diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/genetics.dm b/code/__DEFINES/genetics.dm
index c465ab2d514..b446a5407ac 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/genetics.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/genetics.dm
@@ -104,6 +104,7 @@
 #define NUTRITION_LEVEL_FED 350
 #define NUTRITION_LEVEL_HUNGRY 250
 #define NUTRITION_LEVEL_STARVING 150
+#define NUTRITION_LEVEL_HYPOGLYCEMIA 100
 #define NUTRITION_LEVEL_CURSED 0
 
 //Used as an upper limit for species that continuously gain nutriment
diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/critical.dm b/code/datums/diseases/critical.dm
index e3ebc2cf905..8dc910e3baf 100644
--- a/code/datums/diseases/critical.dm
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/critical.dm
@@ -6,12 +6,17 @@
 	if(prob(stage_prob))
 		stage = min(stage + 1, max_stages)
 
+	if(has_cure())
+		cure()
+		return FALSE
+	return TRUE
+
+/datum/disease/critical/has_cure()
 	for(var/C_id in cures)
 		if(affected_mob.reagents.has_reagent(C_id))
 			if(prob(cure_chance))
-				cure()
-				return FALSE
-	return TRUE
+				return TRUE
+	return FALSE
 
 /datum/disease/critical/shock
 	name = "Shock"
@@ -31,7 +36,7 @@
 
 /datum/disease/critical/shock/stage_act()
 	if(..())
-		if(affected_mob.health >= 25)
+		if(affected_mob.health >= 25 && affected_mob.nutrition >= NUTRITION_LEVEL_HYPOGLYCEMIA)
 			to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='notice'>You feel better.</span>")
 			cure()
 			return
@@ -134,3 +139,64 @@
 				if(prob(5) && ishuman(affected_mob))
 					var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = affected_mob
 					H.set_heartattack(TRUE)
+
+/datum/disease/critical/hypoglycemia
+	name = "Hypoglycemia"
+	form = "Medical Emergency"
+	max_stages = 3
+	spread_flags = SPECIAL
+	spread_text = "The patient has low blood sugar."
+	cure_text = "Eating or administration of vitamins or nutrients"
+	viable_mobtypes = list(/mob/living/carbon/human)
+	stage_prob = 1
+	severity = DANGEROUS
+	disease_flags = CURABLE
+	bypasses_immunity = TRUE
+	virus_heal_resistant = TRUE
+
+/datum/disease/critical/hypoglycemia/has_cure()
+	if(ishuman(affected_mob))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = affected_mob
+		if(NO_HUNGER in H.dna.species.species_traits)
+			return TRUE
+		if(ismachine(H))
+			return TRUE
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/disease/critical/hypoglycemia/stage_act()
+	if(..())
+		if(affected_mob.nutrition > NUTRITION_LEVEL_HYPOGLYCEMIA)
+			to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='notice'>You feel a lot better!</span>")
+			cure()
+			return
+		switch(stage)
+			if(1)
+				if(prob(4))
+					to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='warning'>You feel hungry!</span>")
+				if(prob(2))
+					to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='warning'>You have a headache!</span>")
+				if(prob(2))
+					to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='warning'>You feel [pick("anxious", "depressed")]!</span>")
+			if(2)
+				if(prob(4))
+					to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='warning'>You feel like everything is wrong with your life!</span>")
+				if(prob(5))
+					affected_mob.Slowed(rand(4, 16))
+					to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='warning'>You feel [pick("tired", "exhausted", "sluggish")].</span>")
+				if(prob(5))
+					affected_mob.Weaken(6)
+					affected_mob.Stuttering(10)
+					to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='warning'>You feel [pick("numb", "confused", "dizzy", "lightheaded")].</span>")
+					affected_mob.emote("collapse")
+			if(3)
+				if(prob(8))
+					var/datum/disease/D = new /datum/disease/critical/shock
+					affected_mob.ForceContractDisease(D)
+				if(prob(12))
+					affected_mob.Weaken(6)
+					affected_mob.Stuttering(10)
+					to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='warning'>You feel [pick("numb", "confused", "dizzy", "lightheaded")].</span>")
+					affected_mob.emote("collapse")
+				if(prob(12))
+					to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='warning'>You feel [pick("tired", "exhausted", "sluggish")].</span>")
+					affected_mob.Slowed(rand(4, 16))
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diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm
index 845339917eb..af689940d97 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm
@@ -290,10 +290,10 @@
 		if(5)
 			msg += "[p_they(TRUE)] looks absolutely soaked.\n"
 
-	if(nutrition < NUTRITION_LEVEL_STARVING - 50)
+	if(nutrition < NUTRITION_LEVEL_HYPOGLYCEMIA)
 		msg += "[p_they(TRUE)] [p_are()] severely malnourished.\n"
 	else if(nutrition >= NUTRITION_LEVEL_FAT)
-		if(user.nutrition < NUTRITION_LEVEL_STARVING - 50)
+		if(user.nutrition < NUTRITION_LEVEL_HYPOGLYCEMIA)
 			msg += "[p_they(TRUE)] [p_are()] plump and delicious looking - Like a fat little piggy. A tasty piggy.\n"
 		else
 			msg += "[p_they(TRUE)] [p_are()] quite chubby.\n"
@@ -431,4 +431,4 @@
 		if("l_hand")
 			. = "left hand"
 		if("r_hand")
-			. = "right hand"
+			. = "right hand"
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diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index b46dff4718a..4ce3f266fed 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -631,6 +631,10 @@
 				else
 					overeatduration -= 2
 
+		if(!ismachine(src) && nutrition < NUTRITION_LEVEL_HYPOGLYCEMIA) //Gosh damn snowflakey IPCs
+			var/datum/disease/D = new /datum/disease/critical/hypoglycemia
+			ForceContractDisease(D)
+
 		//metabolism change
 		if(nutrition > NUTRITION_LEVEL_FAT)
 			metabolism_efficiency = 1
@@ -1119,4 +1123,4 @@
 
 // Need this in species.
 //#undef HUMAN_MAX_OXYLOSS
-//#undef HUMAN_CRIT_MAX_OXYLOSS
+//#undef HUMAN_CRIT_MAX_OXYLOSS
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