diff --git a/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/moonoutpost19.dmm b/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/moonoutpost19.dmm
index 4ed9278cd1c..7fcf54e36ba 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/moonoutpost19.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/moonoutpost19.dmm
@@ -6864,10 +6864,8 @@
 "yD" = (
 /obj/structure/rack,
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/delivery,
-/obj/machinery/alarm/monitor{
-	dir = 8;
-	locked = 0;
-	pixel_x = 24
+/obj/machinery/alarm/monitor/directional/east{
+	locked = 0
 	},
 /obj/item/analyzer,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/oldstation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/oldstation.dmm
index beca406c5a3..b491af4be5c 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/oldstation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/oldstation.dmm
@@ -999,8 +999,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel/white,
 /area/ruin/ancientstation/proto)
 "cW" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{
-	pixel_y = 24;
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/north{
 	report_danger_level = 0
 	},
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
@@ -1202,9 +1201,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/wall,
 /area/ruin/ancientstation/sec)
 "dB" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{
-	dir = 8;
-	pixel_x = 24;
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/east{
 	report_danger_level = 0
 	},
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
@@ -1702,9 +1699,7 @@
 /obj/structure/chair{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{
-	dir = 8;
-	pixel_x = 24;
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/east{
 	report_danger_level = 0
 	},
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
@@ -1883,9 +1878,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/light/small{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{
-	dir = 4;
-	pixel_x = -24;
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/west{
 	report_danger_level = 0
 	},
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
@@ -2197,9 +2190,7 @@
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
-/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{
-	dir = 8;
-	pixel_x = 24;
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/east{
 	report_danger_level = 0
 	},
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
@@ -2228,9 +2219,7 @@
 "fP" = (
 /obj/structure/rack,
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/nasavoid/old,
-/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{
-	dir = 8;
-	pixel_x = 24;
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/east{
 	report_danger_level = 0
 	},
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
@@ -2658,9 +2647,7 @@
 	d2 = 2;
 	icon_state = "1-2"
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{
-	dir = 4;
-	pixel_x = -24;
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/west{
 	report_danger_level = 0
 	},
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
@@ -2873,9 +2860,7 @@
 "hj" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
-/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{
-	dir = 8;
-	pixel_x = 24;
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/east{
 	report_danger_level = 0
 	},
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hivebot,
@@ -4348,8 +4333,7 @@
 /area/ruin/ancientstation/atmo)
 "kx" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/egg_smudge,
-/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{
-	pixel_y = 24;
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/north{
 	report_danger_level = 0
 	},
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
@@ -4563,9 +4547,7 @@
 "lb" = (
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/supply,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
-/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{
-	dir = 8;
-	pixel_x = 24;
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/east{
 	report_danger_level = 0
 	},
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
@@ -4635,12 +4617,8 @@
 	},
 /area/ruin/ancientstation/hydroponics)
 "lj" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "custom placement";
-	pixel_y = -22
-	},
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 8;
 	icon_state = "greencorner"
@@ -4828,9 +4806,7 @@
 	},
 /area/ruin/ancientstation/engi)
 "lA" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{
-	dir = 4;
-	pixel_x = -24;
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/west{
 	report_danger_level = 0
 	},
 /obj/structure/rack,
@@ -4870,9 +4846,7 @@
 	d2 = 2;
 	icon_state = "1-2"
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{
-	dir = 4;
-	pixel_x = -24;
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/west{
 	report_danger_level = 0
 	},
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
@@ -4925,9 +4899,7 @@
 /area/ruin/ancientstation/atmo)
 "lK" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
-/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{
-	dir = 8;
-	pixel_x = 24;
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/east{
 	report_danger_level = 0
 	},
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hivebot,
@@ -4952,9 +4924,7 @@
 /area/ruin/ancientstation/sec)
 "lN" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
-/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{
-	dir = 8;
-	pixel_x = 24;
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/east{
 	report_danger_level = 0
 	},
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/syndie_space_base.dmm b/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/syndie_space_base.dmm
index 58647062576..9c2fcf54cdc 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/syndie_space_base.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/RandomRuins/SpaceRuins/syndie_space_base.dmm
@@ -779,11 +779,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/ruin/unpowered/syndicate_space_base/atmos)
 "eD" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{
-	pixel_x = -24;
-	name = "Syndie West Air Alarm";
-	dir = 4
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/west,
 /obj/structure/closet/radiation,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "darkgreen";
@@ -1149,11 +1145,7 @@
 /area/ruin/unpowered/syndicate_space_base/chemistry)
 "gt" = (
 /obj/structure/table/reinforced,
-/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{
-	pixel_x = -24;
-	name = "Syndie West Air Alarm";
-	dir = 4
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/west,
 /obj/item/storage/box/monkeycubes/syndicate{
 	pixel_x = 7;
 	pixel_y = 7
@@ -2055,11 +2047,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/grass,
 /area/ruin/unpowered/syndicate_space_base/service)
 "ld" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{
-	pixel_y = -24;
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "Syndie South Air Alarm"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/ruin/unpowered/syndicate_space_base/engineering)
 "lo" = (
@@ -4003,11 +3991,7 @@
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/drinks/flask/barflask,
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/drinks/flask/barflask,
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
-/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{
-	pixel_x = -24;
-	name = "Syndie West Air Alarm";
-	dir = 4
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/west,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "grimy"
 	},
@@ -4210,11 +4194,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{
-	pixel_x = -24;
-	name = "Syndie West Air Alarm";
-	dir = 4
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/scrubbers,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/supply,
 /obj/structure/cable/green{
@@ -4330,10 +4310,7 @@
 	},
 /area/ruin/unpowered/syndicate_space_base/toxlaunch)
 "xO" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{
-	name = "Syndie North Air Alarm";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 1;
 	icon_state = "darkblue"
@@ -5199,10 +5176,7 @@
 	},
 /area/ruin/unpowered/syndicate_space_base/dormitories)
 "CR" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{
-	name = "Syndie North Air Alarm";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "dark"
 	},
@@ -5546,10 +5520,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/ruin/unpowered/syndicate_space_base/engineering)
 "EU" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{
-	name = "Syndie North Air Alarm";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/supply{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -5750,11 +5721,7 @@
 	},
 /area/ruin/unpowered/syndicate_space_base/main)
 "FP" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{
-	pixel_x = -24;
-	name = "Syndie West Air Alarm";
-	dir = 4
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/scrubbers,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/supply,
 /obj/structure/cable/green{
@@ -6142,10 +6109,7 @@
 	},
 /area/ruin/unpowered/syndicate_space_base/main)
 "Ik" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{
-	name = "Syndie North Air Alarm";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/ruin/unpowered/syndicate_space_base/atmos)
 "Il" = (
@@ -7130,11 +7094,7 @@
 /obj/item/handheld_defibrillator,
 /obj/item/handheld_defibrillator,
 /obj/item/defibrillator,
-/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{
-	pixel_x = 24;
-	name = "Syndie West Air Alarm";
-	dir = 8
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 4;
 	icon_state = "whiteblue"
@@ -8144,11 +8104,7 @@
 /area/ruin/unpowered/syndicate_space_base/engineering)
 "TW" = (
 /obj/structure/table,
-/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{
-	pixel_y = -24;
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "Syndie South Air Alarm"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/south,
 /obj/item/stack/sheet/metal/fifty,
 /obj/item/storage/toolbox/mechanical,
 /obj/item/storage/box/beakers,
@@ -8255,11 +8211,7 @@
 	},
 /area/ruin/unpowered/syndicate_space_base/arrivals)
 "UC" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{
-	pixel_x = -24;
-	name = "Syndie West Air Alarm";
-	dir = 4
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/disposal,
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/trunk{
 	dir = 1
@@ -8577,11 +8529,7 @@
 	},
 /area/ruin/unpowered/syndicate_space_base/virology)
 "Wr" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{
-	pixel_x = 24;
-	name = "Syndie West Air Alarm";
-	dir = 8
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "dark"
 	},
@@ -8781,11 +8729,7 @@
 "Xn" = (
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/scrubbers,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/supply,
-/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{
-	pixel_x = 24;
-	name = "Syndie West Air Alarm";
-	dir = 8
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "dark"
 	},
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/generic/Lavaland.dmm b/_maps/map_files/generic/Lavaland.dmm
index 54348ce265b..9769e9b96be 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/generic/Lavaland.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/generic/Lavaland.dmm
@@ -550,11 +550,7 @@
 /area/mine/outpost/storage)
 "bX" = (
 /obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/lavaland,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 9;
 	icon_state = "darkyellowcorners"
@@ -1469,11 +1465,7 @@
 	dir = 1
 	},
 /obj/machinery/light,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "white";
 	dir = 8
@@ -2627,11 +2619,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/supply{
 	dir = 9
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/machinery/camera{
 	c_tag = "Mining Outpost - Communications";
 	network = list("Mining Outpost");
@@ -2783,11 +2771,7 @@
 /area/mine/laborcamp)
 "gw" = (
 /obj/machinery/economy/vending/snack,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_regular_floor = "yellowsiding";
 	icon_state = "tranquillite"
@@ -3236,10 +3220,7 @@
 	network = list("Mining Outpost");
 	dir = 5
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 1;
 	icon_state = "darkfull"
@@ -4360,11 +4341,7 @@
 /obj/item/radio/intercom/locked/prison{
 	pixel_y = -28
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/structure/table,
 /obj/item/paper_bin{
 	pixel_x = 1;
@@ -4526,10 +4503,7 @@
 /area/mine/laborcamp)
 "oa" = (
 /obj/machinery/computer/card/minor/qm,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/carpet,
 /area/mine/outpost/quartermaster)
 "ob" = (
@@ -5372,10 +5346,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/portables_connector{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 9;
 	icon_state = "darkred"
@@ -6501,11 +6472,7 @@
 	},
 /area/mine/laborcamp)
 "Ai" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/machinery/camera{
 	c_tag = "Mining Outpost - West Hallway";
 	dir = 1;
@@ -7978,10 +7945,7 @@
 "Jl" = (
 /obj/structure/table,
 /obj/item/storage/firstaid/machine,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/mine/outpost/mechbay)
 "Jn" = (
@@ -8777,11 +8741,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/light/small,
 /obj/structure/closet,
 /obj/item/storage/bag/trash,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/item/storage/box/lights/mixed,
 /obj/item/caution,
 /obj/item/caution,
@@ -8861,11 +8821,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/computer/atmos_alert{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 1;
 	icon_state = "darkfull"
@@ -9960,11 +9916,7 @@
 	},
 /area/mine/laborcamp)
 "Ww" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_scrubber/on{
 	dir = 8
 	},
@@ -10065,11 +10017,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/mine/outpost/maintenance/east)
 "WX" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_scrubber/on{
 	dir = 8
 	},
@@ -10290,10 +10238,7 @@
 /area/mine/laborcamp)
 "Yk" = (
 /obj/effect/spawner/random_spawners/cobweb_left_frequent,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/loading_area,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/stations/boxstation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/stations/boxstation.dmm
index 9939e6204ce..ee9f6ef44eb 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/stations/boxstation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/stations/boxstation.dmm
@@ -439,11 +439,7 @@
 /obj/structure/table/reinforced,
 /obj/item/gun/energy/laser/practice,
 /obj/machinery/recharger,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/security/range)
 "adk" = (
@@ -1429,10 +1425,7 @@
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/segment{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 4;
 	icon_state = "darkredcorners"
@@ -1836,11 +1829,7 @@
 /turf/space,
 /area/station/security/armory/secure)
 "aiz" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/stripes/line{
 	dir = 1
 	},
@@ -2651,10 +2640,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/command/office/hos)
 "akK" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "dark"
 	},
@@ -2870,11 +2856,7 @@
 	pixel_y = 1
 	},
 /obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/cigpack_robust,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 8
 	},
@@ -3173,10 +3155,7 @@
 "amA" = (
 /obj/structure/table,
 /obj/machinery/recharger,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 1
 	},
@@ -4177,11 +4156,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/light/small{
 	dir = 8
 	},
@@ -4400,11 +4375,7 @@
 	dir = 1
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 6;
 	icon_state = "red"
@@ -5436,11 +5407,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
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 	dir = 8;
 	icon_state = "redcorner"
@@ -5920,11 +5887,7 @@
 	name = "prisoner supression system";
 	target_pressure = 4500
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "darkred"
 	},
@@ -7127,11 +7090,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -8096,11 +8055,7 @@
 "aAI" = (
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/item/paper_bin/nanotrasen,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "cult"
@@ -8334,11 +8289,7 @@
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 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
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 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "dark"
@@ -8557,11 +8508,7 @@
 	layer = 4;
 	pixel_y = 32
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/computer/prisoner{
 	req_access = null;
 	req_access_txt = "2"
@@ -9017,11 +8964,7 @@
 	icon_state = "1-2"
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/scrubbers,
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/segment/corner{
 	dir = 4
@@ -10597,11 +10540,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/light/small{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/effect/landmark/start/assistant,
 /turf/simulated/floor/carpet/arcade,
 /area/station/public/arcade)
@@ -10934,11 +10873,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/security/detective)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/scrubbers{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -12397,11 +12332,7 @@
 	dir = 8
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/camera{
 	c_tag = "Fore Primary Hallway South";
 	dir = 4
@@ -12899,11 +12830,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/maintenance/fpmaint)
 "aPx" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /turf/simulated/floor/wood,
 /area/station/legal/courtroom)
 "aPy" = (
@@ -12987,11 +12914,7 @@
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/trunk{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "blue"
 	},
@@ -13060,10 +12983,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/maintenance/electrical)
 "aPT" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/supply{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -13380,11 +13300,7 @@
 	pixel_x = -5;
 	pixel_y = 5
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -14370,11 +14286,7 @@
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/stripes/line{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/chem_heater,
 /turf/simulated/floor/engine,
 /area/station/medical/chemistry)
@@ -14856,10 +14768,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/light/small{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/structure/cable{
 	d1 = 2;
 	d2 = 4;
@@ -15264,10 +15173,7 @@
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 "aWn" = (
 /obj/structure/table,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/item/t_scanner,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/public/storage/tools)
@@ -16119,10 +16025,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/service/chapel)
 "aYJ" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_pump/on,
 /turf/simulated/floor/carpet,
 /area/station/public/mrchangs)
@@ -16557,11 +16460,7 @@
 	c_tag = "Security Checkpoint";
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_scrubber/on{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -16579,11 +16478,7 @@
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 /area/station/maintenance/fpmaint)
 "bab" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/machinery/camera{
 	c_tag = "Garden";
 	dir = 8
@@ -17351,10 +17246,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/maintenance/fpmaint)
 "bcw" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/camera{
 	c_tag = "Chapel Chaplain's Office"
 	},
@@ -17534,11 +17426,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/wood,
 /area/station/service/bar)
 "bcW" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/structure/cable{
 	d1 = 1;
 	d2 = 2;
@@ -17654,10 +17542,7 @@
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
 /obj/item/flashlight/lamp/bananalamp,
 /obj/item/food/snacks/pie,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/wood,
 /area/station/service/clown)
 "bdq" = (
@@ -17942,10 +17827,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/wall,
 /area/station/service/kitchen)
 "bdV" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/camera{
 	c_tag = "Hydroponics Storage"
 	},
@@ -19182,11 +19064,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/photocopier{
 	toner = 0
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/public/storage/office)
@@ -20249,11 +20127,7 @@
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/segment{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/hallway/primary/port/east)
 "bkg" = (
@@ -21180,11 +21054,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "dark"
 	},
@@ -22093,11 +21963,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/public/locker)
 "bpb" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/structure/rack{
 	dir = 8;
 	layer = 2.9
@@ -22303,11 +22169,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/service/bar)
 "bpF" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/hallway/secondary/entry/lounge)
 "bpG" = (
@@ -22637,11 +22499,7 @@
 /area/station/service/bar)
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 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/personal,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/machinery/camera{
 	c_tag = "Locker Room East";
 	dir = 8
@@ -22696,11 +22554,7 @@
 	amount = 50
 	},
 /obj/item/storage/toolbox/emergency,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_scrubber/on{
 	dir = 1
 	},
@@ -22838,11 +22692,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/hallway/secondary/entry/lounge)
 "brf" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/camera{
 	c_tag = "Bar West";
 	dir = 4
@@ -23494,11 +23344,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/service/kitchen)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/supply/lobby)
 "bsZ" = (
@@ -24204,10 +24050,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/wood,
 /area/station/public/vacant_office)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/wood,
 /area/station/public/vacant_office)
 "bve" = (
@@ -24571,11 +24414,7 @@
 /area/station/public/locker)
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 /obj/machinery/disposal,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/trunk{
 	dir = 8
 	},
@@ -24908,11 +24747,7 @@
 	pixel_x = 1;
 	pixel_y = 5
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/wood,
 /area/station/service/library)
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@@ -25353,10 +25188,7 @@
 /obj/item/stack/packageWrap,
 /obj/item/stack/packageWrap,
 /obj/item/rcs,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 5;
 	icon_state = "arrival"
@@ -26447,11 +26279,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/service/chapel)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/structure/cable{
 	d1 = 1;
 	d2 = 2;
@@ -26683,10 +26511,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/supply/storage)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/segment{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -26990,11 +26815,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/wall/r_wall,
 /area/station/science/robotics/chargebay)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 4;
 	icon_state = "whitehall"
@@ -27802,10 +27623,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/supply/storage)
 "bJa" = (
@@ -27875,10 +27693,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/hallway/primary/starboard/west)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/supply/office)
 "bJk" = (
@@ -30768,10 +30583,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/camera{
 	c_tag = "Teleporter Room"
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/command/teleporter)
 "bTW" = (
@@ -30933,11 +30745,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/computer/aifixer{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "darkpurple"
 	},
@@ -31718,11 +31526,7 @@
 /area/station/command/teleporter)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
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 	dir = 4;
 	icon_state = "blue"
@@ -32086,11 +31890,7 @@
 /area/station/medical/cryo)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 4;
 	icon_state = "darkblue"
@@ -32641,11 +32441,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/structure/cable{
 	d1 = 1;
 	d2 = 2;
@@ -32959,11 +32755,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/grass,
 /area/station/medical/medbay)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 4;
 	icon_state = "whiteblue"
@@ -33501,10 +33293,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/hallway/primary/central/south)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 1;
 	icon_state = "blue"
@@ -33533,11 +33322,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/hallway/primary/central/south)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
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 /obj/item/bedsheet/medical,
 /obj/machinery/iv_drip,
@@ -34113,11 +33898,7 @@
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 /area/station/hallway/primary/central/se)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_scrubber/on{
 	dir = 8
 	},
@@ -34130,10 +33911,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/wall/r_wall,
 /area/station/science/toxins/mixing)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/structure/chair/sofa/left,
 /obj/item/radio/intercom{
 	name = "east bump";
@@ -34319,11 +34097,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/maintenance/aft2)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 4;
 	icon_state = "whiteblue"
@@ -34603,11 +34377,7 @@
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 /area/station/command/office/blueshield)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
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 	icon_state = "freezerfloor"
@@ -34618,11 +34388,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/wood,
 /area/station/command/office/blueshield)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
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 	pixel_x = -3;
@@ -36033,11 +35799,7 @@
 /obj/structure/table,
 /obj/item/folder/yellow,
 /obj/item/pen,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 8;
 	icon_state = "brown"
@@ -36172,11 +35934,7 @@
 /area/station/command/office/blueshield)
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-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
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 	icon_regular_floor = "yellowsiding";
 	icon_state = "tranquillite"
@@ -74106,11 +73650,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/supply,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 8;
@@ -74492,10 +74032,7 @@
 /obj/item/stock_parts/cell/high/plus,
 /obj/item/stock_parts/cell/high/plus,
 /obj/item/crowbar,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/item/mecha_parts/core,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 1;
@@ -74854,11 +74391,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/supply{
 	dir = 9
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/engine,
 /area/station/science/explab/chamber)
 "olG" = (
@@ -75246,11 +74779,7 @@
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/stripes/line{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/science/storage)
 "ouf" = (
@@ -75929,11 +75458,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_scrubber/on{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/machinery/firealarm{
 	dir = 4;
 	name = "east bump";
@@ -76904,10 +76429,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/maintenance/asmaint2)
 "piu" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
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 /obj/item/stack/cable_coil,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
@@ -78119,11 +77641,7 @@
 	pixel_y = 5
 	},
 /obj/item/pen,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/item/radio/intercom{
 	name = "west bump";
 	pixel_x = -28
@@ -78211,10 +77729,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/carpet,
 /area/station/supply/qm)
 "pRE" = (
@@ -80881,10 +80396,7 @@
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 /area/station/science/xenobiology)
 "qZp" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 1;
 	icon_state = "blue"
@@ -82542,10 +82054,7 @@
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 /area/station/maintenance/aft)
 "rPM" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "freezerfloor"
 	},
@@ -82732,10 +82241,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/supply{
 	dir = 10
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/bluegrid,
 /area/station/telecomms/chamber)
 "rUf" = (
@@ -83157,10 +82663,7 @@
 	},
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 "shh" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
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 /area/station/service/janitor)
@@ -83285,10 +82788,7 @@
 	network = list("Toxins");
 	pixel_x = 32
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/science/toxins/launch)
 "skb" = (
@@ -84243,11 +83743,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/wall/r_wall,
 /area/station/engineering/engine/supermatter)
 "sKF" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 8;
 	icon_state = "yellow"
@@ -84420,10 +83916,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/engine,
 /area/station/engineering/control)
 "sPb" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
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 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/public/dorms)
@@ -86589,10 +86082,7 @@
 "tSU" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
 /obj/item/lighter/zippo/engraved,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/wood,
 /area/station/command/meeting_room)
 "tSX" = (
@@ -86947,11 +86437,7 @@
 /area/station/science/toxins/test)
 "uaz" = (
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas,
 /obj/machinery/door/window/classic/reversed{
 	dir = 1;
@@ -87153,11 +86639,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/scrubbers{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/security/prisonershuttle)
 "ugW" = (
@@ -87782,11 +87264,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/engineering/gravitygenerator)
 "uzd" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/structure/table/glass/reinforced,
 /obj/item/aiModule/crewsimov{
 	pixel_y = 3;
@@ -88094,11 +87572,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/wall,
 /area/station/maintenance/asmaint2)
 "uIn" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/structure/table,
 /obj/item/roller{
 	pixel_y = 9
@@ -89997,11 +89471,7 @@
 /obj/item/stack/sheet/cardboard{
 	amount = 10
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/segment{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -91615,10 +91085,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/science/robotics)
 "wxp" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 1
 	},
@@ -91801,11 +91268,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/command/bridge)
 "wCQ" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "dark"
 	},
@@ -92820,11 +92283,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/hallway/secondary/exit)
 "xeT" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/segment,
 /turf/simulated/floor/wood,
 /area/station/command/office/captain)
@@ -93175,11 +92634,7 @@
 /obj/structure/chair/stool{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/maintenance/fpmaint)
 "xmN" = (
@@ -93277,10 +92732,7 @@
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/stripes/line{
 	dir = 6
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "bluefull"
 	},
@@ -93716,11 +93168,7 @@
 	dir = 4;
 	icon_state = "pipe-j2"
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/structure/cable{
 	d1 = 1;
 	d2 = 4;
@@ -93736,11 +93184,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/public/dorms)
 "xAX" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/disposal,
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/trunk,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/scrubbers,
@@ -94495,10 +93939,7 @@
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 /area/station/maintenance/fore)
 "xTJ" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/structure/table/glass,
 /obj/item/radio/intercom{
 	name = "west bump";
@@ -94663,10 +94104,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/engineering/control)
 "xWg" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 1;
 	icon_state = "whitepurple"
@@ -95273,10 +94711,7 @@
 /area/station/security/permabrig)
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 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/heat_exchanging,
-/obj/machinery/alarm/server{
-	dir = 4;
-	pixel_x = -22
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/server/directional/west,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 4;
 	icon_state = "darkbluecorners"
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/stations/cerestation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/stations/cerestation.dmm
index 22f6bcc00b2..9350ae3cd1f 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/stations/cerestation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/stations/cerestation.dmm
@@ -435,22 +435,14 @@
 	d2 = 8;
 	icon_state = "4-8"
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	pixel_y = -24;
-	name = "south bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "bcircuit"
 	},
 /area/station/turret_protected/ai)
 "acM" = (
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	pixel_x = -24;
-	name = "west bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/structure/cable{
 	d1 = 1;
 	d2 = 2;
@@ -806,10 +798,7 @@
 	},
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 "aeK" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	pixel_y = 24;
-	name = "north bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/injection,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "dark"
@@ -3059,10 +3048,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/wood,
 /area/station/command/office/hos)
 "atd" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	pixel_y = 24;
-	name = "north bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/security/hos/secure,
 /turf/simulated/floor/wood,
 /area/station/command/office/hos)
@@ -3316,10 +3302,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/maintenance/fore2)
 "auP" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	pixel_y = 24;
-	name = "north bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_scrubber/on{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -5090,10 +5073,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	pixel_y = 24;
-	name = "north bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 1;
 	icon_state = "red"
@@ -5164,10 +5144,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/light/small{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	pixel_y = 24;
-	name = "north bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/structure/railing/corner{
 	pixel_y = -11
 	},
@@ -5305,10 +5282,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/maintenance/disposal/northwest)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	pixel_y = 24;
-	name = "north bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "dark"
 	},
@@ -6105,10 +6079,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/camera{
 	c_tag = "Bridge Meeting West"
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	pixel_y = 24;
-	name = "north bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 1;
 	icon_state = "darkblue"
@@ -6408,11 +6379,7 @@
 	},
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 "aPD" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	pixel_y = -24;
-	name = "south bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/machinery/camera{
 	c_tag = "AI Asteroid Hallway 4";
 	dir = 1
@@ -7035,11 +7002,7 @@
 	},
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 "aTs" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	pixel_y = -24;
-	name = "south bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/segment{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -7680,11 +7643,7 @@
 "aWS" = (
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 /obj/machinery/light,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	pixel_y = -24;
-	name = "south bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "dark"
 	},
@@ -7966,11 +7925,7 @@
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 /obj/machinery/hydroponics/soil,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	pixel_x = 24;
-	name = "east bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/machinery/camera{
 	c_tag = "Rehabilitation Dome East 1";
 	dir = 8
@@ -8430,11 +8385,7 @@
 	d2 = 2;
 	icon_state = "1-2"
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	pixel_x = 24;
-	name = "east bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/hallway/primary/port/north)
 "baD" = (
@@ -8620,11 +8571,7 @@
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 /obj/structure/table,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	pixel_x = -24;
-	name = "west bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/camera{
 	c_tag = "Arcade West";
 	dir = 4
@@ -9388,11 +9335,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	pixel_y = -24;
-	name = "south bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
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 /turf/simulated/floor/grass/jungle,
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@@ -9787,10 +9730,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/public/locker)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	pixel_y = 24;
-	name = "north bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -10116,11 +10056,7 @@
 /area/station/service/bar)
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 /obj/machinery/dye_generator,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	pixel_x = 24;
-	name = "east bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
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 	name = "custom placement";
 	pixel_y = 28
@@ -10597,10 +10533,7 @@
 /area/station/command/office/cmo)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	pixel_y = 24;
-	name = "north bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "dark"
@@ -10659,10 +10592,7 @@
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 /obj/structure/table/glass,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	pixel_y = 24;
-	name = "north bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_scrubber/on,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 8;
@@ -11134,11 +11064,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	pixel_x = -24;
-	name = "west bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/security/range)
 "bow" = (
@@ -12128,11 +12054,7 @@
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 /area/station/command/office/hop)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 4;
 	icon_state = "neutralcorner"
@@ -13652,10 +13574,7 @@
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 	name = "Gas to Filter"
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm/engine{
-	dir = 4;
-	pixel_x = -22
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/engine/directional/west,
 /turf/simulated/floor/engine,
 /area/station/engineering/engine/supermatter)
 "bzB" = (
@@ -13900,10 +13819,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	pixel_y = 24;
-	name = "north bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 1;
 	icon_state = "red"
@@ -14267,11 +14183,7 @@
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 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	pixel_y = -24;
-	name = "south bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/machinery/firealarm{
 	dir = 4;
 	pixel_x = 24;
@@ -14431,10 +14343,7 @@
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 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	pixel_y = 24;
-	name = "north bump"
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 	dir = 1
 	},
@@ -96439,10 +95943,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	pixel_y = 24;
-	name = "north bump"
-	},
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 	pixel_x = 28;
@@ -96552,10 +96053,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	pixel_y = 24;
-	name = "north bump"
-	},
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 	dir = 1;
 	icon_state = "neutralcorner"
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/stations/deltastation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/stations/deltastation.dmm
index 293adf51411..5c54d7e6c9a 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/stations/deltastation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/stations/deltastation.dmm
@@ -682,11 +682,7 @@
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/stripes/line{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
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 "age" = (
@@ -1409,10 +1405,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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 	dir = 1
 	},
@@ -2651,11 +2644,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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@@ -2676,11 +2665,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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@@ -4055,11 +4040,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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 	dir = 10;
 	icon_state = "blue"
@@ -4091,11 +4072,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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 	dir = 1
 	},
@@ -4153,11 +4130,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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 	dir = 6;
@@ -4347,11 +4320,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
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 	pixel_x = 5;
@@ -4767,11 +4736,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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@@ -5475,11 +5440,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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@@ -5775,11 +5736,7 @@
 	},
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-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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 	d2 = 8;
@@ -6290,11 +6247,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
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@@ -6497,10 +6450,7 @@
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-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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 	dir = 1;
@@ -6874,11 +6824,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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 	icon_state = "freezerfloor"
 	},
@@ -7368,11 +7314,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
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 	dir = 8;
@@ -8246,10 +8188,7 @@
 	dir = 1;
 	name = "Gas to Chamber"
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm/engine{
-	dir = 8;
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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@@ -9222,11 +9161,7 @@
 	},
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-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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 	icon_state = "neutralcorner"
@@ -9856,10 +9791,7 @@
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 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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@@ -10795,11 +10727,7 @@
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-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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@@ -11070,11 +10998,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
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 	dir = 1;
 	name = "south bump";
@@ -11562,11 +11486,7 @@
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 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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 	icon_state = "bar"
@@ -11620,11 +11540,7 @@
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 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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 	c_tag = "Cargo Break Room";
 	dir = 8
@@ -11876,11 +11792,7 @@
 	name = "south bump";
 	pixel_y = -24
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
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 	dir = 8
 	},
@@ -12195,11 +12107,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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 	dir = 4;
@@ -13295,11 +13203,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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 	dir = 6;
 	icon_state = "brown"
@@ -14368,11 +14272,7 @@
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 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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@@ -16480,11 +16380,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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 	c_tag = "Quartermaster Office";
 	dir = 1
@@ -16545,10 +16441,7 @@
 	c_tag = "Perma-Brig Hallway Port";
 	network = list("SS13","Security")
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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 	icon_state = "darkredcorners"
 	},
@@ -17019,11 +16912,7 @@
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 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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 	dir = 4;
@@ -17428,10 +17317,7 @@
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 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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 	icon_state = "darkredcorners"
 	},
@@ -18176,11 +18062,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
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@@ -18236,10 +18118,7 @@
 	name = "west bump";
 	pixel_x = -28
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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 	dir = 8
 	},
@@ -18601,11 +18480,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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 	icon_state = "freezerfloor"
@@ -18854,11 +18729,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
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 	dir = 8;
 	icon_state = "whitebluecorner"
@@ -19763,10 +19634,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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 	dir = 1
 	},
@@ -20117,11 +19985,7 @@
 	dir = 8;
 	pixel_x = -12
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
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@@ -21207,11 +21071,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
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 	dir = 8
 	},
@@ -23804,10 +23664,7 @@
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 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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 	icon_state = "darkred"
@@ -24061,11 +23918,7 @@
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 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
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-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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 	dir = 1;
 	icon_state = "darkred"
@@ -24927,11 +24777,7 @@
 	},
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-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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 	c_tag = "Atmospherics Distribution";
 	dir = 1;
@@ -25629,11 +25475,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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@@ -26813,11 +26655,7 @@
 	},
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-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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@@ -26941,10 +26779,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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 	dir = 8;
 	icon_state = "vault"
@@ -27144,11 +26979,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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 	dir = 5;
 	icon_state = "caution"
@@ -27163,11 +26994,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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 	dir = 1
 	},
@@ -28654,11 +28481,7 @@
 	name = "east bump";
 	pixel_x = 24
 	},
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-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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 	dir = 6;
@@ -29032,11 +28855,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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 	icon_state = "darkblue"
 	},
@@ -29308,11 +29127,7 @@
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-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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@@ -29601,11 +29416,7 @@
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 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	pixel_x = 24;
-	name = "east bump"
-	},
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 	icon_state = "yellowcorner"
@@ -29667,11 +29478,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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@@ -29880,10 +29687,7 @@
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-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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@@ -31300,11 +31104,7 @@
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-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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@@ -31448,11 +31248,7 @@
 	},
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-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
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@@ -31545,11 +31341,7 @@
 	c_tag = "Brig - Officer's Lockers";
 	network = list("SS13","Security")
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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 	icon_state = "darkred"
@@ -31657,11 +31449,7 @@
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-	},
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@@ -39163,11 +38891,7 @@
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-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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@@ -43580,11 +43269,7 @@
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 /obj/effect/turf_decal/delivery/hollow,
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@@ -92490,10 +91849,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	pixel_y = 24;
-	name = "north bump"
-	},
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 	dir = 1;
 	icon_state = "yellowcorner"
@@ -92700,11 +92056,7 @@
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 	dir = 6
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	pixel_x = 24;
-	name = "east bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
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 /area/station/hallway/secondary/entry/north)
 "tIT" = (
@@ -93297,11 +92649,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
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 	dir = 10;
 	icon_state = "whiteblue"
@@ -94466,11 +93814,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
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 	dir = 10;
 	icon_state = "caution"
@@ -94618,11 +93962,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
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 	icon_state = "darkblue"
 	},
@@ -94681,11 +94021,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/medical/sleeper)
 "uMB" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
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 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -95451,11 +94787,7 @@
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/segment/corner{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
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 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -95603,10 +94935,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/medical/reception)
 "vsy" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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 /obj/item/storage/backpack/duffel/security,
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/morphine,
@@ -95654,11 +94983,7 @@
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 /area/station/supply/miningdock)
 "vuX" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
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 /turf/simulated/floor/wood,
 /area/station/medical/psych)
 "vvC" = (
@@ -95672,10 +94997,7 @@
 /obj/structure/chair{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 1;
 	icon_state = "darkred"
@@ -95907,11 +95229,7 @@
 	},
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 "vDg" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "dark"
 	},
@@ -96107,10 +95425,7 @@
 	},
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 "vGR" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel/grimy,
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 "vHe" = (
@@ -96585,11 +95900,7 @@
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 "vXU" = (
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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 	pixel_x = -7;
 	pixel_y = 7
@@ -96706,10 +96017,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/medical/virology)
 "wbi" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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 	icon_state = "showroomfloor"
 	},
@@ -96837,11 +96145,7 @@
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 /area/station/engineering/controlroom)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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 "weF" = (
@@ -97330,11 +96634,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
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 /obj/item/stack/packageWrap,
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@@ -99187,11 +98487,7 @@
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/stripes/line{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	pixel_x = 24;
-	name = "east bump"
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
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 /area/station/hallway/secondary/entry/east)
 "xzp" = (
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/stations/metastation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/stations/metastation.dmm
index 93799a729a5..05463f4ee2d 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/stations/metastation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/stations/metastation.dmm
@@ -215,11 +215,7 @@
 	c_tag = "Law Office";
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
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 	dir = 4;
 	req_access = null;
@@ -604,11 +600,7 @@
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/detective,
 /obj/item/restraints/handcuffs,
 /obj/item/flash,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/drinks/flask/detflask,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "grimy"
@@ -979,11 +971,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/engineering/control)
 "ajR" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/maintenance/fore)
 "ajS" = (
@@ -1200,11 +1188,7 @@
 	dir = 10
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/public/fitness)
 "alm" = (
@@ -2789,11 +2773,7 @@
 	pixel_x = 12
 	},
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/tile/brown,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_scrubber/on{
 	dir = 8
 	},
@@ -3389,11 +3369,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/engineering/gravitygenerator)
 "avI" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/machinery/hologram/holopad,
 /obj/structure/cable{
 	d1 = 4;
@@ -4306,11 +4282,7 @@
 	dir = 1;
 	pixel_y = 32
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/stripes/line{
 	dir = 5
 	},
@@ -4459,11 +4431,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/recharger{
 	pixel_y = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/structure/sign/double/map/right{
 	desc = "A framed picture of the station. Clockwise from security in red at the top, you see engineering in yellow, science in purple, escape in checkered red-and-white, medbay in green, arrivals in checkered red-and-blue, and then cargo in brown.";
 	icon_state = "map-right-MS";
@@ -4792,11 +4760,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 8;
 	icon_state = "brown"
@@ -5164,10 +5128,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
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 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 1
 	},
@@ -5692,11 +5653,7 @@
 /area/station/engineering/solar/auxport)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "darkgrey"
 	},
@@ -5979,11 +5936,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/engineering/control)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
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 	dir = 9
 	},
@@ -6326,11 +6279,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
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 /obj/item/storage/toolbox/emergency,
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@@ -6856,11 +6805,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
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 	d1 = 2;
 	d2 = 4;
@@ -7102,11 +7047,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
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 /obj/structure/dispenser,
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@@ -7536,11 +7477,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
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 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -7715,11 +7652,7 @@
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 /area/station/public/construction)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "custom placement";
-	pixel_x = -34
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
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 	dir = 6
 	},
@@ -7819,10 +7752,7 @@
 	name = "west bump";
 	pixel_x = -24
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/computer/card/minor/qm{
 	dir = 0
 	},
@@ -7876,11 +7806,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
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 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
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@@ -8555,10 +8481,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/camera{
 	c_tag = "Engineering - Secure Storage"
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
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 "aNV" = (
@@ -8643,11 +8566,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
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 /area/station/public/construction)
 "aOl" = (
@@ -9132,11 +9051,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 9;
 	icon_state = "brown"
@@ -9209,18 +9124,11 @@
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 /area/station/turret_protected/ai_upload)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
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 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -9239,11 +9147,7 @@
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 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
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@@ -11090,11 +10994,7 @@
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 /area/station/public/fitness)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /turf/simulated/floor/carpet/red,
 /area/station/command/office/hos)
 "aWf" = (
@@ -11893,11 +11793,7 @@
 	dir = 9
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
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 /area/station/engineering/smes)
 "aYF" = (
@@ -12380,11 +12276,7 @@
 	pixel_x = -3;
 	pixel_y = 5
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "dark"
 	},
@@ -12412,11 +12304,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_pump/on{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "purplecorner"
 	},
@@ -12794,10 +12682,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/item/kirbyplants/applebush,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 9;
@@ -12869,11 +12754,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/hallway/primary/central/north)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 1;
 	icon_state = "neutralcorner"
@@ -13185,10 +13066,7 @@
 	c_tag = "AI Upload Foyer";
 	network = list("SS13","RD","AIUpload")
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
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 	dir = 8;
 	pixel_x = 29
@@ -13917,11 +13795,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 4;
 	icon_state = "arrival"
@@ -15361,11 +15235,7 @@
 	c_tag = "Auxiliary Tool Storage";
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/machinery/light/small{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -15569,11 +15439,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/maintenance/engimaint)
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
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 	dir = 9
 	},
@@ -15942,10 +15808,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
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 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -16210,11 +16073,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/item/stock_parts/cell/high{
 	charge = 100;
 	maxcharge = 15000
@@ -16275,11 +16134,7 @@
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "darkgrey"
 	},
@@ -16590,11 +16445,7 @@
 	},
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-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
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 "bkE" = (
@@ -16726,11 +16577,7 @@
 	},
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 	icon_state = "whitepurple"
 	},
@@ -72229,11 +71654,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/manifold/hidden/supply{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /obj/structure/cable{
 	d1 = 1;
 	d2 = 2;
@@ -72279,11 +71700,7 @@
 	name = "west bump";
 	pixel_x = -28
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 10;
 	icon_state = "caution"
@@ -72349,11 +71766,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/hallway/primary/central/west)
 "oMk" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/supply,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/scrubbers,
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/stripes/line{
@@ -72395,11 +71808,7 @@
 /area/station/public/sleep)
 "oMT" = (
 /obj/machinery/disposal,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/structure/disposalpipe/trunk{
 	dir = 1
 	},
@@ -72877,11 +72286,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/binary/valve{
 	dir = 1
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/maintenance/asmaint)
 "oUs" = (
@@ -72968,11 +72373,7 @@
 /area/station/science/xenobiology)
 "oWd" = (
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_scrubber/on,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "dark"
 	},
@@ -73200,11 +72601,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/visible/cyan{
 	dir = 9
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/maintenance/fsmaint)
 "paZ" = (
@@ -73560,10 +72957,7 @@
 	pixel_x = 5;
 	pixel_y = 5
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "white"
 	},
@@ -74101,11 +73495,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/security/armory/secure)
 "ptU" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/wood,
 /area/station/public/mrchangs)
 "ptX" = (
@@ -74660,10 +74050,7 @@
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/security,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_scrubber/on{
 	dir = 8
 	},
@@ -74828,10 +74215,7 @@
 	},
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/freezer/iv_storage,
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/delivery/blue/hollow,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/camera{
 	c_tag = "Medbay Cold Storage"
 	},
@@ -75126,10 +74510,7 @@
 	dir = 1
 	},
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/security/permabrig)
 "pPJ" = (
@@ -75410,11 +74791,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/engine,
 /area/station/engineering/control)
 "pUs" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/visible{
 	dir = 9
 	},
@@ -76291,10 +75668,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/hallway/primary/central/north)
 "qmL" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/hidden/scrubbers{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -76976,11 +76350,7 @@
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/dropper{
 	pixel_y = -5
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/machinery/light,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "white"
@@ -78294,11 +77664,7 @@
 /area/station/service/hydroponics)
 "rgp" = (
 /obj/machinery/light,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 8;
 	icon_state = "whitebluecorner"
@@ -78724,11 +78090,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/medical/surgery/observation)
 "rqq" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 8;
 	icon_state = "red"
@@ -80118,10 +79480,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_scrubber/on{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/wood,
 /area/station/service/clown)
 "rPx" = (
@@ -80829,10 +80188,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/hallway/secondary/exit)
 "sfG" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/visible{
 	dir = 6;
 	level = 1
@@ -80851,10 +80207,7 @@
 /area/station/hallway/primary/aft/north)
 "sgk" = (
 /obj/machinery/smartfridge/foodcart,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "showroomfloor"
 	},
@@ -81862,10 +81215,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/engine,
 /area/station/science/xenobiology)
 "sFz" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/tank/air,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "darkgrey"
@@ -81873,10 +81223,7 @@
 /area/station/aisat/service)
 "sFN" = (
 /obj/machinery/economy/vending/robodrobe,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /obj/machinery/door_control{
 	id = "roboticsprivacy";
 	name = "Robotics Privacy Control";
@@ -82007,11 +81354,7 @@
 	dir = 8;
 	icon_state = "pipe-c"
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "bluecorner"
 	},
@@ -82116,11 +81459,7 @@
 	code = 6;
 	frequency = 1445
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/door_control{
 	id = "SecJusticeChamber";
 	layer = 4;
@@ -82971,11 +82310,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/maintenance/aft2)
 "tbd" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 8;
 	icon_state = "neutralcorner"
@@ -83939,11 +83274,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/maintenance/disposal)
 "twL" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/structure/cable{
 	d1 = 4;
 	d2 = 8;
@@ -85503,11 +84834,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/computer/message_monitor{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /obj/machinery/light_switch{
 	dir = 1;
 	name = "custom placement";
@@ -86720,11 +86047,7 @@
 	pixel_y = 3
 	},
 /obj/machinery/light,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "darkgreycheck"
 	},
@@ -86864,11 +86187,7 @@
 /turf/simulated/floor/plating,
 /area/station/security/main)
 "uOm" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_pump/on{
 	dir = 1
 	},
@@ -88493,10 +87812,7 @@
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
 /obj/structure/reagent_dispensers/fueltank,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_pump/on,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	name = "north bump";
-	pixel_y = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel,
 /area/station/supply/storage)
 "vwU" = (
@@ -89095,11 +88411,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/hallway/primary/port/east)
 "vNw" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 8;
-	name = "east bump";
-	pixel_x = 24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 4;
 	icon_state = "red"
@@ -89737,11 +89049,7 @@
 	},
 /area/station/medical/medbay)
 "wcq" = (
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	icon_state = "darkbluecorners"
 	},
@@ -90855,11 +90163,7 @@
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/stripes/line{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/science,
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/science,
 /obj/structure/cable{
@@ -90924,11 +90228,7 @@
 /obj/item/mmi,
 /obj/item/mmi,
 /obj/item/mmi,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_pump/on{
 	dir = 1
 	},
@@ -91398,11 +90698,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/cryopod{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 4;
-	name = "west bump";
-	pixel_x = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west,
 /turf/simulated/floor/plasteel{
 	dir = 4;
 	icon_state = "whitegreen"
@@ -92386,11 +91682,7 @@
 /area/station/engineering/atmos)
 "xml" = (
 /obj/structure/closet/l3closet/scientist,
-/obj/machinery/alarm{
-	dir = 1;
-	name = "south bump";
-	pixel_y = -24
-	},
+/obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south,
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/stripes/line{
 	dir = 6
 	},
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/mountable_frames/air_alarm_frame.dm b/code/game/objects/items/mountable_frames/air_alarm_frame.dm
index 5f18c6ac25d..7bae7f6ef71 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/mountable_frames/air_alarm_frame.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/mountable_frames/air_alarm_frame.dm
@@ -1,8 +1,4 @@
-/*
-AIR ALARM ITEM
-Handheld air alarm frame, for placing on walls
-Code shamelessly copied from apc_frame
-*/
+/// Handheld air alarm frame, for placing on walls.
 /obj/item/mounted/frame/alarm_frame
 	name = "air alarm frame"
 	desc = "Used for building Air Alarms"
@@ -14,7 +10,7 @@ Code shamelessly copied from apc_frame
 	mount_requirements = MOUNTED_FRAME_SIMFLOOR | MOUNTED_FRAME_NOSPACE
 
 /obj/item/mounted/frame/alarm_frame/do_build(turf/on_wall, mob/user)
-	var/obj/machinery/alarm/A = new/obj/machinery/alarm(get_turf(src), get_dir(on_wall, user), 1)
+	var/obj/machinery/alarm/A = new/obj/machinery/alarm(get_turf(src), get_dir(user, on_wall), 1)
 	A.buildstage = AIR_ALARM_FRAME // Set the build stage to the initial state
 	A.update_icon()
 	qdel(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/airalarm.dm b/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/airalarm.dm
index b857c44598b..8ef4f4286ce 100644
--- a/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/airalarm.dm
+++ b/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/airalarm.dm
@@ -95,10 +95,9 @@
 	report_danger_level = FALSE
 
 /obj/machinery/alarm/engine
-	name = "engine air alarm"
 	locked = FALSE
 	req_access = null
-	custom_name = TRUE
+	custom_name = "engine air alarm"
 	req_one_access = list(ACCESS_ATMOSPHERICS, ACCESS_ENGINE)
 
 /// general syndicate access
@@ -193,13 +192,21 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/alarm/Initialize(mapload, direction, building = 0)
 	. = ..()
+
+	alarm_area = get_area(src)
+
+	if(custom_name)
+		name = custom_name
+	else
+		name = "[alarm_area.name] Air Alarm"
+
 	if(building) // Do this first since the Init uses this later on. TODO refactor to just use an Init
 		if(direction)
 			setDir(direction)
 
 		buildstage = 0
 		wiresexposed = TRUE
-		set_pixel_offsets_from_dir(-24, 24, -24, 24)
+		set_pixel_offsets_from_dir(24, -24, 24, -24)
 
 	GLOB.air_alarms += src
 	GLOB.air_alarms = sortAtom(GLOB.air_alarms)
@@ -221,9 +228,6 @@
 	return ..()
 
 /obj/machinery/alarm/proc/first_run()
-	alarm_area = get_area(src)
-	if(!custom_name)
-		name = "[alarm_area.name] Air Alarm"
 	apply_preset(AALARM_PRESET_HUMAN) // Don't cycle.
 	GLOB.air_alarm_repository.update_cache(src)
 
@@ -1142,13 +1146,19 @@
 		aidisabled = FALSE
 
 /obj/machinery/alarm/all_access
-	name = "all-access air alarm"
 	desc = "A wall-mounted device used to control atmospheric equipment. Its access restrictions appear to have been removed."
 	locked = FALSE
-	custom_name = TRUE
+	custom_name = "all-access air alarm"
 	req_access = null
 	req_one_access = null
 
+MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/machinery/alarm, 24, 24)
+MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access, 24, 24)
+MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/machinery/alarm/engine, 24, 24)
+MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/machinery/alarm/monitor, 24, 24)
+MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/machinery/alarm/server, 24, 24)
+MAPPING_DIRECTIONAL_HELPERS(/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate, 24, 24)
+
 /*
 AIR ALARM CIRCUIT
 Just an object used in constructing air alarms
diff --git a/icons/obj/monitors.dmi b/icons/obj/monitors.dmi
index 31d531c1341..47a859bf8f5 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/monitors.dmi and b/icons/obj/monitors.dmi differ
diff --git a/tools/UpdatePaths/Scripts/24652_airalarm_directionals.txt b/tools/UpdatePaths/Scripts/24652_airalarm_directionals.txt
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..1e6b790b2ba
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tools/UpdatePaths/Scripts/24652_airalarm_directionals.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+/obj/machinery/alarm{pixel_x=-24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm{pixel_x=24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/directional/east{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm{pixel_y=-24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/directional/south{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm{pixel_y=24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/directional/north{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+
+/obj/machinery/alarm{pixel_x=-34} : /obj/machinery/alarm/directional/west{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{pixel_x=-24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/west{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{pixel_x=24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/east{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{pixel_y=-24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/south{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access{pixel_y=24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional/north{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+
+/obj/machinery/alarm/engine{pixel_x=-22} : /obj/machinery/alarm/engine/directional/west{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm/engine{pixel_x=24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/engine/directional/east{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm/engine{pixel_y=-24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/engine/directional/south{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm/engine{pixel_y=24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/engine/directional/north{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+
+/obj/machinery/alarm/monitor{pixel_x=-22} : /obj/machinery/alarm/monitor/directional/west{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm/monitor{pixel_x=24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/monitor/directional/east{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm/monitor{pixel_y=-24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/monitor/directional/south{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm/monitor{pixel_y=24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/monitor/directional/north{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+
+/obj/machinery/alarm/server{pixel_x=-22} : /obj/machinery/alarm/server/directional/west{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm/server{pixel_x=24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/server/directional/east{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm/server{pixel_y=-24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/server/directional/south{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm/server{pixel_y=24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/server/directional/north{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{pixel_x=-24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/west{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{pixel_x=24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/east{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{pixel_y=-24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/south{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
+/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate{pixel_y=24} : /obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional/north{@OLD;dir=@SKIP;name=@SKIP;pixel_x=@SKIP;pixel_y=@SKIP}
diff --git a/tools/maplint/lints/directional_airalarms.yml b/tools/maplint/lints/directional_airalarms.yml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..ca5a84a49b4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/tools/maplint/lints/directional_airalarms.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+help: "Use the specific directional subtypes for this air alarm."
+/obj/machinery/alarm:
+  banned_variables:
+  - pixel_x
+  - pixel_y
+=/obj/machinery/alarm:
+  banned: true
+=/obj/machinery/alarm/directional:
+  banned: true
+=/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access:
+  banned: true
+=/obj/machinery/alarm/all_access/directional:
+  banned: true
+=/obj/machinery/alarm/engine:
+  banned: true
+=/obj/machinery/alarm/engine/directional:
+  banned: true
+=/obj/machinery/alarm/monitor:
+  banned: true
+=/obj/machinery/alarm/monitor/directional:
+  banned: true
+=/obj/machinery/alarm/server:
+  banned: true
+=/obj/machinery/alarm/server/directional:
+  banned: true
+=/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate:
+  banned: true
+=/obj/machinery/alarm/syndicate/directional:
+  banned: true