")
 
@@ -183,7 +213,7 @@
 	H.physiology.stamina_mod *= 0.5
 	H.physiology.stun_mod *= 0.5
 	var/datum/antagonist/vampire/V = owner.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/vampire)
-	if(V.get_ability(/datum/vampire_passive/blood_swell_upgrade))
+	if(V?.get_ability(/datum/vampire_passive/blood_swell_upgrade))
 		bonus_damage_applied = TRUE
 		H.physiology.melee_bonus += 10
 		H.dna.species.punchstunthreshold += 8 //higher chance to stun but not 100%
@@ -776,3 +806,70 @@
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
 		H.physiology.stamina_mod /= 0.75
 		add_attack_logs(owner, owner, "lost bearserker rage resistances", ATKLOG_ALL)
+
+/datum/status_effect/xray
+	id = "xray"
+	alert_type = null
+	status_type = STATUS_EFFECT_REFRESH
+	duration = 2 MINUTES
+	tick_interval = 0
+
+/datum/status_effect/xray/on_apply()
+	. = ..()
+	ADD_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_XRAY_VISION, "XRAY_BUFF")
+	ADD_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_NIGHT_VISION, "XRAY_BUFF")
+	owner.update_sight()
+
+/datum/status_effect/xray/on_remove()
+	. = ..()
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_XRAY_VISION, "XRAY_BUFF")
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_NIGHT_VISION, "XRAY_BUFF")
+	owner.update_sight()
+
+/datum/status_effect/badass
+	id = "badass"
+	alert_type = null
+	status_type = STATUS_EFFECT_REFRESH
+	duration = 2 MINUTES
+	tick_interval = 0
+
+/datum/status_effect/badass/on_apply()
+	. = ..()
+	ADD_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_BADASS, "BADDASS_BUFF")
+
+/datum/status_effect/badass/on_remove()
+	. = ..()
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_BADASS, "BADDASS_BUFF")
+
+/datum/status_effect/reversed_sun
+	id = "reversed_sun"
+	alert_type = null
+	status_type = STATUS_EFFECT_REFRESH
+	duration = 1 MINUTES
+	tick_interval = 0.2 SECONDS
+
+/datum/status_effect/reversed_sun/on_apply()
+	. = ..()
+	owner.become_nearsighted("REVERSED_SUN")
+	ADD_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_NIGHT_VISION, "REVERSED_SUN")
+	owner.update_sight()
+	owner.set_light(7, -5, "#ddd6cf")
+
+/datum/status_effect/reversed_sun/on_remove()
+	. = ..()
+	owner.remove_light()
+	owner.cure_nearsighted("REVERSED_SUN")
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(owner, TRAIT_NIGHT_VISION, "REVERSED_SUN")
+	owner.update_sight()
+
+/datum/status_effect/reversed_sun/tick()
+	for(var/atom/movable/AM in oview(8, owner))
+		if(isliving(AM))
+			var/mob/living/L = AM
+			if(L.affects_vampire(owner))
+				L.adjust_bodytemperature(-1.5 * TEMPERATURE_DAMAGE_COEFFICIENT)
+			continue
+		if(istype(AM, /obj/item/projectile))
+			var/obj/item/projectile/P = AM
+			if(P.flag == ENERGY || P.flag == LASER)
+				P.damage *= 0.85
diff --git a/code/datums/status_effects/debuffs.dm b/code/datums/status_effects/debuffs.dm
index 9edf7eb42ad..e65da3535cd 100644
--- a/code/datums/status_effects/debuffs.dm
+++ b/code/datums/status_effects/debuffs.dm
@@ -1322,3 +1322,29 @@
 			desc = "Real winners quit before they reach the ultimate prize."
 
 #undef DEFAULT_MAX_CURSE_COUNT
+
+/datum/status_effect/reversed_high_priestess
+	id = "reversed_high_priestess"
+	duration = 1 MINUTES
+	status_type = STATUS_EFFECT_REFRESH
+	tick_interval = 6 SECONDS
+	alert_type = /atom/movable/screen/alert/status_effect/bubblegum_curse
+
+/datum/status_effect/reversed_high_priestess/tick()
+	. = ..()
+	new /obj/effect/bubblegum_warning(get_turf(owner))
+
+/obj/effect/bubblegum_warning
+	name = "bloody rift"
+	desc = "You feel like even being *near* this is a bad idea"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/biomass.dmi'
+	icon_state = "rift"
+	color = "red"
+
+/obj/effect/bubblegum_warning/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(slap_someone)), 2.5 SECONDS) //A chance to run away
+
+/obj/effect/bubblegum_warning/proc/slap_someone()
+	new /obj/effect/abstract/bubblegum_rend_helper(get_turf(src), null, 10)
+	qdel(src)
diff --git a/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_traitor.dm b/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_traitor.dm
index db79ccb1a6c..ea331744b39 100644
--- a/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_traitor.dm
+++ b/code/datums/uplink_items/uplink_traitor.dm
@@ -305,6 +305,17 @@
 	excludefrom = list(UPLINK_TYPE_NUCLEAR, UPLINK_TYPE_SST)
 	job = list("Head of Personnel", "Quartermaster", "Cargo Technician", "Librarian", "Coroner", "Psychiatrist", "Virologist")
 
+// Tarot card generator, librarian and Chaplain.
+
+/datum/uplink_item/jobspecific/tarot_generator
+	name = "Enchanted tarot card deck"
+	desc = "A magic tarot card deck \"borrowed\" from a Wizard federation storage unit. \
+	Capable of producing magic tarot cards of the 22 major arcana, and their reversed versions. Each card has a different effect. \
+	Throw the card at someone to use it on them, or use it in hand to apply it to yourself. Unlimited uses, 25 second cooldown, can have up to 3 cards in the world."
+	reference = "tarot"
+	item = /obj/item/tarot_generator
+	cost = 55 //This can do a lot of stuff, but is quite random. As such, higher price.
+	job = list("Chaplain", "Librarian")
 
 //--------------------------//
 // Species Restricted Gear //
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_structures.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_structures.dm
index 481d2dbfc02..e298a454a26 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_structures.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_structures.dm
@@ -318,7 +318,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(blacklisted_pylon_turfs, typecacheof(list(
 	selection_title = "Archives"
 	creation_message = "<span class='cultitalic'>You invoke the dark magic of the tomes creating a %ITEM%!</span>"
 	choosable_items = list("Shuttle Curse" = /obj/item/shuttle_curse, "Zealot's Blindfold" = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/hud/health/night/cultblind,
-							"Veil Shifter" = /obj/item/cult_shift, "Reality sunderer" = /obj/item/portal_amulet) //Add void torch to veil shifter spawn
+							"Veil Shifter" = /obj/item/cult_shift, "Reality sunderer" = /obj/item/portal_amulet, "Blank Tarot Card" = /obj/item/blank_tarot_card)
 
 /obj/structure/cult/functional/archives/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/magic_tarot.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/magic_tarot.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..e3efcfa8128
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/magic_tarot.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,885 @@
+/obj/item/tarot_generator
+	name = "Enchanted tarot card deck"
+	desc = "This tarot card box has quite the array of runes and artwork on it."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/playing_cards.dmi'
+	icon_state = "tarot_box"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	/// What is the maximum number of cards the tarot generator can have in the world at a time?
+	var/maximum_cards = 3
+	/// List of cards we have created, to check against maximum, and so we can purge them from the pack.
+	var/list/our_card_list = list()
+	///How long the cooldown is each time we draw a card before we can draw another?
+	var/our_card_cooldown_time = 25 SECONDS
+	COOLDOWN_DECLARE(card_cooldown)
+
+/obj/item/tarot_generator/wizard
+	maximum_cards = 5
+	our_card_cooldown_time = 12 SECONDS  // A minute for a full hand of 5 cards
+
+/obj/item/tarot_generator/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(!COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, card_cooldown))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src]'s magic is still recovering from the last card, wait [round(COOLDOWN_TIMELEFT(src, card_cooldown) / 10)] more second\s!</span>")
+		return
+	if(length(our_card_list) >= maximum_cards)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src]'s magic can only support up to [maximum_cards] in the world at once, use or destroy some!</span>")
+		return
+	var/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/MTC = new /obj/item/magic_tarot_card(get_turf(src), src)
+	our_card_list += MTC
+	user.put_in_hands(MTC)
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='hierophant'>You draw [MTC.name]... [MTC.card_desc]</span>") //No period on purpose.
+	COOLDOWN_START(src, card_cooldown, our_card_cooldown_time)
+
+/obj/item/tarot_generator/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	. += "<span class='hierophant'>Alt-Shift-Click to destroy all cards it has produced.</span>"
+	. += "<span class='hierophant'>It has [length(our_card_list)] card\s in the world right now.</span>"
+	if(!COOLDOWN_FINISHED(src, card_cooldown))
+		. += "<span class='hierophant'>You may draw another card again in [round(COOLDOWN_TIMELEFT(src, card_cooldown) / 10)] second\s.</span>"
+
+/obj/item/tarot_generator/AltShiftClick(mob/user)
+	for(var/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/MTC in our_card_list)
+		MTC.dust()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='hierophant'>You dispell the cards [src] had created.</span>")
+
+// Booster packs filled with 3, 5, or 7 playing cards! Used by the wizard space ruin, or rarely in lavaland tendril chests.
+/obj/item/tarot_card_pack
+	name = "\improper Enchanted Arcana Pack"
+	desc = "A pack of 3 Enchanted tarot cards. Collect them all!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/playing_cards.dmi'
+	icon_state = "pack"
+	///How many cards in a pack. 3 in base, 5 in jumbo, 7 in mega
+	var/cards = 3
+
+/obj/item/tarot_card_pack/attack_self(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] tears open [src].</span>", \
+						"<span class='hierophant'>You tear open [src]!</span>")
+	playsound(loc, 'sound/items/poster_ripped.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+	for(var/i in 1 to cards)
+		new /obj/item/magic_tarot_card(get_turf(src))
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/tarot_card_pack/jumbo
+	name = "\improper Jumbo Arcana Pack"
+	desc = "A Jumbo card pack from your friend Jimbo!"
+	icon_state = "jumbopack"
+	cards = 5
+
+/obj/item/tarot_card_pack/mega
+	name = "\improper MEGA Arcana Pack"
+	desc = "Sadly, you won't find a Joker for an angel room, or a Soul card in here either."
+	icon_state = "megapack"
+	cards = 7
+
+// Blank tarot cards. Made by the cult, however also good for space ruins potentially, where one feels a card pack would be too much?
+/obj/item/blank_tarot_card
+	name = "blank tarot card"
+	desc = "A blank tarot card."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/playing_cards.dmi'
+	icon_state = "tarot_blank"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	throw_speed = 3
+	throw_range = 10
+	throwforce = 0
+	force = 0
+	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
+	/// If a person can choose what the card produces. No cost if they can choose.
+	var/let_people_choose = FALSE
+
+/obj/item/blank_tarot_card/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!let_people_choose)
+		. += "<span class='hierophant'>With a bit of Ink, a work of art could be created. Will you provide your Ink?</span>"
+	else
+		. += "<span class='hierophant'>We have the Ink... Could you provide your Vision instead?</span>"
+
+/obj/item/blank_tarot_card/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(!ishuman(user))
+		return
+	if(!let_people_choose)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+		if(H.dna && (NO_BLOOD in H.dna.species.species_traits))
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='cult'>No blood to provide?...</span><span class='hierophant'> Then no Ink for the art...</span>")
+			return
+		if(H.blood_volume <= 100) //Shouldn't happen, they should be dead, but failsafe. Not bleeding as then they could recover the blood with blood rites
+			return
+		H.blood_volume -= 100
+		H.drop_item()
+		var/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/MTC = new /obj/item/magic_tarot_card(get_turf(src))
+		user.put_in_hands(MTC)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='cult'>Your blood flows into [src]...</span><span class='hierophant'> And your Ink makes a work of art! [MTC.name]... [MTC.card_desc]</span>") //No period on purpose.
+		qdel(src)
+		return
+	var/tarot_type
+	var/tarot_name
+	var/list/card_by_name = list()
+	for(var/T in subtypesof(/datum/tarot) - /datum/tarot/reversed)
+		var/datum/tarot/temp = T
+		card_by_name[temp.name] = T
+
+	tarot_name = tgui_input_list(user, "Choose the Work of Art to create.", "Art Creation", card_by_name)
+	tarot_type = card_by_name[tarot_name]
+	if(tarot_type)
+		user.drop_item()
+		var/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/MTC = new /obj/item/magic_tarot_card(get_turf(src), null, tarot_type)
+		user.put_in_hands(MTC)
+		to_chat(user, "</span><span class='hierophant'>You put your Vision into [src], and your Vision makes a work of Art! [MTC.name]... [MTC.card_desc]</span>") //No period on purpose.
+		qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/blank_tarot_card/choose //For admins mainly, to spawn a specific tarot card. Not recommended for ruins.
+	let_people_choose = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/magic_tarot_card
+	name = "XXII - The Unknown"
+	desc = "A beautiful tarot card. However, it feels like... more?"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/playing_cards.dmi'
+	icon_state = "tarot_the_unknown"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	throw_speed = 3
+	throw_range = 10
+	throwforce = 0
+	force = 0
+	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
+	/// The deck that created us. Notifies it we have been deleted on use.
+	var/obj/item/tarot_generator/creator_deck
+	/// Our magic tarot card datum that lets the tarot card do stuff on use, or hitting someone
+	var/datum/tarot/our_tarot
+	/// Our fancy description given to use by the tarot datum.
+	var/card_desc = "Untold answers... wait what? This is a bug, report this as an issue on github!"
+	///Is the card face down? Shows the card back, hides the examine / name.
+	var/face_down = FALSE
+
+/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/Initialize(mapload, obj/item/tarot_generator/source, datum/tarot/chosen_tarot)
+	. = ..()
+	if(source)
+		creator_deck = source
+	if(chosen_tarot)
+		our_tarot = new chosen_tarot
+	if(!istype(our_tarot))
+		var/tarotpath = pick(subtypesof(/datum/tarot) - /datum/tarot/reversed)
+		our_tarot = new tarotpath
+	name = our_tarot.name
+	card_desc = our_tarot.desc
+	icon_state = "tarot_[our_tarot.card_icon]"
+
+/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/Destroy()
+	if(creator_deck)
+		creator_deck.our_card_list -= src
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!face_down)
+		. += "<span class='hierophant'>[card_desc]</span>"
+	. += "<span class='hierophant'>Alt-Shift-Click to flip the card over.</span>"
+
+/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(our_tarot)
+		INVOKE_ASYNC(our_tarot, TYPE_PROC_REF(/datum/tarot, activate), user)
+	poof()
+
+/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/throw_at(atom/target, range, speed, mob/thrower, spin, diagonals_first, datum/callback/callback, force, dodgeable)
+	if(face_down)
+		flip()
+	. = ..()
+
+/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom, datum/thrownthing/throwingdatum)
+	. = ..()
+	if(isliving(hit_atom) && our_tarot)
+		INVOKE_ASYNC(our_tarot, TYPE_PROC_REF(/datum/tarot, activate), hit_atom)
+	poof()
+
+/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/AltShiftClick(mob/user)
+	flip()
+
+/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/proc/flip()
+	if(!face_down)
+		icon_state = "cardback[our_tarot.reversed ? "?" : ""]"
+		name = "Enchanted tarot card"
+		face_down = TRUE
+	else
+		name = our_tarot.name
+		icon_state = "tarot_[our_tarot.card_icon]"
+		face_down = FALSE
+
+/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/proc/poof()
+	new /obj/effect/temp_visual/revenant(get_turf(src))
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/proc/dust()
+	visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] disintegrates into dust!</span>")
+	new /obj/effect/temp_visual/revenant(get_turf(src))
+	qdel(src)
+
+/datum/tarot
+	/// Name used for the card
+	var/name = "XXII - The Unknown."
+	/// Desc used for the card description of the card
+	var/desc = "Untold answers... wait what? This is a bug, report this as an issue on github!"
+	/// What icon is used for the card?
+	var/card_icon = "the_unknown"
+	/// Are we reversed? Used for the card back.
+	var/reversed = FALSE
+
+/datum/tarot/proc/activate(mob/living/target)
+	stack_trace("A bugged tarot card was spawned and used. Please make an issue report! Type was [src.type]")
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed
+	name = "XXII - The Unknown?"
+	desc = "Untold answers... wait what? This is a bug, report this as an issue on github! This one was a reversed arcana!"
+	card_icon = "the_unknown?"
+	reversed = TRUE
+
+/datum/tarot/the_fool
+	name = "0 - The Fool"
+	desc = "Where journey begins."
+	card_icon = "the_fool"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_fool/activate(mob/living/target)
+	target.forceMove(pick(GLOB.latejoin))
+	to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You are abruptly pulled through space!</span>")
+
+/datum/tarot/the_magician
+	name = "I - The Magician"
+	desc = "May you never miss your goal."
+	card_icon = "the_magician"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_magician/activate(mob/living/target)
+	target.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_BADASS)
+	to_chat(target, "<span class='notice'>You feel badass.</span>")
+
+/datum/tarot/the_high_priestess
+	name = "II - The High Priestess"
+	desc = "Mother is watching you."
+	card_icon = "the_high_priestess"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_high_priestess/activate(mob/living/target)
+	new /obj/effect/abstract/bubblegum_rend_helper(get_turf(target), target, 20)
+
+/obj/effect/abstract/bubblegum_rend_helper
+	name = "bubblegum_rend_helper"
+
+/obj/effect/abstract/bubblegum_rend_helper/Initialize(mapload, mob/living/owner, damage)
+	. = ..()
+	INVOKE_ASYNC(src, PROC_REF(rend), owner, damage)
+
+/obj/effect/abstract/bubblegum_rend_helper/proc/rend(mob/living/owner, damage)
+	if(!owner)
+		for(var/mob/living/L in shuffle(view(9, src)))
+			owner = L
+			break
+	owner.Immobilize(3 SECONDS)
+	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
+		var/turf/first_turf = get_turf(owner)
+		new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/bubblegum(first_turf)
+		if(prob(50))
+			new /obj/effect/temp_visual/bubblegum_hands/rightsmack(first_turf)
+		else
+			new /obj/effect/temp_visual/bubblegum_hands/leftsmack(first_turf)
+		sleep(6)
+		var/turf/second_turf = get_turf(owner)
+		to_chat(owner, "<span class='userdanger'>Something huge rends you!</span>")
+		playsound(second_turf, 'sound/misc/demon_attack1.ogg', 100, TRUE, -1)
+		owner.adjustBruteLoss(damage)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/datum/tarot/the_empress
+	name = "III - The Empress"
+	desc = "May your rage bring power."
+	card_icon = "the_empress"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_empress/activate(mob/living/target)
+	if(ishuman(target))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+		H.reagents.add_reagent("mephedrone", 4.5)
+		H.reagents.add_reagent("mitocholide", 12)
+
+/datum/tarot/the_emperor
+	name = "IV - The Emperor"
+	desc = "Challenge me!"
+	card_icon = "the_emperor"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_emperor/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/list/L = list()
+	for(var/turf/T in get_area_turfs(/area/station/command/bridge))
+		if(is_blocked_turf(T))
+			continue
+		L.Add(T)
+
+	if(!length(L))
+		to_chat(target, "<span class='warning'>Huh. No bridge? Well, that sucks.</span>")
+		return
+
+	target.forceMove(pick(L))
+	to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You are abruptly pulled through space!</span>")
+
+/datum/tarot/the_hierophant
+	name = "V - The Hierophant"
+	desc = "Two prayers for the lost."
+	card_icon = "the_hierophant"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_hierophant/activate(mob/living/target)
+	if(!ishuman(target))
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+	if(!H.wear_suit)
+		return
+	H.wear_suit.setup_hierophant_shielding()
+	H.update_appearance(UPDATE_ICON)
+
+/datum/tarot/the_lovers
+	name = "VI - The Lovers"
+	desc = "May you prosper and be in good health."
+	card_icon = "the_lovers"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_lovers/activate(mob/living/target)
+	if(ishuman(target))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+		H.adjustBruteLoss(-40, robotic = TRUE)
+		H.adjustFireLoss(-40, robotic = TRUE)
+		H.blood_volume = min(H.blood_volume + 100, BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL)
+	else
+		target.adjustBruteLoss(-40)
+		target.adjustFireLoss(-40)
+	target.adjustOxyLoss(-40)
+	target.adjustToxLoss(-40)
+
+/datum/tarot/the_chariot
+	name = "VII - The Chariot"
+	desc = "May nothing stand before you."
+	card_icon = "the_chariot"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_chariot/activate(mob/living/target)
+	target.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_BLOOD_RUSH)
+	target.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_BLOODDRUNK_CHARIOT)
+
+/datum/tarot/justice
+	name = "VIII - Justice"
+	desc = "May your future become balanced."
+	card_icon = "justice"
+
+/datum/tarot/justice/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/turf/target_turf = get_turf(target)
+	new /obj/item/storage/firstaid/regular(target_turf)
+	new /obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/waterpotassium(target_turf)
+	new /obj/item/card/emag/magic_key(target_turf)
+	new /obj/item/stack/spacecash/c100(target_turf)
+
+/datum/tarot/the_hermit
+	name = "IX - The Hermit"
+	desc = "May you see what life has to offer."
+	card_icon = "the_hermit"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_hermit/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/list/viable_vendors = list()
+	for(var/obj/machinery/economy/vending/candidate in GLOB.machines)
+		if(!is_station_level(candidate.z))
+			continue
+		viable_vendors += candidate
+
+	if(!length(viable_vendors))
+		to_chat(target, "<span class='warning'>No vending machines? Well, with luck cargo will have something to offer. If you go there yourself.</span>")
+		return
+
+	target.forceMove(get_turf(pick(viable_vendors)))
+	to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You are abruptly pulled through space!</span>")
+
+/datum/tarot/wheel_of_fortune
+	name = "X - Wheel of Fortune"
+	desc = "Spin the wheel of destiny."
+	card_icon = "wheel_of_fortune"
+
+/datum/tarot/wheel_of_fortune/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/list/static/bad_vendors = list(
+		/obj/machinery/economy/vending/liberationstation,
+		/obj/machinery/economy/vending/toyliberationstation,
+		/obj/machinery/economy/vending/wallmed
+	)
+	var/turf/target_turf = get_turf(target)
+	var/vendorpath = pick(subtypesof(/obj/machinery/economy/vending) - bad_vendors)
+	new vendorpath(target_turf)
+
+/datum/tarot/strength
+	name = "XI - Strength"
+	desc = "May your power bring rage."
+	card_icon = "strength"
+
+/datum/tarot/strength/activate(mob/living/target)
+	target.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_VAMPIRE_GLADIATOR)
+	target.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_BLOOD_SWELL)
+
+/datum/tarot/the_hanged_man
+	name = "XII - The Hanged Man"
+	desc = "May you find enlightenment."
+	card_icon = "the_hanged_man"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_hanged_man/activate(mob/living/target)
+	if(target.flying)
+		return
+	target.flying = TRUE
+	addtimer(VARSET_CALLBACK(target, flying, FALSE), 60 SECONDS)
+
+/datum/tarot/death
+	name = "XIII - Death"
+	desc = "Lay waste to all that oppose you."
+	card_icon = "death"
+
+/datum/tarot/death/activate(mob/living/target)
+	for(var/mob/living/L in oview(9, target))
+		L.adjustBruteLoss(20)
+		L.adjustFireLoss(20)
+
+/datum/tarot/temperance
+	name = "XIV - Temperance"
+	desc = "May you be pure in heart."
+	card_icon = "temperance"
+
+/datum/tarot/temperance/activate(mob/living/target)
+	if(!ishuman(target))
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+	var/obj/item/organ/internal/body_egg/egg = H.get_int_organ(/obj/item/organ/internal/body_egg)
+	if(egg)
+		egg.remove(H)
+		H.vomit()
+		egg.forceMove(get_turf(H))
+	H.reagents.add_reagent("mutadone", 1)
+	for(var/obj/item/organ/internal/I in H.internal_organs)
+		I.heal_internal_damage(60)
+	H.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_PANACEA)
+	for(var/thing in H.viruses)
+		var/datum/disease/D = thing
+		if(D.severity == NONTHREAT)
+			continue
+		D.cure()
+
+/datum/tarot/the_devil
+	name = "XV - The Devil"
+	desc = "Revel in the power of darkness."
+	card_icon = "the_devil"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_devil/activate(mob/living/target)
+	target.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_SHADOW_MEND_DEVIL)
+
+/datum/tarot/the_tower
+	name = "XVI - The Tower"
+	desc = "Destruction brings creation."
+	card_icon = "the_tower"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_tower/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/obj/item/grenade/clusterbuster/ied/bakoom = new(get_turf(target))
+	bakoom.prime()
+
+/// I'm sorry matt, this is very funny.
+/datum/tarot/the_stars
+	name = "XVII - The Stars"
+	desc = "May you find what you desire."
+	card_icon = "the_stars"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_stars/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/list/L = list()
+	for(var/turf/T in get_area_turfs(/area/station/security/evidence))
+		if(is_blocked_turf(T))
+			continue
+		L.Add(T)
+
+	if(!length(L))
+		to_chat(target, "<span class='warning'>Huh. No evidence? Well, that means they can't charge you with a crime, right?</span>")
+		return
+
+	target.forceMove(pick(L))
+	to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You are abruptly pulled through space!</span>")
+	for(var/obj/structure/closet/C in shuffle(view(9, target)))
+		if(istype(C, /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet))
+			var/obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/SC = C
+			SC.locked = FALSE
+		C.open()
+		break //Only open one locker
+
+/datum/tarot/the_moon
+	name = "XVIII - The Moon"
+	desc = "May you find all you have lost."
+	card_icon = "the_moon"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_moon/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/list/funny_ruin_list = list()
+	var/turf/target_turf = get_turf(target)
+	for(var/I in GLOB.ruin_landmarks)
+		var/obj/effect/landmark/ruin/ruin_landmark = I
+		if(ruin_landmark.z == target_turf.z)
+			funny_ruin_list += ruin_landmark
+
+	if(length(funny_ruin_list))
+		var/turf/T = get_turf(pick(funny_ruin_list))
+		target.forceMove(T)
+		to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You are abruptly pulled through space!</span>")
+		T.ChangeTurf(/turf/simulated/floor/plating) //we give them plating so they are not trapped in a wall, and a pickaxe to avoid being trapped in a wall
+		new /obj/item/pickaxe/emergency(T)
+		target.update_parallax_contents()
+		return
+	//We did not find a ruin on the same level. Well. I hope you have a space suit, but we'll go space ruins as they are mostly sorta kinda safer.
+	for(var/I in GLOB.ruin_landmarks)
+		var/obj/effect/landmark/ruin/ruin_landmark = I
+		if(!is_mining_level(ruin_landmark.z))
+			funny_ruin_list += ruin_landmark
+
+	if(!length(funny_ruin_list))
+		to_chat(target, "<span class='warning'>Huh. No space ruins? Well, this card is RUINED!</span>")
+
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(pick(funny_ruin_list))
+	target.forceMove(T)
+	to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You are abruptly pulled through space!</span>")
+	T.ChangeTurf(/turf/simulated/floor/plating) //we give them plating so they are not trapped in a wall, and a pickaxe to avoid being trapped in a wall
+	new /obj/item/pickaxe/emergency(T)
+	target.update_parallax_contents()
+	return
+
+/datum/tarot/the_sun
+	name = "XIX - The Sun"
+	desc = "May the light heal and enlighten you."
+	card_icon = "the_sun"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_sun/activate(mob/living/target)
+	target.revive()
+
+/datum/tarot/judgement
+	name = "XX - Judgement"
+	desc = "Judge lest ye be judged."
+	card_icon = "judgement"
+
+/datum/tarot/judgement/activate(mob/living/target)
+	notify_ghosts("[target] has used a judgment card. Judge them. Or not, up to you.", enter_link = "<a href=byond://?src=[UID()];follow=1>(Click to judge)</a>", source = target, action = NOTIFY_FOLLOW)
+
+/datum/tarot/the_world
+	name = "XXI - The World"
+	desc = "Open your eyes and see."
+	card_icon = "the_world"
+
+/datum/tarot/the_world/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/bad/smoke = new()
+	smoke.set_up(10, FALSE, target)
+	smoke.start()
+	target.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_XRAY)
+
+////////////////////////////////
+////////REVERSED ARCANA/////////
+////////////////////////////////
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_fool
+	name = "0 - The Fool?"
+	desc = "Let go and move on."
+	card_icon = "the_fool?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_fool/activate(mob/living/target)
+	if(!ishuman(target))
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+	for(var/obj/item/I in H)
+		if(istype(/obj/item/bio_chip, I))
+			continue
+		H.unEquip(I)
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_magician
+	name = "I - The Magician?"
+	desc = "May no harm come to you."
+	card_icon = "the_magician?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_magician/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/list/thrown_atoms = list()
+	var/sparkle_path = /obj/effect/temp_visual/gravpush
+	for(var/turf/T in range(5, target)) //Done this way so things don't get thrown all around hilariously.
+		for(var/atom/movable/AM in T)
+			thrown_atoms += AM
+
+	for(var/atom/movable/AM as anything in thrown_atoms)
+		if(AM == target || AM.anchored || (ismob(AM) && !isliving(AM)))
+			continue
+
+		var/throw_target = get_edge_target_turf(target, get_dir(target, get_step_away(AM, target)))
+		var/dist_from_user = get_dist(target, AM)
+		if(dist_from_user == 0)
+			if(isliving(AM))
+				var/mob/living/M = AM
+				M.Weaken(6 SECONDS)
+				M.adjustBruteLoss(10)
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>You're slammed into the floor by [name]!</span>")
+				add_attack_logs(target, M, "[M] was thrown by [target]'s [name]", ATKLOG_ALMOSTALL)
+		else
+			new sparkle_path(get_turf(AM), get_dir(target, AM))
+			if(isliving(AM))
+				var/mob/living/M = AM
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>You're thrown back by [name]!</span>")
+				add_attack_logs(target, M, "[M] was thrown by [target]'s [name]", ATKLOG_ALMOSTALL)
+			INVOKE_ASYNC(AM, TYPE_PROC_REF(/atom/movable, throw_at), throw_target, ((clamp((3 - (clamp(dist_from_user - 2, 0, dist_from_user))), 3, 3))), 1) //So stuff gets tossed around at the same time.
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_high_priestess
+	name = "II - The High Priestess?"
+	desc = "Run."
+	card_icon = "the_high_priestess?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_high_priestess/activate(mob/living/target)
+	target.visible_message("<span class='colossus'><b>WHO DARES TO TRY TO USE MY POWER IN A CARD?</b></span>")
+	target.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_REVERSED_HIGH_PRIESTESS)
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_empress
+	name = "III - The Empress?"
+	desc = "May your love bring protection."
+	card_icon = "the_empress?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_empress/activate(mob/living/target)
+	for(var/mob/living/L in oview(9, target))
+		L.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_PACIFIED)
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_emperor
+	name = "IV - The Emperor?"
+	desc = "May you find a worthy opponent."
+	card_icon = "the_emperor?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_emperor/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/list/L = list()
+	var/list/heads = SSticker.mode.get_all_heads()
+	for(var/datum/mind/head in heads)
+		if(ishuman(head.current))
+			L.Add(head.current)
+
+	if(!length(L))
+		to_chat(target, "<span class='warning'>Huh. No command members? I hope you didn't kill them all already...</span>")
+		return
+
+	target.forceMove(get_turf(pick(L)))
+	to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You are abruptly pulled through space!</span>")
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_hierophant
+	name = "V - The Hierophant?"
+	desc = "Two prayers for the forgotten."
+	card_icon = "the_hierophant?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_hierophant/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/active_chasers = 0
+	for(var/mob/living/M in shuffle(orange(7, target)))
+		if(M.stat == DEAD) //Let us not have dead mobs be used to make a disco inferno.
+			continue
+		if(active_chasers >= 2)
+			return
+		var/obj/effect/temp_visual/hierophant/chaser/C = new(get_turf(target), target, M, 1, FALSE)
+		C.moving = 2
+		C.standard_moving_before_recalc = 2
+		C.moving_dir = text2dir(pick("NORTH", "SOUTH", "EAST", "WEST"))
+		active_chasers++
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_lovers
+	name = "VI - The Lovers?"
+	desc = "May your heart shatter to pieces."
+	card_icon = "the_lovers?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_lovers/activate(mob/living/target)
+	if(!ishuman(target))
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+	H.apply_damage(20, BRUTE, BODY_ZONE_CHEST)
+	H.bleed(120)
+	var/obj/item/organ/external/chest = H.get_organ(BODY_ZONE_CHEST)
+	chest.fracture()
+	var/datum/organ/heart/datum_heart = H.get_int_organ_datum(ORGAN_DATUM_HEART)
+	var/obj/item/organ/internal/our_heart = datum_heart.linked_organ
+	our_heart.receive_damage(20, TRUE)
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_chariot
+	name = "VII - The Chariot?"
+	desc = "May nothing walk past you."
+	card_icon = "the_chariot?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_chariot/activate(mob/living/target)
+	target.Stun(4 SECONDS)
+	new /obj/structure/closet/statue/indestructible(get_turf(target), target)
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/justice
+	name = "VIII - Justice?"
+	desc = "May your sins come back to torment you."
+	card_icon = "justice?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/justice/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/list/static/ignored_supply_pack_types = list(
+		/datum/supply_packs/abstract,
+		/datum/supply_packs/abstract/shuttle
+	)
+	var/chosen = pick(SSeconomy.supply_packs - ignored_supply_pack_types)
+	var/datum/supply_packs/the_pack = new chosen()
+	var/spawn_location = get_turf(target)
+	var/obj/structure/closet/crate/crate = the_pack.create_package(spawn_location)
+	crate.name = "magic [crate.name]"
+	qdel(the_pack)
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_hermit
+	name = "IX - The Hermit?"
+	desc = "May you see the value of all things in life."
+	card_icon = "the_hermit?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_hermit/activate(mob/living/target) //Someone can improve this in the future (hopefully comment will not be here in 10 years.)
+	for(var/obj/item/I in view(7, target))
+		if(istype(I, /obj/item/gun))
+			new /obj/item/stack/spacecash/c200(get_turf(I))
+			qdel(I)
+			continue
+		if(istype(I, /obj/item/grenade))
+			new /obj/item/stack/spacecash/c50(get_turf(I))
+			qdel(I)
+		if(istype(I, /obj/item/clothing/suit/armor))
+			new /obj/item/stack/spacecash/c100(get_turf(I))
+			qdel(I)
+		if(istype(I, /obj/item/melee/baton))
+			new /obj/item/stack/spacecash/c100(get_turf(I))
+			qdel(I)
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/wheel_of_fortune
+	name = "X - Wheel of Fortune?"
+	desc = "Throw the dice of fate."
+	card_icon = "wheel_of_fortune?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/wheel_of_fortune/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/obj/item/dice/d20/fate/one_use/gonna_roll_a_one = new /obj/item/dice/d20/fate/one_use(get_turf(target))
+	gonna_roll_a_one.diceroll(target)
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/strength
+	name = "XI - Strength?"
+	desc = "May you break their resolve."
+	card_icon = "strength?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/strength/activate(mob/living/target)
+	for(var/mob/living/M in oview(9, target))
+		M.Hallucinate(2 MINUTES)
+		new /obj/effect/hallucination/delusion(get_turf(M), M)
+		M.adjustBrainLoss(30)
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_hanged_man
+	name = "XII - The Hanged Man?"
+	desc = "May your greed know no bounds."
+	card_icon = "the_hanged_man?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_hanged_man/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/obj/structure/cursed_slot_machine/pull_the_lever_kronk = new /obj/structure/cursed_slot_machine(get_turf(target))
+	if(ishuman(target))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/WRONG_LEVER = target
+		pull_the_lever_kronk.attack_hand(WRONG_LEVER)
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/death
+	name = "XIII - Death?"
+	desc = "May life spring forth from the fallen."
+	card_icon = "death?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/death/activate(mob/living/target)
+	new /obj/structure/constructshell(get_turf(target))
+	new /obj/item/soulstone/anybody(get_turf(target))
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/temperance
+	name = "XIV - Temperance?"
+	desc = "May your hunger be satiated."
+	card_icon = "temperance?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/temperance/activate(mob/living/target)
+	if(!ishuman(target))
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+	for(var/i in 1 to 5)
+		var/datum/reagents/R = new /datum/reagents(10)
+		R.add_reagent(get_unrestricted_random_reagent_id(), 10)
+		R.reaction(H, REAGENT_INGEST)
+		R.trans_to(H, 10)
+	target.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[target] consumes 5 pills rapidly!</span>")
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_devil
+	name = "XV - The Devil?"
+	desc = "Bask in the light of your mercy."
+	card_icon = "the_devil?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_devil/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/obj/item/grenade/clusterbuster/i_hate_nians = new(get_turf(target))
+	i_hate_nians.prime()
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_tower
+	name = "XVI - The Tower?"
+	desc = "Creation brings destruction."
+	card_icon = "the_tower?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_tower/activate(mob/living/target)
+	for(var/turf/T in RANGE_TURFS(9, target))
+		if(locate(/mob/living) in T)
+			continue
+		if(istype(T, /turf/simulated/wall/indestructible))
+			continue
+		if(prob(66))
+			continue
+		T.ChangeTurf(/turf/simulated/mineral/random/labormineral)
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_stars
+	name = "XVII - The Stars?"
+	desc = "May your loss bring fortune."
+	card_icon = "the_stars?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_stars/activate(mob/living/target) //Heavy clone damage hit, but gain 2 cards. Not teathered to the card producer. Could lead to card stacking, but would require the sun to fix easily
+	if(!ishuman(target))
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+	H.adjustCloneLoss(50)
+	for(var/obj/item/organ/external/E in shuffle(H.bodyparts))
+		switch(rand(1,3))
+			if(1)
+				E.fracture()
+			if(2)
+				E.cause_internal_bleeding()
+			if(3)
+				E.cause_burn_wound()
+		break // I forgot the break the first time. Very funny.
+
+	H.drop_l_hand()
+	H.drop_r_hand()
+	var/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/MTC = new /obj/item/magic_tarot_card(get_turf(src))
+	var/obj/item/magic_tarot_card/MPC = new /obj/item/magic_tarot_card(get_turf(src))
+	H.put_in_hands(MTC)
+	H.put_in_hands(MPC)
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_moon
+	name = "XVIII - The Moon?"
+	desc = "May you remember lost memories."
+	card_icon = "the_moon?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_moon/activate(mob/living/target)
+	for(var/mob/living/L in view(5, target)) //Shorter range as this kinda can give away antagonists, though that is also funny.
+		target.mind.show_memory(L, 0) //Safe code? Bank accounts? PDA codes? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough tarots
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_sun
+	name = "XIX - The Sun?"
+	desc = "May the darkness swallow all around you."
+	card_icon = "the_sun?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_sun/activate(mob/living/target)
+	target.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_REVERSED_SUN)
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/judgement
+	name = "XX - Judgement?"
+	desc = "May you redeem those found wanting" //Who wants more, but ghosts for something interesting
+	card_icon = "judgement?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/judgement/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/datum/event_container/EC = SSevents.event_containers[EVENT_LEVEL_MODERATE]
+	var/decrease = 5 MINUTES
+	EC.next_event_time -= decrease
+	log_and_message_admins("decreased timer for [GLOB.severity_to_string[EC.severity]] events by 5 minutes by use of a [src].")
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_world
+	name = "XXI - The World?"
+	desc = "Step into the abyss."
+	card_icon = "the_world?"
+
+/datum/tarot/reversed/the_world/activate(mob/living/target)
+	var/list/L = list()
+	for(var/turf/T in get_area_turfs(/area/mine/outpost)) //Lavaland is the abyss, but also too hot to send people too. Mining base should be fair!
+		if(is_blocked_turf(T))
+			continue
+		L.Add(T)
+
+	if(!length(L))
+		to_chat(target, "<span class='warning'>Hmm. No base? A miner issue.</span>")
+		return
+
+	target.forceMove(pick(L))
+	to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>You are abruptly pulled through space!</span>")
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/rightandwrong.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/rightandwrong.dm
index 48e603a0994..0b2c52f3660 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/rightandwrong.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/rightandwrong.dm
@@ -79,7 +79,9 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(summoned_magic, list(
 	/obj/item/scrying,
 	/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/wizard,
 	/obj/item/immortality_talisman,
-	/obj/item/melee/ghost_sword))
+	/obj/item/melee/ghost_sword,
+	/obj/item/tarot_card_pack,
+	/obj/item/tarot_card_pack/jumbo))
 
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(summoned_special_magic, list(
 	/obj/item/gun/magic/staff/animate,
@@ -87,7 +89,8 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(summoned_special_magic, list(
 	/obj/item/contract,
 	/obj/item/gun/magic/staff/chaos,
 	/obj/item/necromantic_stone,
-	/obj/item/blood_contract))
+	/obj/item/blood_contract,
+	/obj/item/tarot_generator))
 
 //everything above except for single use spellbooks, because they are counted separately (and are for basic bitches anyways)
 GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(summoned_magic_objectives, list(
@@ -100,7 +103,8 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(summoned_magic_objectives, list(
 	/obj/item/necromantic_stone,
 	/obj/item/scrying,
 	/obj/item/spellbook,
-	/obj/item/storage/belt/wands/full))
+	/obj/item/storage/belt/wands/full,
+	/obj/item/tarot_generator))
 
 // If true, it's the probability of triggering "survivor" antag.
 GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(summon_guns_triggered, FALSE)
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/spellbook.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/spellbook.dm
index 743079d34e5..d175fcbf6ad 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/spellbook.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/spellbook.dm
@@ -483,6 +483,15 @@
 	cost = 1
 	category = "Artefacts"
 
+/datum/spellbook_entry/item/tarot_generator
+	name = "Enchanted tarot card deck"
+	desc = "An magic tarot card deck, enchanted with special Ink. \
+	Capable of producing magic tarot cards of the 22 major arcana, both normal and reversed. Each card has a different effect. \
+	Throw the card at someone to use it on them, or use it in hand to apply it to yourself. Unlimited uses, 12 second cooldown, can have up to 5 cards in the world."
+	item_path = /obj/item/tarot_generator/wizard
+	cost = 2
+	category = "Artefacts"
+
 //Weapons and Armors
 /datum/spellbook_entry/item/battlemage
 	name = "Battlemage Armor"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/effects/temporary_visuals/cult_visuals.dm b/code/game/objects/effects/temporary_visuals/cult_visuals.dm
index a1b2d4320a9..3f6d09dbaf6 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/effects/temporary_visuals/cult_visuals.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/effects/temporary_visuals/cult_visuals.dm
@@ -9,6 +9,13 @@
 	name = "blood sparks"
 	icon_state = "bloodsparkles"
 
+/obj/effect/temp_visual/cult/sparks/hierophant
+	icon = 'icons/effects/effects.dmi'
+	randomdir = TRUE
+	duration = 12
+	name = "purple sparks"
+	icon_state = "hierophant_blast"
+
 /obj/effect/temp_visual/dir_setting/cult/phase
 	name = "phase glow"
 	duration = 12
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
index 49c45f27fe8..18b6d11151a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/sheets/sheet_types.dm
@@ -514,7 +514,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(cult_recipes, list (
 	new /datum/stack_recipe/cult("runed girder (used to make cult walls)", /obj/structure/girder/cult, 1, time = 1 SECONDS, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE, cult_structure = TRUE),
 	new /datum/stack_recipe/cult("pylon (heals nearby cultists)", /obj/structure/cult/functional/pylon, 4, time = 4 SECONDS, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE, cult_structure = TRUE),
 	new /datum/stack_recipe/cult("forge (crafts shielded robes, flagellant's robes, and mirror shields)", /obj/structure/cult/functional/forge, 3, time = 4 SECONDS, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE, cult_structure = TRUE),
-	new /datum/stack_recipe/cult("archives (crafts zealot's blindfolds, shuttle curse orbs, veil shifters, and reality sunderers)", /obj/structure/cult/functional/archives, 3, time = 4 SECONDS, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE, cult_structure = TRUE),
+	new /datum/stack_recipe/cult("archives (crafts zealot's blindfolds, shuttle curse orbs, veil shifters, reality sunderers, and blank tarot cards)", /obj/structure/cult/functional/archives, 3, time = 4 SECONDS, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE, cult_structure = TRUE),
 	new /datum/stack_recipe/cult("altar (crafts eldritch whetstones, construct shells, and flasks of unholy water)", /obj/structure/cult/functional/altar, 3, time = 4 SECONDS, one_per_turf = TRUE, on_floor = TRUE, cult_structure = TRUE),
 	))
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/cards_ids.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/cards_ids.dm
index 7a825263df9..cc9c370b973 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/cards_ids.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/cards_ids.dm
@@ -47,6 +47,21 @@
 		return
 	A.emag_act(user)
 
+/obj/item/card/emag/magic_key
+	name = "magic key"
+	desc = "It's a magic key, that will open one door!"
+	icon_state = "magic_key"
+	origin_tech = "magnets=2"
+
+/obj/item/card/emag/magic_key/afterattack(atom/target, mob/user, proximity)
+	if(!istype(target, /obj/machinery/door))
+		return
+	var/obj/machinery/door/D = target
+	D.locked = FALSE
+	update_icon()
+	. = ..()
+	qdel(src)
+
 /obj/item/card/cmag
 	desc = "It's a card coated in a slurry of electromagnetic bananium."
 	name = "jestographic sequencer"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/clusterbuster.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/clusterbuster.dm
index f08704aa25d..a03f07be8b0 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/clusterbuster.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/clusterbuster.dm
@@ -227,6 +227,11 @@
 	desc = "For when you need to knock out EVERYONE."
 	payload = /obj/item/grenade/gas/knockout
 
+/obj/item/grenade/clusterbuster/ied
+	name = "\improper IED Cluster Grenade"
+	desc = "For when you need to do something between everything and nothing."
+	payload = /obj/item/grenade/iedcasing
+
 ////////////Clusterbuster of Clusterbusters////////////
 //As a note: be extrodinarily careful about make the payload clusterbusters as it can quickly destroy the MC/Server
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
index 453c0e0c8cd..dbc5d3f5ced 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/backpack.dm
@@ -720,7 +720,8 @@
 		/obj/item/warp_cube/red = 1,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/drinks/everfull = 2,
 		/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/wizard = 2,
-		/obj/item/immortality_talisman = 1 ) //spells recharge when invincible
+		/obj/item/immortality_talisman = 1, //spells recharge when invincible
+		/obj/item/tarot_generator/wizard = 2)
 	var/obj/item/pickeda = pick(list_a)
 	value += list_a[pickeda]
 	new pickeda(src)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm
index 5dffb626cf7..0be43090cc9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/statue.dm
@@ -117,3 +117,17 @@
 		user.dust()
 	dump_contents()
 	visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] shatters!</span>")
+
+/obj/structure/closet/statue/indestructible
+	resistance_flags = INDESTRUCTIBLE | LAVA_PROOF | FIRE_PROOF | ACID_PROOF
+	timer = 240 SECONDS_TO_LIFE_CYCLES
+
+/obj/structure/closet/statue/indestructible/ex_act(severity)
+	return //No delimbing them
+
+/obj/structure/closet/statue/indestructible/shatter(mob/user)
+	return //No. Failsafe.
+
+/obj/structure/closet/statue/indestructible/singularity_act()
+	return //I mean maybe but no.
+
diff --git a/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/ruins/wizardcrash.dm b/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/ruins/wizardcrash.dm
index c872499557d..be522b5ebb3 100644
--- a/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/ruins/wizardcrash.dm
+++ b/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/ruins/wizardcrash.dm
@@ -18,8 +18,12 @@
 				/obj/item/guardiancreator = 1,   // jackpot.
 				/obj/item/spellbook/oneuse/knock = 1,    // tresspassing charges incoming
 				/obj/item/gun/magic/wand/resurrection = 1,   // medbay's best friend
+				/obj/item/tarot_generator = 1,   // A little bit of everything, all of the time.
 				/obj/item/spellbook/oneuse/charge = 20,  // and now for less useful stuff to dilute the good loot chances
 				/obj/item/spellbook/oneuse/summonitem = 20,
 				/obj/item/spellbook/oneuse/forcewall = 10,
-				/obj/item/book/granter/spell/summon_cheese = 20      // hungry wizard stuff
+				/obj/item/tarot_card_pack = 10,
+				/obj/item/tarot_card_pack/jumbo = 6,
+				/obj/item/tarot_card_pack/mega = 4,
+				/obj/item/book/granter/spell/summon_cheese = 15      // hungry wizard stuff
 				)
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm b/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
index 852149ec771..a339ad902a0 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
@@ -611,6 +611,23 @@
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/proc/setup_shielding()
 	return
 
+///Hierophant card shielding. Saves me time.
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/proc/setup_hierophant_shielding()
+	var/datum/component/shielded/shield = GetComponent(/datum/component/shielded)
+	if(!shield)
+		AddComponent(/datum/component/shielded, recharge_start_delay = 0 SECONDS, shield_icon = "shield-hierophant", run_hit_callback = CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(hierophant_shield_damaged)))
+		return
+	if(shield.shield_icon == "shield-hierophant") //If the hierophant shield has been used, recharge it. Otherwise, it's a shielded component we don't want to touch
+		shield.current_charges = 3
+
+/// A proc for callback when the shield breaks, since I am stupid and want custom effects.
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/proc/hierophant_shield_damaged(mob/living/wearer, attack_text, new_current_charges)
+	wearer.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[attack_text] is deflected in a burst of dark-purple sparks!</span>")
+	new /obj/effect/temp_visual/cult/sparks/hierophant(get_turf(wearer))
+	playsound(wearer,'sound/magic/blind.ogg', 200, TRUE, -2)
+	if(new_current_charges == 0)
+		wearer.visible_message("<span class='danger'>The runed shield around [wearer] suddenly disappears!</span>")
+
 //Proc that opens and closes jackets.
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/proc/adjustsuit(mob/user)
 	if(ignore_suitadjust)
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
index 65386ffc6de..099d24c5e85 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm
@@ -69,6 +69,18 @@
 		if(23)
 			new /obj/item/borg/upgrade/modkit/lifesteal(src)
 			new /obj/item/bedsheet/cult(src)
+		if(24)
+			switch(rand(1, 11))
+				if(1)
+					new /obj/item/blank_tarot_card(src)
+				if(2 to 5)
+					new /obj/item/tarot_card_pack(src)
+				if(6 to 8)
+					new /obj/item/tarot_card_pack/jumbo(src)
+				if(9, 10)
+					new /obj/item/tarot_card_pack/mega(src)
+				if(11)
+					new /obj/item/tarot_generator(src) // ~1/250? Seems reasonable
 
 //KA modkit design discs
 /obj/item/disk/design_disk/modkit_disk
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents_holder.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents_holder.dm
index 851788b90d8..4d68ff36daa 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents_holder.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents_holder.dm
@@ -969,6 +969,17 @@
 	var/picked_reagent = pick(random_reagents)
 	return picked_reagent
 
+/// Returns a random reagent ID, with real non blacklisted balance boosting action!
+/proc/get_unrestricted_random_reagent_id()
+	var/static/list/random_reagents
+	if(!length(random_reagents))
+		random_reagents = list()
+		for(var/datum/reagent/thing as anything in subtypesof(/datum/reagent))
+			var/R = initial(thing.id)
+			random_reagents += R
+	var/picked_reagent = pick(random_reagents)
+	return picked_reagent
+
 /datum/reagents/proc/get_reagent_from_id(id)
 	var/datum/reagent/result = null
 	for(var/A in reagent_list)
diff --git a/code/modules/station_goals/bluespace_tap.dm b/code/modules/station_goals/bluespace_tap.dm
index cfa51561e12..3f88756eeb3 100644
--- a/code/modules/station_goals/bluespace_tap.dm
+++ b/code/modules/station_goals/bluespace_tap.dm
@@ -116,7 +116,11 @@
 		/obj/item/bedsheet/cult = 2,
 		/obj/item/bedsheet/wiz = 2,
 		/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/tranquillite/fifty = 3,
-		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/combat = 5
+		/obj/item/clothing/gloves/combat = 5,
+		/obj/item/blank_tarot_card = 5,
+		/obj/item/tarot_card_pack = 5,
+		/obj/item/tarot_card_pack/jumbo = 3,
+		/obj/item/tarot_card_pack/mega = 2
 	)
 
 /obj/effect/spawner/lootdrop/bluespace_tap/organic
diff --git a/icons/effects/effects.dmi b/icons/effects/effects.dmi
index d2419382171..656a8380279 100644
Binary files a/icons/effects/effects.dmi and b/icons/effects/effects.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/card.dmi b/icons/obj/card.dmi
index 7596aae9be0..3818dd761e9 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/card.dmi and b/icons/obj/card.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/playing_cards.dmi b/icons/obj/playing_cards.dmi
index 866cf0a5fc4..58d9508af72 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/playing_cards.dmi and b/icons/obj/playing_cards.dmi differ
diff --git a/paradise.dme b/paradise.dme
index be76cb94d91..6774197686a 100644
--- a/paradise.dme
+++ b/paradise.dme
@@ -752,6 +752,7 @@
 #include "code\game\gamemodes\vampire\vampire_gamemode.dm"
 #include "code\game\gamemodes\wizard\artefact.dm"
 #include "code\game\gamemodes\wizard\godhand.dm"
+#include "code\game\gamemodes\wizard\magic_tarot.dm"
 #include "code\game\gamemodes\wizard\raginmages.dm"
 #include "code\game\gamemodes\wizard\rightandwrong.dm"
 #include "code\game\gamemodes\wizard\soulstone.dm"